1. So you think you can rob a bank
and get away with it?Copy !req
2. When will you criminals learnCopy !req
3. that you are no match
for Ultra Powerful Guy?Copy !req
4. Whoaaaaa!Copy !req
5. Once again, I have saved the day
and brought justice to the world.Copy !req
6. Boy, Ultra Powerful Guy
sure has a high opinion of himself.Copy !req
7. Garfield, could I have a potato chip?Copy !req
8. No.Copy !req
9. But I guess if you are perfect
and admired, it's hard to be humble.Copy !req
10. Here. Have a potato chip.Copy !req
11. Thanks, Garfield.Copy !req
12. Ohh!Copy !req
13. Hey, I don't need your snacks.
I'm so cute, I can get it on my own.Copy !req
14. This I gotta see.Copy !req
15. Meow.Copy !req
16. Are my eyes deceiving me
or is that the cutest kitty I ever saw?Copy !req
17. He's so adorable.Copy !req
18. Here, let's give him
an entire pepperoni pizzaCopy !req
19. with mushrooms and Canadian bacon.Copy !req
20. Sorry, Garf.Copy !req
21. I don't have a slice to share.Copy !req
22. If Ultra Powerful Guy came by,
I bet you'd have a slice for him.Copy !req
23. Idea happening.Copy !req
24. Where's that long underwear of Jon's?Copy !req
25. Now, I'm gonna need a towel
and some boots.Copy !req
26. Didn't know I was this handy, did you?Copy !req
27. Here you go, boy. A nice dish of sardines.Copy !req
28. Beware, evildoers.Copy !req
29. You thought you could get away
with your evildoing,Copy !req
30. but you failed to reckon
with the awesome might of...Copy !req
31. Ultra Powerful Guy.Copy !req
32. Wow!Copy !req
33. Citizen, have you seen
any evildoers around here?Copy !req
34. Huh-uh.Copy !req
35. I'm searching
for the villainous Doctor Drastic.Copy !req
36. He's a master of disguise
and I have reason to believeCopy !req
37. he's currently made himself look
like this.Copy !req
38. But don't be afraid.Copy !req
39. He's only dangerous when he spreads around
his disastrous Omega 3 explosive devicesCopy !req
40. which he makes to look like harmless
but delicious sardines.Copy !req
41. Great Scott! That diabolical villain.Copy !req
42. Fear not, citizen.
Ultra Powerful Guy is on the job.Copy !req
43. I shall dispose of these dangerous items.Copy !req
44. Up... up and away!Copy !req
45. Hi, boy. How were those sardines?Copy !req
46. - Odie, what's wrong? Odie, stop!Copy !req
47. - It's me, Jon! Jon!Copy !req
48. Mmmm!Copy !req
49. Oh, gosh, wish I had a napkin. Oh, wait.Copy !req
50. I always wondered
why superheroes needed capes.Copy !req
51. Now I know.Copy !req
52. I wonder if there are any cat shows
I could enter today and, of course, win.Copy !req
53. Let's see.
Calculators, caterers, caterpillars...Copy !req
54. Here we go. Cat shows.Copy !req
55. It's two o'clock.
I'll win it and be home by 3:00.Copy !req
56. Hey. Hey, it's stuck!Copy !req
57. Hey, I'm trapped in this phone booth.Copy !req
58. Help, I'm stuck in this phone booth! Help!Copy !req
59. This looks like a job
for Ultra Powerful Guy.Copy !req
60. Here I come to save the day!Copy !req
61. - Ouch!
