1. Morgan's meatballs?
Garlic.Copy !req
2. Lim's brownies.
Walnuts.Copy !req
3. Okay, you can't
have an empty plate
the whole time,Copy !req
4. because it is
kind of rude.Copy !req
5. Wouldn't it be ruder
to take food
and not eat it?Copy !req
6. Your recliner
does not go withCopy !req
7. any of the other furniture
in the living room.Copy !req
8. It's older and, you know,
a little worn in.Copy !req
9. Which is why I like it.
It's unique.Copy !req
10. I do, too, and it's
super comfortable,Copy !req
11. which is why it'll
go great in the den.Copy !req
12. Upstairs.Copy !req
13. Fair enough.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
14. Ooh. Loading up
for an ultra-marathon?Copy !req
15. Figured I'd better try
everyone's contributions.Copy !req
16. Your brownies
were great.
Well, thank you.Copy !req
17. I should be the one
carbo loading,Copy !req
18. seeing as half
my department's
in New YorkCopy !req
19. for the next three days.Copy !req
20. Those conferences raise
the hospital's profile,Copy !req
21. as well as
your department's.Copy !req
22. That has mayonnaise.Copy !req
23. You don't have to eat it.Copy !req
24. Just move some to a napkin
every few minutes,Copy !req
25. then just...Copy !req
26. Hm.Copy !req
27. I am going to need
a lot of napkins.Copy !req
28. Hm.Copy !req
29. Oh. Or none at all.
I have to go.Copy !req
30. Jake Khan, 32.Copy !req
31. Cut off his big toe
while camping.Copy !req
32. Chopping wood
is very dangerous.Copy !req
33. My neighbor in Wyoming
nearly diedCopy !req
34. after hitting his foot
with an axe.Copy !req
35. It wasn't an axe,
it was a machete.Copy !req
36. She wasn't
chopping wood.Copy !req
37. I woke up,
and the tent was dark.Copy !req
38. I thought I saw a snake,
but it was his foot.Copy !req
39. Do you normally
wear glasses?Copy !req
40. I retract that question.Copy !req
41. Can you reattach it?Copy !req
42. Your machete
was very sharp.Copy !req
43. So yes.Copy !req
44. Your sweet potato casserole
was a runaway hit.Copy !req
45. It was gone
before I got any.Copy !req
46. You should have had some
back at the apartment
when you had the chance.Copy !req
47. I got distracted,
which I seem to remember
was your fault.Copy !req
48. You busy this weekend?Copy !req
49. Actually, a few of
my college buddies
are in town.Copy !req
50. Well, I'd love
to hear all aboutCopy !req
51. my boyfriend's
frat house exploits.Copy !req
52. I think they kind of
just want to catch up
with me.Copy !req
53. Maybe next time?Copy !req
54. Yeah. Totally.Copy !req
55. Next time.Copy !req
56. Digital nerve
is fully re-attached.Copy !req
57. Check
for distal pulses.Copy !req
58. Add this
to the list of reasons
I don't go camping.Copy !req
59. Right after ticks,
bears, and giardia.Copy !req
60. Lea loves bears.
She thinks they're cute.Copy !req
61. A grizzly bear can crush
a bowling ball with its bite.Copy !req
62. I watch a lot
of Discovery.Copy !req
63. Pulse present.Copy !req
64. Color and capillary refill
look good.Copy !req
65. It's well-perfused.Copy !req
66. Good. Let's...Copy !req
67. Dr. Lim, are you okay?Copy !req
68. Yeah, I'm fine.
I just had a little bit
too much at the potluck.Copy !req
69. All good.
Let's finish up here.Copy !req
70. Let's just place
a dress... ing.Copy !req
71. Step away.Copy !req
72. Very slowly.Copy !req
73. Why?Copy !req
74. C-Can't you see
the snake right... there?Copy !req
75. T-There is no snake.Copy !req
76. Dr. Lim, I think
you should step out.Copy !req
77. Whoa!Copy !req
78. How are you feeling?
Any nausea? Dizziness?Copy !req
79. No. What is happening?Copy !req
80. Everyone here
was at the potluck.Copy !req
81. Has to be
some sort of toxin
or food poisoning.Copy !req
82. Dr. Lim's symptoms
don't seem like
typical food poisoning.Copy !req
83. How many people are...Copy !req
84. Shaunie!
Oh.Copy !req
85. I missed ya.
Okay.Copy !req
86. Fourteen, including her.Copy !req
87. I'm cool, right?Copy !req
88. Like, if you were hanging out
with a bunch of friends,
like, you'd want me to come?Copy !req
89. Totally. You're the coolest.Copy !req
90. Add insecure blabbering
to the list of symptoms.Copy !req
91. Start an IV,
get him on some fluids.Copy !req
92. Put me down!Copy !req
93. You know what I love
about you?
