The Garfield Show 1x30

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Garfield finds a Pocket watch which can stop time but panics when it breaks and time is frozen.

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1. Mind if I stop and buy a few things?

2. Mind? As long as they're edible, why should we mind?

3. I'll take a nap while Odie sticks his head out the window

4. and lets his tongue flap in the breeze.

5. Hey, for a dog, that's heavyweight intellectual activity.

6. - I'll dream about some edible things. - Boy, it's a beautiful night.

7. A clear sky and all those stars; it makes you wonder if there are people out there.

8. People on other worlds or from other times visiting us.

9. I'll be home in 90 nanoseconds, Miriam.

10. Aah! Cheese puffs? I got you a 500-year supply of those just 300 years ago.

11. Alright, alright. I'll pick up some before I get home.

12. I'm going to have to stop off at Earth in the 21st century.

13. Okay, okay. I'll get you a jelly doughnut too.

14. Wait just outside the door, Odie.

15. - Garfield, are you coming? - I can't answer you.

16. In addition to the fact that I can't talk, I'm also asleep.

17. We'll be back soon.

18. Okay. A 500-year supply of cheese puffs and a jelly doughnut.

19. I guess that's a balanced diet.

20. Spider.

21. I know what you're thinking.

22. It's just a little, harmless spider, not hurting anyone.

23. And you're right, of course. So you know what I'm gonna do?

24. I'm gonna swat that spider!

25. I've got you now! Now I've got you! Now!

26. Okay, this time for sure!

27. Okay, then this time!

28. Okay, this is it, spider! You're toast!

29. You're an ex-spider!

30. You're gonna be flatter than one of Jon's soufflés!

31. Yaaaaaa!

32. Oh, my! Where am I?

33. And why do I have the feeling I don't wanna know?

34. Jon? Odie?

35. Anybody I know? I'll even settle for Nermal.

36. Hello, somebody!

37. I don't know where I am, but I have the feeling they like cheese here.

38. At last! Someone I know! Hey, Squeak!

39. Boy, you are so not Squeak!

40. Sorry, I just remembered to make an appointment to not be here now.

41. Or here.

42. I don't suppose it would do any good to mention that I never chase mice.

43. Help! Help!

44. Guys, give me a break. I haven't eaten and it's dinnertime.

45. Dinnertime?

46. That's right. Dinnertime.

47. Hey, I think they're taking me to dinner. This is great.

48. This is not great.

49. Oh, no! Ketchup!

50. - Oh, no! Lettuce and tomato!

51. - Tee-hee. Hey, would you please hold the onion?

52. Oh.

53. Thank you.

54. I think this sandwich had better be to-go.

55. Help!

56. One of these must start it, or turn on the CD player or something.

57. - Ooh.

58. - Yaaaaaaaa!

59. I don't like hairy sandwiches, anyway.

60. There must be some instructions in here on how to fly this thing.

61. An instruction manual! I'm saved, I'm saved, I'm saved!

62. Okay. "How to steer craft. See page 19."

63. Page 19, page 19...

64. Here it is. Page 19.

65. "To steer craft, grab hold of the bleen

66. and rotate it into the zirman position for five freebs."

67. I'm not saved, I'm not saved, I'm not saved!

68. Another weird world.

69. Who or what lives on it?

70. It's probably some horrible monster even worse than those mice people.

71. Something's coming. One of those horrible monsters, I know.

72. Here it comes!

73. It's gonna be the ugliest, most hideous thing in the universe, I know it!

74. Hey, who are you? I'm Garfield the Cat!

75. You can't be Garfield! I'm Garfield!

76. Oh, yeah. If you're Garfield, then answer me this.

77. What do you do all day?

78. I sleep, eat, and annoy small puppies.

79. - What do you do all day? - I sleep, eat, and annoy a puppy.

80. Hey, maybe you are Garfield. But if you're Garfield, then who am I?

81. I know who you are. You're Garfield.

82. Isn't there anything different about us?

83. Well, there is this one thing. Every so often, I turn into one of these.

84. Yikes!

85. What a horrifying, awful experience.

86. And he was so cute up until the near end.

87. I wonder where I'm gonna wind up now.

88. Hey, I know this house! This is our house!

89. This is where I live!

90. I'm home! I'm home! It's almost time for lunch and I'm home.

91. Mmm.

92. From that smell, I can tell Jon's cooking up something wonderful.

93. Garfield, what good timing. I have lunch ready.

94. You look shocked.

95. Didn't you know we're all spider-people on this planet?

96. Aren't we, Odie?

97. - And I cooked you a nice fly lasagna.

98. - No! No!

99. And after we finish our flies,

100. we're going to indulge in our favorite pastime.

101. After him! Swat him the way he always swatted us!

102. No! Stop! I like spiders! I always liked spiders!

103. I've never hurt a spider!

104. See? I'll even stoop to lying.

105. Please no! Don't swat the cat!

106. All done shopping, Odie.

107. I hope Garfield wasn't too bored waiting in the car.

108. You okay in there, Garfield?

109. Garfield?

110. - Odie! Garfield's missing! No!

111. Hey, mister. Have you seen an orange cat?

112. My cat is missing. He's...

113. What did you buy?

114. A 500-year supply of cheese puffs. Why?

115. Oh, never mind that. My cat is missing.

116. Let me put these in my vehicle and I'll look for your cat.

117. Hey! Not only is your cat gone, but so is my vehicle.

118. Maybe whoever took your vehicle took my cat.

119. - We need to call the police. - No, you don't need the police.

120. I have this remote homing device to bring my vehicle back

121. when I lose it or leave it somewhere.