- You saved me. Who are you?Copy !req
62. Don't you recognize me?Copy !req
63. I thought everyone knew
Ultra Powerful Guy!Copy !req
64. Wha?Copy !req
65. I fly, I leap over tall buildings
in a single bound.Copy !req
66. I eat, which reminds me.Copy !req
67. All this super-heroing stuff
has made me work up an appetite.Copy !req
68. Could you show your appreciation by...Copy !req
69. Sure.Copy !req
70. It's the least I can do
for Ultra Powerful Guy.Copy !req
71. Meow.Copy !req
72. Meow.Copy !req
73. What a cute cat.Copy !req
74. Here, take this plate
of spaghetti and meatballs.Copy !req
75. Here you go, UPG.
- Thanks.Copy !req
76. - Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here.Copy !req
77. - Oh, sorry. See ya later, superhero.Copy !req
78. - Now that's how you eat spaghetti, kids.Copy !req
79. None of this "twirling on a fork" jazz.Copy !req
80. You know what kind of dessert
goes after spaghetti?Copy !req
81. Any kind of dessert.Copy !req
82. My, what an incredibly cute cat.Copy !req
83. Say, incredibly cute cat,
have you seen two men around here?Copy !req
84. They're wanted criminals.Copy !req
85. Sorry. Haven't seen anyone.Copy !req
86. This is great.Copy !req
87. I'll rescue Nermal again
and have his cute magic reward meCopy !req
88. with a couple of pies.Copy !req
89. Here we go.Copy !req
90. Hey, slow down!Copy !req
91. I have to get to him before you.Copy !req
92. - Citizen! Look out!Copy !req
93. Ohh!Copy !req
94. I'll protect you
from that runaway dumpster!Copy !req
95. Whoaaaa! Ouch!Copy !req
96. Whoo! Stop this thing!Copy !req
97. Help!Copy !req
98. I'm telling you, Joe,
this is the time to rob that bank.Copy !req
99. And I'm tellin' you, Moe,
not with Ultra Powerful Guy around.Copy !req
100. - That guy is too, he's too...
- Ultra powerful?Copy !req
101. That's the word. He can do anything.Copy !req
102. Anything except stop
a runaway trash dumpster.Copy !req
103. Apparently.Copy !req
104. No! No! Help!Copy !req
105. Whoaaaa!Copy !req
106. That didn't look
very ultra powerful to me.Copy !req
107. Me neither.Copy !req
108. I'll bet Batman
doesn't get banana peels in his mask.Copy !req
109. - Hey, Moe, you see that?
- I see, I see.Copy !req
110. Ultra Powerful Guy without his mask.
He's a, he's a...Copy !req
111. - Cat!
- Kind of a fat one, too.Copy !req
112. Gotta hurry. I have dessert coming.Copy !req
113. Just think, we know
Ultra Powerful Guy's secret identity.Copy !req
114. And we know his weakness. He is a cat.Copy !req
115. - Let's go rob ourselves a bank.
- Let us.Copy !req
116. It's real simple.Copy !req
117. I saved your life. I get a reward.Copy !req
118. Aren't superheroes
supposed to fight for truth and justice?Copy !req
119. Yeah. We do all that stuff.Copy !req
120. But sometimes we also need pie.
Now, get on with it.Copy !req
121. Banana cream
with some chocolate sprinkles.Copy !req
122. All right.Copy !req
123. I'll put on my best "banana cream pie
with chocolate sprinkles" cuteness.Copy !req
124. Ahem. Meow.Copy !req
125. My goodness! I've never seen
a cuter cat in all my life.Copy !req
126. Here's a chocolate cream pie
with banana sprinkles.Copy !req
127. - Ha ha!
Close enough.Copy !req
128. Oooh!Copy !req
129. Wow, you're kind of a disappointment,
Ultra Powerful Guy.Copy !req
130. Not now. I have pie.Copy !req
131. Ohh!Copy !req
132. Gee! Ultra Powerful Guy
wasn't that impressive.Copy !req
133. I wish I could have seen him
do something really ultra powerful.Copy !req
134. Huh? Oh, no! A bank robbery!Copy !req
135. What do I do?Copy !req
136. I know. This looks like a job for
Ultra Powerful Guy!Copy !req
137. Hey!Copy !req
138. But I keep telling you,
I don't do bank robbers.Copy !req
139. You know what I'm good at?
Get me another pie.Copy !req
140. You're a superhero! It's your duty to foil
those nasty bank robbers.Copy !req
141. I don't suppose you guys would
stop in the name of the law?Copy !req
142. It's Ultra Powerful Guy!Copy !req
143. Ha ha! We ain't afraid
of Ultra Powerful Guy.Copy !req
144. 'Cause we know his secret
and that we can defeat him with...Copy !req
145. This.Copy !req
146. What is that?Copy !req
147. You don't know what it is?
It's a catnip mouse.Copy !req
148. Which is every cat's weakness.Copy !req
149. Doesn't do anything for me.Copy !req
150. Maybe if you had one stuffed with lasagna.Copy !req
151. - It ain't working.
- Let's get outta here with the loot.Copy !req
152. Great Scott! This looks like a job for...Copy !req
153. Ultra Powerful guy!Copy !req
154. Hey! You closed the door on my cape!Copy !req
155. Help! Ouch!Copy !req
156. Whoo! Whoaaaaa!Copy !req
157. Hey, wait, stop!Copy !req
158. Cape caught! Yoo-hoo! Whoa! Help!Copy !req
159. Yoo-hoo! Help! Mayday! Stop, please!Copy !req
160. Never once happened to Batman, trust me.Copy !req
161. Stop the car, save a cat!Copy !req
162. - End of the road for you three!
Help!Copy !req
163. Two! There are two of them!Copy !req
164. Honest, I'm just sort of a tag-along
or pull-along. I don't count.Copy !req
165. What?Copy !req
166. - Nice work, cat.Copy !req
167. If you hadn't delayed them,
I never would have caught them.Copy !req
168. That was awesome, Ultra Powerful Guy!Copy !req
169. You were just amazing and... hey.Copy !req
170. Which one of you is Ultra Powerful Guy?Copy !req
171. - I am.
