1. Your Honor, Mr. Lock,
he set his TV show in Chicago.
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3. New York, New Orleans.
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4. Anywhere, but he chose Chicago,
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5. and he was promised
a 30% tax break...
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6. But only if he used
post-production facilities
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7. in Illinois.
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8. Mr. Lock only moved his
post-production facilities
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9. to Los Angeles
for reasons of diversity.
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10. Oh, come on.
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11. Uh, maybe the City of Chicago
cares less about diversity
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12. than Marshall Lock.
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13. His Los Angeles
facilities
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14. are majority
African-American owned,
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15. and that is far better...
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17. She has to go to the bathroom,
doesn't she?
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18. That is far better
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19. than the all-whitefacilities
in Chicago!
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20. She is very good.
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21. Do you need a moment, Counselor?
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22. Uh, I don't know
what you m-mean.
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23. Yes. Yes!
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24. Recess! Fuck!
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25. Fuck!
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26. Recess, yes...
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27. Damn it.
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28. Two weeks early?
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29. I have the-the Muncer case
in pretrial,
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30. and I have the Violence
Prevention Committee.
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31. No. Shut up, okay?
You are giving birth.
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32. You need to stop talking
about work and focus. Okay?
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33. Who are you calling?
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34. Your OBGYN.
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35. How do you have his number?
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36. This is your phone.
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37. Oh, shit, no, no, no.
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38. What? He's in Mendocino.
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39. What?
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40. Call Colin.
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41. Morrello residence.
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42. Down with Trump.
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43. I need to speak
to Colin Morrello.
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44. He's not in right now.
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45. And I'm a little busy. What? No, no, no.
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46. I am calling for Lucca Quinn.
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47. She's giving birth. Excuse me?
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48. Lucca Quinn is giving birth.
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49. Oh, my God.
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50. I have it in my calendar.
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51. It's two weeks from now.
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52. I thought we agreed
she was inducing.
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53. Is that Francesca?
Yes.
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54. Tell her to get Colin.
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55. Okay, Lucca wants
you to call Colin.
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56. Tell her I'm coming right now.
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57. And Colin is in D.C.
until next week.
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58. Helga, help me,
I'm gonna be a grandmother.
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59. Bitch. She hung up.
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60. What?
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61. Call Diane. Diane?
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62. Tell Diane... Okay.
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63. that I will be unable
to make the Violence...
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64. The Violence Committee. Oh!
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65. Okay. Jesus!
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66. I thought it was in two weeks. Uh-huh.
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67. Well, we all did, but it looks
like the baby didn't agree.
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68. Yeah, don't-don't worry
about it, just keep us in touch.
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69. What's wrong? Lucca is in labor.
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70. What? When did this happen?
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71. Just now.
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72. Maia called on her
way to the hospital.
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73. Listen, can you take Lucca's
place on the Violence Committee?
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74. No, I have to get
to the hospital.
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75. Not you, she means me.
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76. Yeah, I'll head
right over there.
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77. Sorry to keep you waiting.
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78. Oh, no problem, you seem
very busy out there.
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79. Ah, just the unexpected.
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80. Are you all right?
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81. Uh, yeah. Yes, I'm fine.
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82. One of our lawyers is, uh,
going into labor.
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83. Oh, my God. Oh, no, not her.
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84. Her, uh, her best friend.
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85. So two female FBI agents?
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86. Is that unusual?
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87. Uh, no, not these days.
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88. So you want to hear me
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89. say terrible things
about my husband?
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90. No, it's just a standard
background check
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91. for anybody applying to the FBI.
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92. It's pretty
routine, painless.
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93. Well, good. Fire away.
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94. Do you know Mr. McVeigh
to be an honest person?
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95. I do. He is the most
honest person I know.
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96. And during the course
of your marriage,
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97. have you and Mr. McVeigh
maintained the same residence?
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98. No. He is a country
person, and I'm city,
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99. so we have lived apart,
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100. but we moved in together
permanently last week.
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101. And in the last six months,
has anyone else stayed
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102. at your residence? Uh, no.
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103. A friend's daughter came when
she was visiting colleges.
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104. And my goddaughter,
Maia Rindell,
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106. Maia Rindell?
Yes.
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107. Henry's daughter.
She stayed with me
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108. during the scandal.
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109. I hope that's not a problem.It shouldn't be.
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110. You think of anything else,
just give us a call.
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111. Oh, and that's all?
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112. Yes. Like we
said, painless.
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114. Is Lucca really giving birth?
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115. Yes, I just
got the call.
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116. Uh, listen,
do you have a minute?
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117. Something wrong?
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118. Uh, maybe.
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119. Uh, Kurt was offered a
ballistics job by the FBI...
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120. Ooh.
and I was, uh,
just interviewed
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121. by two agents as part of a
standard background check,
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122. and I'm worried about
one of my answers.
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123. Okay. Which one?
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124. Um, can I borrow a dollar?
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125. I need a consultation.
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126. I am now your lawyer.
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127. The two FBI
agents asked me
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128. if anyone had, uh,
stayed at my residence.
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129. And I answered
a friend and Maia.
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130. Are you worried
about the scandal?
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131. No, someone else
stayed there, too.
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132. A man, overnight.
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133. No, that's why
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134. we left our card, Ms. Lockhart,
thank you for calling.
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137. I had a party last year
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138. with a dozen friends
and, uh, coworkers.
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139. And they stayed the night?
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140. No, I just thought
I'd mention them.
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141. And, um, a neighbor of mine
had water damage,
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142. and I let her stay
at my apartment
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143. while I was out of town.
