The Garfield Show 1x39

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Jon is watching a cooking show to make Odie's birthday cake when Jon accidently switched the channel, leaving Jon to mistake the directions from the horror movie as being from the cooking show. It becomes a Frankenstein-like monster cake.

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1. Ohhh!

2. Gee, I can't believe it's that time of the year again.

3. It seems like it was only yesterday I took down the Christmas decorations.

4. Actually, it was the day before yesterday.

5. Usually, he gets them down in time for Halloween.

6. No, that's not Santa being early.

7. That's my tummy rumbling from lack of food.

8. I heard, I heard, Garfield.

9. The turkey won't be ready for another couple of hours.

10. Another couple of hours.

11. I'll starve. I'll perish.

12. No, I'll starve and then I'll perish.

13. Shh!

14. Hey! Have that thing sanitized for my protection.

15. Oh, what beautiful voices you have!

16. Here, have a delicious cookie. I baked them myself.

17. Oh, we get such wonderful goodies

18. when we go door to door singing Christmas carols!

19. Shh!

20. People at the house last gave us figgy pudding.

21. Figgy pudding! I don't even know what that is but I want it!

22. Odie! It's a Christmas miracle.

23. - You can get food for singing. I can sing! - Hmm-mm.

24. I eat!

25. No, you can't come along. I don't want to share the goodies.

26. Oooh!

27. I'm coming, I'm coming!

28. It never fails.

29. Someone always shows up just when I'm trying to wash the floor.

30. Alright, you've been Christmas caroled!

31. Let me have what I deserve.

32. Maybe I should have specified food.

33. - Oh, you think that's funny, huh? Mm-hmm.

34. You're right. It is funny.

35. But watch what happens at the next house.

36. Huh?

37. Oooh! Aah! Aah! Ooh!

38. Ahem.

39. Alright. You come with me to the next house and you'll see.

40. It'll be different.

41. - Is that about it?

42. See? I told you it'd be different.

43. This one didn't use a bucket.

44. Oh, Garfield.

45. That's the worst noise I've ever heard in my life.

46. Oh! Hello, Nermal.

47. You sound like an accordion going through a Trash-masher.

48. I suppose you could do better, Nermal?

49. With one tonsil tied behind my back. Watch this.

50. Hey, Odie. Wanna sing back-up for me?

51. Another caroling cat? I hope you're better than the last one.

52. Ahem.

53. That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

54. Naturally.

55. Here. Here's a prime rib, medium rare, with garlic mashed potatoes,

56. yams, glazed carrots, dinner rolls and honey butter.

57. Oh, and for dessert, figgy pudding.

58. Figgy pudding?

59. It's like this, Garfield. You've either got it or you don't.

60. They got it alright, and I want to eat it.

61. In keeping with the holiday spirit, could I interest you fellows

62. in sharing some of that yummy food with... me?

63. - Huh? No. - No.

64. No?

65. Garfield, when have you ever shared your food with us?

66. He's got a point.

67. Wait! I can help you guys with your singing.

68. - Go ahead! Laugh all you want.

69. Doesn't bother me. I don't care.

70. Stop laughing!

71. Oh, sorry, Garf. It's just that—

72. Well, you teaching someone about... singing? Pffft!

73. Hey, I have a superb singing voice. Just listen.

74. Ahem!

75. Stop that! My singing is not that bad.

76. Okay. Maybe I could use a few lessons.

77. I tell you what, Garfield.

78. We'll let you be our vocal coach if you can hit a high C.

79. Ha! I scoff. A high C? For a singer of my talent?

80. That'll be easy. Just give me a sec to warm up here.

81. Here's the secret.

82. To hit high C, you just yank a hair out of your nose.

83. They do this all the time at the Metropolitan Opera.

84. - Not bad. That wasn't bad.

85. I'll be your vocal coach for a share of the food you collect.

86. I think ten percent is fair.

87. Ten percent?

88. I won't let you take any less. Come on.

89. I'll be your conductor at the next house.

90. Let your conductor handle this.

91. No, no, no, no, no. More like this.

92. Ohh!

93. - Nice singing there, coach. - Uh-huh.

94. It's like this, Garfield. You've either got it or you don't.

95. - Come on, Odie. On to the next house.

96. Face it, Garfield. We're adorable and you're not.

97. I gotta find a way to make myself more adorable!

98. High voices are cute. I just need to sing higher.

99. No, no, got to be a little higher.

100. Ahem!

101. I'm getting there.

102. Perfect.

103. Hmm.

104. Oh, making fun of the way I talk, are you, cat?

105. Maybe what I need is... Ahem!

106. Maybe what I need is to get some back-up singers

107. Whoa!

108. Hey, that's just great, Squeak. We're sure to get plenty of handouts.

109. Remember our deal. We get first claim on any cheese.

110. Mice!

111. Get yourself another choir, Garfield!

112. Excellent! Let me get you a little snack, maybe a couple of hams...

113. Hams? Oh, this couldn't be worse.

114. Oh, and to go with them, here's some figgy pudding.

115. It's no use. I'm a flop as a caroler.

116. Oh, what a great sound. Too bad I can't hit notes like that.

117. Wait a second. Maybe I can.

118. What?

119. Huh?

120. Garfield! Odie! Christmas dinner is ready!

121. Sorry, we're stuffed.

122. I couldn't eat another bite.

123. Garfield doesn't want to eat?

124. Must be one of those Christmas miracles you hear so much about.

125. Well, maybe a few more bites...

126. Soon, Igor, it will be time.

127. Soon the lightning will commence.

128. Soon I shall bring my creation to life.

129. Soon I shall have a tuna salad sandwich on rye with a side of slaw.

130. - Ahh!

