1. Oh, my God!
Shaun!
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3. I thought you left.
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4. I could catch the next bus
if you would like
to have sex now.
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9. Oh, my God.
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10. Mariel Torres, 31, fever,
BP 124 over 83.
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11. Fainted coming
off a plane at SFO.
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12. Fiance said she's had
a persistent cough,
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13. pain in her chest
and abdomen.
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these symptoms?
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16. I kept telling her
to go to a doctor.
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17. Soft and non-tender,
no distention
or guarding present.
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18. Uh... Isaac, what's...
what's happening?
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20. You're at
St. Bonaventure Hospital.
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21. You collapsed
at the airport.
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22. I'm... I'm not covered.
My insurance lapsed.
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23. We can fast-track
your access
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uninsured program.
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25. Any recent stressors?
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26. I've been traveling a lot
for work.
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29. She documents immigrant
communities across California.
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30. I tagged along
this last trip.
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31. He keeps me sane.
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32. Rales and rhonchi, decreased
breath sounds bilaterally.
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33. We need a chest X-ray.
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37. What do you do for work?
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of the research professors
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at Stanford.
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to read a first edition
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standing up.
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in so much pain.
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severe hemorrhoids.
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a salve or something?
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a cool couple.
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come through yet?
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fun, loving,
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performative way.
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in two minutes.
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wants a boyfriend.
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venturing out of Hookuptown
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someone to get serious about.
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the hard part.
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to raise the bar,
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that check all the boxes.
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is to be more open
by being more closed?
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more intentional about it,
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but also challenges me.
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the hottest profile pic.
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in the left lung,
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one lower.
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pneumonia.
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and caught me, you know...
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a lot before we got together.
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very satisfying sex.
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80. Did you need a boost
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in nine days?
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82. I didn't know
we were counting.
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83. Our average
is every 2.3 days.
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a stressful few months.
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a morale boost,
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to do it for you?
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and had a few minutes
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to take the edge off.
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as when we're together?
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to get things going
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last week,
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the cowbell.
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cowbell worthy.
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if we were off course,
we'd ring the cowbell.
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108. We're having a dry spell,
and it will blow over.
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of weather terms.
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112. Anorectal ailments are one
of the oldest recorded
medical conditions.
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113. One early remedy
was to burn them off
with hot coals.
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yours surgically,
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do it right away.
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schedule it for next week?
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117. Your hemorrhoids
have already ruptured.
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118. You're at risk
of serious complications.
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119. Oh.
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120. The surgery is now routine
and effective.
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122. But the recovery
can be quite painful.
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and sitz baths.
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including sex,
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post-op.
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126. No sex? Why?
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127. The wounds need time
to heal.
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128. We can get you on the schedule
for later today.
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129. The X-rays show two nodules
in your left lung,
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131. We'll know more
after the biopsy.
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under the uninsured program?
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136. And we'll run a few labs
and get you started on fluids.
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139. Listen, Mari,
I was on the phone
with your insurance.
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142. Sorry,
- I need you to hold still.
- Oh. Sorry.
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have called them.
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We need to get this
sorted out.
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belongings are all gone.
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We have a runner.
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second floor. No Brenna.
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158. She's not in the cafeteria
or the lobby or the gift shop.
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159. We should check
all the exits.
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160. Lea and I haven't had sex
for nine days.
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the gift-shop cashier,
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light bondage.
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a romantic bubble bath,
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on water temperature.
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scheduling it?
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time for your biopsy.
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in about an hour or so.
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171. I should drop the bags off
at the apartment.
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talk about this
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into my procedure?
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two years.
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if marriage
were ever on the table
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that I'd tell you,
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had just been rejected.
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freaked me out.
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184. It was all because of a stupid
marijuana DUI on my record.
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you've been hiding.
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187. Cops pulled me over
for a tail light.
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and they found edibles,
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for driving high,
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some humidified oxygen.
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to get it expunged.
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for you.
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from your lungs and airway.
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199. Let's get to the O.R.,
stat.
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200. I'm sorry I ran.
I know I need surgery.
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I understand.
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I have this date
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a really long time for.
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poses a problem?
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and I have never had sex.
