1. Welcome back
to Play of the Week,
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2. where each week a new play
is performed live in front of
a studio audience
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3. here in Cornley,
and broadcast
to the nation.
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4. I am Chris Bean,
the director.
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5. Tonight, we are
going to present
a truly frightening horror.
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6. Last Halloween,
we presented a season
of spooky stage adaptations,
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7. but regrettably,
due to misprints on
our publicity materials,
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8. we ended up presenting
a rather underwhelming
production
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9. of The Texas Chainsaw
Massager...
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10. In which a masked man
went on a rampage,
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11. giving back rubs
to the local community.
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12. Equally poorly received,
was our pajama-based production
of Nightwear on Elm Street.
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13. But we're going to put
all that behind us tonight.
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14. One tiny note,
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15. when we did our dress rehearsal,
the play ran very smoothly,
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16. but just a touch too short
for its timeslot.
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17. But do not fear,
we have managed to make up
those missing three minutes
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18. with the subtle use
of additional adjectives.
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19. So, the actors are prepared.
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20. The stage is set.
Please enjoy... The Lodge.
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21. Oh! What an unusual,
creepy, old, big,
large blue house.
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22. Alice! Come in
out the rain, please!
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23. Oh, wow!
This place is amazing.
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24. Well, it's not very homely.
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25. So, how would you like to
make this all yours?
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26. Grade-two listed
detached family home,
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27. built 1726,
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28. every detail of it
immaculately renovated
in 1931.
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29. Period fixtures
and fittings
throughout...
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30. Almost everything here
is an antique,
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31. so please,
do be careful.
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32. Pretty nice.
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33. How many bedrooms?
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34. Three. A large,
impressive, spacious,
elegant, commanding,
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35. beautiful ensuite
for yourselves.
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36. A cozy, warm,
welcome, nice, bright,
safe single for Alice
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37. and a small, sweet,
snug, petite, pretty little
compact, neat,
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38. charming single.
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39. Perfect for the little one
on the way.
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40. Well, that sounds great.
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41. Believe me,
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42. you guys do not
want to miss out
on this opportunity.
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43. Well, I'm convinced.
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44. David, he's just
a good salesman.
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45. Shall we take a look
in the kitchen?
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46. Are you sure
this place is safe?
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47. It looks a bit rickety,
all these old beams.
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48. Oh, of course it's safe.
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49. They built this
in the days when they
made things to last.
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50. As you can see,
a fully fitted kitchen.
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51. Oh, it's lovely.
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52. I suppose I quite
like the tiles.
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53. Yes, can I
pour you a tea?
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54. Yes, please.
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55. Oh, that is nice.
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56. Let's go back into
the living room.
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57. Here we are.
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58. What on Earth
is that?
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59. Good Lord, yes.
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60. Oh, pay no attention to that.
It belongs to Mr. Fortenoy.
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61. Don't worry. It won't
be here when you move in.
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62. - Now?
- No, not now,
wait for your cue.
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63. Mummy, look
what I've got!
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64. Alice! What have I
told you about running off
without an adult?
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65. I was skipping with
the other little girl.
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66. What other little girl?
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67. Outside.
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68. There's no one there.
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69. Yes, there is.
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70. She gave me this.
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71. How odd, strange,
bizarre, and weird.
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72. Where did you find that?
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73. She must have found it
in the spacious, impressive,
verdant, green garden
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74. surrounding the unusual,
creepy, old, big,
large blue house.
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75. No, Mummy.
There was a little girl.
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76. Alice, how old are you?
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77. Seven.
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78. And is that
your skipping rope?
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79. Yes.
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80. Why don't you show
Tony what you can do?
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81. - Can you do any tricks?
- No.
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82. How would you like
to see your new room?
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83. Can I?
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84. Don't forget your new doll.
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85. That's strange.
It's gone.
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86. Well, it can't
have gone far.
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87. Come on, Alice,
I'll race you.
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88. Well, it really is
coming down out there.
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89. So what do you think?
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90. I still don't know, David.
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91. I mean, there's something
about this place that just
gives me the creeps,
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92. and it seems
unusually cheap
for three bedrooms.
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93. That's the advantage
of being a few miles
further out.