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144. Uh, Julie Rayborn.
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145. "Rayborn."
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146. Oh, and, uh,
and a friend of mine,
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147. um, stayed one night.
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148. Um, Tully Nelson.
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149. Okay, um, has Mr. McVeigh
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150. met either Ms. Rayborn
or Mr. Nelson?
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151. Uh, no, not to my knowledge.
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152. Well, thanks for clarifying.
Uh, we should be
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153. finished with
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154. No problem. Bye.
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155. You're fine.
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156. "Kill all lawyers."
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157. That's been the anthem
for six months
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158. of copycat killers
and assaulters.
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159. Well, today
that ends.
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160. That's great
to hear, Warren.
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161. Three inches to the left,
I'd be dead.
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162. I know, my God.
Uh, that's one of the reasons
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163. Rahm wanted you
on this committee.
Mm.
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164. And it's good
to see you too, Julius.
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165. Ha, thank you.
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166. The mayor has gathered
together the best people:
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167. Republicans and Democrats,
a-a judge,
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169. all to decide how to spend
$10 million,
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170. and finally address this problem
of lawyer killings.
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171. Warren.
Yeah?
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173. None. Rahm believes you put the
best people in a room together,
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174. and let them do their thing.
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175. So don't be intimidated by the
other powerhouses in this room.
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being a victim.
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I think some of you know
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179. Adrian and Julius
from Reddick/Boseman.
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180. And I think you know
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181. His Honor, Trig Mullaney,
a recent Trump appointee.
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the Fox show, Ted and Friends?
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183. Howdy. A fellow pundit.
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184. And beloved drama teacher,
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Neil Howard Sloan-Jacob.
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186. Anyway, I will let you all
get to it.
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189. Yeah.
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192. Yes, why? You don't think
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194. Adrian, that's a federal judge,
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and an award-winning educator.
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196. Oh, look, if this is
about partisanship... No. No, no.
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197. You get me a smart Republican,
I'd be thrilled.
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198. Warren.
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199. I know these three.
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200. They are functioning idiots.
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201. Wow.
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202. I never thought of you
as an elitist, Adrian.
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203. Come on, man, I... But, you know,
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204. if they are functioning idiots,
it should make your job easier.
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205. Convince them.
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206. All you need
is a majority.
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207. Three votes to two.
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208. You've got this.
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209. Lucca Quinn? Lucca Quinn.
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210. I'll be with
you in a minute. Oh, my God.
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212. Excuse me.
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213. Hi, um, my friend
is giving birth.
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214. Lucca Quinn, you know where... She's right there.
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215. Okay.
calming music.
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216. Jesus, God,
where is the epidural?
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217. I got him, I got Colin.
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218. How's he doing in D.C.?
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219. Don't you dare take that.
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220. All right.
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221. Can you show Marissa
how to use a door?
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222. Hello, Colin?
Where are you?
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223. I'm headed to the airport,
what do you think...
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224. Sir, sir, could you
go around, please?
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225. This lane is not moving, sir.
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226. Fuck! I'm out of town for 18 hours,
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227. and that's when you choose
to go into motherfucking labor?
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228. God, it's good to hear
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229. someone swear other than me. This lane is moving.
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230. Why would we be in this lane?
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231. Fucking hell!
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234. Fucking asshole!
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235. Fucker! Fuck! Fucking, fucking cocksucking...
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236. Fuck! ass-licking, ball fondler!
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237. Thank you for letting us
come to you, Mr. McVeigh.
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238. Ballistics asked to expedite
your background check.
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239. They want to put you
to work fast.
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240. So here we are.No problem.
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241. Do you know
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Yes.
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243. Did you have any investment
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245. No, but I probably benefited
through community property.
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246. Understood.
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247. Do you know
Julie Rayborn?
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248. No. She's a neighbor
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know Tully Nelson?
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251. Yes.
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any contact with him
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258. I don't know.
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262. "If you want my help,
leave a flower pot
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263. "in your office window
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266. No.
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268. I don't know.
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269. This is sort of crazy.
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270. It's-it's like someone's trying
to make you paranoid.
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271. It has to be somebody
who can see my window.
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272. Well, if it's not a prank.
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273. We're too high up for anybody
to see us from the street.
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278. They dance, and h-have sex
wearing Trump masks.
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280. No. I think that's
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283. Um...
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285. Yes, we were wondering
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in an hour or so.
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288. Um, sure. Can you
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289. Unfortunately, it's probably
better in person.
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290. We can arrange it
at your convenience.
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291. I'll go as your lawyer.
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292. Um, sure. When do
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293. Thank you so much
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295. Certainly.
You're welcome.
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298. You don't need a lawyer.
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299. This isn't meant
to be adversarial.
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300. Good. Then we
should be fast.
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301. We really only have
one question for you, Diane.
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302. It's something that came up
during our background check.
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303. This friend who stayed
in your apartment, Tully Nelson?
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304. We've discovered he's made
threats against the president.
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305. Uh, what threats?
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306. He's threatened
the president's life.
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307. We know you didn't have
anything to do with that, Diane,
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308. but we wanted to give you
a chance to give us your take.
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309. Uh, excuse me, uh,
let me just interrupt for a sec.
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310. Is this a background check of
Kurt McVeigh, or Diane Lockhart?
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311. Mr. McVeigh's wife
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who threatened the president,
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back to her apartment,
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with her husband.
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315. That impacts Mr. McVeigh's
background check.
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316. Well, I'm glad this
isn't adversarial.
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317. Where are you getting
your information?
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318. Okay, well, you can submit
your questions in writing
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319. and we will take a look at them.