Oh, no.Copy !req
94. You look like
a Disney princess.Copy !req
95. But you're mean.
And that's so...Copy !req
96. hot.Copy !req
97. I love you.Copy !req
98. Uh, I love you, too.Copy !req
99. That's why we need to talk
about my recliner.Copy !req
100. You can't hide it
in the den.Copy !req
101. It's living room
or bust.Copy !req
102. Okay, let's find you
a nice place to lie down.Copy !req
103. Are you experiencing nausea,
confusion, or hallucinations?Copy !req
104. No.Copy !req
105. I'm great.Copy !req
106. Oh.Copy !req
107. Almost as great
as your hair.Copy !req
108. Oh.
Temperature's elevated.Copy !req
109. And you're using
the same voice you useCopy !req
110. to talk to
our neighbor's dog.Copy !req
111. Oh. How do you do that?Copy !req
112. Conditioner?Copy !req
113. Genetics?Copy !req
114. Pupils dilated.Copy !req
115. Waiting room
is utter pandemonium.Copy !req
116. We have an ETA on surgeons
returning from the conference?Copy !req
117. There's a huge storm
in New York.Copy !req
118. Flights are grounded
till tomorrow.Copy !req
119. We can't send anyone home
till we know for sureCopy !req
120. what we're dealing with.Copy !req
121. Let's keep them in the E.R.
and watch for any renal,Copy !req
122. hepatic, or neurological
complications.Copy !req
123. There aren't enough bays
in the E.R.Copy !req
124. to babysit a sick staff
and also take in new patients.Copy !req
125. We could use the private E.R.
bays for the sicker staff,Copy !req
126. then use a conference room
for overflow.Copy !req
127. The residents'
break room is better.Copy !req
128. Has a sink and no carpet.Copy !req
129. It's vomit-ready.Copy !req
130. Prep the break room,
and then start figuring outCopy !req
131. exactly what everyone ate.Copy !req
132. Document any commonalities.
I'll loop in Dr. Allen.Copy !req
133. The four of us will run pointCopy !req
134. on any surgical and E.R...Copy !req
135. Dr. Andrews?Copy !req
136. I'm sorry.
Excuse me.Copy !req
137. And then
there were three.Copy !req
138. I know
it's a little crazy
out there right now,Copy !req
139. but in here,
it's just like
any other day.Copy !req
140. Mr. Hoyt here
fractured his skullCopy !req
141. while trying
to fix his roof,Copy !req
142. and now we are going
to try and fix him.Copy !req
143. Dr. Murphy, help me
mark up the patient,Copy !req
144. and let's crack him open.Copy !req
145. I think you mean mark
the trauma flapCopy !req
146. for the craniotomy?Copy !req
147. Sure.Copy !req
148. Who played Olympic Hills
last week?Copy !req
149. Was that you?Copy !req
150. Put two balls in the pond
off the first tee.Copy !req
151. Went downhill from there.Copy !req
152. I know that pond,
and I hate that pond.Copy !req
153. You know
the pot bunker on 18?Copy !req
154. Dr. Glassman,
the CT scans showCopy !req
155. skull fragments are putting
pressure on the brain.Copy !req
156. We need to go faster.Copy !req
157. Four times,
I hit the lip.Copy !req
158. Four times, the ball rolled
right back to my feet.Copy !req
159. Scalpel.Copy !req
160. I feel...Copy !req
161. Floaty.Copy !req
162. Should I get a doctor?Copy !req
163. No, it's nice.Copy !req
164. The snakes
still in your bed?Copy !req
165. No.Copy !req
166. I think they're sleeping.Copy !req
167. Oh.Copy !req
168. Your pink sweater
is... amazing.Copy !req
169. And swirly.Copy !req
170. So swirly.Copy !req
171. It's a good thingCopy !req
172. you sent a chunk
of the department
to that conference.Copy !req
173. Not that you asked me.Copy !req
174. I'm head of the hospital.Copy !req
175. Like I could ever
forget that.Copy !req
176. There it is.Copy !req
177. That classic Audrey LimCopy !req
178. passive aggressive
pushback.Copy !req
179. Whatever was in the foodCopy !req
180. seems to have lowered
your inhibitions, so...
