The Garfield Show 1x31

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When Jon reluctantly agrees to look after Liz's fish, Garfield can't resist eating them.

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1. And the halibut is the largest of the flatfish,

2. found in both the North Pacific and...

3. Garfield, I'm impressed.

4. I didn't think you liked educational programs and yet here you are,

5. fascinated by one and unable to take your eyes off the set.

6. Fish! Beautiful, delicious fish.

7. Halibut can grow as large as 900 pounds, like this one.

8. Get me that fish! Get me that fish and an equal weight of French fries.

9. - I'll get it.

10. I must have seafood. I crave seafood. I need seafood.

11. Ohh. Oh! Hi, Liz!

12. Ta-da! Huh?

13. "Captain Barnacle's ocean treat doggie delight."

14. This is not seafood. This is a can. See, Odie? A can.

15. Put it in the water. See if it swims.

16. Your fish?

17. In this house?

18. Fish? Did he say fish? He said fish. The man said fish. I heard him say fish.

19. It's just while I'm out of town visiting my mother.

20. I need someone to take care of them.

21. I don't think that would be a good idea, Liz.

22. - Why not? - Well, for one thing,

23. Garfield's putting out tartar sauce and lemons.

24. Should I bread them? Fry them? Scampi is so delicious.

25. Come on, John, you can get Garfield to behave himself.

26. I'll bring my fish in the morning.

27. If you say so, Liz. Bye.

28. Garfield! Liz is leaving her pet fish here while she's out of town.

29. You will leave them alone or else...

30. Have no fear, Arbuckle. I'll behave.

31. I won't eat Liz's fish. I'll treat them with total respect.

32. Not now, Odie. Can't you see I'm busy lying through my teeth?

33. I'm having trouble sleeping. Maybe I'll try counting sheep.

34. One, two, three, four... This isn't working.

35. I know.

36. One, two, three, four... This is so much better.

37. Five... Five...

38. I didn't know you owned so many fish, Liz.

39. It's been a hobby for years.

40. Three schools are enough for me.

41. I would like some more trout, though.

42. Ohh! Ahh...

43. Sounds like fish.

44. That is the most beautiful buffet I've ever seen in my life!

45. See you in a week. - Have a good trip.

46. And don't worry about your fish.

47. I had a talk with Garfield and I have every confidence he'll leave them alone.

48. I've got to stop Garfield from eating all the fish.

49. Now, would you be a better appetizer or a main course?

50. You look more like a side dish.

51. And you're kind of sweet-looking. I'll save you for dessert.

52. You will not lay a paw on Liz's fish.

53. Of course not. That's why I have a net.

54. Do not touch the fish. Do you hear me? Do not touch the fish.

55. If you harm so much as a fin,

56. you'll never see lasagna in this house again.

57. Gee! He sounds like he means it.

58. Alright then. I can control myself.

59. I will leave this room and not come back while the fish are here.

60. Five seconds. That's three seconds longer than I thought I'd last.

61. You'll do for a start.

62. Mmm! Not bad.

63. Aaah! I didn't think one little fish could be so fattening.

64. That was a puffer fish! The kind that swells up.

65. Help! Somebody help me! Or put me in a parade or something!

66. Whoaaaa!

67. I'd better watch what I eat.

68. I don't know what kind of fish you are, but you look very tasty.

69. - Owwwww!

70. Owwwww!

71. Ugh!

72. Huh?

73. "Brazilian electric dancing fish, similar to electric eel..."

74. Okay. It's seafood I want and it's seafood I'm gonna get. I need a menu.

75. "Canadian spritzer fish." Wonder what he does.

76. Okay, now we know what a Canadian spritzer fish does.

77. "Australian seltzer fish."

78. Let's see what it says about the Australian seltzer fish.

79. Huh? Yaaaaa!

80. "The Australian seltzer fish is a close relative

81. of the Canadian spritzer fish." I should have known.

82. Alright! Your turn, greenie!

83. Let's see what you are.

84. Here you are! "Japanese judo fish." Oh, no.

85. Hyaah!

86. Oh, yeah? Well, you won't laugh at this.

87. Yaaaaa!

88. Hey, he wasn't bad. Let's see what he is, or was.

89. "The flying fish of Framistan!"

90. - Help!

91. Help!

92. Help!

93. No, don't worry, Liz. Garfield isn't bothering your fish.

94. Yaaaaaa!

95. In fact, I just saw him flying by.

96. - Flying by?