Thank you so very much.
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320. This is a subpoena,
Ms. Lockhart.
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321. Are you fucking kidding me?
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322. We'll need you to testify
at a grand jury hearing today
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323. against Tully Nelson.
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324. Just a background check, huh?
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325. We now know
conspiracy to what.
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326. Assassination.
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327. That carries
a life sentence.
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328. Let's not talk here.
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329. We have an opportunity here
to stop these killings.
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330. The key is to be smart.
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331. I have a proposal.
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332. Can I just say first,
I think we're overreacting.
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by killer bees each year
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334. than by gunfire. What? What?
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335. What?
I know.
I was surprised, too.
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that only 3,000 people
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337. were killed by gunfire...
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338. Now, that is not true.
That is not true.It's scary
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on the Internet that are faked.
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340. You know, even, uh,
the lawyer hit-and-run.
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341. That was done in a studio.No, it wasn't.
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342. Roger Hill was killed by a car.
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343. Yeah, can I just
say something here?
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344. Guns are not the answer.
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345. I mean, last year,
we did Annie Get Your Gun
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replaced any reference to gun
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348. And it worked just as well,
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three lawyers shot by gunfire.
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used in previous crimes.
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would've been subject
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gun buyback program.
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359. No. We buy back
the illegal guns.
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for a great ad campaign?
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361. "I heart lawyers,"
you know?
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362. Something like that. That's fun.
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photos of lawyers
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and a jingle.
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negative like a buyback.
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367. No, it's not. It's better.
Truth, liberty...
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368. These clowns are
gonna outvote us.
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369. Yeah. We need
to get to him.
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at the bar association.
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373. Okay, good. I'll see you in ten.
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that fucking music?
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380. I can't wait to meet her. We'll
have so much to talk about.
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Just breathe.
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383. You can do this. Think
of something else.
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384. Focus on something else.Like what?
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386. Francesca says you're leaving,
that you're moving to D.C.
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387. What? Mm-hmm. She was offered
a job by Obama's people.
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389. It's organizing for...
wait, what is it?
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390. Action. I'm-I'm-I'm not sure
I'm going.
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You told Colin you were.
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392. No. I said I was considering it.
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very excited about it.
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in prison, so you tell me.
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you've been having
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409. It's all connected.
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410. They know your firm's leading
the way on impeachment
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412. Trump's obsessed with
the pee-pee tape.
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415. No, I don't do deep throat.
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and girl-on-girl.
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418. Former. I direct now.
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if you want,
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about men in suits.
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422. Mueller, Cohen, he eats them
for breakfast.
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who's seen him in the nude.
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a nondisclosure agreement.
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defend yourself,
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the love child.
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to "follow the women"?
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six months in a haze
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crazy and what was not.
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why to follow the women?
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451. And you were served?
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452. By the same prosecutor
who went after you.
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453. What do you need?
Copy !req
454. You were there for me;
I'm here for you.
Copy !req
455. There may be something
between him and a woman.
Copy !req
456. Can you look into it?
Copy !req
457. We're ready for you,
Ms. Lockhart.
Copy !req
458. Good. I think you
know Mr. Dipersia.
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459. Yes. Hello.
Copy !req
460. Diane.
Copy !req
461. Hello, Tully.
Copy !req
462. Are you testifying?
Copy !req
463. Can we talk for a minute?
Copy !req
464. Look, I'm so sorry
about this.
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465. This is the new America.
Copy !req
466. Fucking fascists.
Copy !req
467. Listen, did you
take the fifth?
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468. No. I had nothing
to be ashamed of. Tully.
Copy !req
469. Look, we have to start
standing up to this bullshit,
Copy !req
470. not hiding behind
legal loopholes.
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471. Ms. Lockhart.
Copy !req
472. All right,
here's the thing.
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473. I waived attorney-client
privilege.
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474. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
475. Everything I said
I am proud of.
Copy !req
476. It's either a joke
or I stand by it.
Copy !req
477. Now go give them hell,
gorgeous.
Copy !req
478. Ms. Lockhart, hello.
Copy !req
479. Hello, Mr. Basehart.
Copy !req
480. We just have some questions
about your client, Tully Nelson.
Copy !req
481. He's already waived his right
to attorney-client privilege.
Copy !req
482. Yes.
Copy !req
483. So you're obliged to answer
my questions, is that not so?
Copy !req
484. Yes.
Copy !req
485. Did Mr. Nelson
on two occasions mention
Copy !req
486. wanting to assassinate
President Trump?
Copy !req
487. Yes.
Copy !req
488. He did? And did you not
think it was important
Copy !req
489. to report these threats
to the authorities?
Copy !req
490. No.
Why is that?
Copy !req
491. Well, for the same reason
I didn't report Johnny Depp
Copy !req
492. when he talked about
assassinating the president
Copy !req
493. during the, um, film festival
in Glastonbury.
Copy !req
494. It was a joke.
Copy !req
495. And how did you know
it was a joke?
Copy !req
496. Because Johnny Depp said it was.
Copy !req
497. No. Tully Nelson.
Copy !req
498. Oh, for the same reason.
Copy !req
499. I asked Tully if he was joking
and he said yes.
Copy !req
500. Okay. That makes sense.
Copy !req
501. Let me play a tape for you,
Ms. Lockhart.
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502. You up?
Copy !req
503. Actually, yes.
Copy !req
504. Why the Beretta?
Copy !req
505. Ah, you know guns?
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506. This is not a gun.
It's a pistol.
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507. And I know it's illegal
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508. to modify the milsurp magazine
for a 92S.
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509. Where did you get that?
