The Garfield Show 1x52

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After the dog catchers get fired for failing to stop Garfield and Odie from robbing a Deli, Garfield helps the dog catchers defeat the robotic dog catcher.

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1. Oh, hi. You're probably wondering why I'm putting on this costume.

2. It's because of what happened this morning.

3. A few weeks ago, our neighborhood got a new ice cream man.

4. Only this ice cream man was an ice cream woman.

5. Her name was Olga and she wasn't all that happy about her job.

6. There were three reasons.

7. One was that the kids on her route could be cruel.

8. Here you are, a nice ice cream cone for each of you.

9. Don't eat too much or you'll wind up looking like her.

10. Ohh.

11. Another reason was that she had a little problem on her route.

12. - Aaah! - That problem, of course, was me.

13. Again, that cat.

14. And it was a recurring problem.

15. Every day when she showed up, I showed up.

16. Mmm, mmm, mmm.

17. Thanks. It was getting a little nippy in there.

18. Go!

19. Huh?

20. That was how it went every day.

21. So that was the other reason Olga was very unhappy in her job.

22. Oh, and there was one other.

23. It's that Olga was, well, kinda lonely.

24. You don't meet a lot of ideal men when you drive an ice cream truck.

25. Hey, let me have a triple-dip cone, boysenberry, fish ripple and tofu sorbet.

26. Coming right up.

27. Hey, Olga. You've put on a couple more pounds.

28. When I got home, Odie was watching TV.

29. We're coming to you live from Pier 16

30. where museum manager Esmeralda Brubaker

31. has just returned from an exciting expedition.

32. - Is that so? - Indeed it is.

33. The museum has just acquired this...

34. a block of ice from the continental shelf in the eastern part of Greenland.

35. It is said to contain the frozen remains of a primitive man.

36. A caveman frozen in a block of ice? Can you thaw him out in a microwave?

37. This is science, miss.

38. We hope to learn more about history by defrosting the body.

39. We'll transport it to the museum and begin the process.

40. I brought back some ice cream bars. Want one?

41. Yeah!

42. You can have whatever's left.

43. Hey, the stick's the best part. You like to chase them, don't you?

44. Okay, you're right. That was rotten, even for me.

45. If Olga's still around, I'll get you an ice cream with ice cream on it.

46. And maybe nine more for myself.

47. All Olga was thinking about that day was,

48. "How long before I can get off work and go home

49. to my crummy little apartment alone?"

50. Hey!

51. Uh-oh. Locked.

52. There's a switch in the driver's compartment that unlocks it.

53. That's it, right there.

54. And that was when I accidentally fell on the parking brake.

55. Whoops!

56. Stop, don't go anywhere. No one's driving.

57. No! Stop!

58. Help!

59. Come back with my ice cream truck!

60. Help! I don't have a driver's license!

61. I don't even have a cat's license!

62. Maybe this button stops it.

63. Maybe this one.

64. That button didn't stop it either.

65. And I didn't realize it at the time,

66. but that button turned off the refrigerator in the back.

67. What should I do? What should I do?

68. Oh, no. Stop!

69. Here's the manual that came with the truck.

70. Let's see. Stopping, stopping, stopping, stopping...

71. Stopping, stopping, stopping...

72. Ah, here it is! "step on brake."

73. Yaaaa!

74. Ohh! I'm out of danger.

75. I think it would have been safer to drive off the pier.

76. It's not enough you steal my ice cream, now you steal my ice cream truck!

77. Myron, you think this crate really has a frozen caveman in it?

78. Who knows?

79. All we're supposed to do is load it into the refrigerated truck when it gets here.

80. Hey, that must be it.

81. You bad kitty cat! Bad!

82. And it was about then that a weird thought came over me.

83. I started to feel sorry for Olga, to feel I hadn't been too nice to her.

84. - You? - Yes, me.

85. Yes, I feel sorry for people once in a while.

86. Now, here. Get into your costume.

87. So where was I? Oh, yeah.

88. So I'm guessing that's what these guys did.

89. Are you sure this is the right truck, Myron? This is for ice cream.

90. The museum must be saving money.

91. Olga must have returned to her truck and driven off,

92. totally unaware of two things.

