The Garfield Show 1x34

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Garfield discovers a new 3-D format TV channel and ends up in the TV. Jon enlists the help of a scientist, Dr Bonkers, to help him get out. Meanwhile Garfield goes into commercials, a parade show, educational shows, cooking shows, game shows, and movies including Dr. No and Alien.

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1. That's right, Victoria, we were switched at birth at the hospital.

2. - Odie! - Ta-da!

3. Remote control emergency.

4. Will you please change the channel before I get severe brain rot?

5. true heir of the Vanderfeller fortune.

6. No! That's the volume, Odie.

7. Did you forget everything I taught you? It's the button on your left.

8. - Sir Leo is one of Hollywood's hottest... - First a soap opera, now a talk show.

9. - Well... - No, wait! That's Sir Leo!

10. under a great deal of stress lately.

11. Ever since he broke up with Paw Li, the paparazzi have been harassing him.

12. Paw Li is the Siamese supermodel-turned-actress

13. who co-stars alongside Sir Leo in his latest movie,

14. Cat on a Hot Bin Lid.

15. The movie has gotten rave reviews but hasn't done so well in the box office.

16. No, and that's been a huge disappointment for Sir Leo.

17. He hoped his celebrity status would bring this art house film

18. the success of his previous blockbusters.

19. Some people have real problems.

20. My remote control doesn't work, and am I complaining? No.

21. - Turn it off, will you, Odie?

22. Huh?

23. - I don't think anybody saw us. - No one except the entire neighborhood.

24. You look like you just robbed a bank.

25. What are you hiding under there? Plutonium? An alien specimen?

26. It's moving!

27. Jon? Please tell me that's a live lobster in there.

28. Hello? I'm beginning to feel rather cramped, if you don't mind.

29. An articulate live lobster?

30. You cloned me? I have a copyright on that, you know.

31. Garfield, Odie, this is Sir Leo.

32. He's staying with us awhile. He's in need of a vacation.

33. Sir Leo? Here? This isn't exactly the French Riviera.

34. Liz is Sir Leo's vet.

35. She thought our house would be a place for him to get away from the paparazzi

36. and recover from his nervous breakdown.

37. That's right. You'll be safe here.

38. The only danger is being bored to death.

39. And Odie's saliva.

40. What's with the nervous breakdown? I thought you movie stars had it easy.

41. Not quite. I was thrown into show business when just a kitten.

42. I've never lived the life of an ordinary cat.

43. Come on then, I'll show you around.

44. But don't expect any special celebrity treatment.

45. - Hungry? - Famished.

46. - If I may, what exactly are these?

47. Fish sticks?

48. I'm not sure my nutritionist would approve.

49. Man, movie stars have it rough. I'll eat them if you don't.

50. Hey, not bad.

51. Sir Leo! Sir Leo! Sir Leo!

52. - They're here. - Who's here?

53. Them. The fans. The paparazzi.

54. Sir Leo! Sir Leo!

55. - Sir Leo!

56. It's a sea of people out there! How did they find you?

57. They always do. I guess it's back to the fast lane for me.

58. Or maybe not. I could pretend to be you. I mean, I'm practically identical, right?

59. Okay, okay, so I got a head start on the fish sticks,

60. but no one will notice the difference.

61. Go get 'em, tiger. I owe you one.

62. Why can't they ever resist the need to touch?

63. Sir Leo!

64. Whoa!

65. Today, celebrity cat Sir Leo

66. spent an entire day signing autographs and posing with fans.

67. Hey, Garfield! We're on TV!

68. Unlike his recent public appearances, Sir Leo was in top form.

69. Our crew got the exclusive footage.

70. Sir Leo! Sir Leo!

71. Brilliant! You make a better Sir Leo than I do.

72. So, when do I get to ride in the limo?

73. Have fun, Garfield.

74. I think I'll go to bed.

75. When you get home,

76. I'll have Jean-Louis put you on that papaya diet again.

77. I don't think I like Jean-Louis, whoever he is.

78. Anyway, I hate to make you work during your vacation, Leo,

79. but I couldn't pass up a TV commercial.

80. Sounds fun. How much work can that possibly be?

81. Scene 3, take 5. And... action!

82. - Cat-viar puts the cat in caviar. - Meow!

83. Cut! Yes, um, Sir Leo, that was good, but let's try that "meow" again.

84. Scene 3, take 6!

85. And... action!

86. - Meow! Cut!

87. Good. Why don't we try it a little more suave this time?

88. Scene 3, take 7!

89. Meow!

90. Scene 3, take 25!

91. - Meow. Scene 3, take 57!