Okay. Good.Copy !req
181. You want me to be
less passive aggressive?Copy !req
182. Yes, I would.Copy !req
183. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
184. All that talk about how much
you care about the hospital?Copy !req
185. I don't buy it.Copy !req
186. You love
being the president.Copy !req
187. Yes, you do.Copy !req
188. And all that power
and attentionCopy !req
189. just feeds
your ginormous ego.Copy !req
190. Oh, that's rich,Copy !req
191. coming from
the control freakCopy !req
192. who keeps just enough chaos
in her life to feel cool.Copy !req
193. This whole maverick,
daredevil schtick?Copy !req
194. I'm so over it.
Aren't you over it?Copy !req
195. You know
what I'm over?Copy !req
196. Your skin-tight clothes.Copy !req
197. Yeah, we get it.
You're in great shape.Copy !req
198. Excuse me,
maybe you two should...Copy !req
199. For your age.Copy !req
200. I work out.Copy !req
201. We know.Copy !req
202. stop talking
about anything.Copy !req
203. The cranioplasty
took seven minutes longer
than it should have.Copy !req
204. I'm okay with that,
as long as we have
a smooth surgery.Copy !req
205. But with all the cases
we have...Copy !req
206. Shaun, you're in the O.R.
You're a leader. Okay?Copy !req
207. When people are stressed,
that's when mistakes happen.Copy !req
208. How does pretending
a stressful situation
isn't stressfulCopy !req
209. make it less stressful?Copy !req
210. Dr. Glassman?
Bay seven is waiting.Copy !req
211. Keep the morale up,
keep the tension down.Copy !req
212. Do you remember what you ate
from the potluck?Copy !req
213. Your hair's emitting...Copy !req
214. A glow.Copy !req
215. Probably because
it's on fire.Copy !req
216. Let's move you
to a quiet area.Copy !req
217. This is so not
the worst trip
I've been on.Copy !req
218. I work in tech.Copy !req
219. You've been to one
micro-dosing session
in the Redwoods,Copy !req
220. you've been to
all of them.Copy !req
221. Please answer
my questions.Copy !req
222. I need to
pinpoint what dish
is affecting everyone.Copy !req
223. Oh, good idea.
I wanna help.Copy !req
224. You are way too high
for that.