93. One was that she had a frozen caveman in the back on top of the cherry vanilla.

94. The other was that the ice cream in the truck was melting.

95. That's right. Because I'd accidentally turned off the refrigerator.

96. Glad you're paying attention.

97. So all the ice cream was melting and so was the block of ice.

98. Meanwhile, back at the pier...

99. How could you put my caveman into an ice cream truck?

100. You said a refrigerator truck. That was a refrigerator truck.

101. I'm going to chase down that truck and get my property back.

102. I didn't know what was going on, but it sounded like Olga might be in trouble,

103. so I decided to hitch a ride and see if I could help.

104. And anyway, it beats walking.

105. Yowwwwww!

106. As it turned out, she did need help.

107. There's been this guy hanging around the neighborhood lately.

108. Kind of a shady-looking guy. He flagged her down.

109. I want some ice cream, but do you have change for a 20?

110. I am pretty sure that I do.

111. Give that back! That is mine!

112. Yeah. Well, that is mine now!

113. She screamed but nobody heard.

114. Help! Oh, help!

115. Well, almost nobody.

116. You cannot just take my money.

117. Yeah? Well, who's gonna stop me?

118. Ahhh!

119. Put me down! I'll give it back! I'm sorry!

120. You came to my rescue.

121. And right there in the street, the caveman looked at Olga.

122. He hadn't seen a woman in, oh, a few thousand years.

123. So to him, she looked pretty good.

124. Woman?

125. And she'd never seen a man look at her and think she was beautiful before.

126. So to her, he looked pretty good.

127. Even the little kids in the neighborhood could see it.

128. You think she's beautiful?

129. Uh-huh. Pretty, pretty.

130. There he is. There's my caveman.

131. Everybody could see the two of them were in love.

132. Everyone except the lady from the museum.

133. That caveman is museum property. He has to come with me.

134. But we just found each other.

135. These two lovebirds need a chance to be together.

136. Fortunately, they had me there.

137. And fortunately, I know the smell of ice cream,

138. even the melting kind.

139. - You can't take him from me. - Yeah!

140. He's coming back to the museum to be studied and put on display.

141. Ahem!

142. What is it, cat?

143. - Better look in the back. - You want me to look in that truck?

144. What could be in there that could possibly matter to...?

145. This is your chance, kids. Go far from her and her museum.

146. So they ran off, and well, nobody knows where they are.

147. But I'll bet they're happy together.

148. Get me out of this!

149. Mmm! Don't worry.

150. I'll have you out in, oh, I'd say about 600 spoonfuls.

151. And what will I do at the museum?

152. I promised my supervisors a caveman exhibit.

153. If you leave the happy couple alone, I can help you out for a while.

154. So that's why we have to do this. You up for it?

155. Okay. Let's go to work.

156. And right this way,

157. we have our new exhibit from Stone Age life.

158. These figures represent a primitive cat and a saber-toothed Odie dog.

159. Remember, Odie, we're just filling in until they find another caveman.

160. Yeah!

161. Okay, lunchtime!

162. Hope it takes them a while. The food here's pretty darn good.

163. Come back here, you orange nuisance!

164. Hey! Come back here, you thieves!

165. Somebody stop them!

166. - This is a job for us, Al, floor it! - Huh?

167. Odie, this way, quick.

168. Yeah! Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh!

169. Huh?

170. In the light of your latest pitiful performance

171. and given your appalling track record...

172. you're fired! Both of you.

173. But, Chief, you can't fire us.

174. Yeah, we're the best dog catchers in town!

175. Not anymore.

176. Let me introduce you to your replacement.

177. This is the future of dog catching. Say hello to T-3000!

178. T-3000 Cybernetic Pet Control Officer Version 3.2.

179. Launching session. System fully activated.

180. Wow, this robot's kinda creepy.

181. And built solid. One hundred percent indestructible.

182. The T-3000 will not stop until every stray cat, dog

183. and every other offending pet is behind bars.

184. And I'm the only one who can stop him.

185. Estimated time before mission completed: four hours, 32 minutes, 13 seconds.

186. I'll be back!

187. - Sarah O'Connor? - Yes?