97. Whoaaaaa!

98. Mmm! Mmm! Yum!

99. I just figured it out.

100. All of these things that are happening to me, they couldn't happen.

101. This has to be a dream.

102. Oh, I sure hope this is a dream.

103. All rise for his honor, the Honorable Oliver Octavius.

104. Oh, my.

105. Order in the fish court! Bailiff, who is on trial today?

106. Garfield the Cat, Your Honor.

107. Either this is a dream or I've somehow learned to breathe underwater.

108. Garfield the Cat is accused of eating fish.

109. Garfield Cat, how do you plead?

110. Well, maybe I ate a few fish.

111. Seven thousand three hundred and twenty-two fish.

112. Well, that's not a lot. I mean, some of them were minnows and shrimp.

113. You! You fish-eater, you!

114. Yes, yes, I admit it! I ate the fish! I ate a lot of fish!

115. I even ate fish with chips! Fish with chips and malt vinegar!

116. If I spare your life, will you promise never to eat another fish?

117. I said, if I spare your life,

118. will you promise never to eat another fish?

119. I'm thinking it over!

120. I've heard enough!

121. Jury, what do you say?

122. Guilty!

123. Garfield Cat, you have been found guilty by a jury of your dinner.

124. I hereby sentence you to Larry.

125. Larry? Who's Larry?

126. He is Larry.

127. - Help! Help! Oh!

128. Oh, hi, Liz. Come on in.

129. I brought my fish, as we discussed.

130. Her fish?

131. We'll put them on the table.

132. Do you think two goldfish are safe in the house where Garfield lives?

133. Sure. Garfield won't bother them.

134. Come on. Let me show you what I'm working on in my studio.

135. She only has two goldfish? Pretty cute goldfish.

136. Well, it's time for breakfast.

137. Time to make a sandwich.

138. Tartar sauce sandwich.

139. Delicious. Come on.

140. You didn't really think I was gonna eat Liz's goldfish, did you?

141. That's too rotten even for me.

142. In fact, I'm giving up eating fish altogether.

143. After that dream, I'll never eat another fish again.

144. Until next week.

145. Hey, I need a break from this, folks. Do me a favor.

146. Grab your remote control and pause this for a second.

147. Whew!

148. Thanks. You're probably wondering how we got into this mess, right?

149. Well, it all started earlier today with a picnic by the lake.

150. It was a pretty good picnic.

151. Jon, Liz, the dog and me. And the food was pretty good, too.

152. I think I put it best when I said...

153. I'm full. I'm full.

154. I'm so full I couldn't eat another bite if my life depended on it.

155. And for dessert, I brought along a strawberry cheesecake.

156. Okay, maybe one more bite.

157. Garfield...

158. Or two. Or 78.

159. Garfield, this cheesecake is for all of us, and it's for later.

160. - Humph!

161. Liz and I are going for a walk.

162. Do not eat the cheesecake while we're gone.

163. And this is where Jon made his customary cheap threat.

164. If you do, you can walk the 20 miles home.

165. Hey, that wasn't a bad one.

166. Come on, Jon. I need to stretch my legs.

167. What do you think the chances are that cheesecake will be there

168. when we get back?

169. Oh, it'll be there.

170. It'll probably be inside Garfield, but it'll be there.

171. I was glad they went for a walk.

172. Now there was nothing that could interrupt my nap.

173. Yaaaaaa! Well, almost nothing.

174. I do not wanna play a game.

175. Alright, I'll play a game. How about if we play "Go Get It"?

176. Yeah! Yeah! Huh?

177. - You don't know how to play "Go Get It"? - Huh-uh.

178. Okay, then I'll teach you.

179. Go get it!

180. It's my favorite game, "Go Get It."

181. If they put it on television, they'd make a fortune.

182. Hey, that cheesecake looks mighty good.

183. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

184. Ooh!

185. No. I need to sleep and I don't want to walk home.

186. I'll just skip a meal and have more rest...

187. Then again, it's only 20 miles.

188. Anyway, while I was contemplating that dilemma,

189. Odie was in search of his bone.

190. Now, I wasn't there for this part, but I found out later

191. he looked everywhere for it, in bushes, behind rocks...

192. There was no sign of it.

193. He was just about ready to give up when he spotted it.

194. Huh?

195. It was a little wolf, just a couple weeks old.

196. Odie thought the wolf was very cute,

197. but he wasn't about to let it have his bone.

198. Well, he wasn't until he realized how hungry the little wolf was.

199. Awww!

200. Yeah! - Mm-hmm.

201. Odie discovered the joys of sharing your food with someone else.

202. I have to try that sometime, maybe not this millennium.

203. After a while, Odie realized

204. that there wasn't much nourishment in that old bone.

