The Garfield Show 1x28

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Jon tries to take the "perfect family picture" for Liz's birthday present but people always come and disturb everything.

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1. - Hey, I smell something terrific.

2. I smell something baked and terrific.

3. Jon is baking pies! No, bread! No, cake!

4. No, pies, br— Oh, bread and cake and pies!

5. No! Maybe muffins.

6. Muffins, tarts, rolls, maybe cookies.

7. I'm baking dough balls, Garfield.

8. Maybe Danish, maybe prune Danish, maybe...

9. Dough balls?

10. We're driving to the cove to go fishing today.

11. Dough balls make great bait to catch fish.

12. Huh?

13. Ptooey! Yuck! What a cruel thing to do to a fish.

14. - Hi, pupster. Going fishing with Jon? - Yeah! Yeah!

15. No, not me.

16. You won't catch me out in that leaky boat of his getting seasick.

17. I know. No, no, I don't care about the beautiful scenery.

18. The only beautiful scenery I want to see is right here.

19. If you're looking for food, I packed everything to take on the fishing trip.

20. Ah! Fishing. The most glorious sport in all the world.

21. "Ah! Fishing. The most glorious sport in all the world."

22. No, I don't care about the fish, but I'll do anything for lunch.

23. The water is so peaceful in this little cove.

24. You know, guys, catching fish isn't the important part.

25. It's the peace and the serenity and just being out in nature that matters.

26. Fishermen always say that when they've been out three hours

27. and haven't caught so much as a sardine.

28. I don't care if I catch a fish. It doesn't matter one bit if I catch...

29. A fish! I've got a fish on my line.

30. I did it! I did it!

31. Jon did it! Jon did it! Alert the media.

32. Hey! There he is!

33. - He's a beaut. - He's an hors d'oeuvre.

34. There we go! I knew my dough balls were the perfect bait.

35. I'll put a bigger one on and catch a bigger fish.

36. Huh?

37. Ptooey!

38. Hey, leave me alone.

39. I'm dreaming about penne pasta in Alfredo sauce.

40. I don't care if you are thirsty.

41. Hey, we're surrounded by water. Try some.

42. Huh?

43. Mama said I got to find food. Got to find food.

44. Uh-oh.

45. That was close. Chomper almost spotted me.

46. Now, what was I doing?

47. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Looking for dinner.

48. Hey, there's something.

49. Yuck! A dough ball.

50. No fish in his right mind would bite on one of those things.

51. A worm! Mama's favorite food!

52. Oww!

53. Mama will be so happy with this worm.

54. Mama, mama! Look what I brought you.

55. Junior, you can't keep a dog down here.

56. A dog? Oh, that's funny. I thought he was a worm.

57. - What's wrong with him, Mama? - He's a dog, Junior. He needs air.

58. Oh! Well, where can he get some?

59. Hi, Mom. Hi, Junior.

60. Hey, I know that dog.

61. - He needs air. - He sure does.

62. Hey, Bernie! Bernie Blowfish!

63. That dog! He saved my life a little while ago!

64. Now we got to save his! You're full of air.

65. Sure thing, Red.

66. I'll give him one of my big, beautiful bubbles.

67. Where's Odie?

68. Odie?

69. That's funny.

70. We're in the middle of the cove and there's no sign of him.

71. I guess he fell overboard.

72. Fell overboard? Odie!

73. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to do my one heroic deed for the year.

74. Odie! Odie! Where are you?

75. He must be a goner. He couldn't breathe down here.

76. - Thanks again for throwing me back, dog. - You're welcome.

77. There's an orange cat running out of air over there.

78. - Friend of yours, dog? - Yeah!

79. Come on!

80. - Hi, Odie. - Hello.