Ooh. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
225. I ate Skarlen's cake,Copy !req
226. which definitely had
too much nutmeg,Copy !req
227. which can be
a hallucinogenic.Copy !req
228. But she didn't make enough
to affect everyone.Copy !req
229. I also ate
Giacomin's sandwiches,
which were on rye.Copy !req
230. Moldy rye supposedly
caused the hysteria
at the Salem Witch Trials,Copy !req
231. which I doubt
everyone ate them,Copy !req
232. because they were
terrible.Copy !req
233. So dry.Copy !req
234. But given what I am feeling,
uh, my expert opinion,Copy !req
235. we're in the neighborhood
of LSD, mescaline.Copy !req
236. Start asking people
questions.Copy !req
237. Mm. 'Kay.Copy !req
238. Irrigate into
the incision site.Copy !req
239. Does my urging you to move
quickly make you tense?Copy !req
240. No. I can handle it.Copy !req
241. Dr. Glassman thinks
the O.R. staff can't,Copy !req
242. which is why
he works too slowly.Copy !req
243. And uses
wrong terminology.Copy !req
244. Hope you didn't
tell him that.Copy !req
245. I did.Copy !req
246. He is normally open
to my opinions.Copy !req
247. We have known each other
a long time.Copy !req
248. Uh, I know, Shaun,
but he's a senior surgeon,Copy !req
249. and you're still
a resident.Copy !req
250. You can't expect for him
to adjust to your pace.Copy !req
251. You can run things
the way you wantCopy !req
252. when you're
the senior doctor.Copy !req
253. So, if I'm not working
with Dr. GlassmanCopy !req
254. and I am the senior doctor,
I can run things how I want.Copy !req
255. That's not exactly
what I meant.Copy !req
256. More patients.
I need to go.Copy !req
257. Close him up
and run an EKG,Copy !req
258. and thank you
for the helpful advice.Copy !req
259. No deep lacerations.Copy !req
260. You done? I have to
work in the morning.Copy !req
261. You should take
the day off.Copy !req
262. Give yourself
a chance to heal.Copy !req
263. No, I need the hours.Copy !req
264. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
265. Dr. Glassman,
there is a patient
in bay two.Copy !req
266. Thank you.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
267. Just, uh, sit.Copy !req
268. What kind of work
do you do, Cameron?Copy !req
269. How severe
is the rectal pain?Copy !req
270. I can barely sit down.Copy !req
271. Any history
of rectal fissures,Copy !req
272. inflammatory bowel disease,
or hemorrhoids?Copy !req
273. I don't think so.Copy !req
274. Dr. Murphy,
what was that last part?Copy !req
275. Hemorrhoids. We are very busy.
You need to write faster.Copy !req
276. Have you recently
inserted a foreign object
into your rectum?Copy !req
277. Please answer.
I am trying to help you,Copy !req
278. but also, I do not want
to spend any longer
than necessary.Copy !req
279. It was a toothbrush.Copy !req
280. I was... bored.Copy !req
281. Second degree
electrical burn.Copy !req
282. Were you touching
anything else
when you got shocked?Copy !req
283. I don't think so.Copy !req
284. Burn ointment,
morphine for debridement,
maintenance fluids.Copy !req
285. I asked for lactated ringers
with D-5 saline, not D-10.Copy !req
286. I'm sorry.
You were going so fast.Copy !req
287. No, thank you.
I will get it myself.Copy !req
288. I imagine with the pay cuts
and the new hires,Copy !req
289. there's a lot of pressure
at work, huh?Copy !req
290. Yeah. My wife
already lost her job,Copy !req
291. and I can't afford
to lose mine, too.Copy !req
292. Are you sleeping?Copy !req
293. Um...Copy !req
294. What about the bean dip?Copy !req
295. I don't think
I had any of that.Copy !req
296. Hm.Copy !req
297. Hm.Copy !req
298. The mac and cheese.Copy !req
299. Meatballs.Copy !req
300. The soup.Copy !req
301. No. Wait.Copy !req
302. I only thought about
getting the soup.Copy !req
303. Hilarious.Copy !req
304. I barely see my wife anymore,Copy !req
305. and when I do,
I'm just so tired
and irritated all the time.Copy !req
306. Have you been
self-medicating?Copy !req
307. Stimulants?
Amphetamines, maybe?Copy !req
308. I asked
if I could join,Copy !req
309. find out what my boyfriend
was like in college,Copy !req
310. and then...Copy !req
311. That was
a record scratch.Copy !req
312. He totally shut me out.Copy !req
313. Oh, that's so coolCopy !req
314. you and Jerome
are officially "boyfriends."Copy !req
315. You just called him that.Copy !req
316. I called him
my boyfriend.Copy !req
317. That's why
he freaked out.Copy !req
318. Wait.Copy !req
319. Was that...Copy !req
320. The first time?Copy !req
321. Oh, man.Copy !req
322. No. No.Copy !req
323. That's not
an unreasonable thing
to assume, right?Copy !req
324. We've been on dates.Copy !req
325. We've even had breakfast
the morning after,Copy !req
326. but maybe
he's seeing other people.Copy !req
327. Hey, man.Copy !req
328. You said how you feel,
you just laid it out there,
and that's great.Copy !req
329. You gotta be
who you are.
Yeah.Copy !req
330. Otherwise, you'll
find yourself moving
into a new placeCopy !req
331. where your kickass recliner
is hidden away upstairs.Copy !req
332. You deserve better
than that.Copy !req
333. You deserve
the space to be you,Copy !req
334. to express yourself.Copy !req
335. Sorta got lost
in the middle there,
but you're right.Copy !req
336. I should
express myself.Copy !req
337. And we need to start...Copy !req
338. Now.Copy !req
339. Dr. Murphy.
Hm?Copy !req
340. This man has been waiting
on Dr. Glassman.Copy !req
341. Can you grab him?
Oh, no, if he's on
Dr. Glassman's list...Copy !req
342. He's falling
a bit behind.Copy !req
343. Okay.Copy !req
344. Frank went off
to the bathroom.Copy !req
345. Then Park... wrestled me out.Copy !req
346. On the count of three.Copy !req
347. One, two...Copy !req
348. It's my boyfriend!Copy !req
349. Oh!Copy !req
350. That's right!Copy !req
351. And I'm not afraid to say it!Copy !req
352. Oh!
He's not afraid to say it!Copy !req
353. And I'm not afraid to say
I love my recliner!Copy !req
354. Yeah!
Whoo!Copy !req
355. Yeah! Whoo!
Whoo!Copy !req
356. Get up here!
Come on!Copy !req
357. Feel the music!Copy !req
358. Oh!Copy !req
359. Oh, oh!
Here come the strings!Copy !req
360. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
361. You okay?Copy !req
362. Ow.Copy !req
363. We love Vanessa Carlton!Copy !req
364. Does your family have
any history of strokes?Copy !req
365. I'm not sure.Copy !req
366. Heart attacks?
Blood clots?Copy !req
367. Why? Is that what's happening?Copy !req
368. I'm going to re-take
your blood pressure.Copy !req
369. Doctor, I-I...
I don't feel right.Copy !req
370. 190 over 110.Copy !req
371. I need a 35 milligram push
of esmolol.Copy !req
372. What's happening?Copy !req
373. You're in range
for complicationsCopy !req
374. from a hypertensive crisis.Copy !req
375. Uh, like a heart attack?Copy !req
376. That's one possibility.Copy !req
377. S-So I'm having
a heart attack?Copy !req
378. Not yet.
This should bring down
your blood pressure.Copy !req
379. Continue to take
deep breaths.Copy !req
380. Does Dr. Glassman have
any more patients on hold?Copy !req
381. There are two more.Copy !req
382. I will take them.Copy !req
383. I'm faster than Dr. Glassman,
and we need to...Copy !req
384. Doctor, help.Copy !req
385. I can't breathe.Copy !req
386. The O2 levels
are dropping.Copy !req
387. Increasing
oxygen flow rate.Copy !req
388. Get Dr. Glassman.Copy !req
389. Mr. Cho, you had
a minor asthma attackCopy !req
390. as a result
of the esmolol.Copy !req
391. W-Why did he
give it to me then?Copy !req
392. You didn't tell the nurse
about your asthma.