- I am.Copy !req
172. Oh, come on.
Which one of you is Ultra Powerful Guy?Copy !req
173. - I am.
- I am.Copy !req
174. This is not fair; one of you is
the real Ultra Powerful Guy, which is it?Copy !req
175. - I am.
- I am.Copy !req
176. Come on, okay.Copy !req
177. Which one of you
is the real Ultra Powerful Guy?Copy !req
178. - I am.
- I am.Copy !req
179. This is impossible.Copy !req
180. Alright guys, last time,
which one of you is the real UPG, hit me.Copy !req
181. - I am.
- I am.Copy !req
182. Yaaaaaa!Copy !req
183. "Don't miss
the new Sunday buffet at Vito's.Copy !req
184. Best pizza in the whole universe!"Copy !req
185. Sounds good.Copy !req
186. What's in there?Copy !req
187. Must be that brand-new waffle machine
I ordered last weekCopy !req
188. on the shopping channel.Copy !req
189. Ohh!Copy !req
190. - Yeah, but... What?
Huh?Copy !req
191. Where's my waffle machine?
They must have mixed up orders.Copy !req
192. Now I'm officially miffed!Copy !req
193. "Telepathic helmet.Copy !req
194. World's first telepathic gadget
that allows you to readCopy !req
195. other people's minds.Copy !req
196. Batteries included, made in China,"
blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
197. Bogus, fake. Phony. Unsightly.Copy !req
198. Hey, what the—?Copy !req
199. Well, I might as well give it a try.Copy !req
200. Let's see, "Flip the power switch to 'on.'Copy !req
201. Then find someone and use the green knob
to tune into their most inner thoughts."Copy !req
202. - Huh?Copy !req
203. Maybe I need to crank up the volume a bit.Copy !req
204. Knew it! This stuff doesn't work.Copy !req
205. Just like those silly "X-ray glasses"
they sell in comic book...Copy !req
206. Need... cup... of... coffee... now.Copy !req
207. Whoa! Who would have thought
that this stupid helmet actually works?Copy !req
208. Ahh! Should have known better
than to use Odie to set the volume.Copy !req
209. That dog is totally brainless.Copy !req
210. Hiya, here's your favorite,
freshly baked morning lasagna.Copy !req
211. - Ha ha. Uh... Uh...Copy !req
212. I hope he won't notice
I cooked him some...Copy !req
213. Frozen lasagna, huh?Copy !req
214. Did you really think
you could get away with this? Please.Copy !req
215. I can explain.
The grocer was out of cheese.Copy !req
216. That cat is way too smart.Copy !req
217. Lucky he doesn't know about the
carrot cake behind the milk carton...Copy !req
218. Meow!Copy !req
219. Stop treating me like a baby.Copy !req
220. I can cross the street by myself,
I'm five years old!Copy !req
221. - Ohh!Copy !req
222. He never looks at me.Copy !req
223. I'm so in love with her.Copy !req
224. I'm the cutest cat
in the whole wide world.Copy !req
225. I'd know that thought from anywhere.Copy !req
226. Hi, Nermal.Copy !req
227. That ice cream sure looks yummy.
Do you mind if I have a lick?Copy !req
228. Actually, I would.Copy !req
229. I've been selected as one of the finalists
in the "Cutest Cat Pageant"Copy !req
230. and I don't wanna catch anyone's germs
before the final judging.Copy !req
231. Especially yours.Copy !req
232. And if Garfield doesn't notice
I'm wearing eyeliner,Copy !req
233. maybe the judges won't know either.Copy !req
234. Hey, Nermal, those contests
usually have a rule against makeup.Copy !req
235. It would be a shame if the judges
found out you were wearing eyeliner.Copy !req
236. How did you know about the eyeliner?
I didn't tell anyone!Copy !req
237. Ohh!Copy !req
238. I really doubt
we'll find it on Earth.Copy !req
239. This planet is way too primitive.Copy !req
240. We must report
to Emperor KaAl'Zone at once.Copy !req
241. Meet me in the alley.
And make sure no one follows you.Copy !req
242. Affirmative.Copy !req
243. Hmm. I have no idea what they're up to,
but I'd better keep an eye on them.Copy !req
244. Whoa!Copy !req
245. Holy manicotti.
They're aliens posing as humans.Copy !req
246. This better be good.Copy !req
247. I was only halfway through
the Sunday comics.Copy !req
248. Our lifelong quest across the galaxies
hasn't been in vain, my master.Copy !req
249. We may have found it on a small planet
they call "Earth."Copy !req
250. "Vito's restaurant,
best pizza in the whole universe."Copy !req
251. Go now and investigate further.Copy !req
