The Garfield Show 1x47

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Garfield imitates a superhero so that Nermal will reward him with food, but gets caught up with the real superhero and a bank robbery.

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1. So you think you can rob a bank and get away with it?

2. When will you criminals learn

3. that you are no match for Ultra Powerful Guy?

4. Whoaaaaa!

5. Once again, I have saved the day and brought justice to the world.

6. Boy, Ultra Powerful Guy sure has a high opinion of himself.

7. Garfield, could I have a potato chip?

8. No.

9. But I guess if you are perfect and admired, it's hard to be humble.

10. Here. Have a potato chip.

11. Thanks, Garfield.

12. Ohh!

13. Hey, I don't need your snacks. I'm so cute, I can get it on my own.

14. This I gotta see.

15. Meow.

16. Are my eyes deceiving me or is that the cutest kitty I ever saw?

17. He's so adorable.

18. Here, let's give him an entire pepperoni pizza

19. with mushrooms and Canadian bacon.

20. Sorry, Garf.

21. I don't have a slice to share.

22. If Ultra Powerful Guy came by, I bet you'd have a slice for him.

23. Idea happening.

24. Where's that long underwear of Jon's?

25. Now, I'm gonna need a towel and some boots.

26. Didn't know I was this handy, did you?

27. Here you go, boy. A nice dish of sardines.

28. Beware, evildoers.

29. You thought you could get away with your evildoing,

30. but you failed to reckon with the awesome might of...

31. Ultra Powerful Guy.

32. Wow!

33. Citizen, have you seen any evildoers around here?

34. Huh-uh.

35. I'm searching for the villainous Doctor Drastic.

36. He's a master of disguise and I have reason to believe

37. he's currently made himself look like this.

38. But don't be afraid.

39. He's only dangerous when he spreads around his disastrous Omega 3 explosive devices

40. which he makes to look like harmless but delicious sardines.

41. Great Scott! That diabolical villain.

42. Fear not, citizen. Ultra Powerful Guy is on the job.

43. I shall dispose of these dangerous items.

44. Up... up and away!

45. Hi, boy. How were those sardines?

46. - Odie, what's wrong? Odie, stop!

47. - It's me, Jon! Jon!

48. Mmmm!

49. Oh, gosh, wish I had a napkin. Oh, wait.

50. I always wondered why superheroes needed capes.

51. Now I know.

52. I wonder if there are any cat shows I could enter today and, of course, win.

53. Let's see. Calculators, caterers, caterpillars...

54. Here we go. Cat shows.

55. It's two o'clock. I'll win it and be home by 3:00.

56. Hey. Hey, it's stuck!

57. Hey, I'm trapped in this phone booth.

58. Help, I'm stuck in this phone booth! Help!

59. This looks like a job for Ultra Powerful Guy.

60. Here I come to save the day!

61. - Ouch! - You saved me. Who are you?

62. Don't you recognize me?

63. I thought everyone knew Ultra Powerful Guy!

64. Wha?

65. I fly, I leap over tall buildings in a single bound.

66. I eat, which reminds me.

67. All this super-heroing stuff has made me work up an appetite.

68. Could you show your appreciation by...

69. Sure.

70. It's the least I can do for Ultra Powerful Guy.

71. Meow.

72. Meow.

73. What a cute cat.

74. Here, take this plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

75. Here you go, UPG. - Thanks.

76. - Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here.

77. - Oh, sorry. See ya later, superhero.

78. - Now that's how you eat spaghetti, kids.

79. None of this "twirling on a fork" jazz.

80. You know what kind of dessert goes after spaghetti?

81. Any kind of dessert.

82. My, what an incredibly cute cat.

83. Say, incredibly cute cat, have you seen two men around here?

84. They're wanted criminals.

85. Sorry. Haven't seen anyone.

86. This is great.

87. I'll rescue Nermal again and have his cute magic reward me

88. with a couple of pies.

89. Here we go.

90. Hey, slow down!

91. I have to get to him before you.

92. - Citizen! Look out!

93. Ohh!

94. I'll protect you from that runaway dumpster!

95. Whoaaaa! Ouch!

96. Whoo! Stop this thing!

97. Help!

98. I'm telling you, Joe, this is the time to rob that bank.

99. And I'm tellin' you, Moe, not with Ultra Powerful Guy around.

100. - That guy is too, he's too... - Ultra powerful?

101. That's the word. He can do anything.

102. Anything except stop a runaway trash dumpster.

103. Apparently.

104. No! No! Help!

105. Whoaaaa!

106. That didn't look very ultra powerful to me.

107. Me neither.

108. I'll bet Batman doesn't get banana peels in his mask.

109. - Hey, Moe, you see that? - I see, I see.

110. Ultra Powerful Guy without his mask. He's a, he's a...

111. - Cat! - Kind of a fat one, too.

