The Garfield Show 1x35

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Garfield gets sucked into a parallel universe where cats act like humans and humans act like cats where he meets the human-like Garfield.

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1. - Hee-hee!

2. Hmm. Those were tasty cookies.

3. But I definitely could use another snack. Or two.

4. Problem is, I'd have to get up and go to the kitchen.

5. - Odie! Huh?

6. Fetch me something to eat.

7. - Thanks, but no thanks.

8. Odie, I don't eat squeaky rubber bones.

9. Nobody does, for that matter.

10. Except for you, of course.

11. Hmm. Should I get up and go to the kitchen?

12. Tough decision.

13. So far it's been a perfect day.

14. Woke up at 10, had breakfast. Took a little nap, had lunch.

15. Watched some TV. Took a little nap. Watched some—

16. Oh, no! It's the end of the world and I'm still hungry!

17. What the—?

18. Huh? What?

19. No!

20. What was that?

21. Did that really happen?

22. Yeah, everything seems to be alright.

23. Probably some kind of hallucination due to extreme hunger.

24. Let's grab something to eat.

25. Yaaa!

26. Okay, that's weird.

27. Hi, Garfield. I came for Jon's check-up.

28. Oh, sure, he's right over there.

29. - What? - I came for Jon's check-up. Remember?

30. You called me yesterday and asked me to come take a look at him.

31. What is going on around here?

32. Are you alright, Garfield? You look tense.

33. Have you been working late on your drawings again?

34. Huh? My drawings? What drawings?

35. Okay, Jon, let's take a look at you.

36. You seem to be slightly overweight.

37. I'll probably have to put you on a low-calorie diet.

38. What about dining out tonight, Garfield?

39. There's a new Siamese restaurant downtown. Supposed to be first class.

40. I managed to book us a table.

41. Restaurant? Yeah, why not? It's a good idea.

42. I have to get out of here!

43. Okay. Much better. Much, much better.

44. I'm fully awake now. It was all a bad dream.

45. Just a bad, bad, very weird dream.

46. Hi, Garfield!

47. Don't forget poker night on Friday!

48. - Huh? - [cat 2] Yo, Garfield, my man!

49. Where's your trash? It's collection day.

50. D'oh

51. Whoa!

52. Aaaaah!

53. Arrivederci!

54. I don't believe it! I don't believe it!

55. Where am I?

56. What is this crazy world where cats act like humans

57. and humans act like cats?

58. Creepy.

59. Maybe if I go back inside, everything will be back to normal.

60. Oh, there you are.

61. I'm finished with Jon. He is ten pounds overweight.

62. He will need to follow a diet of boiled rice for two weeks.

63. Why are you staring at me like that?

64. - Aren't you gonna answer your phone?

65. There are days where I really don't understand you, Garfield.

66. - Hello? Yes. Just a second.

67. For you! It's your publisher!

68. Huh?

69. Yes?

70. I'm still waiting for your last drawings!

71. If they are not on my desk tomorrow at 4:00,

72. I'm tearing up your contract and you can find another publisher!

73. My contract?

74. Does this mean I have to work in order to survive?

75. Yes, dear, like everyone else.

76. Oh, you spend too much time daydreaming, Garfield.

77. Snap out of it. Atta-cat.

78. - Pick me up at 8. - Huh?

79. Oh, yeah, the Siamese restaurant.

80. What is this horrible world where cats have to work?

81. There is no pulse, Dr. Catgliari!

82. Don't panic, nurse. I have the...

83. Sorry, guys. As much as I like soap operas,

84. I have to find out what this crazy world is all about.

85. Parallel universes. Do they really exist?

86. Or does one only find them in science-fiction novels?

87. Why, you...

88. Parallel universes?

89. Controversial physicist Dr. Angus McLoon is here with us

90. to answer that question.

91. Well, Shirley, theoretically, parallel universes could exist.

92. They can probably be accessed through wormholes.

93. I have just invented a device that can prove their existence.

94. That's it! I'm in a parallel universe!

95. I traveled through a wormhole and ended up in a parallel universe!

96. Which explains the identical Garfield who was going the other way,

97. probably to my universe.

98. That's fine.

99. But how did I end up here in the first place?

100. What a terrible mishap! What did I do? What did I do? Poor Garfield.

101. Aaaah!

102. Hey, you're the guy I just saw on TV!

103. G-G-Garfield! You're alive!

104. Is that you?

105. Yeah, I guess. At least I hope so.

106. If I weren't me anymore, I'd really miss myself

107. 'cause sometimes if I say I'm talking to me,

108. I mean me and my...

109. Anyway, you're the parallel universe guy, right?

110. Yes. But you already know that since I'm your best friend.

111. You're my best friend? Wow. There's no accounting for taste.

112. Anyway, what if I told you I'm not the Garfield you know

113. and that I come from a parallel universe where humans wait on cats?

