The Garfield Show 1x7

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Garfield and Odie watch a movie about a villain named Silent Jack and mistakenly believe Jon, with recent tooth surgery, to be Silent Jack. In the end Garfield, Odie and Squeak find out they were attacking Jon, but the real Silent Jack robs them.

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1. - [man 1] You're wrong! - [man 2] I'm right.

2. - [man 1] You're wrong! - [man 2] I'm right.

3. - [man 1] Wrong. I'm right. Wrong... - [man 2] Right, right, right, right...

4. I love these serious intellectual debate programs.

5. I just called my dentist.

6. He said if I come right over, he can take care of this toothache.

7. I'm so lucky.

8. If you were so lucky, you wouldn't have a toothache.

9. Since my car's in the shop, I have to walk.

10. If you were so lucky, your car wouldn't be in the shop.

11. See you later.

12. We'll be back with more of our serious intellectual debate program

13. after this newsbreak.

14. Police report yet another daring burglary by Silent Jack,

15. a criminal working on the west side of the city.

16. This is the west side of the city.

17. Silent Jack is said to be extremely dangerous.

18. Citizens are warned to lock their doors and remain alert.

19. Odie, we have to lock our doors and remain alert.

20. Silent Jack is at large.

21. Silent Jack is said to be extremely dangerous.

22. There. Now we're completely secure

23. and I won't worry one bit about Silent Jack breaking in here.

24. Not one bit.

25. Aha.

26. But just in case...

27. Gotta make sure everything is locked so Silent Jack can't get in.

28. Or even Santa Claus.

29. Don't worry. I'll open it up for Santa.

30. - Hey!

31. Watch out!

32. There, Mr. Arbuckle.

33. Now you just eat nothing but mush and clear soups

34. for the next few months and you'll be fine.

35. Thanks, Doctor.

36. - Hmm?

37. Huh?

38. What's this? Oh, Mr. Arbuckle must have dropped his keys.

39. Uh...

40. Well. He'll realize he's missing them and come right back for them, I'm sure.

41. Laura? Laura? Where are you, Laura? Laura?

42. The stranger in the attic got her.

43. Is it possible I'm alone in the house? Alone with the stranger in the attic?

44. You're toast, fella.

45. I should have known when he rang the doorbell.

46. Laura wouldn't have done that. Laura has a key.

47. That was his way of finding out if I was home.

48. Odie, it's only a movie.

49. By the way, you look better from this angle.

50. - You're worried about Silent Jack? - Uh-huh.

51. Oh, that's right.

52. There's nothing to worry about. There are thousands of homes.

53. What are the chances he'd pick ours to rob?

54. What are we worried about? It's just Jon.

55. But Jon wouldn't ring the doorbell. Jon has a key.

56. But you know who doesn't have a key? Silent Jack doesn't have a key.

57. Let me in! I forgot my key!

58. Let me in!

59. You're right. That doesn't sound a bit like Jon.

60. Right again. It doesn't look a bit like Jon.

61. Not with that bulging cheek and that thing on his head.

62. Wait.

63. We're in luck, Odie! He's going away. We're safe.

64. Me? Scared? Ha ha!

65. Not for a second. I'm not afraid of anything.

66. Okay, apart from the thought of Nermal moving in with us,

67. I'm not afraid of anything.

68. He's trying to get in the back door.

69. Hey, what's going on? Guys, I'm stuck. Help!

70. No, no!

71. Odie, pull yourself together!

72. - This calls for heroic action! - Yeah!

73. - It calls for bravery and courage! - Yeah!

74. And since you're the watchdog, around here, I nominate you.

75. Coward! Chicken!

76. - You have the courage of a mouse!

77. Hey, on behalf of myself and all my relatives, I resent that remark.

78. Squeak, what are you doing here? Besides eating cheese.

79. Yeah, that's right, a mouse sitting eating cheese: what are the odds?

80. What are you doing here when Silent Jack is trying to break in?

81. I don't worry about those guys.

82. They never steal cheese.

83. Squeak, what do I do?

84. One word: "mousetrap."

85. Mousetrap? Where am I going to get a mousetrap?

86. Behind the refrigerator. That's where people put mousetraps.

87. Mousetrap. Good idea.

88. What a ghastly noise. Silent Jack isn't very silent.

89. - What's so funny? - I always enjoy it

90. when a human gets caught in those.

91. I'm afraid it's not enough to stop him.

92. And I'm right.

93. - What's he up to? - He's trying to get in upstairs.

