1. Can't sleep, either?
Don't worry. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
2. Huh? Garfield, I'm trying to clean.Copy !req
3. Jon, I'm trying to sleep.Copy !req
4. I'll vacuum later.
Right now, I'll do the laundry.Copy !req
5. Oh!Copy !req
6. Ahh...Copy !req
7. I can't think of anything more annoying
than the sound of a vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
8. Hiya, Garfield!Copy !req
9. Just thought of something.Copy !req
10. They're doing spring cleaning where I live
so I thought I'd spend the day with you.Copy !req
11. Are you glad to see me?Copy !req
12. Nermal, I'm so glad to see you,
I'm going to roll out the red carpet.Copy !req
13. Roll out the red carpet? Really? For me?Copy !req
14. - Wha...?Copy !req
15. Garfield, is this how someone rolls out
the red carpet to welcome someone?Copy !req
16. No, it's how we roll out the red carpet
to get rid of someone.Copy !req
17. - Hasta la vista, baby.
Help!Copy !req
18. - I thought he'd never stop.Copy !req
19. Better do Garfield's blanket
while I'm at it.Copy !req
20. Pooky, you stay here.Copy !req
21. I wonder what kind of bleach
is good for lasagna stains.Copy !req
22. - Whoa!Copy !req
23. Huh?Copy !req
24. Oooh!Copy !req
25. That wasn't very nice, Garfield.Copy !req
26. That was kind of the idea, Nermal.Copy !req
27. You don't make a guy feel very welcome.Copy !req
28. You should have a place
in your home for guests like me.Copy !req
29. We do.Copy !req
30. - The perfect place.Copy !req
31. You know, Garfield,Copy !req
32. I'm beginning to get the idea
I'm not wanted around here.Copy !req
33. Really? I can't imagine why.Copy !req
34. He'll be sorry. One of these days,
Garfield is gonna be nice to me.Copy !req
35. Wha...?Copy !req
36. And I think today is the day!Copy !req
37. Time for my "pre-afternoon nap" nap.Copy !req
38. This is the nap I take to warm up
for my afternoon nap.Copy !req
39. I just washed the blanket
in your bed, Garfield.Copy !req
40. But now it doesn't
smell like lasagna.Copy !req
41. Oh, well.
Guess I'll just have to spill some more.Copy !req
42. Hey, something is missing.Copy !req
43. No, someone is missing. Pooky!Copy !req
44. Pooky? Pooky?Copy !req
45. Oh, Pooky?Copy !req
46. Oh, well. He'll turn up.Copy !req
47. It's not like I can't live without him
for two minutes.Copy !req
48. Yes, it is! Pooky! Pooky, where are you?Copy !req
49. Pooky, are you in here?Copy !req
50. Pooky, are you in here?Copy !req
51. Pooky? Oh, Pooky!Copy !req
52. Pooky, are you in here?Copy !req
53. So that's what happened
to my corned beef sandwich!Copy !req
54. I've been at it since 6 a.m.
but my spring cleaning is done, Liz.Copy !req
55. The house is absolutely spotless and I'm—Copy !req
56. Wow!
Oh, Pooky?Copy !req
57. - What? But I just...Copy !req
58. I'll call you back, Liz.Copy !req
59. Pooky! Come out,
wherever you are.Copy !req
60. Where is he, Arbuckle? Fess up!Copy !req
61. What could you be looking for so...?Copy !req
62. Oh, I know. It's Pooky. Ohh!Copy !req
63. Meow!Copy !req
64. Hand him over, Arbuckle,
if you know what's good for you.Copy !req
65. I took Pooky out of your bed
to wash the blanket,Copy !req
66. and I put Pooky here on the...Copy !req
67. Huh? That's funny. I put him right there.Copy !req
68. I'm waiting.Copy !req
69. You know what must have happened?Copy !req
70. I must have accidentally knocked him
in the cardboard.Copy !req
71. You cad!Copy !req
72. I don't see him anywhere in here.Copy !req
73. But then I emptied this
into the trash cans outside.Copy !req
74. Don't worry, Pooky!
I'm coming to save you!Copy !req
75. - Pooky? Where are you, Pooky?Copy !req
76. There's no Pooky in here.Copy !req
77. Garfield, I'm sorry
if I accidentally threw Pooky out,Copy !req
78. but there's nothing I can do about it now.Copy !req
79. I can't believe I'll never see
my little Pooky again.Copy !req
80. I'll never see his smiling face,
never hear his friendly voice.Copy !req
81. Okay, so he doesn't say much
but he was my pal.Copy !req
82. Who could do such a thing?Copy !req
83. Who could be so thoroughly rotten
as to take my beloved Pooky?Copy !req
84. - You didn't.Copy !req
85. I did.Copy !req
86. Found him in the trash,
right where you dumped me.Copy !req
87. This calls for diplomacy.Copy !req
88. It calls for intelligent,
reasoned approach.Copy !req
89. Give me back Pooky
or I'll mail you to Abu DhabiCopy !req
90. in a box marked
"Please bend, fold and mutilate"!Copy !req
91. You lay one paw on me, Garfield,
and you'll never see Pooky again!Copy !req
92. You can have him back on one condition!
You have to be nice to me.Copy !req
93. Ooooh!Copy !req
94. - How nice?