205. The little wolf still looked hungry.

206. Where to get food, he wondered. Where to get food.

207. But of course, there was only one answer.

208. Odie brought the little wolf back to the picnic area

209. where I was in my usual habitat: dreamland.

210. Odie usually doesn't do sneaky things, but I guess hanging around with me

211. for all these years has had its effect on him.

212. Meanwhile, Jon and Liz were finishing their hike.

213. Don't you want to get back while there's a chance of a small piece of cheesecake?

214. You know, sometimes I don't have enough faith in Garfield.

215. He's basically a good cat. You watch. I'll bet the cheesecake is untouched.

216. Jon was wrong. It had been touched, alright, but just not by me.

217. Good, because I can't wait to have some of that cheesecake.

218. Odie probably wasn't worried about what they'd do to him.

219. He was worried about the little wolf.

220. Shh!

221. Just give me a small piece of cheesecake, Liz; I don't wanna—

222. Huh?

223. It will be small. About the size of a crumb.

224. - Garfield! - Yikes!

225. How could you?

226. How could you eat that entire cheesecake while we were away?

227. I didn't eat the cheesecake. Honest!

228. On my honor as an overweight pussycat, I did not eat one bite of that cheesecake.

229. Did I eat that cheesecake? No! Amazingly, I did not.

230. You're lying, Garfield. If you didn't, who did?

231. Odie would never do anything that sneaky.

232. Jon, you're not gonna make him walk home.

233. No, but I should.

234. I'll figure out a suitable punishment when we get home.

235. Hey, this feels like we didn't eat all the food. How'd that happen?

236. We got the car packed up and headed back to town.

237. It was probably about then that the little wolf's mother arrived.

238. She must have picked up the scent.

239. She was pretty determined to get her baby back,

240. no matter how far she had to follow.

241. - All the way home, I was angry.

242. I'm innocent, I tell you. I never touched that cheesecake.

243. Hmph!

244. The one time I didn't take the food and I'm being punished for it.

245. Jon dropped Liz off at her place and then we headed for home.

246. I'll be over after I finish some chores.

247. And someone else was heading for our home, too.

248. Of course, Jon was still mad at me.

249. How could you?

250. I didn't. Hmm?

251. Huh?

252. Odie was worried that he'd get in trouble for giving the cheesecake to the wolf,

253. or maybe that somebody would put his new friend in a zoo.

254. How could you?

255. When nobody was looking, he snuck the little wolf out.

256. Odie told the little wolf to stay in the garage and he'd bring him food.

257. He was probably gonna borrow another cheesecake and they'd blame it on me.

258. Hmm?

259. - Oh!

260. I guess it was about then that our visitor arrived,

261. about the time I thought Jon had forgiven me for the cheesecake incident.

262. Dinner, Garfield!

263. Well, it's about time.

264. Maybe Jon finally realized I'm innocent. Of this, anyway.

265. I'm having a porterhouse steak, baked potato with everything,

266. glazed carrots, sautéed mushrooms and a dinner roll.

267. You get Kitty Krunch dry imitation cat food.

268. It's not fair. I'm being punished for eating an entire cheesecake,

269. and I didn't even get to eat the entire cheesecake.

270. That's all you're getting for the rest of the month.

271. Oh, I'll bet Odie would enjoy that yummy piece of steak.

272. Odie, here boy!

273. He's just doing this to torment me. It's working. I'm tormented.

274. Come on, Odie! Come enjoy the steak.

275. Huh?

276. I didn't.

277. - It's a w-w-w... - The word you're looking for is "wolf."

278. - What do we do, Garfield? - I think it's obvious what we do.

279. We run! Whoaaa!

280. So that's how we wound up being chased around Jon's house by a savage wolf.

281. Do you understand now?

282. No, no, no! Don't unpause the video!

283. - Too late!

284. Mama?

285. It looks like this is it for us, Garfield. Do you have any final regrets?

286. Yes. I regret that I didn't eat the cheesecake.

287. Mama!

288. Huh?

289. I've arranged for the pet control people to take them back to the woods.

290. Thanks, Liz.

291. Oh, by the way, I examined the little wolf cub.

292. He had strawberry cheesecake in the fur around his mouth.

293. You mean, he... not Garfield?

294. Just because I can't talk doesn't mean you can't listen to me.

295. Come on, Garfield. I think I owe you a good meal to say I'm sorry.

296. I think about a ten lasagna apology is in order, or make that 11.

297. Bye-bye!

298. Bye!