Shaun.Copy !req
393. Didn't anyone check
my medical records?Copy !req
394. You were an E.R. walk-in,
and your blood pressure was...Copy !req
395. Shaun, do me a favor, please,
and... And step outside
and meet me in the hall?Copy !req
396. Mr. Cho,Copy !req
397. the important thing is that
your vitals are normal now,Copy !req
398. and there won't be
any long-term effects
as a result of the medication.Copy !req
399. I'll be right back.Copy !req
400. You didn't have time
to get a clear history?Copy !req
401. His blood pressure
was critically high
and trending up.Copy !req
402. And now it's low.Copy !req
403. I warned you about this,
didn't I?Copy !req
404. You were stressed
and then you stressed him.Copy !req
405. Okay, I would
feel less stressed
if you were moving faster.Copy !req
406. That's not your call.Copy !req
407. I wasn't wrong.Copy !req
408. An asthmatic response
to esmololCopy !req
409. is rare and less critical
than a hypertensive crisis.Copy !req
410. And if you had not
been so slow to get
to the patient...Copy !req
411. Shaun.
because I know you are
not able to work at my pace,Copy !req
412. but your medical strategy
is not working. No, no.Copy !req
413. Work at your pace?Copy !req
414. Yes.Copy !req
415. You need to go get something
to eat, take a break.Copy !req
416. No, thank you.
I need to get...Copy !req
417. I said take a break!Copy !req
418. If you don't
want to eat something,
then go take a walk!Copy !req
419. Now!Copy !req
420. I'll take care
of Mr. Cho.Copy !req
421. Ow.Copy !req
422. That was quite the fall.Copy !req
423. I'm sorry I flipped you out,
calling you my boyfriend.Copy !req
424. But I... I need to know if
you're seeing other people.Copy !req
425. No.Copy !req
426. No, I'm not seeing
anyone else.Copy !req
427. And, yes,
the boyfriend thing
did surprise me,Copy !req
428. but... I liked it.Copy !req
429. Ow.Copy !req
430. Not enough to introduce me
to your college friends?Copy !req
431. You wouldn't like them.
They're boring.Copy !req
432. They're boring, or...Copy !req
433. Or I'm boring?Copy !req
434. Or too loud?Copy !req
435. Or too young?Copy !req
436. Like, what about me
is so embarrassing?Copy !req
437. I just...Copy !req
438. I just thought
you wouldn't want to...Copy !req
439. Listen to us
rehash our glory days.Copy !req
440. Okay, if that was you
thinking of an excuse,Copy !req
441. you should have
taken longer.Copy !req
442. Just finish me up
and take me back
to the Break Room, please.Copy !req
443. Okay.Copy !req
444. Try and drink
as much as you can.Copy !req
445. Ever stop and think
how bizarre it is
that we got together?Copy !req
446. Like, if you'd told us
even a year ago...Copy !req
447. Well, stranger things
have happened.Copy !req
448. Wha...Copy !req
449. I landed weird earlier.
You know what else is weird?Copy !req
450. How people say
"opposites attract."Copy !req
451. But the novelty
wears off, right?Copy !req
452. Remember that video
with Paula AbdulCopy !req
453. and that cartoon cat...