- Real nice.Copy !req
95. You wouldn't settle for almost nice?Copy !req
96. Be real nice to me the rest of the day
and I'll show you where I hid Pooky.Copy !req
97. Growl. Look of disgust.Copy !req
98. You win. Real nice.Copy !req
99. Alright!Copy !req
100. Being nice to Nermal, it's so unnatural.Copy !req
101. I need a cookie, or two, or 37.Copy !req
102. Bloodhound!Copy !req
103. Put that nose of yours to some use
and track down whoever it isCopy !req
104. who took all the cookies...Copy !req
105. - It wasn't me.Copy !req
106. Right!Copy !req
107. Huh?Copy !req
108. What am I going to do?Copy !req
109. Nermal in my bed
with his stomach full of my cookies?Copy !req
110. I'll tell you what I'm going to do.Copy !req
111. Garfield, please don't shoot me
into outer space!Copy !req
112. Too good for him.Copy !req
113. Garfield, please don't let
the sharks eat me!Copy !req
114. No, too kind.
Plus, it would make the sharks sick.Copy !req
115. Let me think...Copy !req
116. Garfield, please don't make me
watch televised golf games.Copy !req
117. Yes!Copy !req
118. You're not being nice to me!
You'll never see Pooky again.Copy !req
119. Pooky...Copy !req
120. I'll tell you what I'm going to do
to Nermal, Odie: absolutely nothing.Copy !req
121. Huh? Aww!Copy !req
122. You know, Garfield,
as impossible as it may seem,Copy !req
123. I think I'm getting cuter.
Don't you agree?Copy !req
124. Yes, Nermal.Copy !req
125. I truly am the cutest kitty cat
in the whole world, don't you agree?Copy !req
126. Yes, Nermal.Copy !req
127. No, I want to hear you say it.Copy !req
128. Say, "Yes, Nermal. You're the cutest
kitty cat in the whole world."Copy !req
129. Yes, Nermal, you're the cutest...Copy !req
130. Excuse me for just one minute.Copy !req
131. Yes, Nermal, you are indeed
the cutest kitty cat in the whole country.Copy !req
132. - World.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
133. - World.
- World. Whatever.Copy !req
134. Thanks, Garfield.Copy !req
135. Hey, Jon's serving lasagna
after he finishes re-cleaning the house.Copy !req
136. I think it would be nice
if you let me have all of yours.Copy !req
137. Meow!Copy !req
138. That's it! I can't take any more of this.Copy !req
139. I didn't want to do it.
Not even to Nermal, but I have to.Copy !req
140. You're what?
- I'm sending an e-mail.Copy !req
141. I'm inviting Jon's cousins,
Drusilla and Minerva, to come visit.Copy !req
142. Oh, no!Copy !req
143. Now, who could that be?
I just finished cleaning the house again.Copy !req
144. Drusilla! Minerva!Copy !req
145. Hi, Cousin Jon! We came to visit!Copy !req
146. Oh, look! There's a cute kitty!Copy !req
147. Hello, little kitty cat.Copy !req
148. - He's so cute! Very cute!
- He is!Copy !req
149. Isn't he the cutest kitty
you've ever seen?Copy !req
150. - Absolutely!
- Absolutely!Copy !req
151. - But he could be even cuter!