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94. Damn lights have blown.
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95. Damn lights have blown.
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96. It's just a fuse.
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97. Or this place
is cheap because it's old
and nothing works.
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98. Good evening.
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99. Sorry, I didn't
mean to scare you.
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100. Oh, no.
Not at all.
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101. I'm Albert Fortenoy.
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102. The vendor?
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103. Unfortunately, yes.
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104. "Unfortunately"?
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105. I wish I didn't
have to sell.
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106. My dear wife Vera
passed away 30 years ago.
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107. Thirty years ago today, in fact.
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108. I can no longer afford
the upkeep all on my own.
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109. Oh, I'm so sorry.
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110. Well, it's
a beautiful house.
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111. Thank you.
I've lived here...
All my life!
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112. I feel very safe here.
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113. It's been in the family
since it was built.
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114. Passed down for gen...
Passed down.
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115. Passed...
Passed down.
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116. Pa... Passed down.
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117. Passed down!
Passed down for generations!
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118. If these walls could talk,
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119. think of the stories
they'd tell.
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120. In fact, sometimes,
I think they can.
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121. Sometimes, I think
I hear them whisper.
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122. Stand by
for sound-cue seven.
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123. Well, thank you very much
for having us.
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124. I think we've seen
everything we need to see.
We'd best get going.
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125. Yes, dear.
Come along, Alice!
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126. Well, don't rush off
on my account.
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127. It's getting rather late.
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128. And there is...
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129. A storm coming!
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130. Sound-cue seven!
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131. - Yeah.
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132. No, we really
ought to make a move.
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133. It's a fair drive home.
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134. I'll bring the car round.
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135. Well, before you go,
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136. let's talk about
making an offer.
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137. Whoa!
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138. Oh! Oh, no!
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139. That's odd.
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140. - What is?
- Car won't start.
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141. What a damn nuisance.
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142. We'll have to call someone.
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143. You'll never get
a mechanic to come
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144. all the way
out here now, dear.
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145. Get out!
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146. Get out!
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147. No! No! Not now!
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148. She said, "Now, deer."
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149. Wait for your cue!
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150. So what do we do now?
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151. Well, it looks like
you'll have to
stay the night.
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152. Oh, no, no, no,
we wouldn't want to
be an imposition.
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153. It's no trouble at all.
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154. Besides, in this weather,
what choice do you have,
but to stay
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155. at the lodge.
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156. He's got a point.
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157. It's far too far
to walk back to town.
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158. Well, that's
very kind of you.
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159. Oh, please, it'll be good
to have the company.
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160. There's plenty of room.
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161. Thank you.
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162. The little one can stay in
Vera's cozy, warm, welcoming,
bright, nice, safe study.
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163. Help yourself to
anything in the kitchen
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164. and there's some
old nightclothes
in the airing cupboard.
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165. You have free run
of the house.
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166. Although, you should be aware,
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167. Fortenoy Lodge has
a few little quirks
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168. which I'm sure
you'll discover.
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169. But then again,
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170. don't we all?
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171. Sleep well.
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172. Is she asleep?
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173. Out like a light.
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174. No. No.
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175. No bother?
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176. Some nonsense about
another little girl
in the mirror.
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177. That girl's imagination.
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178. It will be good once
she's got a little brother
to play with.
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179. Yes.
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180. Well, anyway,
she's fast asleep now.
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181. I made the bed up.
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182. Oh, thank you, dear.
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183. Get out!
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184. Get out!
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185. No! No!
What are you doing?
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186. She said, "Cue deer."
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187. She said,
"Thank you, dear."
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188. - Get out! Get out!
- No! No! Shut up!
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189. I will give you
a visual cue.
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190. I really don't like
that Mr. Fortenoy.
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191. He gives me the creeps.
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192. I'm sure he's just
a bit eccentric.
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193. Imagine being alone
in this place all these years.
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194. Anyway, time for bed.
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195. Looks like
we're bunking in
with Tony tonight.
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196. No, no, no, no. Tony!
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197. Tony? Time for bed.
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198. Fast asleep.
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199. Fast asleep!
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200. Fast asleep.
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201. Chuck a blanket over him.
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202. Oh, for goodness sake,
all right.