81. Well, this is a nice place you got here.

82. Your friend here saved my life.

83. Would you like a tour of the bottom of the cove?

84. Oh, yeah, sure.

85. We really like it down here. It's wet, but it's home.

86. Well, looks like rush hour.

87. This is the main underwater thoroughfare.

88. And there's our traffic cop.

89. Does he ever give out traffic tickets?

90. Only when he catches someone swimming over the speed limit.

91. This is one of those new fast-food places that are popping up.

92. They have a swim-thru window.

93. Anything tasty to eat? I'm famished.

94. Would you like a worm to-go?

95. I'm not that famished.

96. That reminds me. I promised to find Mama a worm.

97. See you later!

98. The seahorses are at the gate. The track looks fast but a little wet.

99. What's that?

100. Well, it looks like some sort of race track.

101. Yes, and it looks like a race is just about to start.

102. And there they go!

103. Sea Biscuit is off to an early lead, followed by Pony Boy,

104. Little Squirt and Amphibian at the rail.

105. - Ohh! It's Chomper! Help!

106. Approaching the finish line, it's Pony Boy and Sea Biscuit!

107. Pony Boy and Sea Biscuit!

108. And it's Sea Biscuit the winner!

109. Sea Biscuit!

110. Help! It's Chomper!

111. That's my brother.

112. It's Chomper! We got to do something!

113. Perfect!

114. Leave it to me. I think I know.

115. Hey, hey!

116. Run!

117. Uh-oh. I'm fish food.

118. Nyah!

119. Here, fellow. Have a dough ball.

120. What? I caught another fish?

121. Ohh!

122. Whoa!

123. Huh?

124. Chomper's heading out of the cove and into the ocean.

125. You saved us... again.

126. How can we show our appreciation?

127. Well, the air's getting a little thin in here.

128. So, if you don't mind...

129. - Certainly! Bernie? - At your service.

130. Going up!

131. - [pop!] Whoa!

132. Garfield? Odie?

133. They must have gotten knocked overboard along with most of my gear.

134. Oh, no. No...

135. They were such wonderful friends.

136. So cute, so adorable.

137. Ahem!

138. Don't try to cheer me up, Garfield and Odie, I'm missing Garfield and Odie.

139. Three, two, one!

140. Garfield! Odie! You're safe! You're safe!

141. Not if you keep hugging us like that.

142. Let's celebrate. We'll have lunch.

143. Except that there's no lunch.

144. We're stuck here until somebody comes by and rescues us.

145. Stuck out here with nothing to eat?

146. In the meantime...

147. Dough ball?

148. No, thanks! I've seen what those things do to fish.

149. Don't worry. Someone will be along soon.

150. I'm sorry, all we have to eat are these dough balls.

151. Yeah. Real sorry.

152. - Could you pass the mustard, Odie? - Yeah.

153. - Happy birthday, Liz! - Oh, Jon. You're spoiling me.

154. You have better things to do with your money.

155. Yeah. Spend it on the cat.

156. - Thank you, Jon. You're a darling! - And that's not all, Liz.

157. Huh?

158. I've cooked a delicious four-course Italian dinner.

159. Oh, Jon, I love Italian food!

160. - Once again, Liz is trying to do my job. - And this is from the three of us.

161. What?

162. - Garfield, Odie and me. Jon, this is wonderful.

163. You all look so pretty in this picture. Especially Garfield.

164. The camera loves me.

165. It must have been difficult to take this,

166. getting Garfield and Odie to sit still long enough.

167. Nah. It was a piece of cake.

168. Do not believe that man.

169. You have no idea what it took to get that picture.

170. It all started yesterday morning.

171. It had been a perfect day.

172. Woke up at 10:00, had breakfast, back in bed by 10:15.

173. As I was waking up for my pre-lunch snack,

174. Jon came in with one of those looks on his face.

175. Garfield, Odie, this is very important.

176. Very important is something that affects my eating or sleeping?

177. Tomorrow is Liz's birthday.

178. Not very important.

179. And we're going to give her a very special gift, a family picture!

180. Great. Go find a family and take one.

181. Here's a sketch of the photograph.

182. I want the three of us with great big smiles.

183. This is silly.

184. No force on this planet could get me to do this.

185. And if you guys cooperate and we get the picture right,

186. - there'll be extra lasagna tonight.

187. Okay, I'm in.

188. I sell out cheap, don't I?

189. Anything involving tomato sauce and I'm yours.

190. Okay, guys, let's go do it. It'll only take a few minutes.

191. "It'll only take a few minutes."

192. When does anything that will only take a few minutes

193. actually only take a few minutes?

194. I have a timer so I can get in the picture before it goes off.

195. Aha! Perfect.

196. Okay, let's set the timer on... let's say ten seconds.

197. Oops! Looks like I set the timer wrong.

198. - Huh?