Copy !req
510. That is a recording of you,
isn't it, Ms. Lockhart?
Copy !req
511. That is an illegal recording
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512. of an attorney
consulting with her client.
Copy !req
513. In her bedroom? Excuse me,
Copy !req
514. but the location of that
recording is not relevant.
Copy !req
515. What is being discussed
here, Ms. Lockhart,
Copy !req
516. is a conspiracy to assassinate
the president.
Copy !req
517. That's why we
have a warrant.
Copy !req
518. It was a joke.
Copy !req
519. And you have no right
to use that.
Copy !req
520. If it was a joke, then why this?
Copy !req
521. You are discussing
a crime with your lawyer.
Copy !req
522. No, no, no.
I am discussing politics.
Copy !req
523. Violence is not politics.
Copy !req
524. Oh, really?
Copy !req
525. Isn't that the sound
Copy !req
526. of you removing bullets
from Mr. Nelson's magazine?
Copy !req
527. And if you truly thought
he was joking,
Copy !req
528. then why would you
remove his bullets?
Copy !req
529. You taped us?
No, I...
Copy !req
530. You taped our conversation?
Copy !req
531. No, I-I didn't.
Copy !req
532. They have us talking.
Copy !req
533. They have our conversation
in my bedroom.
Copy !req
534. No, it wasn't me.
Copy !req
535. You've been bugged.
Copy !req
536. Check your phone.
Copy !req
537. It's your phone
or your apartment,
Copy !req
538. but it wasn't me.
Copy !req
539. Let's go.
Copy !req
540. Her name is Aubrey Klebahn.
Copy !req
541. She attended Iowa
Glidden-Ralston High School.
Copy !req
542. This is Basehart's
assistant.
Copy !req
543. She was working at Hooters
in D.C.
Copy !req
544. when Basehart hired her.
Copy !req
545. Yes. She was with him
in the grand jury room.
Copy !req
546. She worked with him for a year,
then she tried to leave,
Copy !req
547. but he gave her a raise
and moved her to Chicago.
Copy !req
548. Is he married?
Copy !req
549. Yes. Three kids.
Copy !req
550. Basehart goes home on weekends.
Copy !req
551. And where does Aubrey live?
Copy !req
552. In an apartment five blocks away
from Basehart.
Copy !req
553. Good, but we'll need
hard evidence.
Copy !req
554. I'm on it.
Copy !req
555. So, i-is this the plan?
Copy !req
556. Blackmailing him?
Copy !req
557. Yes. Why?
Copy !req
558. Well, it-it just seems
a little sleazy.
Copy !req
559. They're out to destroy us.
Copy !req
560. If ever there was a time for
situational ethics, it's now.
Copy !req
561. Where you going?
Copy !req
562. To buy a burner.
Copy !req
563. Thank you, Mr. McVeigh.
Copy !req
564. We just have
a few more questions
Copy !req
565. and we'll wrap up
your background check.
Copy !req
566. There a problem? No.
Copy !req
567. When there's more of us,
that's good news.
Copy !req
568. You don't have to talk
to us individually.
Copy !req
569. Has your wife ever made a
contribution to an organization
Copy !req
570. dedicated to the overthrow
of the U.S. Government?
Copy !req
571. No.
Copy !req
572. Phew, that's good to know.
Copy !req
573. Tell us about the gun
you gave to your wife.
Copy !req
574. Why?
Copy !req
575. We just want
to get a fuller picture.
Copy !req
576. Was it a Smith & Wesson 6-4?
Copy !req
577. Mr. McVeigh?
Copy !req
578. What's wrong?
Copy !req
579. It wasn't illegal.
Copy !req
580. That's not our question.
Copy !req
581. I have no more
answers for you.
Copy !req
582. Sit back down, sir.
Copy !req
583. No. You want to give me a job,
give it to me.
Copy !req
584. You want to find out
about my wife, ask her.
Copy !req
585. Your wife is about
to be indicted.
Copy !req
586. I don't like to swear,
Copy !req
587. so, understand,
this is purely for emphasis.
Copy !req
588. Get the fuck out of our house.
Copy !req
589. No, I mean it.
Copy !req
590. Get the fuck out of our house.
Copy !req
591. I think we should talk.
Copy !req
592. I agree. Where are you?
Copy !req
593. I'm at the apartment.
Copy !req
594. I'm coming to you. No.
Copy !req
595. Wait there.
I'm coming to you.
Copy !req
596. All right, see you then.
Copy !req
597. President Trump, first of all,
how are you this morning?
Copy !req
598. See, we're told to
address President Trump
Copy !req
599. as often as possible.
He watches every day.
Copy !req
600. Mr. President,
Copy !req
601. if you're watching us
right now...
Copy !req
602. First of all, you're
looking really good, sir.
Copy !req
603. And I'm not just talking
about your border strategy.
Copy !req
604. Oh, yeah, she's
a real nympho.
Yeah?
Copy !req
605. They're trying to outvote
you, Howard. It's a...
Copy !req
606. It's Neil.
Copy !req
607. Neil.
Neil.
Copy !req
608. It's a trick.
Copy !req
609. But I like the billboard idea
and the singing.
Copy !req
610. Look, we vote together
on this buyback thing,
Copy !req
611. we can be out of here in time
for the 8:00 curtain.
Copy !req
612. Adrian. Thanks.
Copy !req
613. Uh, excuse me.
Good timing.
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614. I think we've reached
a consensus.
Copy !req
615. Neil's voting with us.
Copy !req
616. Great, but Rahm thinks
you made a good point.