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freshman year in college,
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this really detailed list
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in a boyfriend,
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with my work.
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I wasn't having sex
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with Jane Austen.
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that she was a virgin
when she died.
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with her work, too.
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I never stopped looking.
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that I waited,
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to imagine telling someone
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over coffee or drinks
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had never had sex.
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from college.
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- Yeah.
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or the Arctic Circle,
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for two days.
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he would laugh at me.
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he would be honored.
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until I have sex with Viktor.
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in nine days.
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nine days isn't a thing.
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had a very good sex life.
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all your secrets.
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Okay. Okay.
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a Testarossa once,
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Beautiful car.
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a track at Thunderhill.
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stunning detail.
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this car is ready.
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and it stalls.
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and it stalls again.
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this $200,000 machine.
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are too close together.
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I'm stepping on the brake
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at the same time.
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that a Ferrari
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with Lea?
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this sex book
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called Come As You Are.
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according to the book,
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as a sex drive, you know,
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and an accelerator.
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277. Dr. Glassman? The new
nursing schedule is a mess.
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to make it better,
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- Okay, I think...
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Dr. Andrews is your guy.
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on his calendar, I'd ask him.
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282. Fine. Um, if he doesn't get
back to you in a week,
then come back to me.
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all the things that rev...
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290. And braking is everything
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in the way of good...
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and insecurities
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Yes?
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having major crackage problems
with the BioGlass pipettes.
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a President thing?
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297. I have had issues
talking to him after
the last couple months.
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fill you in on all the issues.
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regular maintenance?
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and communicating and...
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a little bit less braking,
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more accelerating.
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when you get home tonight,
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at the door.
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put on some music,
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not too many.
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an announcement.
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caused a lot of damage.
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safe coming to a hospital.
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was undocumented.
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her guard down.
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into the tract.
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from your fiance?
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331. Ah, you're really ready
to judge this relationship,
aren't you?
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fun, and loving,"
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There's the nodule.
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Then we can take the sample.
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might be lacking experience
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relationships.
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is simple.
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for a pulmonary nodule.
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crumbly.
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into her bloodstream.
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go home to see Viktor?
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she has grade four
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and external hemorrhoids,
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already ruptured.
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while she's home,
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for severe blood loss.
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about my first time.
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that under no circumstances,
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when I went to college.
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my high school boyfriend and I
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that last big step past...
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all I could think was,
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without a first time.
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we'll do the surgery,
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than in a hospital.
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against alcohol,
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patients running in socks,
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about consensual sex.
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commonly known
as Valley Fever.
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in the Southwest.
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in your bloodstream.
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in your brain or spine,
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with an anti-fungal
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include nausea,
violent chills,
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alleviate any discomfort.
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now?
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boundaries,
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on firmer financial ground.
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of broken glass in the lab.
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of broken glass in the lab.
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Apparently news to you?
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filters requests
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post-Ethicure adjustments.
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- Now, is there a reason
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needs a softball team.
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covers bats and gloves.
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I heard something
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in Montana.
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registration fee and uniforms.
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are on you.
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make an appointment.
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Please, interrupt.
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is going on ampho-B.
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He's not responding.
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to ghost.
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when someone needs you?
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for pretty clear reasons.
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a violation of trust.
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to get over.
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- Great empathy for him.
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is about to be
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couples therapy. Or yours.
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for her, Dr. Wolke,
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should handle her care.
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polishing your Tinder profile.
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to bring those.
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from the chapel.
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- God works
in mysterious ways.
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Lying here, I'm totally fine.
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when I walk around,
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when Viktor's... here?
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a little Lidocaine cream.
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the sex talk with me
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in the fifth grade.
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447. She showed me
The Joy of Sex,
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448. you know, that book
from the '70s.
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449. Lots of... hair.
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450. And, uh, when I asked her
to explain the pictures,
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451. she got really awkward
and then started to cry.
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452. That's not
very sex-positive.
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453. Well, she said she was upset
because I was so young
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454. and I was asking
all these questions.
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455. I just ended up
rubbing her back
and making her a cup of tea.
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456. Oh.
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457. After wanting this for so many
years, why am I so scared?
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458. Being intimate with someone
feels vulnerable,
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459. no matter how many times
you've done it.
