The Garfield Show 1x50

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Nermal bets Garfield he can't last an hour without eating.

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1. Huh?

2. Ta-da!

3. Ohh!

4. Mwah!

5. Huh?

6. Bowwww!

7. I hate to interrupt your dream. Well, no, I don't.

8. But how am I supposed to watch TV with you sleeping on the remote?

9. It's time for my favorite show, Are You Smarter Than Lasagna?

10. Ta-da!

11. Ohhh!

12. - I'm gonna give you a 2 on this.

13. You need to work on your poise and coordination,

14. and see what you can do about that tongue.

15. Wow.

16. Wow!

17. Hey, Odie. Why the long face?

18. I'll cheer you up. I'll throw the stick and you fetch it; how about that, boy?

19. Odie doesn't want to fetch the stick? Odie always wants to fetch the stick.

20. He's been acting like that all day.

21. I'd say it's because he finally realized how dumb he was,

22. but he's not smart enough to know that.

23. Huh?

24. Huh?

25. Ta-da!

26. Oops.

27. Ta-da!

28. Huh?

29. Ta-da!

30. Huh?

31. Ohh!

32. Hey, Ode! I found this water pistol!

33. Didn't he realize it's filled with strawberry lemonade?

34. Mmm! Mmm!

35. It needs more sugar.

36. Hey, Odie, I've got a little treat for you.

37. Huh?

38. Here's a yummy bone for my little dog.

39. He doesn't wanna fetch. He doesn't want a bone.

40. Maybe I should take him for a check-up.

41. Ohh!

42. - Blecch!

43. Odie? - Huh?

44. Odie, wake up!

45. Hey, pupster. Open those doggie eyes of yours.

46. - Whoa, take it easy.

47. You were thrashing around. I thought you were having a bad dream.

48. Huh-uh.

49. - You were dreaming a good dream? - Uh-huh.

50. - About food? - Huh-uh.

51. Are there any other things worth dreaming about?

52. Oh, okay, what was it?

53. Ta-da!

54. Ta-da!

55. You were dreaming about being a great superhero

56. and saving people in distress?

57. Yeah!

58. - Especially cute ladies in distress? - Yeah!

59. Well, personally, I prefer dreaming about food.

60. I think I'll dream up some moo goo gai pan.

61. Odie, is it okay if I tell you something?

62. You won't take it the wrong way?

63. - Okay. - Good.

64. Dogs don't fly, you got that? Dogs do not fly!

65. Stop it with these daydreams.

66. If you wanted to fly, you should have had yourself born as a bird.

67. Forget the nap.

68. I'm going to Vito's for the free pizza he doesn't know he's giving out today.

69. Hey, you can't come this way, cat. We're pouring asphalt and repaving here.

70. Go to the next block.

71. The next block?

72. Doesn't that man know the shortest route between me and pizza is a straight line?

73. I'll just walk on the other side of the street.

74. I don't know what it is with that dog. He just does one dumb thing after another.

75. Huh?

76. Then again, he never got his feet stuck in freshly poured asphalt.

77. Ahem! Excuse me. I have a little problem here.

78. Make that a big problem.

79. Help! Somebody help!

80. Help!

81. Help!

82. Help and double help!

83. I'm gonna be flatter than Jon's last soufflé.

84. Help!

85. So what do you think, Sam? You wanna go bowling after work?

86. Stop! Help and stop!

87. Stop, stop, help!

88. Sam, would you speak up? Some cat is howling out here or something.

89. Huh?

90. Help!

91. Ta-da!

92. Dogs don't fly! You got that? Stop it with these daydreams.

93. Huh?

94. Thanks for trying to save me,

95. but now two of us are about to become animal pancakes.

96. Whoa!

97. Ta-da! Yaaaaa!

98. Ohh!

99. Whoa!

100. Goodbye, whoever you are.

101. My hero!

102. Wow! Did you see that?

103. The flying dog saved them from the steamroller!

104. You're nuts. Dogs can't fly.

105. - That one did. Just like a superhero. Huh?

106. My hero!

107. Mwah!

108. - Bow-wow!

109. Come now!

110. Did you see? I mean, I... I though that... and then...

111. Oh, never mind.

112. Yaaaaaa!

113. - Hey, Odie? - Hmm?

114. I had the strangest dream.

115. I dreamed earlier today that you were flying.

116. You were flying and you rescued me and a cute girl dog, like a superhero.

117. - Silly dream, huh? - Mm-hmm.