Copy !req
617. We need another smart
voice on the committee,
Copy !req
618. and particularly
a woman, so...
Copy !req
619. Keira.
Copy !req
620. She's NRA, Warren.
Copy !req
621. Yes, but she's smart.
Copy !req
622. Keira, this is Adrian.
Copy !req
623. Mr. Boseman,
how are you?
Copy !req
624. I heard about your
terrible time.
Copy !req
625. I'm glad I can help.
Copy !req
626. Is this Lucca's room?
Copy !req
627. It is.
Copy !req
628. I'm Francesca.
Copy !req
629. It is so good to meet you.
Copy !req
630. I was just wondering
whether your family
Copy !req
631. is from Tanzania or Nigeria.
Copy !req
632. I have no idea.
Copy !req
633. Well, I think we're gonna
become fast friends.
Copy !req
634. I just got back from
a luxury safari in Tanzania.
Copy !req
635. The nicest people.
Copy !req
636. Here she is!
Copy !req
637. Safe and sound. Hi.
Copy !req
638. Dr. Harper called
from Mendocino.
Copy !req
639. He asked me to step in.
Copy !req
640. I'm Dr. Coulson.
Copy !req
641. Oh. You're not
Lucca's mom?
Copy !req
642. No, that's me.
Copy !req
643. I don't think
I understand.
Copy !req
644. Put her out of
her misery, Mom.
Copy !req
645. Danny, we have someone
who needs visual evidence.
Copy !req
646. Hi. Danny Quinn.
Copy !req
647. Of course.
Copy !req
648. Well, now I see the resemblance.
Copy !req
649. I mean, not that there needed
to be a resemblance.
Copy !req
650. So if I could interrupt.
We need fewer people in here.
Copy !req
651. I'm out of here.
Copy !req
652. Me, too.No, no, no, no, no, please.
Copy !req
653. We have to go
to work anyway.
Copy !req
654. Fuck!
Copy !req
655. Okay. All right,
here we go, everybody.
Copy !req
656. One, two, three,
motherfucker!
Copy !req
657. Cocksucker!
Copy !req
658. It's what they do in Australia,
and I don't like Australians.
Copy !req
659. It's a buyback program!
They have them everywhere.
Copy !req
660. Have you even been to Australia?
They all hate Trump.
Copy !req
661. What?
They...
Copy !req
662. And ever since their
buyback program,
Copy !req
663. there have been twice as many
shooting deaths in Australia. What?
Copy !req
664. Can I calm things down
by saying something here?
Copy !req
665. Please.
Copy !req
666. I share Adrian's concern
for these copycat murders.
Copy !req
667. He's a good man.
He has skin in the game.
Copy !req
668. But this isn't just about guns.
Copy !req
669. One lawyer was killed
in a hit-and-run,
Copy !req
670. another was supposedly hung...
Copy !req
671. Majority were shot. If I may finish.
Copy !req
672. We need to help lawyers
defend themselves.
Copy !req
673. That's the bottom line.
Copy !req
674. Now I liked your ad campaign,
especially the jingle.
Copy !req
675. But if we want to make a
difference, we need to spend
Copy !req
676. this money to arm
and train lawyers.
Copy !req
677. Oh, my God.
Every time, it's more guns.
Copy !req
678. More guns.
No.
Copy !req
679. The answer is training
and arming lawyers.
Copy !req
680. This isn't about guns.
This is about self-protection.
Copy !req
681. Which is ten more million
dollars spent on guns.
Copy !req
682. I'd love to show you gentlemen
what I mean.
Copy !req
683. We trained a few people
last month.
Copy !req
684. Now these are CZ Scorpions,
Copy !req
685. much more firepower than lawyers
would probably need.
Copy !req
686. Are those the instructors? Yes.
Copy !req
687. It was a very hot day,
so they had to make do.
Copy !req
688. Justifiable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
689. I also want to show you
this briefcase,
Copy !req
690. which opens to offer
a bulletproof shield.
Copy !req
691. Hey. Whoa, that is so clever.
Copy !req
692. Now just think of every lawyer
with one of these.
Copy !req
693. And this is a
Heckler & Koch MP5K...
Oh.
Copy !req
694. all reasonably priced.
I'll check the chamber.
Copy !req
695. Unloaded.
Copy !req
696. Hmm. There you go.
Copy !req
697. Yeah, take it.
Copy !req
698. We're fucked.
Copy !req
699. I think we...
Copy !req
700. Shh. Don't talk.
Copy !req
701. I think I'm
being bugged.
Copy !req
702. Kurt.
Copy !req
703. They may ask you about
someone named Tully.
Copy !req
704. I need to tell you... No.
Copy !req
705. Actually, I do... No, you don't.
Copy !req
706. We're starting over.
Copy !req
707. Epidural.
Copy !req
708. Epidural. Epidural.
Copy !req
709. Those are pretty words.
Copy !req
710. One word, love. Epidural.
Copy !req
711. One word.
Copy !req
712. Are you and Mom
Copy !req
713. intentionally not fighting
'cause of me?
Copy !req
714. No, we don't, we don't
fight anymore.
Copy !req
715. Why's that?
Copy !req
716. So, I hear that you
helped your brother.
Copy !req
717. That was a bad segue.
Copy !req
718. What are those two
scheming about?
Copy !req
719. So your son knocked
my daughter up?
Copy !req
720. Well, that's just
the way it happened.
Copy !req
721. Your daughter was just sitting
there with a little parasol.
Copy !req
722. Oh, they're not
getting married?
Copy !req
723. I know.
Copy !req
724. No, that was a question. Right.
Copy !req
725. They are not getting married,
but it's fine
Copy !req
726. because it's a different time.