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460. That's why it's special.
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461. It will be an adventure...
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462. Your adventure,
on your terms.
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463. Have fun,
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464. tell him what you want,
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465. and lube is your friend.
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466. Oh, my God.
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467. It's all about
setting the mood.
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468. Close your eyes,
Little Queenie
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469. Go to sleep soon
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470. Tonight, there will be
no brakes.
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471. Oh.
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472. Only accelerators.
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473. Oh.
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474. Including wine.
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475. Oh, my God.
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476. And...
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477. A relaxing massage.
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478. I've researched
the best massages on YouTube
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479. and have been practicing...
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480. On a pillow.
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481. Okay.
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482. Yes.
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483. Mmm...
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484. Mm,
you have been practicing.
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485. You are much better
than a pillow.
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486. Mm.
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487. How's your back now?
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488. Much better.
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489. Would you like
a chocolate?
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490. Mm. Mm-hmm.
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491. I love you
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492. My Baby Blue
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493. I love you
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494. I love you
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495. My Baby Blue
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496. I love you
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497. My Suzie Q
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498. You took these?
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499. Mm. On my last trip,
Imperial Valley.
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500. They're beautiful.
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501. So... relaxed.
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502. Just a bunch of friends
hanging out.
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503. Yeah.
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504. There are so many images
out there of the, uh, plight
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505. of the undocumented,
like we're just
some sad story.
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506. I wanted to show
how we really are...
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507. Cracking jokes,
laughing,
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508. a bunch of badasses.
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509. Oh, not that I feel that way
at the moment.
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510. Oh!
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511. I can call Isaac again.
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512. Don't bother.
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513. If he doesn't see
how scary this all is,
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514. if he can't support me,
then I don't want him here.
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515. When I was in high school,
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516. I had a chavrusa...
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517. A study partner.
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518. I totally fell for him.
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519. His close textual readings
were super sexy.
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520. We grew up Hasidic.
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521. Micah was the first person
I told about being gay...
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522. And my first kiss.
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523. He said he was gay, too.
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524. That according
to two verses in Samuel,
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525. so were
King David and Jonathan.
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526. Like I said,
close textual readings.
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527. Next level.
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528. Micah said
we should be open.
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529. We should
tell our families.
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530. I was scared, but I did,
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531. And my dad...
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532. lost it.
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533. Our home
just... imploded.
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534. But Micah backed out.
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535. He said
he couldn't do it.
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536. I lost my family
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537. and never spoke
to Micah again.
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538. He cut you off?
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539. I cut him off.
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540. He reached out to me,
but I... I was so angry.
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541. He betrayed me and...
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542. Broke my heart.
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543. And then I realized
how terrified
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544. he must have been, too.
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545. And how...
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546. Alone he must feel now.
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547. I miss him.
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548. O2 falling.
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549. Is this from the ampho-B?
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550. No.
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551. - EKG steady.
- It's not her heart.
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552. The area around
the nodule ruptured.
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553. Your lung has collapsed.
We need to get her to the O.R.
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554. Completing
final muscular suture.
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555. Lung is
reinflating nicely.
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556. Let's finish
closing her up.
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557. Dr. Lim? Who's talking to me?
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558. This is Nurse Martel.
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559. Her renal panel
just came back.
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560. How bad?
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561. B.U.N. 30, creatinine 4.
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562. Thanks
for letting us know.
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563. It's impacting
both her kidneys.
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564. We need to get that nodule
out of there.
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565. - Now?
- No.
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566. There's still too much fungus
circulating in her blood.
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567. She needs around round
of ampho-B
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568. to clear as much fungus
as we can.
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569. Then we can do
the kidney surgery.
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570. Are you Viktor?
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571. Brenna showed me
your picture.
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572. - I'm Dr. Allen.
- Pleased to meet you.
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573. Perhaps you could point me
toward the gift shop?
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574. I wanted to get something
for Brenna.
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575. What kind of a date
shows up empty-handed?
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576. Most of them.
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577. I am Dr. Shaun Murphy.
Give her these.
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578. Chocolate contains tryptophan
and Phenylethylamine,
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579. which will help to elevate
your moods.