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203. David, uh, look at this.
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204. A newspaper article
from 1937.
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205. God, there's
dozens of them.
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206. Fourth of June 1948,
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207. "Vicar's daughter
missing from school,
presumed dead." David,
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208. her doll looks just like
the one Alice found earlier.
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209. Every single page
catalogued in perfect order,
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210. all detailing people
who've just vanished
right up until the present day.
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211. Why would he
keep all of this?
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212. I'm sure there's
a perfectly reasonable
explanation.
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213. I knew there was
something odd
about that man.
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214. What do you think
he's doing up there?
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215. He's probably trying
to get some sleep,
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216. and I'd like to do the same.
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217. Ever since we've arrived,
I have had a bad feeling
about this place.
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218. Get away from there!
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219. David, I can see him!
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220. What are you doing?
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221. Get out. We're in
the middle of filming.
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222. All right.
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223. David! He's doing something
very strange in there.
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224. It's some sort of ritual.
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225. It's not our place to judge
a man's religious beliefs.
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226. I'm sure there's
nothing to worry about.
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227. Yes, I'm... Oh!
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228. Yes, I...
I'm sure you're right.
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229. Gosh!
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230. It really is
coming down out there.
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231. Then just be glad
we're inside.
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232. Only me.
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233. Only me.
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234. What are you doing
up at this hour?
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235. I thought I heard
a strange noise.
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236. It's most likely a bat.
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237. They often flit about
the place at night.
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238. You know, in this light,
you remind me a little
of my Vera.
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239. She and I always
wanted a child.
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240. When is it due?
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241. Um...
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242. Any day now.
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243. I'd give anything
to see my Vera again.
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244. To have her safely back at...
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245. The lodge.
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246. Perhaps I will see her again.
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247. - There it is! The lodge!
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248. Perhaps, I will
see her again.
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249. One day.
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250. What was that?
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251. It came from Vera's cozy,
warm, welcoming, nice,
bright, safe study.
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252. Oh! Oh my God, Alice?
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253. David, wake up!
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254. She's missing.
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255. Oh my God!
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256. Get out!
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257. - Get out!
- No! No, what are you doing?
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258. You touched your nose.
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259. I was acting!
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260. Very convincing.
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261. We must search the house.
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262. Where is she?
What have you done
with our daughter?
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263. Nothing at all.
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264. David, let's not jump
to any conclusions.
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265. - Mummy.
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266. Why is everyone shouting?
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267. Oh, Alice, thank God!
Come here, my darling!
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268. Mummy's got you.
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269. Mummy has got you.
It's all going to be okay.
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270. Where were you?
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271. I was just talking
to the other little girl.
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272. Alice, stop making things up.
There is no other little girl.
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273. Yes, there is.
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274. She's the Vicar's daughter,
and she told me
Tony needs help.
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275. I'm sorry.
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276. He's dead.
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277. Alice, go to your room.
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278. You'll be safe in there.
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279. The man was clearly unwell.
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280. He'd been
taking those pills
since we arrived.
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281. Let's afford the man
a little dignity at least.
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282. Let's all go back to bed.
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283. We can call the police
in the mor...
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284. - Whoo!
- Let's all go back to bed,
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285. and we can call
the police in the morning.
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286. What on Earth
are you talking about?
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287. We can't wait
till morning.
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288. Wait... Stop it.
Stop it!
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289. We can't wait until morning.
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290. We need to call them now.
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291. Hello? Yes, police.
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292. I'd like to report a death.
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293. Would they even
risk coming out
in a storm like this?
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294. Oh!
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295. We think it may
have been an overdose.
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296. Yes, the address
is Fortenoy Lodge,
ten miles outside of...
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297. Hello?
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298. Hello?
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299. It's gone dead.
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300. - You've cut the line.
- Yes, I have!
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301. Nothing can be done
for Tony now.
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302. How can you be
so callous?
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303. A man has died.
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304. Oh my God, he's gone!
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305. Vera has taken him.
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306. That's why you cut the line.
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307. That's why you cut...
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308. That's why you cut the line.
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309. That's why you cut the line!
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310. And you've sabotaged our car.
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311. Tony could never have
left this place alive.