Copy !req
727. Why is that?
Copy !req
728. Why is what? I don't
understand the question
Copy !req
729. because they don't need
to get married.
Copy !req
730. Why not?
You know what?
Copy !req
731. I think you are gunning
for a fight here,
Copy !req
732. and I am not sure
I understand why.
Copy !req
733. Because when I arrived... What? Yes.
Copy !req
734. you asked me what I thought
of the movie Black Panther...
Copy !req
735. Oh, that was a good movie.
No, that is... which I haven't seen.
Copy !req
736. Have you seen Get Out?
You should.
Copy !req
737. You sang to me a
tribal Tanzanian song.
Copy !req
738. You're welcome. I'm a linguist. And your son,
Copy !req
739. who did get my
daughter pregnant... Yes. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
740. isn't here to see his son's
birth, so that's probably why.
Copy !req
741. Oh, well, your daughter, okay... Yes.
Copy !req
742. is two weeks early, and my
son is racing here right now.
Copy !req
743. Yes, and you should have some
empathy and some compassion
Copy !req
744. for my daughter.You know what?
Copy !req
745. Let's just let our hair down. Okay, fine, that's just fine.
Copy !req
746. Go ahead, bitch,
go ahead.
Copy !req
747. What do you want to know?
Copy !req
748. Thanks for coming back,
Ms. Lockhart.
Copy !req
749. No problem. Fire away.
Copy !req
750. Appropriate words.
Copy !req
751. Do you have a Smith & Wesson
model 6-4?
Copy !req
752. I do, or rather, I did.
Copy !req
753. Good, so...
Copy !req
754. You did?
Where is it now?
Copy !req
755. One of the partners
at my firm was shot.
Copy !req
756. A few days later, I took
Copy !req
757. my Smith & Wesson to the police
to have it melted down.
Copy !req
758. Don't you want
to know why?
Copy !req
759. I wanted nothing more
to do with guns.
Copy !req
760. I saw what one did
to my partner...
Copy !req
761. Recently, did the
Democratic Committee
Copy !req
762. hire you as their law firm?
Copy !req
763. Attorney-client
privilege prevents me
Copy !req
764. from answering
that question.
Copy !req
765. Did the DNC decide against
hiring your firm
Copy !req
766. because of something you said?
Copy !req
767. Attorney-client privilege
Copy !req
768. prevents me from answering
your ridiculous question.
Copy !req
769. In meetings with the DNC,
Copy !req
770. did you argue for violently
overthrowing the government?
Copy !req
771. I have never argued
Copy !req
772. for the violent overthrow
of my government.
Copy !req
773. I'm just done
Copy !req
774. with being the adult in the room.
Copy !req
775. Okay, then take to the streets.
Copy !req
776. Man the barricades. Because if that's what you really think,
Copy !req
777. you've given up on law.
Copy !req
778. You don't know.
Copy !req
779. I have a Smith & Wesson 6-4 in my desk,
Copy !req
780. and I'm this close
to taking to the streets.
Copy !req
781. Is that your voice, ma'am?
Copy !req
782. I would like to consult
with my lawyer.
Copy !req
783. I was worried about that.
Copy !req
784. But, you know.
Copy !req
785. Uh, yeah, I know
what you're saying,
Copy !req
786. but don't worry about it.
I'll take care of that. Yeah.
Copy !req
787. Ruth.
Copy !req
788. Uh, I need a minute.
We'll talk in the car.
Copy !req
789. Give me a minute.
Copy !req
790. Can I talk to you?What's wrong?
Copy !req
791. I think you may have a mole.
Copy !req
792. Somebody has been
leaking the audiotape
Copy !req
793. of our impeachment pitch
to a prosecutor.
Copy !req
794. Why do you say that?
Copy !req
795. Diane Lockhart was just dragged
in front of a grand jury,
Copy !req
796. and they played
the tape to her.
Copy !req
797. Okay, I'm gonna
tell you something
Copy !req
798. that's gonna make you
angry for a second,
Copy !req
799. but I want you to remember:
keep your eye on the goal.
Copy !req
800. What goal?
November.
Copy !req
801. Taking back the House
and the Senate.
Copy !req
802. Ruth, what's-what's
gonna make me mad?
Copy !req
803. I gave the tape
to the prosecutor.
Copy !req
804. You gave the audiotape
to the prosecutor?
Copy !req
805. Your partner was making
Copy !req
806. some unsavory statements
about assassination
Copy !req
807. that were going to embarrass us.
Copy !req
808. So you gave them
an even worse tape?
Copy !req
809. Lower your voice.
Copy !req
810. We needed to show that we won't
stand for that kind of talk.
Copy !req
811. She was conspiring
with a client
Copy !req
812. to hide an
assassination attempt.
Copy !req
813. He was joking. Oh, yeah,
Copy !req
814. and how will that go over with
the press? Seriously? Joking?
Copy !req
815. Instead, the Democratic Party
looks heroic.
Copy !req
816. We heard dangerous
talk from a lawyer,
Copy !req
817. cut off all
of our contact,
Copy !req
818. and turned over everything
we knew to a prosecutor.
Copy !req
819. You fucked her.
Copy !req
820. No, we acted responsibly.
She fucked herself.
Copy !req
821. I'm sorry for
your friend, Liz,
Copy !req
822. but I want to win.
Copy !req
823. The Democrats need
to stop being such pussies.
Copy !req
824. We have to win.
Copy !req
825. Get the door.
Copy !req
826. Hey, hi, hello.
Hi, hi, hi.