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580. Oh, they are very good.
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581. Okay, please get started.
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582. As soon as you are done,
we can do the procedure.
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583. Oh, uh, I owe it to Brenna
not to rush.
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584. Definitely worth the wait.
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585. You're here.
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586. Uh, bearing
slightly used chocolates.
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587. Uh, Dr. Murphy says they...
they will improve our mood,
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588. w-which
I hope won't be necessary.
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589. Always the gentleman.
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590. Are you sure
this isn't too strange?
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591. Uh, well, making love
in a hospital is strange.
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592. And surprising
and... and completely unique.
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593. Exciting.
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594. I'll be outside,
guarding the door.
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595. Try not to be too loud.
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596. Yo.
See you on the field.
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597. I gave you your team.
My involvement ends there.
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598. You're a baller, right?
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599. You played in college.
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600. Yeah, I also ate instant ramen
for breakfast.
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601. I need a shortstop,
a field general,
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602. a boss of the infield.
You're perfect.
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603. I'm busy being
the actual boss.
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604. You're busy
being a bad boss.
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605. You isolate yourself
from your own staff.
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606. They don't like you.
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607. Especially since
this business with Salen.
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608. I've got bridges to build.
I'll get there eventually.
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609. I'm offering you a bridge
to build right now.
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610. Show them
you're on their team.
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611. Maybe they'll help you
right the ship.
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612. I know.
Mixed metaphor.
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613. And by the way,
maybe they'll stop
bothering me
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614. with their problems
every five minutes.
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615. Let's have sex.
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616. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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617. Shaun! Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry!
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618. Okay.
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619. Are you okay?
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620. Spontaneity
is not the solution.
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621. No.
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622. Sorry.
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623. Okay.
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624. Maybe we could try
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625. more of a...
planned surprise next time.
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626. That is a good idea.
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627. We should have
a sex schedule.
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628. Jordan recommended it.
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629. Did you mention
my morale boosting?
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630. N-No.
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631. Lea,
that is very personal.
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632. Yeah. Yeah, it is.
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633. The...
The sex schedule... sorry...
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634. It just feels like
the ultimate buzzkill.
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635. Okay.
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636. Lou the janitor mentioned
something called a sex swing,
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637. but the installation
sounds very cumbersome.
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638. Even allowing for foreplay,
Viktor should be finished.
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639. Uh...
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640. God.
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641. This feels worse
than the last time.
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642. The nausea, the pain...
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643. We have to clear
as much fungus from your blood
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644. as possible
before surgery.
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645. I got your message.
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646. Thanks for coming back.
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647. You lied to me.
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648. I don't know
what's going on anymore.
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649. Or what to trust.
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650. Of course you don't.
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651. I didn't give you
a chance.
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652. I didn't trust you,
and I should have.
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653. You don't have
to forgive me,
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654. but I-I hope you...
You understand...
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655. why I hid from you.
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656. Seriously, I thought
they'd be done by now.
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657. This is
Dr. Shaun Murphy.
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658. Help.
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659. Mm.
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660. Um...
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661. What happened?
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662. Well, um, we finished...
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663. Both of us.
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664. Yay.
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665. Um, but we...
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666. Um... he's... I-I-I seem to be stuck.
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667. Oh, you must have
vaginismus.
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668. What?
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669. Your pelvic floor
is having a muscle spasm,
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670. and it's holding... Oh!
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671. Shaun.
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672. It's very rare in humans,
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673. but it is common
in mammals who need
to ensure fertilization.
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674. Once your pelvic walls
relax,
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675. everything should go
back to normal.
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676. Oh, my God.
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677. I am so sorry.
You came to do me a favor,
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678. - and now we're literally stuck.
- No, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
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679. This is a beautiful choice
you made.
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680. And now that I know that
we're gonna be okay, uh...
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681. It's actually quite nice.
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682. Yes, it is.
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683. That was...
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684. Lovely.
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685. Mm.
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686. I owe you an apology.
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687. It's okay.
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688. The ice packs
are really helping.
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689. Not that.
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690. I'm sorry
for brushing you off.
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691. You've been trying to get us
out of this dry spell,
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692. and I've done nothing.