They didn't have a future.Copy !req
454. They probably couldn't agree
on furniture, either.Copy !req
455. How about
we talk about this later?Copy !req
456. You know, that recliner
has been with me
through marriage,Copy !req
457. Kellan, med school, divo...Copy !req
458. I asked you to put it
in the den, not throw it out.Copy !req
459. Because you're embarrassed
by it. You don't respect it.Copy !req
460. If you don't respect it,
maybe you don't respect me.Copy !req
461. And before you know it,
you'll be hiding me upstairsCopy !req
462. in a house you're paying for,
where you'll be the boss,Copy !req
463. and I'll be nothing but a sad,
lonely piece of furniture.Copy !req
464. You're not furniture,
but you are high,Copy !req
465. and in no shape to be having
a rational conversation.Copy !req
466. Keep hydrating.Copy !req
467. What are you doing?Copy !req
468. I can climb this wall.Copy !req
469. I need to climb
this wall.Copy !req
470. What, like...Copy !req
471. Spider-Man?Copy !req
472. Exactly like Spider-Man.Copy !req
473. Cool, cool.Copy !req
474. Hey, just please be quiet.Copy !req
475. I'll need
a running start.Copy !req
476. It'll take power
and inertia to stick.Copy !req
477. No. Wait, wait, no!Copy !req
478. You gotta let me do this.Copy !req
479. You're delusional.
No.Copy !req
480. And you're gonna
wake the snakes.Copy !req
481. I'm President.Copy !req
482. If I want to climb the wall,Copy !req
483. I will climb the wall.Copy !req
484. What did Spider-Man
value the most?Copy !req
485. That with great power
comes great resp...Copy !req
486. Yeah, yeah, that.
Yeah. But also...Copy !req
487. His secret identity.Copy !req
488. If you have
these powers,Copy !req
489. you don't want people
to know, right?Copy !req
490. Yeah.Copy !req
491. You're right.
Good thinking.Copy !req
492. Yeah.Copy !req
493. Are you stroking
my sleeve?Copy !req
494. Yeah.Copy !req
495. Yeah.Copy !req
496. This is incredible.Copy !req
497. What is it?Copy !req
498. Cashmere.Copy !req
499. Yeah.Copy !req
500. Dr. Murphy.Copy !req
501. Take a look
at his ultrasound.Copy !req
502. I'm taking a break.
I am eating an apple.Copy !req
503. It's very strange.Copy !req
504. His spleen is on
the wrong side.Copy !req
505. Okay.Copy !req
506. Were you in
a car accident?Copy !req
507. No, he used a ball launcherCopy !req
508. to fire a basketball
at his stomach.Copy !req
509. Yeah, my followers
love that stuff.Copy !req
510. You have
a wandering spleen.Copy !req
511. The ligaments holding
it were likely weakened
from past trauma.Copy !req
512. The impact from the ball
caused it to break away.Copy !req
513. Oh, snap. Can you
e-mail me those pics?Copy !req
514. That's dope content
for my follow-up video.Copy !req
515. L-Later.Copy !req
516. You're not getting adequate
blood flow to the spleen.Copy !req
517. We need to get you
into surgery now.Copy !req
518. Sweet. Hey, can you guys
film this for me?Copy !req
519. Urine samples
from the dosed
are inconclusive.Copy !req
520. Any food updates?Copy !req
521. No-go on the ribs
and the pasta salad.Copy !req
522. In your extensive
tripping experience,Copy !req
523. do people
usually talk crazyCopy !req
524. or reveal their
true feelings?Copy !req
525. Both.Copy !req
526. Though often
they're related.Copy !req
527. Yeah, Park's
definitely acting crazy.Copy !req
528. I mean,
dancing on tables?Copy !req
529. You want to talk Park
or the mystery?Copy !req
530. Both?Copy !req
531. Great.Copy !req
532. We just moved in together,
and now he's ramblingCopy !req
533. about how opposites
don't attract.Copy !req
534. Or shouldn't? I...Copy !req
535. You know the word rambling
can refer to horny horses?Copy !req
536. Maybe he's just nervous
about change.Copy !req
537. Park doesn't get nervous.Copy !req
538. Well, it's either
completely irrelevantCopy !req
539. or something you two
need to haveCopy !req
540. a very serious talk about.Copy !req
541. Isn't Dr. Gentry vegan?Copy !req
542. Yes.Copy !req
543. That takes out chicken,
mac and cheese, and Jell-O.Copy !req
544. The sweet potatoes.Copy !req
545. Whose dish was that?Copy !req
546. That's impossible.Copy !req
547. I got the recipe online.
I followed it exactly.Copy !req
548. Interesting.Copy !req
549. And did you help him?Copy !req
550. You think
I did something
to his dish?Copy !req
551. Maybe you thought
it'd be funny.Copy !req
552. That makes no sense,
which isn't surprisingCopy !req
553. because you're tripping.Copy !req
554. But I'm not,
and I rememberCopy !req
555. you put a bag labeled "organs"