92. - Meow! Scene 2, take 74!

93. Well, I guess that's a wrap.

94. Sir Leo! Sir Leo!

95. To the movie theater, James. Step on it, we're late for the premiere!

96. I'm warning you, there better be popcorn.

97. It's the Deverminator!

98. Hasta la vista, vermin!

99. - No! It's not me you want, it's him!

100. Leo, wake up!

101. Your fans, they're outside. They want you!

102. No, they want you.

103. Oh no, no, no. Here!

104. I'm not cut out for this celebrity stuff. I want my life back!

105. Hey, who wanted to ride in the limo? Who said celebrities had it easy?

106. The fans, the paparazzi, they're your problems now.

107. Alright then, they're gonna get a taste of the real me, or him.

108. Or me... You know what I mean.

109. Poor dog!

110. Look at him! Are you insane?

111. Brilliant. Priceless. We're on every channel!

112. Thank you, my friend,

113. you've just brought me a lot of free publicity! Whoo-hoo!

114. Yeah. We'll see who gets the last laugh. Meow!

115. Attack!

116. Humans. So predictable. Here's your pay check, Squeak.

117. Yoo-hoo!

118. Today, Sir Leo fans discovered a different side

119. of their favorite celebrity.

120. Unlike his popular Deverminator character,

121. it turns out the star is a rodent enthusiast.

122. The autograph session ended abruptly

123. when a swarm of mice attacked fans and reporters, forcing them to flee.

124. Could this be the end of Sir Leo's career?

125. Me? A rodent lover?

126. I can never show my face in Hollywood again!

127. You mean my face. You stole my life remember?

128. Oh, you can have it back! Anything, just help me get out of this mess!

129. So you're telling us that wasn't the real Sir Leo?

130. The whole thing was a hoax, a publicity stunt?

131. Yes, that's right. Sir Leo desperately needed a vacation,

132. so we hired a look-alike to impersonate him for a few days.

133. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sir Leo's belching,

134. pie-throwing look-alike!

135. Mwah! Mwah!

136. Who needs fame when you can be the star of your own house?

137. Because every cat deserves luxury.

138. Cat-viar puts the cat in caviar.

139. Meow!

140. I do the work, and he gets the glory. And the pay check. Life is so unfair.

141. Garfield, dinner! - But I'm not complaining.

142. Gee! What's with all the reruns and reality series?

143. It's a sad reality that TV isn't what it used to be.

144. Garfield. Odie. Don't watch too much TV.

145. It's bad for your eyes, you know.

146. I'll blast you, you fiend!

147. Okay, now, pay attention, people, please!

148. Make sure you use light whipping cream or your cookie dough will be too thick.

149. If the arguments in your house are getting out of hand,

150. maybe you're just what we've been looking for.

151. Learning is so much fun with Rob the Giant Chicken!

152. Now sing along with me.

153. You're all talk and no answer, Michael.

154. I'm afraid you are the weakest brain. Goodbye!

155. You'd think out of 758 channels, there'd be at least one decent show.

156. "Channel 145, Virtualodeon."

157. Sounds like a lame sci-fi movie. Oh, well, what the heck.

158. Good evening.

159. I am Professor Bonkers,

160. and I want to welcome you to the beta testing of Virtualodeon,

161. a groundbreaking invention of mine

162. that will change the face of broadcasting television forever!

163. Thanks to the state-of-the-art holographic enhancer

164. that's way too advanced for you to even comprehend,

165. Virtualodeon will bring the characters of your favorite TV show

166. right into your very own living room!

167. Then you probably need a pair of those silly 3D glasses.

168. Absolutely not! That's the beauty of it!

169. Virtualodeon requires no 3D glasses! Let's get cracking, shall we?

170. Who hasn't dreamed of exploring the ocean depths without even getting wet?

171. Me.

172. Huh?

173. Huh?

174. Wow. Hurry, Odie! Get me some tartar sauce.

175. Don't worry, Odie, it's just an optical trick!

176. - It's not really...

177. It's real! It's really real!

178. Hee hee hee! Did you enjoy it? Good.

179. That was only the beginning.

180. Now, has any one of you ever wanted to be on a quiz show?

181. What's the capital of Bhutan? Who invented penicillin? How old is Cher?

182. I'm afraid you are the weakest brain. Goodbye!

183. Mmm! This virtual pie tastes really nice.

184. And now, for our younger audience, how about a little fairy tale?

185. Are you sure this bean is really magic?

186. Sure, kid. Trust me, you won't be disappointed!

187. I've been had. That's just an ordinary bean!

188. - I have a bad feeling about this, Odie.

