The Garfield Show 1x26

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Garfield and Odie are mistakenly accused of stealing barbecued ribs (really stolen by neighborhood pets) when they run away from Jon's twin girl cousins.

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1. So, Liz, how did you and Heather enjoy your trip to Egypt?

2. - The two of us had so much fun.

3. I've brought a couple of snapshots from the trip.

4. You call that a couple? They have fewer photos on the Internet.

5. Garfield, did you know that in ancient Egypt,

6. cats were worshipped like gods?

7. Some of them were even embalmed and buried in their master's sarcophagus.

8. Buried? You call that worship?

9. Oh, and, Jon, I brought you a little souvenir from Cairo.

10. The old man who sold it to me said that it was an ancient artefact.

11. - But I'm sure it's just a copy. - Wow! Thank you, Liz. How cool is that?

12. The man's excited by an old mirror.

13. Hey, put some of that gratitude in feeding us all.

14. - Me, especially.

15. Garfield's right. I'd better go get dinner on the table.

16. Okay if I help?

17. How about we play hide-and-seek?

18. How about if you hide and we don't seek?

19. One, two, three, four...

20. I'll consider hiding when she hits 80 or so.

21. seven, eight,

22. nine, ten, 11...

23. 13, 14, 15...

24. Odie! Odie, come back!

25. Oh, boy!

26. 82, 83...

27. 99, 100!

28. Garfield? Odie?

29. I'm gonna find you!

30. Now, where did they disappear to?

31. Oh! Oh!

32. As if I didn't have enough problems already.

33. I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Odie.

34. Or anywhere else.

35. Hey, would you be careful with those things?

36. I like my fur the way it is, on a living body.

37. We are your humble servants, Master.

38. This way, Your Excellence.

39. Ah! This is more like it!

40. Bad jackal!

41. I am Neferkitty, high priestess of the goddess Cat-Ra!

42. Whatever you say.

43. More grapes, please?

44. - And would you mind peeling them? - As you wish, great leader.

45. Ahem.

46. You ahem'd?

47. A long time ago,

48. cats were not just worshipped by ancient Egyptians,

49. cats ruled over them.

50. Men were merely our slaves, building us monuments and pyramids.

51. - Oho!

52. But one day, thousands of years ago, the men dared to rebel against us.

53. Defeated, we were banished into another dimension

54. through a magic mirror.

55. Could you skip to the end? I never liked educational programs.

56. According to an ancient prophecy,

57. an orange cat and his pet jackal will appear one day.

58. Jackal? Oh, you mean Odie.

59. Is that supposed to be me?

60. The orange cat shall become our new pharaoh,

61. and we will worship him for 2,000 years.

62. You want to worship me and feed me?

63. Who am I to deny my adoring public?

64. You shall have all that you wish for

65. as soon as we're done with the crowning ceremony.

66. Good. Can we get it over with in time for lunch?

67. Oh, boy.

68. Ugh! Hey! Not so tight! You want to stop my breathing?

69. No, that will come soon enough.

70. Hail to our new pharaoh!

71. Hail to our new pharaoh!

72. Hail to our new pharaoh!

73. Hail to our new pharaoh!

74. Keep it down, Odie. You're gonna ruin my big moment of fame.

75. I, Neferkitty, high priestess of the goddess Cat-Ra,

76. crown you pharaoh, my lord.

77. Ugh!

78. I present you with those two symbols of your immortal dominion.

79. Hail to our new pharaoh!

80. Hail to our new pharaoh!

81. That's enough grapes to last someone a lifetime!

82. Or me, about an hour.

83. In the sarcophagus, an hour will be your lifetime.

84. You never mentioned anything about putting me

85. into that over-decorated phone booth.

86. Didn't I? Oh, must have slipped off my mind.

87. See, our previous pharaoh was getting a little...

88. Hey, thanks for inviting me to be pharaoh,

89. but I just remembered a previous engagement

90. to not have my life ended.

91. - Ohh!

92. - If you need me, I'll be in here.

93. Ouch!

94. Hail to our new pharaoh!

95. Hail to our new pharaoh that we shall worship and adore

96. for the next 2,000 years.

97. The least you could have done was give me the grapes.

98. Thanks, I guess.

99. Be silent. There's no talking in a sarcophagus.

100. Oh, sorry. It's dark in here and I couldn't read the sign.

101. The day of our new pharaoh shall be the day of our new freedom and ascendancy.

102. You are rattling the temple with your snoring!

103. Oops. Guess I didn't tell you I'm a loud sleeper, did I?

104. People in the next state sometimes call and complain about the noise.

105. Didn't you hear what I said? Be silent!

106. There.

107. - Suits you way better.