Copy !req
827. Uh, Lucca Quinn's room?
Thank...
Copy !req
828. Where is the epidural?
Copy !req
829. We need you to push.
That's why we curb the effect.
Copy !req
830. You-you-you motherfucker!
Copy !req
831. You bring,
you bring the drugs back!
Copy !req
832. You cocksucking asshole!
Copy !req
833. Ma! Colin, there you are.
Copy !req
834. How are you, dear?
Copy !req
835. Lucca's family's religious.
Did you know that? What?
Copy !req
836. Okay, stop, Ma.
Copy !req
837. I think he's the father. Lucca, hey.
Copy !req
838. Colin, they curb
the epidural.
Copy !req
839. Can you believe that?
They don't tell you that... What?
Copy !req
840. in any motherfucking
class or book! It's all right.
Copy !req
841. What does it matter
if the baby is baptized?
Copy !req
842. If you don't
believe in God,
Copy !req
843. then what harm
can it do?
Copy !req
844. Because it's stupid!
Copy !req
845. Oh, as opposed to
dressing him
Copy !req
846. in an Ankara Dashiki,
and playing The Lion King.
Copy !req
847. That is culturally
appropriate. Hey, hey, hey, Mom!
Copy !req
848. All right, hey, stop!
Everybody out.
Copy !req
849. Please, out.
Ma, out.
Copy !req
850. You... Hi. Colin.
It's nice to finally meet you.
Copy !req
851. You have to leave now.
Thank you.
Copy !req
852. They want an
evangelical baptism.
Copy !req
853. Mom, that is just not true.
Copy !req
854. What do you mean
that's not true?
Copy !req
855. Yes, it's true.
Copy !req
856. You're not even religious.How do you know?
Copy !req
857. Can we focus here?
Copy !req
858. "Can we focus?"
Copy !req
859. Let's get 'em out of here.You're rude, too!
Copy !req
860. Maybe we aren't
gonna hear anything tonight.
Copy !req
861. How many hours
of labor so far?
Copy !req
862. 14.Ai-yi-yi.
Copy !req
863. God, we are a depressed bunch.
Copy !req
864. Maybe we should
start drinking now.
Copy !req
865. Oh, here we go.
Copy !req
866. Some good news.
Copy !req
867. Lucca? No.
Copy !req
868. Bad news.
Copy !req
869. We were looking into Basehart
and his assistant, Aubrey.
Copy !req
870. The affair? Yeah.
Copy !req
871. We talked to
Aubrey's roommate.
Copy !req
872. Basehart didn't move her to
Chicago to carry on an affair.
Copy !req
873. He moved her to Chicago...
Copy !req
874. to break up one.
Copy !req
875. Apparently, the rumor
was Trump was sleeping with her.
Copy !req
876. You know what? Oh, God.
Copy !req
877. Yep.
Copy !req
878. Basehart was being a good guy,
Copy !req
879. getting her out of D.C.
and away from the White House.
Copy !req
880. Damn, I don't know
what's worse—
Copy !req
881. having nothing to use
against him now,
Copy !req
882. or realizing
he's a good guy.
Copy !req
883. Okay,
I'm cracking one open.
Copy !req
884. I think we need it.
Copy !req
885. Want me to get it?
Copy !req
886. I...
Copy !req
887. Hello?
Copy !req
888. Uh, Mr. Boseman, hi.
Colin Morrello.
Copy !req
889. Uh, Lucca wanted me
to call you
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890. and tell you that...
we have a son.
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891. That is so good
to hear, Colin.
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892. Hey, hey, we're all
here waiting. Yeah.
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893. Well, you guys can
go to sleep now.
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894. Joseph Quinn-Morrello was born
at 1:15 a.m.
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895. Six pounds, five ounces.
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896. Looks like a cross between
Don King and Karl Marx.
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897. Congratulations.
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898. Congratulations, Colin.
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899. All right, good news.
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900. Yeah. Finally.
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901. To Joseph Quinn-Morello,
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902. born six pounds,
five ounces.
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903. Hear, hear.
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904. May he make a change
for a better world.
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905. God knows we need it.
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906. Hear, hear.
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907. Good thing nobody
showed up to our party.
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908. We've got 20 cases
of these.
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909. All right, let's get to it.
Come on.
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910. He's beautiful.
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911. I know.
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912. Our parents are crazy.
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913. No, your mom is crazy.
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914. Well, your mom gives her
a run for the money.
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915. I don't think I'll like D.C.
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916. Give it a year
and I bet you will.
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917. We should go home.
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918. Mm.
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919. You know, a year ago...
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920. we were looking out
at a blacked-out Chicago,
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921. and I was depressed,
and you said to me
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922. that the only constant
that we have is the law.
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923. Yeah.
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924. We're not a country
of men and women,
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925. we're a country of laws.
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926. Do you still believe that?
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927. Yes.
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928. That took you a while.
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929. It's been
a very odd year, Diane.
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930. Yesterday, I read that
an undocumented
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931. pregnant woman was
sent back to the country
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932. where she was born.
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933. There were death threats
against her there,
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934. and within six months,
she was murdered.
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935. It was the law to
deport her, but...
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936. I mean, it wasn't...
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937. Just. Exactly.
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938. What does it matter if
we're a country of laws
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939. if the laws aren't just?
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940. So, what option do we have?
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941. Placing justice
above the law.
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942. Doesn't justice define the law?Mm-mm.
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943. Conscience does.
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944. It-it has to.
So, then,
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945. it's okay to break the law?
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946. If it offends
your conscience...
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947. yeah.
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948. I think I know
what I need to do.
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949. What?