188. Toto's yearly vaccination is two days overdue.

189. Oh, I was going to take him to the vet, but—

190. I came down with a nasty cold and—

191. Have a nice day.

192. Scanning mode initiated, gathering data.

193. Matching data. Proceed with next two targets.

194. Huh?

195. Ah, this better be good.

196. Harry, what's going on?

197. The dog catcher coming this way.

198. These two clowns? But they couldn't even catch a fly.

199. Haven't you heard?

200. They were fired and replaced by this big psycho robot.

201. He's already caught three stray buddies of mine.

202. I have no ID tag, no microchip. Can I hide out here until the heat's off?

203. - I'm sure it's him!

204. Don't open the door!

205. A giant psycho robot? Yeah, right.

206. Oh, my!

207. Garfield. Microchip identification number 3435BT-37C22.

208. Guilty of many crimes, including shoplifting and...

209. That's definitely a big psycho robot.

210. Garfield? Who was it?

211. Just the Girl Scouts selling cookies.

212. Hey! You can't do th—

213. X-ray mode activated. Target detection underway.

214. - House scan results negative.

215. Are you sure he won't be able to see us?

216. It's metal, duh!

217. Everyone knows robots can't see through metal.

218. Initiate holographic bait sequence.

219. Come on, Odie, you're not dumb enough to fall for a stupid hologram.

220. Hologram or not, this lasagna sure looks yummy!

221. I know. I totally had it coming.

222. - Do you think we shook him off? I don't know!

223. Wow!

224. Strawberry? Vanilla? Tutti-frutti?

225. Hi, guys! This new ice cream robot is pretty cool, don't you think?

226. Go home, Nermal.

227. There's a psycho robot on the loose

228. and it's catching every pet who did something wrong.

229. Why are you telling me this? I've never done anything wrong in my life.

230. Fine. And don't say we didn't warn you!

231. Wha?

232. Nermal. Microchip ID number 6435XT-4B52.

233. Five time winner of the Cutest Cat Show.

234. Why, yes. That's me. You want my autograph or some...

235. thing!

236. But, but I didn't do anything wrong.

237. Pets not allowed on the grass.

238. You can't leave me stranded with the unwashed masses!

239. I'm too cute. Somebody help!

240. This robot is way too efficient. We'll never get our jobs back.

241. - Yeah, I'm gonna miss you, Pete. - Me too, Al.

242. Odie, we've got to help those two clowns get their jobs back.

243. Sorry, guys, we're off duty.

244. - Go find yourself another dog catcher. Meow, meow!

245. Hey, Pete? I think he's trying to tell us something.

246. I got it! He's afraid of the T-3000!

247. And he wants our help!

248. If we team up, maybe we can get rid of that annoying tin can.

249. But only the Chief can stop him. Listen up. Here's what we're gonna do.

250. I already gave at the office!

251. Oh, you've got a lot of nerve bothering me this late.

252. What is it you want?

253. We came to ask you to give us our job back.

254. That will never happen.

255. Now buzz off or I'll call the cops.

256. Target localized. Activate capture sequence.

257. Oh! Trespassing on private property.

258. I should have fired those clowns years ago.

259. What on earth do you think you're doing?

260. You are harboring two wanted pets guilty of many charges and felonies.

261. I don't have any pets.

262. You just wait...

263. No, my china vase from the Ming Dynasty.

264. My Stradivarius. My designer chairs!

265. Is that all you got, tin-head?

266. You will be terminated.

267. Oh, my!

268. Invalid launching session, error, error, error.

269. Abort, retry f-f-failed...

270. Hey, that's how I feel after a big meal.

271. My house, my lovely house.

272. Meow! Whoo.

273. No, stop!

274. I want you back on the job first thing Monday morning.

275. Fine, but we want a 50% raise.

276. Fifty percent? Are you out of your minds?

277. Oh, well, guess we'll just have to release these two savage beasts then.

278. Meow! Arrrr!

279. Fine. You've got your raise. Just get those things out of my house.

280. Hey, thanks for your help.

281. Truce is over. Next time we meet, we'll be after you.

282. Not like they could ever catch us.

283. I'm gonna miss them. I kinda liked them!

284. Garfield.

285. Microchip identification number 3435BT-37C22.

286. The usual?

287. Yes. And don't skimp on the sprinkles.

288. One day, I'll be back!