108. Why, you... Guards! Don't let him get away!

109. Fasten your seat belt, Neferkitty.

110. This is gonna be one bumpy ride!

111. - This way, Odie!

112. Catch them!

113. This way!

114. That's our exit, Odie! Quick!

115. Pupster! How did you open it?

116. Try to remember! Use your brain!

117. Wow!

118. So, the prophecy was right!

119. The day we crowned our new pharaoh was indeed the day of our freedom!

120. I shall gather all my troops.

121. We shall cross through the magic gate and wage a war

122. that will enslave mankind and grant us full world domination!

123. Oh, we already have full world domination.

124. What on earth do you mean?

125. Modern-day cats already rule humans.

126. They feed us, and pet us, and buy us annoying kitty toys,

127. and let us sleep anywhere we want to, and all day.

128. Hey, we want to sleep all day.

129. And we did it in such a clever and subtle way

130. that the humans still haven't figured out that they're our slaves.

131. You wanna mess with that?

132. And have someone serve us freshly baked lasagna.

133. Wait! If this is true, take me to your world so I can see it for myself.

134. This way, Your Highness.

135. But I'd lose the Egyptian suit if I were you.

136. Just to keep a low profile.

137. That's it! I'm free.

138. - I'm free! Jon!

139. - Where did this beautiful cat come from? - Never saw her before.

140. Maybe she belongs to the neighbors.

141. I don't see any identification tattoo or a collar.

142. Unhand me, filthy mortal.

143. Oh, what a beautiful kitty.

144. - Can I hold her? - Sure.

145. Can I keep her, Auntie Liz? Can I? I've always wanted a kitty!

146. If no neighbor comes looking for her, sure, why not?

147. High Priestess, is that you?

148. No point in letting them go to waste.

149. Just being on the safe side, we wouldn't want any conquests of mankind.

150. We're gonna be such great friends! I'll name you Fuzzbutton!

151. Fuzzbutton?

152. And we'll get you your own sandbox, and maybe a catnip mouse.

153. - And then I'll... No! I must rule the world!

154. I must!

155. Hey.

156. That's how it is, sometimes.

157. One day, you're the high priestess of the planet.

158. The next day, you're Fuzzbutton.

159. Well, come on in.

160. I don't care who it is.

161. Even Nermal, as annoying as he is, couldn't budge me from this bed.

162. Garfield, guess what?

163. It's my twin cousins, Drusilla and Minerva!

164. Hello, little kitty cat!

165. - Kitty cat! - No, no!

166. - Kitty cat! - Kitty cat!

167. Hello, little kitty cat!

168. - Kitty cat! - Little kitty cat!

169. Not Drusilla and Minerva! Anything but Drusilla and Minerva!

170. Quick, Odie, we've got to get out of here.

171. Our lives are at stake! Run!

172. - Kitty cat!

173. What do you mean it can't be that bad? Look!

174. - Kitty cat! - Kitty cat!

175. - Look! - Look!

176. - It's the puppy dog! - It's the puppy dog!

177. - Puppy dog! - Puppy dog!

178. - Aaaaah! - Puppy dog!

179. - Get the puppy! Get the puppy! - Puppy dog!

180. - It's a puppy dog! - Puppy dog!

181. - Puppy dog!

182. - It's a puppy dog! - It's a puppy dog!

183. Ugh!

184. Oh!

185. Let's play with the kitty cat and the puppy dog!

186. - Kitty cat! - Puppy dog!

187. - Kitty cat! - Puppy dog!

188. Kitty cat!

189. Oh, man! That was close.

190. Why doesn't Jon warn us when Drusilla and Minerva

191. are visiting this half of the country?

192. Well, we can't go home. Let's eat.

193. I happen to know that one of our neighbors is barbecuing this afternoon.

194. Well, the ribs will be ready soon, hon! Could you bring me more barbecue sauce?

195. I have to do everything myself.

196. Oh-ho-ho! Heavenly!

197. Whoa!

198. Hey, I was here first. Those are my ribs.

199. Those ribs are mine!

200. I've been planning to steal those ribs for days.

201. I thought of stealing them first.

202. Guys, guys! There's only one way to settle this.

203. Let's divide them up!

204. - Good idea! - Good idea!

205. I cannot wait to eat these delicious smelling ribs.

206. They look great! - The one I just had was perfect.

207. The ribs were calling to me up on that hilltop.

208. You don't want that.

209. Let's get some that have meat on them.

210. Huh? - My ribs! You stole my ribs!

211. Ribs?

212. I haven't seen any ribs. Have you seen any ribs, Odie?

213. I'm not letting you get away with this!

214. Hello? Get me the animal control board.

215. Okay, calm down, sir. Give me a description of the cat and dog.

216. Sure.

217. I know that cat.

218. The fat orange one. He took your ribs?

219. He usually goes after lasagna. Okay, I'll find him and the dog.

220. I'm not used to being falsely accused of taking food.

221. Hey, that was easy!

222. Usually, I'm guilty.

223. Yeah.

224. Hey! What's the big, fat, hairy idea?

225. You're under arrest, cat. Rib-stealing in the first degree!

226. Hey! Let go, mutt! Stop!

227. - Ohh! - Hey, it's been lovely, but... bye!

