1. - Hee-hee!Copy !req
2. Hmm. Those were tasty cookies.Copy !req
3. But I definitely could use
another snack. Or two.Copy !req
4. Problem is, I'd have to get up
and go to the kitchen.Copy !req
5. - Odie!
Huh?Copy !req
6. Fetch me something to eat.Copy !req
7. - Thanks, but no thanks.Copy !req
8. Odie, I don't eat squeaky rubber bones.Copy !req
9. Nobody does, for that matter.Copy !req
10. Except for you, of course.Copy !req
11. Hmm. Should I get up and go
to the kitchen?Copy !req
12. Tough decision.Copy !req
13. So far it's been a perfect day.Copy !req
14. Woke up at 10, had breakfast.
Took a little nap, had lunch.Copy !req
15. Watched some TV. Took a little nap.
Watched some—Copy !req
16. Oh, no! It's the end of the world
and I'm still hungry!Copy !req
17. What the—?Copy !req
18. Huh?
What?Copy !req
19. No!Copy !req
20. What was that?Copy !req
21. Did that really happen?Copy !req
22. Yeah, everything seems to be alright.Copy !req
23. Probably some kind of hallucination
due to extreme hunger.Copy !req
24. Let's grab something to eat.Copy !req
25. Yaaa!Copy !req
26. Okay, that's weird.Copy !req
27. Hi, Garfield. I came for Jon's check-up.Copy !req
28. Oh, sure, he's right over there.Copy !req
29. - What?
- I came for Jon's check-up. Remember?Copy !req
30. You called me yesterday
and asked me to come take a look at him.Copy !req
31. What is going on around here?Copy !req
32. Are you alright, Garfield? You look tense.Copy !req
33. Have you been working late
on your drawings again?Copy !req
34. Huh? My drawings? What drawings?Copy !req
35. Okay, Jon, let's take a look at you.Copy !req
36. You seem to be slightly overweight.Copy !req
37. I'll probably have to put you
on a low-calorie diet.Copy !req
38. What about dining out tonight, Garfield?Copy !req
39. There's a new Siamese restaurant downtown.
Supposed to be first class.Copy !req
40. I managed to book us a table.Copy !req
41. Restaurant? Yeah, why not?
It's a good idea.Copy !req
42. I have to get out of here!Copy !req
43. Okay. Much better. Much, much better.Copy !req
44. I'm fully awake now.
It was all a bad dream.Copy !req
45. Just a bad, bad, very weird dream.Copy !req
46. Hi, Garfield!Copy !req
47. Don't forget poker night on Friday!Copy !req
48. - Huh?
- [cat 2] Yo, Garfield, my man!Copy !req
49. Where's your trash? It's collection day.Copy !req
50. D'ohCopy !req
51. Whoa!Copy !req
52. Aaaaah!Copy !req
53. Arrivederci!Copy !req
54. I don't believe it! I don't believe it!Copy !req
55. Where am I?Copy !req
56. What is this crazy world
where cats act like humansCopy !req
57. and humans act like cats?Copy !req
58. Creepy.Copy !req
59. Maybe if I go back inside,
everything will be back to normal.Copy !req
60. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
61. I'm finished with Jon.
He is ten pounds overweight.Copy !req
62. He will need to follow a diet
of boiled rice for two weeks.Copy !req
63. Why are you staring at me like that?Copy !req
64. - Aren't you gonna answer your phone?Copy !req
65. There are days where I really
don't understand you, Garfield.Copy !req
66. - Hello? Yes. Just a second.Copy !req
67. For you! It's your publisher!Copy !req
68. Huh?Copy !req
69. Yes?Copy !req
70. I'm still waiting
for your last drawings!Copy !req
71. If they are not on my desk
tomorrow at 4:00,Copy !req
72. I'm tearing up your contract
and you can find another publisher!Copy !req
73. My contract?Copy !req
74. Does this mean I have to work
in order to survive?Copy !req
75. Yes, dear, like everyone else.Copy !req
76. Oh, you spend too much time
daydreaming, Garfield.Copy !req
77. Snap out of it. Atta-cat.Copy !req
78. - Pick me up at 8.