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312. Nor can anyone,
for that matter.
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313. Not when my Vera's life
depends on it.
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314. What are you
talking about, man?
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315. There really is nothing
I wouldn't do to see
my wife again.
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316. And when enough blood
has been spilled,
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317. my Vera shall return.
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318. Bang!
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319. Not long now, my love!
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320. Soon we shall be reunited.
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321. Ha-ha!
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322. Emma! Tie him
to the chair,
I've got him!
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323. No, you haven't!
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324. - Yes, I have!
- No, you haven't.
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325. You have to
let me get you.
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326. If you want to get me,
you've got to get me,
come on!
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327. Stop that.
Get in the chair!
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328. You're weak, Chris.
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329. Sorry, that was too much.
All right.
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330. He got me.
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331. Get out!
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332. Get out!
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333. No! You get out!
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334. Oh!
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335. Shut up.
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336. Ooh!
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337. Argh!
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338. I'm all right.
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339. Mummy!
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340. The Vicar's daughter
said the angry lady
is coming.
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341. We have to leave now.
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342. The whole house
is screaming it.
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343. Dennis!
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344. Dennis! Get in! Get in!
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345. Get in!
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346. Get in!
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347. - No! "Get out"!
- Okay, okay, sorry.
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348. No! Get in!
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349. Get in!
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350. No! Say, "Get out!"
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351. Say get out!
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352. Don't say,
"Say get out,"
just, "Get out!"
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353. - Okay, right, I'm sorry.
- No!
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354. Get back in, Dennis!
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355. - No, get out!
- All right! All right!
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356. - Dennis, come back!
- Dennis, come back!
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357. - Oh, just forget it!
- Just forget it!
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358. Go away, you idiot!
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359. Go away, you idiot!
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360. - Get out!
- Get out!
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361. - There it is.
- Yes! Nailed it.
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362. Alice, please!
There is no angry lady!
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363. Of course there is, silly.
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364. She's right there!
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365. Gone. She's vanished
without a trace.
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366. You will die!
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367. The rain has turned to hail!
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368. Daddy!
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369. "Expect more...
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370. "Boides."
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371. Oh, no.
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372. We need to get out of here!
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373. It's locked.
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374. It's locked.
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375. I'm afraid there is
no way out of...
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376. The lodge.
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377. Mummy, I'm scared.
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378. Quickly, this way.
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379. We can hide in the kitchen!
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380. Quickly,
close the door.
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381. Hand me that knife
from the counter.
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382. Get in the cabinet.
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383. Don't make a sound.
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384. Where are you?
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385. Are you under the table?
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386. No.
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387. Are you in the pantry?
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388. No.
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389. Then you must be in here!
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390. You'll never take
my family, Fortenoy!
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391. David, no!
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392. Don't kill him.
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393. No one else has to die.
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394. You're right.
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395. I can feel myself changing!
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396. Vera is merging with me!
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397. My Vera!
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398. My Vera!
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399. Albert, is that you, my love?
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400. It is, my sweet!
With one more life,
you shall be reborn.
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401. Behold your new body.
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402. No!
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403. You're doing
far too much there, Chris.
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404. Please don't hurt me, Mummy!
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405. - Your mummy is dead.
- Your mummy has gone.
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406. - My love is dead!
- My love is dead!
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407. - And now I will have my revenge.
- And now I shall...
I will have my revenge!
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408. Revenge!
Go, go, go!
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409. Help me! Help me!
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410. Ah-ha!
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411. No need to panic.
I'm here now.
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412. I'm... I'm here.
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413. Ah, yes, I... I'm...
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414. I'm going to kill her.
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415. Help me! I really
need help right now!
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416. Right, yes.
Just hold on.
Hold on one minute.
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417. I kind of have
no other option now.
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418. I'm going to kill her.
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419. Ha-ha-ha!
It's happening.
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420. In three... Two... One...
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421. And a half, and...
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422. Argh!
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423. - I've stabbed her.
It's done. It's happened.
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424. Ah-ha!
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425. Oh!
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426. You're safe now.
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427. Here, take my hand.
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428. Let's get you
out of this damned place.
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429. Everything's
going to be okay.
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430. Oh!
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