- Lucky we brought our makeup kits!Copy !req
152. Let me out of here!Copy !req
153. Come back, cute kitty! Come back!Copy !req
154. Garfield, you've got to save me from them!Copy !req
155. Sorry, cute one, but you're on your own.Copy !req
156. But you promised to be nice to me.Copy !req
157. I'm being nice to you. They're the ones
who aren't being nice to you.Copy !req
158. There's the kitty!Copy !req
159. He needs a shampoo,
and a rinse, and eyeliner.Copy !req
160. Clean his ears!Copy !req
161. Wash his fur!Copy !req
162. Curl his tail!Copy !req
163. Let's add perfume!Copy !req
164. Garfield, please!Copy !req
165. Gee, I'd help you, Nermal,Copy !req
166. but I haven't been myself
since Pooky disappeared.Copy !req
167. He's in the hollow tree
in the backyard!Copy !req
168. And we could dye him...
Turquoise!Copy !req
169. There you are, my friend.Copy !req
170. I'll help Nermal after Pooky
and I get reacquainted.Copy !req
171. Don't bother.Copy !req
172. Well, Odie.Copy !req
173. I got Pooky back and I never have
to be nice to Nermal again.Copy !req
174. Everything worked out fine.Copy !req
175. There's another cute kitty!Copy !req
176. No! Let me go!
We'll style his whiskers...Copy !req
177. We'll give him a facial!Copy !req
178. We'll curl his fur!
How about his tail?Copy !req
179. No! Help!
Please, Pooky, save me!Copy !req
180. And when those two hounds
had me cornered in that alleyway,Copy !req
181. I pounced on a garbage bin,
climbed over a fence and fa-woosh!Copy !req
182. Made my way out across the rooftops!Copy !req
183. Wow, Harry, you are so brave!Copy !req
184. Yeah, that's nothing compared
to what happened to me last week when I...Copy !req
185. Oh, Garfield.Copy !req
186. - What's so funny?
- Uh, Nothing.Copy !req
187. Garfield, it's just that you've always
been such a domestic pet...Copy !req
188. When was the last time
you did anything remotely cat-like?Copy !req
189. Only yesterday, I watched TV all afternoonCopy !req
190. and then had a full tray of lasagna...Copy !req
191. See, Garfield, that stuff
doesn't really qualify as cat-like.Copy !req
192. And you know all of this because...?Copy !req
193. "Get in Touch with Your Inner Cat."Copy !req
194. It sounds like a lot of baloney to me,
which reminds me, I'm hungry.Copy !req
195. Let's see.Copy !req
196. "Chapter One. Cats hunt mice threatening
the safety of their household."Copy !req
197. Hiya, Garfield. What's up?Copy !req
198. Hiya, Squeak. I'm good.Copy !req
199. Wow, that was pretty good.
You almost had me.Copy !req
200. Harry and Arlene are right.Copy !req
201. I'm so out of touch
with my natural instinct.Copy !req
202. I've gotta do something about it.Copy !req
203. "Chapter Two. Cats climb trees."Copy !req
204. What if I get stuck up there
and can't get down?Copy !req
205. Not like it would be the first time.Copy !req
206. Come on, Garfield. Act like a cat!Copy !req
207. Hey, leave me alone.Copy !req
208. Aaah...Copy !req
209. - Ouch! Hey!Copy !req
210. "Get in touch with your inner cat," huh?Copy !req
211. Next time, I'll stick to mauling the sofa!Copy !req
212. There's really no need
to go all panicky over this.Copy !req
213. It's only a matter of minutes
before someone rescues me.Copy !req
214. Help! Please, somebody save me! Help!Copy !req
215. - Please, save me! Help!Copy !req
216. Help!Copy !req
217. If Jon can't hear me,
I know someone who will!Copy !req
218. Yes!Copy !req
219. I'm happy to see you too, Odie.
Now be a good dog and go fetch Jon!Copy !req
220. That's not Jon. That's his slippers!Copy !req
221. I want you to go fetch Jon!Copy !req
222. - No!Copy !req
223. - No, no, no!
Huh?Copy !req
224. If that dog was any dumber, he'd have to
stand on a chair to raise his IQ.Copy !req
225. Just go away, Odie. You're useless.Copy !req
226. You? Climbing up a tree?
Not in a million years.Copy !req
227. Ta-da!Copy !req
228. Ta-da!Copy !req
229. Great. Now we're both stuck up
in this stupid tree.Copy !req
230. - Hi, guys.Copy !req
231. Of all the trees in all the world,
you had to pick mine.Copy !req
232. - Uh, do you guys know how to get down?
- Let's see...Copy !req
233. "Cats have the natural tendency
to always land gracefully on their feet."Copy !req
234. How about you jump off? We'll watch.Copy !req
235. What if no one finds us, what if we're
here for weeks deprived of food and water?Copy !req
236. Gee, Nermal, why do you always have to be
such a wiener head?Copy !req
237. - Hiya, guys! What gives?
- Huh?Copy !req
238. Oh, we're just...Copy !req
239. - enjoying the breathtaking scenery!Copy !req
240. Oh, I see. I was under the impression
you might be, you know,Copy !req
241. stuck up there.Copy !req
242. Yes, right. Stuck in a tree?
Why, I say...Copy !req
243. And what could possibly
make you think that I,Copy !req
244. a perfectly normal feline,
could get stuck in a tree?Copy !req
245. Well, I don't know, if you say so.
Enjoy the scenery!Copy !req
246. Why did you lie to him, Garfield?
He could have helped us!Copy !req
247. To salvage my eroded reputation, Nermal.
And yours too.Copy !req
248. - Help! Over here! Help!