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693. About the sex schedule...
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694. My parents used
to have one.
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695. They used to mark
our kitchen calendar
with "S.T."
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696. They claimed it was
for "Steak Tonight,"
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697. but we didn't have steak
that often.
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698. We finally realized it stood
for... "Sexy Time."
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699. Oh.
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700. I-I don't want my sex life
to be like my parents'.
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701. But they have been married
for 42 years.
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702. Yeah, they have.
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703. They seem happy.
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704. I think it is nice that they
still want
to touch each other.
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705. I need to go remove
some hemorrhoids.
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706. We removed the nodule,
and your kidney function
is improving.
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707. A few rounds of ampho-B
to go, but we think
you're in the clear.
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708. Thank you, Dr. Park.
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709. We'll get through this.
All of it.
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710. And I won't freak out again.
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711. I'll step up.
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712. I'm sorry.
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713. Sorry it took me so long.
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714. You and me?
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715. Yeah. You and me.
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716. How did I do?
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717. The surgery was a success.
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718. And as long as you follow
the recovery protocols,
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719. you should have
no further problems.
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720. Look who I found
in the gift shop.
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721. I wanted to see
how you were doing,
and, uh, give you these.
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722. Aww.
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723. And ask
if you might be open
to another visit next month.
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724. There's a polar microbes
conference in San Francisco
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725. that I, uh,
was considering attending.
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726. I'd love that.
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727. Cafeteria closed
while you were in the O.R.,
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728. so I sat a couple
of meal trays aside.
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729. Oh, my God.
I'm starving.
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730. Thank you.
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731. And...
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732. Thanks for the push.
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733. We've got grilled salmon.
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734. Can be a little dry,
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735. although Ms. Shenoy in 314
seems to like it.
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736. - Mm.
- Penne pesto.
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737. Sounds promising, I know,
but lower your expectations.
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738. - Oh.
- And finally,
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739. the humble-but-classic
grilled chicken.
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740. Mm.
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741. Even my 5-year-old niece
loves it,
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742. and she's got the palate
of a 5-year-old.
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743. I would have gone
with the pesto.
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744. I could tell.
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745. I'm sold.
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746. Hit me
with that chicken.
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747. You got it.
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748. Unless we head over
to Tres Reyes,
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749. upgrade
to insanely good tamales.
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750. Are you... asking me out?
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751. In, like, a date-y way?
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752. Looks like it.
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753. Wait.
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754. You're gay?
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755. Nothing gets by you, huh?
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756. An upgrade to insanely good
tamales sounds perfect.
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757. All right, Reznick!
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758. - Way to battle.
- Aw!
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759. Park, you're up!
Allen on deck.
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760. I got some intel.
First up is a fastball,
followed by a change-up.
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761. Yeah, that's
because he doesn't
have anything else, man.
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762. - His curve ball's a disaster.
- Good to know.
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763. - All right. You got this.
- Dilallo, in the hole.
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764. - Oh. It's 7:45.
- Yeah.
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765. Sorry. Gotta go.
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766. What do you mean,
you gotta go?
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767. You're... You're
the cleanup hitter.
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768. We are on a schedule.
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769. Go, Park!
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770. Oh!
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771. - Strike!
- Ah!
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772. Oh, that's a ball!
That was high!
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773. 0-1!
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774. Nice turn on
that double play last inning.
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775. Thanks.
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776. If only you could handle
our schedule
with the same skill.
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777. 1 and 1.
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778. You got some ideas?
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779. Actually, yeah.
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780. I'm listening.
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781. Oh!
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782. Go, Park! Yeah!
Good job, man!
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783. Park!
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784. It just feels
a little weird.
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785. Like we're on the clock,
you know?
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786. I would offer you a chocolate
to help you relax,
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787. but I gave them away
to Viktor.
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788. Who's Viktor?
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789. A very nice Arctic explorer
who came to the hospital
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790. to have sex
with my patient.
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791. Oh.
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792. How full service.
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793. It was remarkable.
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794. His penis got stuck
in my patient's vagina.
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795. No, it didn't.
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796. Oh, yes, it did.
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797. No.
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798. It did.
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799. Come here.
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800. Oh.
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