122. My only chance is to get back to that spaceship-thingy car!

123. Oh, no! It's taking off without me!

124. This is a waste of time.

125. I'm calling the police to look for my cat and...

126. I'm telling you, relax.

127. See?

128. Garfield!

129. Garfield, it's okay. You're back and you're safe.

130. Okey-dokey, you got your cat back. I got to get home.

131. - Bye now!

132. I don't know what happened either, Garfield.

133. And I have a strange feeling we never will.

134. Oh, confound it!

135. - I forgot Miriam's jelly doughnut! Huh?

136. Seven o'clock! Oh no, I overslept!

137. Some of us prefer to oversleep.

138. Sometimes, I wish time would just stand still.

139. Wake up, Garfield! It's late!

140. It's only late if you want to do something with your day.

141. I planned to just lie around, so I'm right on time.

142. Here's your morning lasagna, Garfield.

143. Uggh!

144. Huh?

145. My frozen lasagna is still frozen.

146. Ahem!

147. Sorry if it's not right. I think my timer is busted.

148. Time for no more timer.

149. Oh, well. At least there's coffee.

150. I'm late! Bye!

151. That's right.

152. Garfield Cat now comes in the new coffee flavor.

153. I forgot to put the trash cans out!

154. - What's that you got there? - Some sort of old pocket watch.

155. I fished it out of a can a few blocks back.

156. I thought it might be worth something.

157. It's trash. It ain't worth nothing.

158. Jon's always so worried about enough time to do everything.

159. - You know what I worry about? - What?

160. Whether I have enough time to finish my morning nap

161. before I start my afternoon nap.

162. Don't bother me unless there's a serious emergency...

163. or ice cream.

164. - Huh?

165. - Huh?

166. You're waking me up. This better be important.

167. So you found an old watch. Big, fat, hairy deal.

168. Maybe it's a stopwatch. Let's see what happens if I click this.

169. Huh? What?

170. Huh?

171. Okay. Let's see what happens when I click it again.

172. This is great!

173. Boy, I... I may look like an ordinary,

174. slightly overweight pussycat, but with this in my claws,

175. I am the Time Master, Master, Master...

176. Wait till Jon tries to rush me around tomorrow morning.

177. Seven o'clock! Oh no, I overslept!

178. - Not today, alarm clock. - I've got to go get—

179. Much better.

180. I got another three hours of beautiful, glorious sleep.

181. And I see it's still seven o'clock.

182. Tummy rumbling.

183. - Time to get Jon started on breakfast.

184. breakfast on the table.

185. Now, this is the way to be in a hurry.

186. Take your time.

187. Here you are, Garfield. Sweet Oat Crunchies.

188. One percent oat, 99 percent sugar.

189. An important part of my balanced breakfast.

190. - Remember, you're on a strict...

191. Mmm-mmm!

192. And you can only eat one bowl.

193. You wanna bet?

194. I can't believe this thing can just stop time, but apparently it can.

195. I only have a few more houses to deliver to.

196. I'm going to skip the one that gives me trouble.

197. I'm not in the mood for walking today.

198. I think I'll get a ride.

199. No, not the one with the cat that eats lasagna. It's...

200. - ... this house down the street

201. with all the Chihuahuas.

202. Ms. Castinetti just got new dentures

203. and her sister Marge is coming to visit.

204. I'm passing the house with all those yapping rats.

205. We'll have to do something about this.

206. I have nightmares about those dogs every night.

207. I imagine those dogs are tormenting me and...

208. Yaaaaaa!

209. They'll get to know one another.

210. Help! Get them off me! Help!

211. Chihuahuas to the right of me! Chihuahuas to the left of me!

212. Nothing could ruin this day.

213. Hey, Garfield!

214. Of course, I didn't take into account the chance of running into Nermal.

215. So tell me, Garfield, how do I look today? You can be brutally honest with me.

216. Great, really great, or really, really, really super great?

217. D, none of the above.

218. I'm on my way to the biggest cat beauty pageant you ever saw!

219. I've been grooming for weeks to snatch the first prize.

220. Wish me luck. Not that I need any!

221. I think it's time for a total makeover, Nermal.

222. She's not saying anything. She must not mind.

223. Boy, that's good.

224. It's you. It's really you.

225. So I'm off to win first prize in the cat show. Bye, Garfield.

226. And if you don't, I hear the circus is in town.

227. I know this intersection.

228. It takes forever for the light to change. So we won't wait.

229. Being the Time Master has many advantages.

230. Hey, hey, that was fun. Let's try that again.

231. - Huh?

232. Oh, my! Do any of you know how to fix one of these?

233. Come on! There's got to be a way to get the world started again.

234. What if I broke the world? What if it can never be started again?

235. There'd be some advantages; I could eat at VIto's Pizzeria any time I wanted to.

236. Hey, Vito! Any pizzas hot out of the oven?

237. Can you finish this one? I'm kind of hungry.

238. Vito can't make pizza with time standing still.

239. No one can do anything.

240. Those fine, upstanding people who make lasagna can't make lasagna.

241. The whole world's come to a screeching halt

242. thanks to me and this stupid watch.

243. Hey, you!

244. Move! Do something! Don't let time pass you by!

245. D'oh!

246. Don't just stand there!

247. Just because time is standing still doesn't mean you have to stand still.

248. I'm all alone. No one can do anything except me.

249. Which means I have to do everything.

250. No one to cook for me! No one to take care of me!

251. And no TV!

252. This is all your fault, you stupid time-stopping device!

253. No! Stop! Ohh!

254. People are moving again!

255. But they're all going backwards! Time is going backwards!

256. And I'm going backwards, too!

257. Seven o'clock! Oh no, I overslept!

258. Some of us prefer to oversleep.

259. Sometimes, I wish time would just stand still.

260. No, I don't.

261. That was the most horrible, awful nightmare ever.

262. Except the part about Nermal. That was beautiful.