114. A parallel universe?

115. My invention! It worked! It worked! I accessed a parallel universe!

116. I'm a genius, Garfield! A genius!

117. Okay, okay, Doc, settle down. My last meal is about to make a comeback.

118. After you disappeared, I mean after the other you disappeared,

119. I had to make sure whether or not you, I mean the other you, were really gone.

120. Hence, my presence in this house.

121. Very thoughtful of you, Doc.

122. Now how about telling me how I ended up here?

123. Fair enough. Let's go to my lab.

124. - This is my latest invention: The WHO. - The what?

125. The WHO. The WormHole Opener.

126. This morning I invited you,

127. I mean the other you, over to my lab to show it to you.

128. This apparatus can open wormholes and detect parallel universes.

129. Nifty. How does it work?

130. It's a very complex operation.

131. You need to throw the switches and hit the buttons

132. in the exact right sequence and I'm the only one who knows it.

133. The odds of anyone else finding the right sequence

134. are one in a million.

135. Oh, yeah? A month's supply of lasagna that I beat the odds.

136. Be my guest.

137. - I don't believe it! You did it!

138. When lasagna is at stake, I always win.

139. Get away from the sphere! Now!

140. - Oh, no!

141. Your world stinks. Cats are slaves.

142. They have jobs, they have to wait on humans.

143. It's disgusting! I'm really happy to go home!

144. And your world stinks, too.

145. Cats do nothing all day but eat, sleep and watch TV.

146. It's so boring! I can't wait to go home!

147. Hey, you have drawings to deliver tomorrow!

148. Got it!

149. And you have to pick up Arlene at 8:00! You're dining out!

150. What did you say?

151. Home, sweet home.

152. - Hi, Odie, good to see you.

153. Turn around.

154. Don't thank me.

155. I said don't thank me.

156. Some things never change.

157. Garfield, your lasagna is ready. Fresh out of the oven!

158. And that's alright with me.

159. Ahh! It's so good to work again.

160. That other world where cats just sit around doing nothing was dreadful!

161. How dare you stand me up!

162. Do you know how hard it is to get a table in that restaurant?

163. There is a six-month waiting list!

164. Restaurant? What restaurant?

165. Ooh! Don't play games, Garfield! I am not in the mood!

166. Oh, yes, of course, I can explain everything.

167. Remember Doc McLoon?

168. Well, he invented a device called the WHO, the WormHole Opener,

169. and I was accidentally sucked into it and wound up in a parallel world

170. identical to our world except cats weren't working.

171. Do you really expect me to believe that ridiculous story?

172. Well, the Wormhole part at least.

173. Ooh! You're not going to get away with this, Garfield!

174. And that's a promise!

175. You know what? Maybe that other world wasn't so bad after all.

176. Oh, I can't talk right now, Phil. I have to deal with a huge problem.

177. It's the time of the year when one of my mailmen, Herman Post,

178. goes on vacation.

179. I may have found someone naive enough to fill in for him, a new recruit.

180. You sent for me, sir? - Yes! Come on in.

181. I have your first assignment for you.

182. You poor kid.

183. There's groceries to be bought, guys.

184. Right!

185. I was hoping to be here when the mailman came

186. so I could make his existence miserable.

187. But then again, I guess food is more important.

188. Don't worry, Herman. You just enjoy your vacation.

189. I'll handle everything.

190. This is a rough route, Stu, and you're fresh out of mailman school.

191. Don't worry. They taught us there's no such thing as a bad route.

192. And so far, this sure isn't one.

193. Nice streets, nice houses, nice people. Heck, even the animals are nice!

194. You haven't met the cat yet. - What?

195. You're about to find out why I need that vacation.

196. You see that house over there?

197. Oh, yeah. That looks like a perfectly normal house.

198. It does.

199. Who'd ever think that in that house dwells a monster.

200. A monster? In there? You're kidding.

201. I was never more serious about anything in my life.

202. That's the home of Jon Arbuckle and his cat.

203. His cat is the monster?

204. Oh, Herman.

205. You won't be laughing when you meet up with the cat.

206. Why, just last Tuesday I was delivering the mail...

207. Please stop! No!

208. And then on Wednesday...

209. Whew!

210. You never know when the monster's gonna strike,

211. or what he's gonna come up with.