94. How do we stop him?

95. - Another mousetrap? - I know.

96. Jon stored this up here because it was too powerful to use.

97. Whoaaaa!

98. - Don't feel sorry for him, Odie.

99. Silent Jack is a treacherous, dangerous criminal, but we got him!

100. No, we don't got him.

101. He's coming back for more. You can't stop Silent Jack that way.

102. - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna assemble a team of experts,

103. a squadron of fearless and skilled operatives.

104. - Will you settle for a puppy and a mouse? - Okay. Come on.

105. Men... and I call you men even though you're a puppy and a mouse...

106. the enemy is out there.

107. If we're gonna stop him from getting in here, we need a plan.

108. - You got one? - I think so.

109. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

110. Roller skate in place, Garfield.

111. Check. How are you doing with the trunk, Odie?

112. Check. Everything's in place. Let him in.

113. - Roger!

114. Got to be a way in.

115. - Ouch! No! Ouch! Ouch!

116. Hmm. Ta-da!

117. Help. Anybody!

118. - We did it! We caught Silent Jack.

119. Only the most dangerous criminal around.

120. Let me out!

121. Be silent, Silent Jack. We're not letting you out.

122. Garfield, it's me, Jon. - Quiet.

123. It doesn't sound anything like Jon.

124. I know Jon's voice. That sounded nothing like...

125. Jon? Hello.

126. We did a good job protecting the house, Odie.

127. If Silent Jack comes around here, he's in for a big surprise.

128. Aah!

129. Unless, of course, he was here while we were all down in the basement.

130. So Jon decided to drop me off at this all-you-can-eat restaurant.

131. He said, "I'll be back when you've had enough to eat."

132. He came back three weeks later... which was fine because by then,

133. it was out of business and turned into a discount shoe store.

134. - Garfield, you tell the best stories. - Let's have another one.

135. No, not now. It's time for my nap.

136. How do you know, Garfield? You're not wearing a watch.

137. I don't need a watch. It's always time for a nap.

138. - We'll see you later, Garfield. - Wait. I want another story.

139. Some other time, Nermal.

140. Garfield, I'm not leaving until you tell me another story.

141. What do you think of that?

142. That's what I think of that.

143. Who are you? And what were you doing hiding down there?

144. Quick, hide! He's coming!

145. Who's coming?

146. It's okay. He didn't see me.

147. Can I trust you? What's your name?

148. Nermal Cat. Cutest kitten in the whole wide world.

149. Can you prove it?

150. Can't you tell?

151. Okay, I'll have to take the chance.

152. They call me Agent X. I'm a grade triple-A undercover secret agent!

153. - Wow! A secret agent! - Not so loud.

154. That guy who went by, he's part of an international plot to destroy mankind.

155. You've got to help me hide. Here he comes again! Quick!

156. There you are.

157. Ooh. Wrong cat. Sorry.

158. Come on, you've got to hide me before he comes back.

159. Garfield, I have a grade triple-A undercover secret agent here.

160. - Can I hide him in your tool shed? - Be my guest.

161. Thanks, Garfield.

162. They'll never find you in here.

163. This will do, but what I need now is some dinner.

164. I have to keep my strength up if I'm gonna save mankind.

165. I'll go find you some dinner.

166. I'm making one of Garfield's favorite dinners, Odie.

167. I'll leave it to cool while I bring in the mail.

168. Oh! Jon has dinner ready.

169. That's a new world's record, even for him. Gone in 15 seconds.

170. You've already eaten, Garfield.

171. I have?

172. I missed it. Guess I ate so fast, I didn't notice.

173. Hope it was tasty.

174. It's coming from the shed.

175. And then the enemy spies were about to sink Australia.

176. - Who are you?

177. And why did you eat my dinner, which I thought I'd eaten but I didn't?

178. Don't bother answering!

179. I don't care who you are, just get out.

180. You can't throw him out, Garfield. He's a secret agent.

181. And he's trying to prevent the destruction of mankind.

182. I guess we have to save mankind. Mankind makes pizzas.

183. It's getting dark. Okay, he can stay, but just for tonight.

184. I'd better get up.

185. I have a full day of eating to get done before dinnertime.

186. Guess I'll start my morning with a great big bowl full of...

187. Hey, where's my great big bowl?

188. I have an awful suspicion where my great big bowl is.

189. So they ran me off the road, off a thousand-foot cliff!

190. - Wow! - How did you get away, Agent X?