- Help! Over here! Help me!Copy !req
249. Huh?Copy !req
250. I need to buy myself a new pair.
Way too much static.Copy !req
251. Over here! Help!Copy !req
252. Garfield? Nermal? Odie?Copy !req
253. You're up in a tree!Copy !req
254. And the grass is green, Captain Obvious.Copy !req
255. How on earth did the three of you
get stuck up there?Copy !req
256. Oh, we're not stuck.
We're just gathering pine cones.Copy !req
257. Perhaps you'd like to join us?Copy !req
258. Come on, Garfield, don't be a scaredy-cat!
You can do this.Copy !req
259. It's easy. Look!Copy !req
260. Climb up. Climb down.Copy !req
261. Up, down. Up, down.Copy !req
262. Just go fetch that big ladder over thereCopy !req
263. and spare us the climbing tutorial,
will you?Copy !req
264. Climb up, and climb d...Copy !req
265. I'm gonna break my neck! Somebody, help!Copy !req
266. Who's the scaredy-cat now, pray tell?Copy !req
267. Mr. Mailman, sir. Over here!Copy !req
268. Mr. Arbuckle?Copy !req
269. Do you think you could pass me
that big ladder over there?Copy !req
270. Sure.Copy !req
271. Then again,
if I pretend I didn't hear you,Copy !req
272. I could carry on with my morning deliveryCopy !req
273. without any fears of getting maimed
by your mangy creatures.Copy !req
274. Did you just call me mangy?Copy !req
275. I was voted "Cutest Cat of the County"
three times in a row, buddy!Copy !req
276. - Take that, you letter-carrier, you!
- That's telling them, Nermal!Copy !req
277. Ouch, ouch! You mean little furballs!Copy !req
278. Guys, guys, stop it.Copy !req
279. Ouch! Ouch!Copy !req
280. He totally had it coming.Copy !req
281. Congratulations, guys.Copy !req
282. You've just chased away
the only help we could get.Copy !req
283. Meow?Copy !req
284. I know! We'll form a chain
and lower one of us to the groundCopy !req
285. so that he can get the ladder!
It's got to work!Copy !req
286. Who wants to volunteer?Copy !req
287. Fine. We'll draw sticks.Copy !req
288. Oh, great.Copy !req
289. I can't believe
I let them talk me into this.Copy !req
290. Garfield, you can let go now!Copy !req
291. - Oh, my...
Garfield!Copy !req
292. Help! Pull me up! Pull me up!Copy !req
293. Garfield, hang on!Copy !req
294. That's exactly what I'm doing!Copy !req
295. Odie's tongue's all slippery! Disgusting!Copy !req
296. Guys, I'm hanging on
for dear life here!Copy !req
297. Sorry, Garfield. At least we tried.Copy !req
298. Oh, but wait.
I forgot about my cell phone!Copy !req
299. I'm calling Liz at the vet clinic...
And tell her what?Copy !req
300. Please come and rescue
your boyfriend from a tree?Copy !req
301. Way too humiliating. Even for me.Copy !req
302. Oh, please! Can't you put
your male pride aside for a sec?Copy !req
303. This is an emergency situation
we've got here!Copy !req
304. Sorry, guys. I don't want Liz to realize
I'm a complete dork.Copy !req
305. But I guess I could call 911.
It's their jobs to rescue people, right?Copy !req
306. And Liz won't have to know about it!Copy !req
307. We'll be down out of this tree in no time.Copy !req
308. What are you doing
in the top of that tree?Copy !req
309. I was just trying
to rescue these guys and...Copy !req
310. And that's when I sprained my ankle! Ouch!Copy !req
311. Well, it's no Oscar-winning performance,
but maybe he'll buy it.Copy !req
312. Let me help you, sir.Copy !req
313. A fire on Broadway and Fifth?
Yup, roger that. We're on our way!Copy !req
314. - Hey! Come back! Come back!Copy !req
315. Oopsy-doopsy.Copy !req
316. Sometimes, I get a little squeamish
about heights.Copy !req
317. Really? Aren't you guys trained
for this sort of situation?Copy !req
318. I'm a fireman, not a monkey!Copy !req
319. This is getting ridiculous.Copy !req
320. At this rate, the entire neighborhood
will join us in this tree!Copy !req
321. I guess it can't get any worse, right?Copy !req
322. We made it!Copy !req
323. Oh, boy, I just can't wait to watch TV,
eat lasagna and do all non-cat things.Copy !req
324. See? It wasn't so bad, was it? I—Copy !req
325. No!Copy !req
326. Yes, right! Stuck in a tree.Copy !req