112. Gotta hurry. I have dessert coming.

113. Just think, we know Ultra Powerful Guy's secret identity.

114. And we know his weakness. He is a cat.

115. - Let's go rob ourselves a bank. - Let us.

116. It's real simple.

117. I saved your life. I get a reward.

118. Aren't superheroes supposed to fight for truth and justice?

119. Yeah. We do all that stuff.

120. But sometimes we also need pie. Now, get on with it.

121. Banana cream with some chocolate sprinkles.

122. All right.

123. I'll put on my best "banana cream pie with chocolate sprinkles" cuteness.

124. Ahem. Meow.

125. My goodness! I've never seen a cuter cat in all my life.

126. Here's a chocolate cream pie with banana sprinkles.

127. - Ha ha! Close enough.

128. Oooh!

129. Wow, you're kind of a disappointment, Ultra Powerful Guy.

130. Not now. I have pie.

131. Ohh!

132. Gee! Ultra Powerful Guy wasn't that impressive.

133. I wish I could have seen him do something really ultra powerful.

134. Huh? Oh, no! A bank robbery!

135. What do I do?

136. I know. This looks like a job for Ultra Powerful Guy!

137. Hey!

138. But I keep telling you, I don't do bank robbers.

139. You know what I'm good at? Get me another pie.

140. You're a superhero! It's your duty to foil those nasty bank robbers.

141. I don't suppose you guys would stop in the name of the law?

142. It's Ultra Powerful Guy!

143. Ha ha! We ain't afraid of Ultra Powerful Guy.

144. 'Cause we know his secret and that we can defeat him with...

145. This.

146. What is that?

147. You don't know what it is? It's a catnip mouse.

148. Which is every cat's weakness.

149. Doesn't do anything for me.

150. Maybe if you had one stuffed with lasagna.

151. - It ain't working. - Let's get outta here with the loot.

152. Great Scott! This looks like a job for...

153. Ultra Powerful guy!

154. Hey! You closed the door on my cape!

155. Help! Ouch!

156. Whoo! Whoaaaaa!

157. Hey, wait, stop!

158. Cape caught! Yoo-hoo! Whoa! Help!

159. Yoo-hoo! Help! Mayday! Stop, please!

160. Never once happened to Batman, trust me.

161. Stop the car, save a cat!

162. - End of the road for you three! Help!

163. Two! There are two of them!

164. Honest, I'm just sort of a tag-along or pull-along. I don't count.

165. What?

166. - Nice work, cat.

167. If you hadn't delayed them, I never would have caught them.

168. That was awesome, Ultra Powerful Guy!

169. You were just amazing and... hey.

170. Which one of you is Ultra Powerful Guy?

171. - I am. - I am.

172. Oh, come on. Which one of you is Ultra Powerful Guy?

173. - I am. - I am.

174. This is not fair; one of you is the real Ultra Powerful Guy, which is it?

175. - I am. - I am.

176. Come on, okay.

177. Which one of you is the real Ultra Powerful Guy?

178. - I am. - I am.

179. This is impossible.

180. Alright guys, last time, which one of you is the real UPG, hit me.

181. - I am. - I am.

182. Yaaaaaa!

183. "Don't miss the new Sunday buffet at Vito's.

184. Best pizza in the whole universe!"

185. Sounds good.

186. What's in there?

187. Must be that brand-new waffle machine I ordered last week

188. on the shopping channel.

189. Ohh!

190. - Yeah, but... What? Huh?

191. Where's my waffle machine? They must have mixed up orders.

192. Now I'm officially miffed!

193. "Telepathic helmet.

194. World's first telepathic gadget that allows you to read

195. other people's minds.

196. Batteries included, made in China," blah-blah-blah.

197. Bogus, fake. Phony. Unsightly.

198. Hey, what the—?

199. Well, I might as well give it a try.

200. Let's see, "Flip the power switch to 'on.'

201. Then find someone and use the green knob to tune into their most inner thoughts."

202. - Huh?

203. Maybe I need to crank up the volume a bit.

204. Knew it! This stuff doesn't work.

205. Just like those silly "X-ray glasses" they sell in comic book...

206. Need... cup... of... coffee... now.

207. Whoa! Who would have thought that this stupid helmet actually works?

208. Ahh! Should have known better than to use Odie to set the volume.

209. That dog is totally brainless.

210. Hiya, here's your favorite, freshly baked morning lasagna.

211. - Ha ha. Uh... Uh...

212. I hope he won't notice I cooked him some...

213. Frozen lasagna, huh?

214. Did you really think you could get away with this? Please.

215. I can explain. The grocer was out of cheese.

216. That cat is way too smart.

217. Lucky he doesn't know about the carrot cake behind the milk carton...

218. Meow!

219. Stop treating me like a baby.

220. I can cross the street by myself, I'm five years old!

221. - Ohh!