212. But if he's home, you take your life in your hands to do your job.

213. Come on, he's just a cat. You're putting me on.

214. Here, watch. I'll show you I'm not afraid of any cat.

215. Wait! You don't know what you're—

216. Poor kid. He had his whole life in front of him.

217. You got lucky. He's not home today.

218. Will you relax? Go on your vacation.

219. I'll handle your route the whole time and I won't have any problems.

220. Have a nice time at the beach!

221. I tried to warn him.

222. I tried.

223. That's right. I'm filling in for your regular mailman.

224. He left this morning on a two week vacation.

225. Where's Mr. Post? Where's the man I love to torment?

226. Must be time for his annual two-week vacation

227. so they got a substitute.

228. I can't wait two weeks to cause trouble for Mr. Post.

229. I'll have to get rid of the substitute in a hurry.

230. There are seven steps to harassing a mailman... successfully.

231. Step one, establish a climate of confidence.

232. Let him believe he's safe at first even if you have to demean yourself a bit.

233. Watch.

234. Purr. Purr. Purr. Purr, purr.

235. Aww, you must be Garfield.

236. My fame precedes me.

237. - You're just the friendliest cat! - I know.

238. - I'm not gonna have trouble with you. - Absolutely not.

239. Tomorrow, step two.

240. Okay, it's tomorrow, which brings us to step two, showtime!

241. Wha...?

242. Hey!

243. What?

244. Hey!

245. Oooh! Whoever's doing this, stop it! It's not funny!

246. Oooh!

247. Oh!

248. Is there a problem, sir?

249. Someone in that house keeps throwing these letters back at me!

250. Purr, purr.

251. You're not fooling me, Garfield.

252. Purr... I know. I wasn't fooling me, either.

253. What is it about you and mailmen?

254. I guess I just can't resist a man in a uniform.

255. Okay, it's the next day and we're up to step three:

256. make life interesting.

257. Alright! Now, whoever's in there!

258. I'm gonna put the letters through the slot and they'd better stay in there today!

259. Good. Glad we have an understanding.

260. No! No! No! I delivered you! You can't come back!

261. Help! Ooh-hoo!

262. Yoo-hoo, Mr. Mailman. Nice delivery!

263. You think you're clever but you'll see.

264. You picked the wrong mailman to mess with!

265. Tomorrow, the all-important step four.

266. This time, I'm fighting back with my trusty water pistol.

267. If that darn cat tries something, well, everybody knows cats hate water.

268. Houston, we have lift-off.

269. What happened?

270. You dropped this.

271. Oh, and by the way, that was step four: think big.

272. I think I'll fill this thing with grape juice.

273. - No! - Yes.

274. Step five, think bigger.

275. No, no, no, no, no!

276. I hope he appreciates that thanks to my help,

277. the mail is getting around much faster today.

278. Oh, look. There goes Jon's gas bill.

279. Herman, this is Stu!

280. Stu, I had a feeling you'd be calling.

281. That cat, he's—

282. The monster is invincible. Nobody has ever defeated him.

283. Well, maybe you could cut your vacation short

284. and together we could...

285. The answer is no. Bye.

286. - I'm doomed.

287. Alright. I've got to do this. I can't give up.

288. But, boy, I want to.

289. Step six: all-out war.

290. Hey, your whistle's broken, cat! I didn't hear a thing.

291. You're not supposed to hear anything. This is an ultra-sonic dog whistle.

292. It makes a sound so high that only dogs can hear it.

293. In fact, this is a special dog whistle.

294. It only attracts every mailman's worst nightmare...

295. a pack of hyperactive Chihuahuas!

296. A pack of hyperactive Chihuahuas!

297. Help!

298. You don't want to see this, folks. Trust me. It's not pretty.

299. Please, assign me anywhere else!

300. Let me deliver waste materials to a toxic dump.

301. Anything. Just get me off the route with that cat.

302. I figured it would end like this. It always does.

303. Excuse me, dear.

304. - Yes?

305. Cut my vacation short? But, sir, I couldn't.

306. How much of raise?

307. Heh heh! Throw in another hundred and you've got a deal.

308. - Every year I take a vacation

309. and every year I get a raise to come back early.

310. - Uh, you're off the route. - I am?

311. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

312. I'm free, I'm free!

313. I never have to deliver the mail to this street, especially that house, again!

314. And this brings us to our last step,

315. step seven: give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done.

316. And celebrate in style.

317. This is the life!

318. Gee, I wonder what could be keeping the mail?