118. Well, I guess as long as it was a dream, I can go back to sleep.

119. Good night, Odie.

120. Ta-da!

121. Yum, yum, yum.

122. Garfield, do you ever stop eating?

123. Sure, when I sleep and when I take naps.

124. See, that's exactly my point.

125. When it comes to food, you lack willpower of any kind.

126. That's baloney. I could lay off the food anytime I want.

127. If I really wanted to, I could do it.

128. Yeah, right.

129. Wanna bet?

130. Sure.

131. I bet that you can't go one whole hour without eating anything.

132. If you lose, you'll be my personal slave for a whole week.

133. And what's in it for me if I win?

134. How about I stay away from your house for an entire month?

135. Now you're talking!

136. It's eleven o'clock. The bet will end at 12:00.

137. Good luck.

138. It's only an hour.

139. We're just talking 60 minutes, 3,600 seconds.

140. It'll be over in no time.

141. This clock can't be right. The hands aren't even moving.

142. Congratulations, Garfield.

143. You've just made it through the first minute.

144. One minute? That's all?

145. But it feels like it's been an hour already.

146. In fact, it feels like it's been three hours and 47 minutes.

147. - You're not giving up, are you? - Heck no.

148. As a matter of fact, I'm not even one bit hungry.

149. If you say so. See you later!

150. Aww! Fifty-nine more minutes!

151. This is harder than I thought.

152. I've gotta find ways to keep my mind off my stomach.

153. I know! I'll watch TV for an hour.

154. TV is always a good way to waste your time, I mean use your time.

155. I'm making chocolate milkshakes.

156. This has never been so easy

157. thanks to our new turbo-powered chocolate-making machine.

158. Ohh!

159. Rick, did you find it?

160. Yes, bacon and cheddar, your favorite.

161. Ohh!

162. Oh, my.

163. No!

164. Don't miss the new all-you-can-eat pizza buffet at Vito's.

165. It's the best pizza on the planet!

166. Let Vito show you how pizza should be made!

167. Huh? Garfield? What on earth are you doing?

168. Uh, oh...

169. There was this unsightly blotch on the screen

170. and it wouldn't go away so I thought, "I'll clean it."

171. Oh, look! There on the carpet.

172. Yaaaaaa!

173. It'll definitely take more than a kernel of popcorn

174. to turn me into your personal slave, Nermal.

175. Oh, look at the time!

176. Only 55 more minutes of not eating to go.

177. Fifty-five more minutes?

178. This is the longest hour of my whole life.

179. I must find something to do that doesn't involve eating.

180. Of course, I'll take a nap for the remaining 55 minutes.

181. I'm sure Nermal didn't see that coming.

182. And when I wake up from my little nappypoo,

183. I'll be rid of him for 31 days in a row.

184. That's something to really look forward to.

185. Hey, Garfield. Lunch is ready.

186. Huh? Yes, Master.

187. Could you just give me a minute?

188. - Huh?

189. Okay, I'm feeling much better now. Really.

190. Here you go, Odie. That one's for you, Nermal.

191. And the big one's for...

192. Garfield? Triple cheese lasagna!

193. Thanks for rubbing the salt in my wound.

194. Are you sure you don't want any?

195. No.

196. Fine. Who wants a second helping?

197. Meow.

198. Mmm, mmm, mmm!

199. Garfield.

200. Meow!

201. Oh, no, stop!

202. This really hurts. I can't take this any longer.

203. This hour will never end! This hour will never end!

204. Hey, come back here and bring some mustard.

205. Oww! Oww!

206. Ahh!

207. Hello, my little cupcake.

208. Garfield, you look weird. Is everything all right?

209. - Shh! Do you hear it too? - Hear what?

210. Garfield, come to me.

211. Come to me, Garfield. I know you want what's inside of me.

212. Oh, my.

213. Open me.

214. Eat us, Garfield. Eat us.

215. Garfield? We miss you.

216. Don't you love us anymore?

217. Can't. Can't give up now.

218. Must resist.

219. Eat us! Eat us!

220. You'll feel better!

221. - Stop. - Eat us.

222. Eat us.

223. You'll feel better.

224. Eat. Eat.

225. Eat. Eat.

226. - Eat. - Eat.

227. Eat.

228. Oh, no, stop!

229. - Huh?

230. I made it! I made it! I won!

231. I won the bet thanks to my amazing willpower! Yippee!

232. Well, congratulations. You win.

233. I'll keep my part of the bet.

234. I won't set one foot in this house for a whole month.

235. Food's never tasted so good.

236. Oh!

237. Oh!

238. - Hmm. I don't feel so hot all of a sudden.

239. Ohh!

240. His temperature is normal.

241. I think it's just a mild case of indigestion.

242. Oh, no, I'm fine. Really.

243. Do you think I can have one of those cookie thingies now?

244. I don't think so, Garfield.

245. Don't give him any solid food for the next 24 hours,

246. to be on the safe side.

247. Twenty-four hours?

248. You've gotta be kidding? I barely made it through one.

249. Pity I have to respect our bet and stay out of this house for one whole month.

250. You could have helped me with this enormous,

251. chocolaty, yummy ice cream.

252. Chocolate!