191. Fortunately, I was wearing my fake fur.

192. And under it, I always have on a parachute.

193. You are so clever, Agent X!

194. Why are you listening to him?

195. Because he's so brave!

196. He's been so many places, done so many things.

197. I've been places. I've done things.

198. Really, Garfield? Where have you been? What have you done?

199. Well, I've...

200. I've slept in the living room. I've eaten lasagna. I've slept in the den.

201. I've eaten ravioli. I've slept out back in a hammock.

202. I think Agent X is the most fascinating, brave male I've ever met.

203. Did I tell you all about the time I was aboard that runaway train?

204. The enemy spies were trained pickpockets and they were all over Australia...

205. Hey, Squeak, I thought secret agents

206. were supposed to keep things secret and not tell everybody.

207. Do you mind, Garfield? I'm trying to hear the story.

208. Excuse me. I didn't mean to interrupt this meeting of the Agent X fan club.

209. I didn't mean to ignore you, Garfield. It's just that Agent X is so interesting.

210. He's getting too much attention. And worse, too much of my food.

211. No, I haven't seen him.

212. But I've got your number. If I see this gray cat, I'll call you.

213. Thanks very much.

214. That's him. That's Agent X, all right.

215. This calls for a little secret-agenting of my own.

216. Hey, wait up. I got shorter legs than you.

217. He went into this house.

218. I'll bet this is the enemy spies' secret headquarters.

219. Be careful.

220. They may have atomic super weapons or something.

221. That person.

222. That must be their leader, someone dangerous and powerful and...

223. Any luck?

224. None, I'm afraid.

225. I passed out photos to every home for a half mile around.

226. No one has seen him. I'm sorry, Granny.

227. There's no sign of him.

228. Oh, I'm not giving up hope. He'll come back to me. I know he will.

229. - We can get you another pet cat. - I don't want another cat.

230. Oh, I want my Fluffikins.

231. - Fluffikins? - Fluffikins?

232. That secret agent is a secret fraud. He's just a runaway house pet.

233. I'm gonna blow his cover and tell his admirers what he really is.

234. - What if they don't believe you? - That's where I may need your help.

235. I have an idea.

236. Now, listen. Here's what we're gonna do, Squeak...

237. Seen from the moon,

238. the Earth is the most beautiful sight I've ever seen.

239. Or I thought it was until I saw your eyes, lovely Arlene.

240. - Stop, time out. Stop the music.

241. Agent X is a fake. His real name is Fluffikins...

242. - ... a house cat from Crescent Avenue.

243. Uh-oh... That's my cover. All our secret agents have cover stories.

244. I pretend to be an ordinary housecat.

245. Shame on you, Garfield.

246. - Being jealous like that. - Jealous? Me?

247. No, no, I'm glad he's really a secret agent.

248. I mean, I wouldn't wanna be the one to face Mr. Tig.

249. - Who's Mr. Tig?

250. Mr. Tig is the most famous evil spy of them all.

251. I'm not worried about Mr. Tig.

252. My sources tell me Mr. Tig is several continents away from here.

253. Oh, yeah? Then who's that?

254. Don't worry, Agent X, you can defeat him.

255. Yeah! Like you defeated those undercover ninjas you told us about.

256. So, at last we meet face to face, Agent X.

257. No. No, you've got it all wrong. I'm not Agent X! My name is Fluffikins!

258. Nice try, Agent X, but I know it is you.

259. You force me to use superior fighting skills.

260. No, no, I'm not Agent X, I'm not!

261. Come back here, you cowardly spy!

262. - We have to go help him. - You all stay here, I'll help him.

263. Gee, Garfield's braver than I thought.

264. No, no, I'm not a secret agent! My name is Fluffikins!

265. Okay, I'll make you a deal, Fluff.

266. You go back to Granny and I'll take care of Mr. Tig here.

267. Oooh!

268. And I won't tell your "adoring public" what a fake you are.

269. It's a deal.

270. Whoa!

271. I'm getting out of the secret agent business.

272. - It's not safe. Tell me about it.

273. You gonna tell everyone what a phony he was?

274. Ah, why spoil it for everyone?

275. Mr. Tig fled in his top secret jet and Agent X went after him.

276. He yelled to me that it might be years before we ever saw him again.

277. Oh, he's so brave. But you're pretty brave, too, Garfield.

278. Yeah!

279. Well, I did have to help Agent X recharge his laser rays.

280. Fortunately, I had a fresh set of batteries in the house.

281. Then 12 ninjas tried to stop me.