131. Back in a second, puppo.

132. The power of the lightning

133. coursing through the body will make it happen.

134. Today's Odie's birthday.

135. Jon's making cake so we can surprise him

136. and I'm going into the kitchen to see how things are going.

137. Oh, and also because I want a tuna salad sandwich on rye

138. with a side of slaw.

139. Here's the frosting I'll need later and I have my cake decorators.

140. Now, if you're all ready, we'll start. Okay?

141. Now to make our cake yummy and fluffy, add in a whole cup of baking soda.

142. One whole cup of baking soda.

143. And three dashes of vanilla.

144. Three dashes of vanilla.

145. - Half a cup of sugar - Half a cup of— Oh, no.

146. Sugar! I forgot to bring it in from the car.

147. Garfield, quick.

148. Keep adding the ingredients like he says while I run out to the car.

149. Now, the next thing we need to add is a cup of flour.

150. Jon never makes his cakes big enough. I'll put in a whole bag.

151. And two sticks of yeast.

152. Twelve sticks of yeast.

153. Half a cup of milk.

154. All the milk.

155. I must add just a few things to my monster to bring it to life.

156. Add in a few pieces of chocolate.

157. All the chocolate we have in the house.

158. Here I come, Garfield!

159. Thanks, Garfield. I can take over.

160. Good. Cooking isn't as much fun as eating.

161. Now, let's see, where am I in this recipe?

162. - Two cups of vinegar. - Two cups of vinegar?

163. Well, he must know what he's doing.

164. Sodium carbonate and sulfur.

165. Sodium carbonate and sulfur? Where am I going to get—?

166. Oh, wait. My old chemistry set.

167. Don't be scared, pupster. It's just a monster movie.

168. Odie, I can't eat my sandwich with a dog on my face.

169. Add in the ammonium chloride.

170. Ammonium chloride. This is the oddest cake recipe.

171. And now, it is time to...

172. put the batter in a pan and place it in the oven!

173. I hope Odie likes his birthday cake.

174. And now, the power of the lightning will bring life to my creation!

175. Even now, the power of the lightning is working...

176. Calm down, Odie. It's just a storm.

177. - There's nothing to worry about.

178. Odie, you're acting like you're in that silly monster movie.

179. My creation is beginning to grow. It is coming to life.

180. Hmm?

181. Mmm!

182. I'll just have a small piece. About the size of Portugal.

183. - Uh-oh, lights are out.

184. But I can find my way to food in the dark.

185. Hey, where's the cake?

186. Did you steal Odie's birthday cake? That's my job.

187. Admit it! You took Odie's cake.

188. Well, it didn't just walk out.

189. - Huh?

190. - That's amazing! That's astonishing!

191. It is, however, an excellent size for dessert.

192. Hey, what did I ever do to you except eat a million of your relatives?

193. Stay away from me.

194. All right! You asked for it!

195. - Blehhhh!

196. Garfield!

197. Take this! And this!

198. Hey, that's a good-looking cake.

199. - Blehhh! Garfield!

200. But it's still a monster!

201. Are you eating the cake I made?

202. - Huh? - Actually, it's the other way around!

203. It's... It's... It's... It's...

204. Yeah, it's one of those.

205. We're through, Harvey.

206. I can't love a man who forgets my birthday.

207. Sheila, honey, I didn't— I mean, but, I did, but... I didn't.

208. Well, that is to say...

209. Oh, what's the use?

210. Oh, Harvey! You didn't forget my birthday.

211. You got me a cake!

212. I did? Oh, yeah, I did.

213. I don't know how this happened! I did everything the guy on the show said!

214. Then maybe he'll know what to do!

215. Not gonna make it!

216. Help!

217. Uggh!

218. And we'll be back to see how our yummy cake turned out

219. right after this commercial.

220. And we're out. Back on the air in 30 seconds.

221. Oh, Mr. Hotchkiss! How are you enjoying the show today?

222. The show's boring. Who wants to watch people cook?

223. I'm trying to make it interesting.

224. Yesterday, I made veal scaloppini. Was wonderful.

225. Veal scaloppini is boring, too.

226. That's why I'm cancelling your program.

227. Oh, please, don't cancel me, Mr. Hotchkiss, please!

228. Cooking is my life.

229. After you finish today's show, take your spatula and get out.

230. Back from commercial in ten seconds, Eddie.

231. Huh?

232. Garfield! Odie!

233. This way.

234. And now, people, let's go to the oven and see how our cake turned out.

235. - Aaaah!

236. My studio!

237. I knew I put in too much baking soda.

238. Somebody has to stop it!

239. And I'm afraid that somebody's gonna be me.

240. It won't be pretty, but I'm gonna make the supreme sacrifice.

241. I'm gonna eat it.

242. Hey, could I get about 500 gallons of ice cream to go with this?

243. Stop! I was just kidding about eating you!

244. I'm on a low-cake diet!

245. Ohh!

246. - Huh?

247. Yeow!

248. My cat!

249. - Where are they going?

250. He's climbing the TV transmission tower!

251. Oh! This is terrible!

252. This is awful!

253. This is exciting! It's just what your show needed, Eddie.

254. I'm renewing you for another season.

255. Oh, thank you!

256. Hey! Bakery boy! Look at me for a second. Hold this.

257. I'd better get off this antenna in a hurry.

258. Garfield! You did it!

259. We've seen the last of that awful monster!

260. Nope.

261. I'd say for about the next ten minutes, it's gonna be raining cupcakes.

262. Happy birthday, boy!

263. Aww!