in the shared fridgeCopy !req
556. and changed Dr. Riley's
license plate to "IMPOTENT."Copy !req
557. Those were harmless pranks,Copy !req
558. unlike dosing a hospital.Copy !req
559. I'm sorry... Pause.Copy !req
560. When exactly was
this Prank Master era?Copy !req
561. It wasn't an era.
It was just some stuff I did
my first few years here.Copy !req
562. Oh.Copy !req
563. So you were different then?Copy !req
564. Or are you just morphing
into different peopleCopy !req
565. depending on
who you're talking to?Copy !req
566. Do you have
other personalitiesCopy !req
567. that I should know about?Copy !req
568. Whatever you ate
is making you paranoid.Copy !req
569. If this is going to work,Copy !req
570. you need to be
your true self with me.Copy !req
571. Enough couples' therapy.Copy !req
572. Go to your apartment
and bring back
all the ingredients.Copy !req
573. Okay, no problem.Copy !req
574. Hello. You're scheduled
to assist Dr. GlassmanCopy !req
575. on the wandering spleen
surgery.Copy !req
576. That is my patient.
Okay.Copy !req
577. With a spleen
this fractured,Copy !req
578. complications could
easily be missed...Copy !req
579. Peritonitis,
fragments left behind
that can cause infection.Copy !req
580. You need to convince
Dr. Glassman
to let me assist, too.Copy !req
581. Why can't you
tell him yourself?Copy !req
582. We had an argument
a few hours ago.Copy !req
583. I'm not sure
he would listen to me.Copy !req
584. Then by all means,
you should operate with him.Copy !req
585. Yes.Copy !req
586. Today has been rough enough
without you dragging meCopy !req
587. into the middle
of whatever this thing is.Copy !req
588. Talk to Glassman
yourself.Copy !req
589. I am not scheduled
for this spleen surgery,
but I should be included.Copy !req
590. This is
a rare procedure.Copy !req
591. Did you take a break?Copy !req
592. I had an apple.Copy !req
593. Half an apple.Copy !req
594. I understand if you're
disappointed, Shaun.Copy !req
595. I need a team
who listens to me,Copy !req
596. who knows my style,
and who embraces it.Copy !req
597. Just because I don't
like to talk about
irrelevant topicsCopy !req
598. doesn't mean
I can't help.Copy !req
599. Shaun, Shaun,
you're not in this surgery.Copy !req
600. Hey.Copy !req
601. I thought about
what you saidCopy !req
602. about the recliner
and... other things.Copy !req
603. Once this is over,
we should talk.Copy !req
604. Ow.
What's wrong?Copy !req
605. Park? Park.Copy !req
606. Park.Copy !req
607. I need CBC, blood cultures,
and CT, stat.Copy !req
608. Where does it hurt?Copy !req
609. Good job double checking
at the end there.Copy !req
610. Thank you.Copy !req
611. With a spleen
this fractured,Copy !req
612. complications can be
easily missed...Copy !req
613. Peritonitis,Copy !req
614. fragments left behind
that can cause infection.Copy !req
615. That sounds familiar.Copy !req
616. You're stressing him out.Copy !req
617. You made him
question himself.Copy !req
618. He should question himself.
He's a great surgeon.Copy !req
619. Great surgeons
should continue
to question themselves.Copy !req
620. That's how we learn.Copy !req
621. Shaun is great,
and he's learned
a lot from you.Copy !req
622. Maybe it's time
you let him
return the favor.Copy !req
623. I've learned a lot
from both of you.Copy !req
624. Stat page to O.R. One.Copy !req
625. I'll meet you there.Copy !req
626. Olive oil,
pecans, cilantro.Copy !req
627. Seasonings?
Salt, pepper...Copy !req
628. Okay, we need an answer now.Copy !req
629. Park has
advanced appendicitis.Copy !req
630. He needs surgery,
but not before we know
what's in his system.Copy !req
631. I got everything.
On my way back.Copy !req
632. Wait, Jerome, go back.Copy !req
633. Wait. Bring the phone closer
to the seasonings.Copy !req
634. No. That's the wrong
cumin shaker.Copy !req
635. I used the other one.Copy !req
636. What other shaker?Copy !req
637. The first shaker
was almost emptyCopy !req
638. so I used the one
from your spice rack.Copy !req
639. The clear one.Copy !req
640. I don't have another...Copy !req
641. It's psilocybin.Copy !req
642. Magic mushrooms.Copy !req
643. A few weeks ago,
my roommate had a party.Copy !req
644. Someone brought shrooms
in a cumin shaker.Copy !req
645. That's all we need.Copy !req
646. Shrooms won't disrupt
anesthesia.Copy !req
647. We can operate.Copy !req
648. Jake Khan was
originally admitted
with an amputated toe,Copy !req
649. but his most recent EKG
was abnormal.Copy !req
650. CTA revealed an anomalous
left coronary artery.Copy !req
651. He's at risk
of cardiac arrest.Copy !req
652. Since you don't
want me in the O.R.,Copy !req
653. you and Dr. Allen
will need to open him upCopy !req
654. and increase blood flow
to his heart.Copy !req
655. This is complicated.Copy !req
656. I'm gonna need
a senior resident.Copy !req
657. I'm a senior resident.Copy !req
658. Yes, I know.
Let's scrub in.Copy !req
659. Dr. Glassman, Park
is in O.R. number three.Copy !req
660. On the table.Copy !req
661. His appendix
is about to rupture.Copy !req
662. We have an immediate
cardiac surgery here.Copy !req
663. It's a quick laparoscopic.
And it's Park.Copy !req
664. The moment we're in
the home stretch,Copy !req
665. Dr. Murphy can start
the procedure on him.Copy !req
666. What about Dr. Allen?Copy !req
667. She's only a second-year.
Solo surgeries are third year.Copy !req
668. I assisted
appendectomiesCopy !req
669. all the time
in my second year.Copy !req
670. I can talk her through.Copy !req
671. I got this.Copy !req
672. Go prep.Copy !req
673. Well, look at
all the areas of stenosis.Copy !req
674. Or would you prefer to discuss
sports or another topic?Copy !req
675. I appreciate that. I'm good
with the medicine for now.Copy !req
676. And there's the anomaly.Copy !req
677. What's the ideal approach?Copy !req
678. We should unroof
the coronary.Copy !req
679. An incision into the ostium
to the aortic root.Copy !req
680. You heard the man.
Let's get to cutting.Copy !req
681. How do you feel?Copy !req
682. Still itching
to climb these walls?Copy !req
683. Thanks for talking me down.Copy !req
684. That could have been... ugly.Copy !req