- Huh?Copy !req
79. Oh, yeah, the Siamese restaurant.Copy !req
80. What is this horrible world
where cats have to work?Copy !req
81. There is no pulse, Dr. Catgliari!Copy !req
82. Don't panic, nurse.
I have the...Copy !req
83. Sorry, guys.
As much as I like soap operas,Copy !req
84. I have to find out
what this crazy world is all about.Copy !req
85. Parallel universes.
Do they really exist?Copy !req
86. Or does one only find them
in science-fiction novels?Copy !req
87. Why, you...Copy !req
88. Parallel universes?Copy !req
89. Controversial physicist
Dr. Angus McLoon is here with usCopy !req
90. to answer that question.Copy !req
91. Well, Shirley, theoretically,
parallel universes could exist.Copy !req
92. They can probably be accessed
through wormholes.Copy !req
93. I have just invented a device
that can prove their existence.Copy !req
94. That's it! I'm in a parallel universe!Copy !req
95. I traveled through a wormhole
and ended up in a parallel universe!Copy !req
96. Which explains the identical Garfield
who was going the other way,Copy !req
97. probably to my universe.Copy !req
98. That's fine.Copy !req
99. But how did I end up here
in the first place?Copy !req
100. What a terrible mishap! What did I do?
What did I do? Poor Garfield.Copy !req
101. Aaaah!Copy !req
102. Hey, you're the guy I just saw on TV!Copy !req
103. G-G-Garfield! You're alive!Copy !req
104. Is that you?Copy !req
105. Yeah, I guess. At least I hope so.Copy !req
106. If I weren't me anymore,
I'd really miss myselfCopy !req
107. 'cause sometimes
if I say I'm talking to me,Copy !req
108. I mean me and my...Copy !req
109. Anyway, you're the parallel
universe guy, right?Copy !req
110. Yes. But you already know that
since I'm your best friend.Copy !req
111. You're my best friend? Wow.
There's no accounting for taste.Copy !req
112. Anyway, what if I told you
I'm not the Garfield you knowCopy !req
113. and that I come from a parallel universe
where humans wait on cats?Copy !req
114. A parallel universe?Copy !req
115. My invention! It worked! It worked!
I accessed a parallel universe!Copy !req
116. I'm a genius, Garfield! A genius!Copy !req
117. Okay, okay, Doc, settle down.
My last meal is about to make a comeback.Copy !req
118. After you disappeared,
I mean after the other you disappeared,Copy !req
119. I had to make sure whether or not you,
I mean the other you, were really gone.Copy !req
120. Hence, my presence in this house.Copy !req
121. Very thoughtful of you, Doc.Copy !req
122. Now how about telling me
how I ended up here?Copy !req
123. Fair enough. Let's go to my lab.Copy !req
124. - This is my latest invention: The WHO.