222. He never looks at me.

223. I'm so in love with her.

224. I'm the cutest cat in the whole wide world.

225. I'd know that thought from anywhere.

226. Hi, Nermal.

227. That ice cream sure looks yummy. Do you mind if I have a lick?

228. Actually, I would.

229. I've been selected as one of the finalists in the "Cutest Cat Pageant"

230. and I don't wanna catch anyone's germs before the final judging.

231. Especially yours.

232. And if Garfield doesn't notice I'm wearing eyeliner,

233. maybe the judges won't know either.

234. Hey, Nermal, those contests usually have a rule against makeup.

235. It would be a shame if the judges found out you were wearing eyeliner.

236. How did you know about the eyeliner? I didn't tell anyone!

237. Ohh!

238. I really doubt we'll find it on Earth.

239. This planet is way too primitive.

240. We must report to Emperor KaAl'Zone at once.

241. Meet me in the alley. And make sure no one follows you.

242. Affirmative.

243. Hmm. I have no idea what they're up to, but I'd better keep an eye on them.

244. Whoa!

245. Holy manicotti. They're aliens posing as humans.

246. This better be good.

247. I was only halfway through the Sunday comics.

248. Our lifelong quest across the galaxies hasn't been in vain, my master.

249. We may have found it on a small planet they call "Earth."

250. "Vito's restaurant, best pizza in the whole universe."

251. Go now and investigate further.

252. And if, indeed, this pizza is the best in the universe,

253. we shall invade Earth

254. and force Earthlings to cook zillions of pizzas for our home planet!

255. Yes, Your Bicephalus Highness.

256. Wow! The fate of our planet and our pizza is on my shoulders.

257. I'd better go warn Vito.

258. Who knows, maybe I can get a free lunch out of it.

259. Where do you think you're going, Garfield?

260. Vito, you have to let me in.

261. Some nasty aliens are on their way and they're after your pizza.

262. What's-a matter? You can't read the new sign on the door?

263. Okay, "All you can eat for 6.99.

264. Does not apply to orange cats whose names begin with 'G.'"

265. Hardy-har-har. Very funny.

266. Now you better excuse me, I got some customers.

267. Good evening, please come in.

268. Oh, we're looking for the best pizza in the universe.

269. And you come to the right place. You come this way.

270. So what kind of pizza do you like?

271. Oh! All of them.

272. Whoa! You must be really hungry, no?

273. Oh, you have no idea.

274. - You like? - Uh... yes.

275. No. Everything except this!

276. Oh, you don't like the anchovy?

277. These things are highly toxic to our kind.

278. I'll make a pizza without anchovies.

279. They don't like anchovies?

280. No, no, and no!

281. But we haven't tried the Hawaiian, and Vito's Special.

282. Look, lady.

283. I tell you for the thousandth time, it's 20 minutes past closing time.

284. You go now.

285. This human is annoying me. Can I eat him now?

286. Don't.

287. His pizza really is the best in the universe.

288. Let's report to Emperor KaAl'Zone at once.

289. - I hate sci-fi.

290. Aliens or no, I don't make any more pizza.

291. Where is my pizza?

292. Let me handle this, my Bicephalus Highness.

293. Greetings, Earthling!

294. The superior and unique taste of your pizza

295. is legendary across the universe.

296. Emperor KaAl'Zone himself has travelled across the whole galaxy

297. just to give it a try.

298. Really?

299. If he likes your pizza, he'll want to export it across the Milky Way.

300. We're talking major interstellar distribution here.

301. Of course!

302. Give me 15 minutes and I'll bake him the best pizza in the whole universe!

303. What are you doing here?

304. Vito, you can't cook for them. They want to take over the Earth.

305. Why you try to wreck Vito's masterpiece?

306. This is gonna be my best.

307. Think of the free publicity if Emperor KaAl'Zone, he liked my pizza.

308. If only he could understand the aliens like I do.

309. Of course! Why didn't I think of this earlier?

310. Hey, what do you think you're doing?

311. Those Earthlings are so gullible.

312. When are we taking over their unsightly planet?

313. As soon as Emperor KaAl'Zone has tasted their pizza.

314. - Now I see. We gotta do something! - I second that.

315. Anchovy. Of course.

316. We gonna cook them a pizza they never forget!

317. Eccola!

318. Yummy!

319. Who is this?

320. Oh, he... he is... he is my helper.

321. Ptooey! Arggh!

322. Treason! You tried to poison your emperor!

323. But, Your Bicephal Highness, we...

324. I am sending both of you to work in my uranium mines

325. on the dark side of Aldebaran...

326. I'm cancelling the Earth invasion.

327. We'll come back in a few thousand years

328. to see if the Earthlings have improved on their cooking.

329. This is the worst pizza

330. in the whole universe!

331. Okay, I guess I owe you that much.

332. - I hope you still hungry, cat. - Bring it on.