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950. Lie.
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951. Ted Willoughby is
on your committee.
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952. Yes.
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953. Can you give him a scoop?
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954. Four to two,
the motion passes.
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955. The "Help Lawyers
Defend Themselves" act.
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956. Hey, good job. Yeah.
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957. Well done.
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958. Who will write the proposal?
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959. I'd love to,
but I have school.
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960. Court for me... You know, I have to
head to the gym, so...
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961. Okay, I'll do it.
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962. Yeah?
Great. Hey, great.
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963. Thanks.
All right.
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964. Seriously,
you want to?
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965. Here's the thing
about that group.
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966. Nobody took minutes.
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967. Nobody will read
the proposal.
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968. You can't.
Can you?
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969. Sure I can.
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970. No, no, this is not
a Hannity situation.
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971. Michael Cohen is not
my attorney.
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972. He's... he's-he's more
of a role model.
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973. Yeah. Okay?
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974. Hey, Ted.
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975. Oh, hey, man.
Oh.
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976. Hey.
I gotta say, I think
it's real bullshit
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977. the way they're
going after Trump
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978. for this relationship
with this Hooters waitress.
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979. I know. Ex-Hooters.
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980. And it never even happened.
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981. And I have evidence that
it never really happened.
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982. Ooh, they just push you
out the door, don't they?
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983. I'd rather be
at home anyway, Mom.
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984. So, Colin, huh?
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985. Well, that
sounds critical.
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986. No, he just seems
a little more white bread
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987. than your usual guys.
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988. He's a good guy.
Yeah.
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989. Who wasn't here
when you were in labor.
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990. Mom, why are you
poisoning this?
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991. Oh, look who's here.
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992. Oh...
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993. Yes.
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994. Oh, beautiful.
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995. I'm going to give you
some advice, Lucca.
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996. Oh, this'll be fun.
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997. It's the garage door test.
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998. The garage...
Yes.
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999. My mom gave it to me, and
I'm going to give it to you.
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1000. Now, if you want to know
if a relationship is working,
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1001. when you drive home from work
and you open the garage door,
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1002. are you happy when you see
his car parked there,
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1003. or are you disappointed?
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1004. I live in an apartment. Don't be contentious.
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1005. If you see his car parked on the
street, are you happy or sad?
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1006. Do you want to come home
and be alone or be with him?
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1007. Mama, I don't like coming home
and seeing anybody there, ever.
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1008. Well, then there's your answer.
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1009. What?
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1010. That I should be alone
for the rest of my life?
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1011. No. Wait until you're happy
to see someone's car.
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1012. That is such Southern
Californian advice.
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1013. But it's not wrong.
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1014. Are you and dad
getting divorced?
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1015. I love you.
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1016. How you feeling?
You all right?
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1017. Yeah. I'm just tired.
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1018. Something my mom said.
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1019. What? Nothing.
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1020. Maia and Marissa called.
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1021. Said they wanted to
stop by the apartment,
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1022. see the baby.
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1023. Really?
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1024. I can try to
get rid of them fast.
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1025. No.
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1026. I want them here.
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1027. I just realized
I want them here.
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1028. Hi. I know we're not
supposed to bother you,
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1029. but we couldn't stay away. Ah!
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1030. I promise we'll go
really fast.
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1031. We just wanted to take
a peek at him.
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1032. Ah!
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1033. You're a dad. Oh.
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1034. Congratulations. Thank you.
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1035. Look at you.
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1036. Look how special. He's so cute.
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1037. What I don't like
is how mainstream media
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1038. keeps pushing
these fake affair stories.
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1039. Oh, my gosh. Isn't it awful? Liz!
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1040. Like this new one
about President Trump
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1041. and an ex-Hooters waitress.
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1042. Funny thing is I was just leaked a photo of this waitress
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1043. with what some people consider
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1044. her true lover.
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1045. What?
Yup.
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1046. This is Patrick Basehart,
a prosecutor in Chicago.
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1047. He even transported her
to be with him.
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1048. Look, I don't want to tell the president what to do,
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1049. but if I were him, I'd fire this prosecutor.
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1050. I know it's not
a good idea to judge
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1051. before we get all the facts,
but it's kind of disgusting...
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1052. What do you think?
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1053. I think he's going
to fire the prosecutor.
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1054. Upsetting is the word
that I've always used.
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1055. Why isn't he stepping forward?
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1056. What are you doing?
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1057. Meeting her. Why?
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1058. This past month, I've been
feeling at peace and in control.
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1059. And I realized
that's not enough.
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1060. Why not?
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1061. Because people
are out to get me.
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1062. It's time to fight.
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1063. Ladies.
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1064. It's, uh, the staff meeting.
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1065. We're on our way. Okay.
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1066. Good afternoon, good afternoon.
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1067. This just in
from The New York Times.
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1068. Tony Munde,
a Chicago freelance reporter,
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1069. was killed on the way to work
by an unknown gunman.
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1070. The note left on his body read, "Kill all reporters."
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1071. Wow. Just like the lawyers.
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1072. Lawyers have to be
heaving a sigh of relief.
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1073. That's right.
Time will only tell
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1074. if this means that reporters
are now under assault.
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1075. President Trump just tweeted,
"Sad news.
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1076. "Mainstream media
needs to learn.
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1077. The storm. Uh, he's referring to something he commented on...
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1078. It was when President Trump
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1079. met with top military brass
back in June.
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1080. You guys know
what this represents.
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1081. Tell us, sir.
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1082. Maybe it's the calm
before the storm.
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1083. What storm, Mr. President?
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1084. You'll find out.
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