- The what?Copy !req
125. The WHO. The WormHole Opener.Copy !req
126. This morning I invited you,Copy !req
127. I mean the other you,
over to my lab to show it to you.Copy !req
128. This apparatus can open wormholes
and detect parallel universes.Copy !req
129. Nifty. How does it work?Copy !req
130. It's a very complex operation.Copy !req
131. You need to throw the switches
and hit the buttonsCopy !req
132. in the exact right sequence
and I'm the only one who knows it.Copy !req
133. The odds of anyone else
finding the right sequenceCopy !req
134. are one in a million.Copy !req
135. Oh, yeah? A month's supply of lasagna
that I beat the odds.Copy !req
136. Be my guest.Copy !req
137. - I don't believe it! You did it!Copy !req
138. When lasagna is at stake, I always win.Copy !req
139. Get away from the sphere! Now!Copy !req
140. - Oh, no!Copy !req
141. Your world stinks. Cats are slaves.Copy !req
142. They have jobs,
they have to wait on humans.Copy !req
143. It's disgusting!
I'm really happy to go home!Copy !req
144. And your world stinks, too.Copy !req
145. Cats do nothing all day but eat,
sleep and watch TV.Copy !req
146. It's so boring! I can't wait to go home!Copy !req
147. Hey, you have drawings
to deliver tomorrow!Copy !req
148. Got it!Copy !req
149. And you have to pick up Arlene at 8:00!
You're dining out!Copy !req
150. What did you say?Copy !req
151. Home, sweet home.Copy !req
152. - Hi, Odie, good to see you.Copy !req
153. Turn around.Copy !req
154. Don't thank me.Copy !req
155. I said don't thank me.Copy !req
156. Some things never change.Copy !req
157. Garfield, your lasagna is ready.
Fresh out of the oven!Copy !req
158. And that's alright with me.Copy !req
159. Ahh! It's so good to work again.Copy !req
160. That other world where cats just sit
around doing nothing was dreadful!Copy !req
161. How dare you stand me up!Copy !req
162. Do you know how hard it is
to get a table in that restaurant?Copy !req
163. There is a six-month waiting list!Copy !req
164. Restaurant? What restaurant?Copy !req
165. Ooh! Don't play games, Garfield!
I am not in the mood!Copy !req
166. Oh, yes, of course,
I can explain everything.Copy !req
167. Remember Doc McLoon?Copy !req
168. Well, he invented a device called the WHO,
the WormHole Opener,Copy !req
169. and I was accidentally sucked into it
and wound up in a parallel worldCopy !req
170. identical to our world
except cats weren't working.Copy !req
171. Do you really expect me to believe
that ridiculous story?Copy !req
172. Well, the Wormhole part at least.Copy !req
173. Ooh! You're not going to get away
with this, Garfield!Copy !req
174. And that's a promise!Copy !req
175. You know what? Maybe that other world
wasn't so bad after all.Copy !req
176. Oh, I can't talk right now, Phil.
I have to deal with a huge problem.Copy !req
177. It's the time of the year
when one of my mailmen, Herman Post,Copy !req
178. goes on vacation.Copy !req
179. I may have found someone naive enough
to fill in for him, a new recruit.Copy !req
180. You sent for me, sir?
- Yes! Come on in.Copy !req
181. I have your first assignment for you.Copy !req
182. You poor kid.Copy !req
183. There's groceries to be bought, guys.Copy !req
184. Right!Copy !req
185. I was hoping to be here
when the mailman cameCopy !req
186. so I could make his existence miserable.Copy !req
187. But then again,
I guess food is more important.Copy !req
188. Don't worry, Herman.
You just enjoy your vacation.Copy !req
189. I'll handle everything.Copy !req
190. This is a rough route, Stu,
and you're fresh out of mailman school.Copy !req
191. Don't worry. They taught us
there's no such thing as a bad route.Copy !req
192. And so far, this sure isn't one.Copy !req
193. Nice streets, nice houses, nice people.
Heck, even the animals are nice!Copy !req
194. You haven't met the cat yet.
- What?Copy !req
195. You're about to find out
why I need that vacation.Copy !req
196. You see that house over there?Copy !req
197. Oh, yeah. That looks like
a perfectly normal house.Copy !req
198. It does.Copy !req
199. Who'd ever think
that in that house dwells a monster.Copy !req
200. A monster? In there? You're kidding.Copy !req
201. I was never more serious
about anything in my life.Copy !req
202. That's the home of Jon Arbuckle
and his cat.Copy !req
203. His cat is the monster?Copy !req
204. Oh, Herman.Copy !req
205. You won't be laughing
when you meet up with the cat.Copy !req
206. Why, just last Tuesday
I was delivering the mail...Copy !req
207. Please stop! No!Copy !req
208. And then on Wednesday...Copy !req
209. Whew!Copy !req
210. You never know
when the monster's gonna strike,Copy !req
211. or what he's gonna come up with.Copy !req
212. But if he's home, you take your life
in your hands to do your job.Copy !req
213. Come on, he's just a cat.
You're putting me on.Copy !req
214. Here, watch.
I'll show you I'm not afraid of any cat.Copy !req
215. Wait! You don't know what you're—Copy !req
216. Poor kid.
He had his whole life in front of him.Copy !req
217. You got lucky. He's not home today.Copy !req
218. Will you relax? Go on your vacation.Copy !req
219. I'll handle your route the whole time
and I won't have any problems.Copy !req
220. Have a nice time at the beach!Copy !req
221. I tried to warn him.Copy !req
222. I tried.Copy !req
223. That's right. I'm filling in
for your regular mailman.Copy !req
224. He left this morning
on a two week vacation.Copy !req
225. Where's Mr. Post?
Where's the man I love to torment?Copy !req
226. Must be time for his annual
two-week vacationCopy !req
227. so they got a substitute.Copy !req
228. I can't wait two weeks
to cause trouble for Mr. Post.Copy !req
229. I'll have to get rid of the substitute
in a hurry.Copy !req
230. There are seven steps
to harassing a mailman... successfully.Copy !req
231. Step one,
establish a climate of confidence.Copy !req
232. Let him believe he's safe at first
even if you have to demean yourself a bit.Copy !req
233. Watch.Copy !req
234. Purr. Purr. Purr. Purr, purr.Copy !req
235. Aww, you must be Garfield.Copy !req
236. My fame precedes me.Copy !req
237. - You're just the friendliest cat!