252. And if, indeed,
this pizza is the best in the universe,Copy !req
253. we shall invade EarthCopy !req
254. and force Earthlings to cook
zillions of pizzas for our home planet!Copy !req
255. Yes, Your Bicephalus Highness.Copy !req
256. Wow! The fate of our planet and our pizza
is on my shoulders.Copy !req
257. I'd better go warn Vito.Copy !req
258. Who knows, maybe I can get
a free lunch out of it.Copy !req
259. Where do you think you're going, Garfield?Copy !req
260. Vito, you have to let me in.Copy !req
261. Some nasty aliens are on their way
and they're after your pizza.Copy !req
262. What's-a matter?
You can't read the new sign on the door?Copy !req
263. Okay, "All you can eat for 6.99.Copy !req
264. Does not apply to orange cats
whose names begin with 'G.'"Copy !req
265. Hardy-har-har. Very funny.Copy !req
266. Now you better excuse me,
I got some customers.Copy !req
267. Good evening, please come in.Copy !req
268. Oh, we're looking for the best pizza
in the universe.Copy !req
269. And you come to the right place.
You come this way.Copy !req
270. So what kind of pizza do you like?Copy !req
271. Oh! All of them.Copy !req
272. Whoa! You must be really hungry, no?Copy !req
273. Oh, you have no idea.Copy !req
274. - You like?
- Uh... yes.Copy !req
275. No. Everything except this!Copy !req
276. Oh, you don't like the anchovy?Copy !req
277. These things are highly toxic to our kind.Copy !req
278. I'll make a pizza without anchovies.Copy !req
279. They don't like anchovies?Copy !req
280. No, no, and no!Copy !req
281. But we haven't tried
the Hawaiian, and Vito's Special.Copy !req
282. Look, lady.Copy !req
283. I tell you for the thousandth time,
it's 20 minutes past closing time.Copy !req
284. You go now.Copy !req
285. This human is annoying me.
Can I eat him now?Copy !req
286. Don't.Copy !req
287. His pizza really is the best
in the universe.Copy !req
288. Let's report to Emperor KaAl'Zone at once.Copy !req
289. - I hate sci-fi.Copy !req
290. Aliens or no, I don't make any more pizza.Copy !req
291. Where is my pizza?Copy !req
292. Let me handle this,
my Bicephalus Highness.Copy !req
293. Greetings, Earthling!Copy !req
294. The superior and unique taste
of your pizzaCopy !req
295. is legendary across the universe.Copy !req
296. Emperor KaAl'Zone himself
has travelled across the whole galaxyCopy !req
297. just to give it a try.Copy !req
298. Really?Copy !req
299. If he likes your pizza, he'll want
to export it across the Milky Way.Copy !req
300. We're talking
major interstellar distribution here.Copy !req
301. Of course!Copy !req
302. Give me 15 minutes and I'll bake him
the best pizza in the whole universe!Copy !req
303. What are you doing here?Copy !req
304. Vito, you can't cook for them.
They want to take over the Earth.Copy !req
305. Why you try to wreck Vito's masterpiece?Copy !req
306. This is gonna be my best.Copy !req
307. Think of the free publicity
if Emperor KaAl'Zone, he liked my pizza.Copy !req
308. If only he could understand
the aliens like I do.Copy !req
309. Of course!
Why didn't I think of this earlier?Copy !req
310. Hey, what do you think you're doing?Copy !req
311. Those Earthlings are so
gullible.Copy !req
312. When are we taking over
their unsightly planet?Copy !req
313. As soon as Emperor KaAl'Zone
has tasted their pizza.Copy !req
314. - Now I see. We gotta do something!
- I second that.Copy !req
315. Anchovy. Of course.Copy !req
316. We gonna cook them a pizza
they never forget!Copy !req
317. Eccola!Copy !req
318. Yummy!Copy !req
319. Who is this?Copy !req
320. Oh, he... he is... he is my helper.Copy !req
321. Ptooey! Arggh!Copy !req
322. Treason! You tried to poison your emperor!Copy !req
323. But, Your Bicephal Highness, we...Copy !req
324. I am sending both of you
to work in my uranium minesCopy !req
325. on the dark side of Aldebaran...Copy !req
326. I'm cancelling the Earth invasion.Copy !req
327. We'll come back in a few thousand yearsCopy !req
328. to see if the Earthlings
have improved on their cooking.Copy !req
329. This is the worst pizzaCopy !req
330. in the whole universe!Copy !req
331. Okay, I guess I owe you that much.Copy !req
332. - I hope you still hungry, cat.
- Bring it on.Copy !req