199. Ahhh!

200. Oh, I don't know. Looks to me like you got your best side.

201. This time, we should be alright. I set the timer on 30 seconds.

202. Okay, guys! Look at the camera and say cheese!

203. Cheese!

204. Hurry up. I have a cramp in my jaw.

205. Maybe I forgot to push the right button.

206. I'll just take a quick look!

207. I think the last shot of you was better.

208. Hello! Cheese.

209. - Ptooey!

210. Cheese!

211. - Say cheese! - Cheddar.

212. - Odie? Odie, stop it! Bad dog! Bad dog!

213. And that's pretty much how it went all day long.

214. Say cheese!

215. All this talk of cheese is making me hungry.

216. Cheese!

217. Ohh!

218. - Meow?

219. This is an awful picture, Nermal.

220. - What's wrong with it? - "What's wrong with it?"

221. You're in it. That's what's wrong!

222. Why can't I be in the picture? I'm adorable.

223. This is a family picture, Nermal and you are not,

224. I am pleased to say, family.

225. In any case, you're too close to the camera.

226. Oh. How far should I be?

227. Whoaaa!

228. - About that far.

229. Oooh!

230. Cheddar.

231. How far are you sending me this time?

232. Maybe you can have your picture taken with some Martians.

233. Whoaaaa!

234. Goodbye! Farewell! And don't come back!

235. Ohh.

236. Cheese!

237. - Hi, neighbor.

238. I was fixing myself a nice cup of coffee, and then I realized I was out of sugar.

239. I was wondering if I could borrow some from you.

240. We're trying to take a photo here.

241. Hey, good shot of the next-door neighbor. Lousy shot of you.

242. Cheddar!

243. Yaa! Go away!

244. Go away!

245. Ohh!

246. - Ugh!

247. Hello? Oh, hi, Liz.

248. Yeah, we're on for your birthday celebration tomor—

249. - Jon? Jon? Are you there?

250. He was there. His brain wasn't, but he was.

251. Hi again, neighbor.

252. You won't believe what I found under my sink:

253. an old package of sugar.

254. So I guess I won't be needing yours.

255. How's that family picture of yours coming along?

256. Ehh!

257. Huh?

258. What part of the phrase "Don't come back" wasn't clear?

259. If this seems drastic to you, you've obviously never met Nermal.

260. Trust me. It's necessary.

261. Oh no, my nostril is itching.

262. Sorry.

263. Cheddar.

264. - Oh, it figures.

265. The weather report was for clear skies and temps in the 80s.

266. Say cheese, everyone.

267. I keep saying cheese and not getting any.

268. No comment.

269. Alright now, before I start the timer, is everything okay?

270. No rain showers imminent?

271. Not a cloud for miles.

272. No one's nose itches?

273. I scratched mine already.

274. - How about you? - Fine.

275. - No one's going to interrupt us?

276. No one's gonna interrupt us.

277. Fine. I'm starting the timer.

278. Say cheese!

279. Someone order a large pizza with extra pepperoni and mushroom?

280. Huh?

281. Mmm! Yum.

282. Hey, it's your fault for making me think of cheese all day.

283. Alright! I've had enough. It's time to do something drastic.

284. Okay! Everyone ready?

285. - Do you think this looks okay? - Of course it looks okay!

286. I am one of the world's greatest professional photographers.

287. I can make anyone look good. Even the three of you!

288. Alright, I think.

289. If you had done this in the first place, it would have saved us a lot of grief.

290. Here. Alright, here we go.

291. One, two, three... Cheese!

292. I need more pizza.

293. - Perfect! Magnificent!

294. I have outdone myself. I shall make a print for your lady friend.

295. And that's what it took to get the picture taken for Liz.

296. Well, it's a great photo and I thank you all for it.

297. - It's just... - Huh?

298. - Something wrong with it? - Oh, no! It's great, but...

299. Well, Jon, there's a certain expression I know you for,

300. a special look you often have on your face.

301. Oh, what look is that?

302. Well, it's hard to describe, but it's so typically you.

303. Hmm.

304. That's it, Jon! That's the look I know you for.

305. I know that look very well.