228. That won't stop him! This calls for more extreme measures.

229. I'll have to try the old "fake tail connected to the beehive" trick.

230. Ohh!

231. First, we take a fake tail. Then we connect it to a beehive.

232. Perfect.

233. - Hey!

234. Nice try, cat, but I'm a little too observant for you.

235. Help!

236. We're going to the one place he won't be able to chase us... home!

237. He's not gonna give up, not unless I can prove I didn't steal the ribs.

238. But in order to prove it, I'd have to go out and investigate.

239. Oh, well. At least we're safe in here.

240. There's the kitty cat and the puppy dog!

241. - Hello, little kitty cat! - Hello, puppy dog!

242. No! Run, Odie! Run for our lives!

243. Puppy dog! Kitty cat!

244. Hello, little kitty cat!

245. - I'm tired, too. Puppy dog!

246. Kitty cat! Puppy dog!

247. Let's play dress-up!

248. I don't know how you play dress-up, either.

249. But I'll bet you a year's worth of lasagna, we'll hate it.

250. Let's play dress-up!

251. Let's play dress-up! Let's play dress-up!

252. More make-up! - I was right, we hate it.

253. That's very fashion forward.

254. Let's play tea party!

255. And then we'll do their nails!

256. Come on, Odie! Let's make a break for it!

257. - Stop!

258. - [Al] Excuse me, ladies.

259. Have you seen a fat orange cat and a stupid-looking dog around here?

260. Hey, you're no male model yourself.

261. Thanks.

262. You know, this disguise thing isn't a bad idea.

263. You don't have to be a girl for very long.

264. Only until we find out who stole those ribs.

265. I just hope we don't run into anyone we know.

266. Grrrr!

267. - Hello, ladies. - Especially him.

268. So, I haven't seen you two before.

269. I'm Nermal, the cutest and coolest kitty cat on the planet.

270. Oh, hello.

271. My name is Glenda. And this is my friend, Odessa.

272. Me-oww.

273. You're kind of cute, Nermal.

274. But you're not as cute as that orange cat who lives down the street.

275. - What's his name? - You don't mean Garfield?

276. Oh, yes! Garfield!

277. Cutest, handsomest cat in the world!

278. Are we talking about the same Garfield? All he does is eat all day.

279. I'm surprised he's not down at the old railroad yard with Harry,

280. Hercules and Rottweiler.

281. They're lying around eating barbecued ribs.

282. Ribs?

283. Stay away from those guys. They are bad news.

284. Well, okay. See you later, Nermal.

285. Come on, Odie.

286. They're heading for the railroad yard.

287. Delicious! Simply delicious!

288. Hey, I thought we were gonna save some of these for later.

289. It is later.

290. I know how we can clear our names. We'll put our disguises to use.

291. Yoo-hoo! Could you help a couple of lost ladies?

292. Ptooey!

293. How can we be of assistance to two lovely ladies?

294. Care for a barbecued rib?

295. Oh! I'd like you to take those bones to someone.

296. Hey!

297. Uh, come this way.

298. Whoa!

299. Huh?

300. Silly hairdo of mine!

301. It's Garfield!

302. Aww! He looks so pretty in his cute widdle dress!

303. Heh heh! That's such a good shade of lipstick for him. Ha ha!

304. And this must be Odie! Aw, he looks so adorable.

305. - Hmm. - They were spying on us.

306. Coming here, interrupting our rib-eating!

307. Guys, you wouldn't hit a lady.

308. - We're trapped!

309. - Where'd this come from? - Ohh!

310. Looks like I caught the culprits who stole that man's barbecued ribs.

311. Never thought I'd be happy to see the dogcatcher show up.

312. Right!

313. Guess I was wrong about that orange cat and the mutt doing it.

314. These guys' owners will have to bail them out and pay for the ribs.

315. I thought you two ladies might need help, so I brought the dogcatcher.

316. Never thought I'd be glad to see Nermal show up, either.

317. So, am I cooler than Garfield or what?

318. If you'd like, you can reward me with a kiss.

319. - Wha... - Mwah!

320. Why, sure, Nermal. Close your eyes.

321. Ptooey!

322. Come on, Odessa!

323. This tacky railroad yard is no place for a lady!

324. See you later, Nermal.

325. I didn't want to say anything,

326. but that cat lady is almost as fat as Garfield.