- I know.Copy !req
238. - I'm not gonna have trouble with you.
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
239. Tomorrow, step two.Copy !req
240. Okay, it's tomorrow,
which brings us to step two, showtime!Copy !req
241. Wha...?Copy !req
242. Hey!Copy !req
243. What?Copy !req
244. Hey!Copy !req
245. Oooh! Whoever's doing this, stop it!
It's not funny!Copy !req
246. Oooh!Copy !req
247. Oh!Copy !req
248. Is there a problem, sir?Copy !req
249. Someone in that house
keeps throwing these letters back at me!Copy !req
250. Purr, purr.Copy !req
251. You're not fooling me, Garfield.Copy !req
252. Purr... I know.
I wasn't fooling me, either.Copy !req
253. What is it about you and mailmen?Copy !req
254. I guess I just can't resist
a man in a uniform.Copy !req
255. Okay, it's the next day
and we're up to step three:Copy !req
256. make life interesting.Copy !req
257. Alright! Now, whoever's in there!Copy !req
258. I'm gonna put the letters through the slot
and they'd better stay in there today!Copy !req
259. Good. Glad we have an understanding.Copy !req
260. No! No! No! I delivered you!
You can't come back!Copy !req
261. Help! Ooh-hoo!Copy !req
262. Yoo-hoo, Mr. Mailman. Nice delivery!Copy !req
263. You think you're clever but you'll see.Copy !req
264. You picked the wrong mailman to mess with!Copy !req
265. Tomorrow, the all-important step four.Copy !req
266. This time, I'm fighting back
with my trusty water pistol.Copy !req
267. If that darn cat tries something,
well, everybody knows cats hate water.Copy !req
268. Houston, we have lift-off.Copy !req
269. What happened?Copy !req
270. You dropped this.Copy !req
271. Oh, and by the way,
that was step four: think big.Copy !req
272. I think I'll fill this thing
with grape juice.Copy !req
273. - No!
- Yes.Copy !req
274. Step five, think bigger.Copy !req
275. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
276. I hope he appreciates
that thanks to my help,Copy !req
277. the mail is getting around
much faster today.Copy !req
278. Oh, look. There goes Jon's gas bill.Copy !req
279. Herman, this is Stu!Copy !req
280. Stu, I had a feeling you'd be calling.Copy !req
281. That cat, he's—Copy !req
282. The monster is invincible.
Nobody has ever defeated him.Copy !req
283. Well, maybe you could cut
your vacation shortCopy !req
284. and together we could...Copy !req
285. The answer is no. Bye.Copy !req
286. - I'm doomed.Copy !req
287. Alright. I've got to do this.
I can't give up.Copy !req
288. But, boy, I want to.Copy !req
289. Step six: all-out war.Copy !req
290. Hey, your whistle's broken, cat!
I didn't hear a thing.Copy !req
291. You're not supposed to hear anything.
This is an ultra-sonic dog whistle.Copy !req
292. It makes a sound so high
that only dogs can hear it.Copy !req
293. In fact, this is a special dog whistle.Copy !req
294. It only attracts every
mailman's worst nightmare...Copy !req
295. a pack of hyperactive Chihuahuas!Copy !req
296. A pack of hyperactive Chihuahuas!Copy !req
297. Help!Copy !req
298. You don't want to see this, folks.
Trust me. It's not pretty.Copy !req
299. Please, assign me anywhere else!Copy !req
300. Let me deliver waste materials
to a toxic dump.Copy !req
301. Anything. Just get me off
the route with that cat.Copy !req
302. I figured it would end like this.
It always does.Copy !req
303. Excuse me, dear.Copy !req
304. - Yes?Copy !req
305. Cut my vacation short?
But, sir, I couldn't.Copy !req
306. How much of raise?Copy !req
307. Heh heh! Throw in another hundred
and you've got a deal.Copy !req
308. - Every year I take a vacationCopy !req
309. and every year I get a raise
to come back early.Copy !req
310. - Uh, you're off the route.
- I am?Copy !req
311. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!Copy !req
312. I'm free, I'm free!Copy !req
313. I never have to deliver the mail to
this street, especially that house, again!Copy !req
314. And this brings us to our last step,Copy !req
315. step seven: give yourself
a pat on the back for a job well done.Copy !req
316. And celebrate in style.Copy !req
317. This is the life!Copy !req
318. Gee, I wonder what could be
keeping the mail?Copy !req