189. Did you really think you could defeat me, wretched fool?

190. I love fairy tales! And now...

191. Can't you see I'm in the middle of a TV show?

192. Sorry, sir. There appears to be a problem with this program.

193. The beanstalk is... no longer quite so virtual.

194. And the network got a call from a lady asking if the shark

195. could please let go of her husband.

196. Oh, dear!

197. Ahem! Due to some unforeseen problems,

198. I am sorry to inform you that this program will be terminated in ten seconds.

199. Ten, nine...

200. Wow! Seems pretty solid, doesn't it, Odie?

201. Let me remind you that the network is not liable for any damages

202. this program may have caused.

203. Two... one, zero.

204. I need some coff... What's going on here? What's...?

205. This has Garfield written all over it.

206. Garfield! Where are you?

207. Bad, bad cat!

208. Uh, I think I'm inside the TV.

209. Garfield, I know you're hiding here somewhere.

210. Help!

211. No sign of him down here.

212. George Frika's shampoo will leave your hair soft,

213. silky and manageable.

214. - Meow! - Oh, and it will also make it clean!

215. Stupid commercials.

216. Meow, meow!

217. Garfield is so gonna be grounded.

218. No lasagna for a week. No, a year!

219. - ... talk and no answer, Michael. - Meow, meow! Whoa!

220. Odie, what's wrong? Quit barking at the TV!

221. It's just a dumb program with Garfield in it.

222. - Garfield? But that's impossible!

223. Meow!

224. What are you doing in there?

225. Huh?

226. Get the TV program?

227. Okay. Let's see.

228. Channel 145, Virtualodeon.

229. Oh, no.

230. Something must have gone terribly wrong and Garfield got sucked into the TV.

231. The network will know what to do. Just hold on tight, Garfield, okay?

232. B as in "boy" and "banana"! M as in "morning" and "mustard."

233. And Z as in, "Zip it, birdie."

234. You've gotta help! My cat was sucked into the TV because of your program.

235. - A most deplorable loss. - And you gotta help me get him back!

236. I'll be there as soon as I can.

237. Meanwhile, try to keep your cat on a safe program,

238. preferably something uplifting.

239. He's on some educational show.

240. He's learning the alphabet with Rob the Giant Yellow Chicken.

241. - You won't get away with this, Dr. Mo!

242. - Farewell, Agent 008!

243. Huh?

244. Garfield!

245. Someone switch to another channel.

246. - Hurry! - No!

247. It's here!

248. It's here!

249. Oh, no! I've sent Garfield into a horror movie!

250. Help!

251. Why won't it work? Oh, no!

252. The batteries must have fallen out!

253. Odie, help me find the batteries!

254. Hurry!

255. Oh, no! We're going to be drooled over!

256. If this isn't an emergency, I don't know what is.

257. - Oh, this is pretty bad.

258. Don't worry, Garfield! I found new batteries!

259. Now, make sure you put loads of this yummy cheese

260. between each lasagna layer.

261. - Oh, hello, kitty cat.

262. That must be Professor Bonkers. Odie, don't touch the remote, okay?

263. Now that the lasagna is ready,

264. we can go to work on our lovely Caesar salad!

265. Ooh! Yummy. Mmm!

266. That savage beast just ate my main course!

267. - Garfield! Help!

268. Take this! And this! You ravenous monster!

269. Guys, he's nastier than the alien!

270. There. This should definitely be safe.

271. Hmm?

272. Kiss me!

273. Ehh! Way too much lip gloss.

274. Thanks to this turbo-holo-extractor,

275. I'll pull your cat out of there in no time!

276. Now stay still for a minute, cat.

277. Not an option right now!

278. Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!

279. Thank heavens, Garfield. You're back!

280. Yeah. Seems like I made it in one piece.

281. Hey, where do you think you're going?

282. You're not going anywhere till you give me a proper kiss!

283. Oopsie-doopsie.

284. It seems that my extractor has accidentally left the gate open.

285. Now sing along with me or I'll lay an egg right here, right now!

286. Kiss me! Kiss me!

287. It's here! It's here!

288. Kiss me!

289. No one touches my lasagna till I say so!

290. Kiss me! Kiss me!

291. Kiss me!

292. - Oh, paws, don't fail me now. - Kiss me!

293. Kiss me!

294. Oh, my.

295. Kiss me.

296. - Kiss... - Hey! Switch that TV back on!

297. Whew! Bye!

298. Fools! The world is not ready for my genius!

299. It's here!

300. It's here!

301. Now sing along with me or I'll lay an egg right here, right now!

302. Don't you think that's enough TV for one day?