685. You know, I never pegged you
for a Spider-Man fan.Copy !req
686. Always pictured you watching
a 10-part Ken Burns docCopy !req
687. on the history
of pencils.Copy !req
688. Mm.Copy !req
689. Isabel dragged me
to the first movie,Copy !req
690. and I loved it.Copy !req
691. Peter Parker reminded me
of myself at that age.Copy !req
692. Science nerds unite.Copy !req
693. She really
knew me well.Copy !req
694. When I was a first-year,Copy !req
695. I had this nightmare shift,Copy !req
696. and this other resident
insisted,Copy !req
697. instead of going home
and falling apart,Copy !req
698. that we see the matinee
of Spider-Man 3.Copy !req
699. Thought it would
cheer me up.Copy !req
700. That's a good friend.
Yeah.Copy !req
701. Melendez was pretty cool.Copy !req
702. Seeing those movies became
a bit of a tradition for us.Copy !req
703. I haven't seen
the new one yet.Copy !req
704. It feels... off
without him.Copy !req
705. Yeah.Copy !req
706. It isn't the same
without Isabel, either.Copy !req
707. The other day,
I was working onCopy !req
708. projected hospital goals
for the year,Copy !req
709. and it got me
thinking about...Copy !req
710. The life goals
I had set for myself.Copy !req
711. Mm.Copy !req
712. A new house...Copy !req
713. The presidency...Copy !req
714. Kids.Copy !req
715. And I never imagined
a version without Isabel.Copy !req
716. And here I am...Copy !req
717. Alone,
surrounded by people
who hate me.Copy !req
718. Yeah, not that
I blame them.Copy !req
719. I don't hate you.Copy !req
720. Don't get me wrong,
you're a major
pain in the ass.Copy !req
721. And I do not love the way
you became president,Copy !req
722. but it's a level
of responsibilityCopy !req
723. I don't even
want to comprehend.Copy !req
724. And you make it
look so easy
it's infuriating.Copy !req
725. And you're actually
not half bad at it.Copy !req
726. Tell anyone
I said thatCopy !req
727. and I'll tell them
you tried to run
into a wall.Copy !req
728. Don't move.Copy !req
729. There's a snake
beside you.Copy !req
730. And done.Copy !req
731. Decrease the flow
and let's check out
the heart.Copy !req
732. Function's not improving.Copy !req
733. Heart's not getting
adequate perfusion.Copy !req
734. We need a bigger fix.Copy !req
735. We can make a patch,
widen the vessel,Copy !req
736. and increase the blood flow,
but that's not ideal.Copy !req
737. The risk of thrombosis
is too high.Copy !req
738. He might not even
last a few hours.Copy !req
739. We could move
the left coronary arteryCopy !req
740. from the right side
of the aortaCopy !req
741. and re-implant it
to the correct side.Copy !req
742. That's a hell of an idea.Copy !req
743. Dr. Murphy, take the lead.Copy !req
744. We need to get back
on full bypass.Copy !req
745. 7-0 prolene sutures.Copy !req
746. That was good work.Copy !req
747. I shouldn't have
cut you out of
the surgery earlier.Copy !req
748. I'm sorry.Copy !req
749. It's been a long time
since I've done
an all-nighter.Copy !req
750. I thought
it was quite invigorating.Copy !req
751. I need a Scotch.Copy !req
752. It's 8:00 a.m.Copy !req
753. I know. Care to join?Copy !req
754. Officially cleared
for discharge.Copy !req
755. I wanted to apologize
for before.Copy !req
756. I was kind of an ass.Copy !req
757. You were right before.
I wasn't being myself
with you,Copy !req
758. or... not my whole self
at least.Copy !req
759. I was
a bit of a goofball
in college.Copy !req
760. My buddies still can't believe
I work in a hospital.Copy !req
761. I like to think
I've changed, but...Copy !req
762. That part of me
is still thereCopy !req
763. and tends to come roaring back
when I'm around them.Copy !req
764. And you thought
that would be
an issue for me?Copy !req
765. You're a doctor.Copy !req
766. I figured you wanted
someone smart, mature...Copy !req
767. Serious.Copy !req
768. That's what I thought
you wanted.Copy !req
769. I spent so much of my life
in Orthodox world...Copy !req
770. I still don't feel like
I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
771. And you seemed like
you had it all figured out.Copy !req
772. It felt...Copy !req
773. It felt intimidating.Copy !req
774. I have so little
figured out,Copy !req
775. except that
I'm really into you.Copy !req
776. I'm meeting my friends
at Grant's Tavern.Copy !req
777. If you're still
interested?Copy !req
778. Say. Yes.Copy !req
779. You okay?Copy !req
780. All good.
Just waiting for Shaunie.Copy !req
781. As your surgeon,Copy !req
782. I advise no exercise
for six weeks,Copy !req
783. keep the wound dry.Copy !req
784. I'm well aware.Copy !req
785. Please,
listen to your surgeon.Copy !req
786. Dr. Reznick,
nice to see you.Copy !req
787. Last time we were all together
was in the operating room
during my solo surgery...Copy !req
788. Please leave.Copy !req
789. I've been thinking
about the recliner.Copy !req
790. Mm.Copy !req
791. Was I, uh, ranting
about that thing?Copy !req
792. You were.Copy !req
793. I thought we could keep it
in the living room,Copy !req
794. but get it re-upholstered
in a fabric we agree on.Copy !req
795. Make it something
that represents us both.Copy !req
796. No purple.Copy !req
797. Otherwise, deal.Copy !req
798. S... Do you remember
anything else from last night?Copy !req
799. Beyond that
I should never dance
in public again?Copy !req
800. No. Why?Copy !req
801. Was there
something important?Copy !req
802. No, nothing important.Copy !req
803. Hey.Copy !req
804. Hey.
Get home all right?Copy !req
805. I did. Everything okay?Copy !req
806. Better than okay.
Turn on your TV.Copy !req
807. Channel 39.Copy !req
808. You know, I was thinking,
how about a weekly meeting?Copy !req
809. Be good to keep a line
of communication open.Copy !req
810. I'd like that, thanks.Copy !req
811. Spider-Man 2, awesome.Copy !req
812. We'll do it here.Copy !req
813. "The power of the sun
in the palm of my hand."Copy !req
814. "Nothing will stand
in our way."Copy !req
815. "Nothing!"
"Nothing!"Copy !req
816. To us evolving.Copy !req
817. Hm.Copy !req
818. I think
I prefer tequila.Copy !req
819. You've got
a lot to learn.Copy !req