1. You come back here with that, Garfield!
We were supposed to share that pizza!Copy !req
2. Don't worry, I'll leave you the crust.Copy !req
3. Come back with that pillow!Copy !req
4. It's my pillow! I paid for it!Copy !req
5. I'm the one who got cat hair all over it!Copy !req
6. Aah! A mouse!
Garfield, there's a mouse in the kitchen!Copy !req
7. You were supposed to keep mice out!Copy !req
8. I am! I'm eating
every last piece of cheese we have.Copy !req
9. Boy, Jon and Garfield haven't been
getting along well lately, have they?Copy !req
10. No.Copy !req
11. And you'd like them to be friends,
wouldn't you?Copy !req
12. Yeah.Copy !req
13. Well, we gotta do something.Copy !req
14. I can't live in a house
with so much bickering.Copy !req
15. I'm a sensitive rodent.Copy !req
16. And I think I got an idea.
Wanna help, Odie?Copy !req
17. Yeah!Copy !req
18. Okay, here's what you do.Copy !req
19. But I gotta whisper...Copy !req
20. - We're going to watch the music show.
- We're gonna watch the monster movie.Copy !req
21. - We're going to watch the music show.
- We're gonna watch the monster movie.Copy !req
22. - We're going to watch the music show.
- We're gonna watch the monster movie.Copy !req
23. - We're gonna watch the music show.
- Monster movie.Copy !req
24. - The movie show.
- Monster movie.Copy !req
25. - Movie show.
- Monster movie.Copy !req
26. - Movie show.
- Monster movie.Copy !req
27. - We're going to watch the music show.
- We're gonna watch the monster movie.Copy !req
28. - We're going to watch the music show.
- We're gonna watch the monster movie.Copy !req
29. - The movie show.
- Monster movie.Copy !req
30. Are you and your pet not getting along?Copy !req
31. Are the two of you always
quarrelling and bickering?Copy !req
32. If the arguments in your house
are getting out of hand,Copy !req
33. maybe you're just
what we've been looking for.Copy !req
34. - Movie show!
- Monster movie!Copy !req
35. - Movie show!
- Monster movie!Copy !req
36. We have a new reality TV show
called Petmatchers.Copy !req
37. Our mission is to match
the right pet and master.Copy !req
38. Each week, we put one pet owner
and one pet through a series of testsCopy !req
39. calculated to measure if they go together.Copy !req
40. Last week, this woman came to us
with her dog, an obvious mismatch.Copy !req
41. After our tests, she left with her new
perfectly matched pet.Copy !req
42. - Gee, that sounds interesting.
- Gee, that sounds interesting.Copy !req
43. We ought to go on that show.Copy !req
44. They'll get tested, they'll realize
they're made for each other,Copy !req
45. and no more arguing.Copy !req
46. That is... if it works.Copy !req
47. - Movie show! Movie show!
- Monster movie! Monster movie!Copy !req
48. - Movie show! Movie show!
- Monster movie! Monster movie!Copy !req
49. And now, back to Petmatchers
with your host, Chuck Yenta.Copy !req
50. - Welcome back!Copy !req
51. - We're testing this man, Jon Arbinkle.
- Jon Arbuckle.Copy !req
52. Right. Jon Arbinkle, to see if he
and his cat Garfield are a good match.Copy !req
53. I hope they don't expect me to sing.Copy !req
54. The computer has analyzed your likes.
Here are yours, Jon Arbinkle.Copy !req
55. Ahem.Copy !req
56. Summer days, friendly people,
walks on the beach, a good baseball game.Copy !req
57. - Yep, that's me.Copy !req
58. And here is what the computer
has determined as the likes of your pet.Copy !req
59. - Beef lasagna, sausage lasagna,Copy !req
60. spinach lasagna, more beef lasagna...Copy !req
61. Did it mention lasagna? Smart computer.Copy !req
62. Let's see the other ways in which
you two are compatible or incompatible.Copy !req
63. - Favorite way to spend the evening?Copy !req
64. Favorite sport?Copy !req
65. Favorite hobby?Copy !req
66. All this testing is making me feel
like I need a nap.Copy !req
67. Mr. Yenta, have these tests enabled you
to determine my personality?Copy !req
68. - Yes, you don't seem to have one.Copy !req
69. But we have determined
that you and your cat Garfield are...Copy !req
70. Ohh...Copy !req
71. Hmm?Copy !req
72. - Incompatible!Copy !req
73. Incompatible?Copy !req
74. You mean Garfield shouldn't be my cat?Copy !req
75. That is correct! But don't worry.Copy !req
76. We've determined the ideal new pet for youCopy !req
77. and the ideal new master for your cat.Copy !req
78. - Me? Live with someone other than Jon?Copy !req
79. Garfield Cat, your new owner is...Copy !req
80. Freddie Applegate, age 9.Copy !req
81. Where's my new kitty cat?
I want my new kitty cat!Copy !req
82. - No!Copy !req
83. - Kitty Cat!
Oh, my.Copy !req
84. - But Garfield and I have always—
- And Jon Arbinkle,Copy !req
85. the ideal new pet for you
as determined by the computer is...Copy !req
86. - this frog!Copy !req
87. Are you sure the computer
didn't make a mistake?Copy !req
88. Computers never make mistakes.Copy !req
89. Now, go to your homes
and we'll have camera crews follow youCopy !req
90. and report back on next week's show
how things are working out.Copy !req
91. I already hate this.Copy !req
92. I'm gonna take you home
and we're gonna play Rocket to Mars!Copy !req
93. Don't be sad, Odie. Our new friend will
fit into our lives and it will be good.Copy !req
94. There you go, boy.Copy !req
95. I think that's all he does.Copy !req
96. Look at the bright side.Copy !req
97. I'll bet Garfield's getting along great
in his new home.Copy !req
98. Kitty cat! It's time for lunch!Copy !req
99. Did someone say lunch? You did say lunch.
Oh, boy, I'm going to like it here.Copy !req
100. I'm having meat loaf
with mashed potatoes and creamed corn,Copy !req
101. plus, for dessert,
I get ice cream with hot fudge on it.Copy !req
102. What about the cat? What about the cat?Copy !req
103. And you get a bowl of Kitty Crunchies.Copy !req
104. Ptooey!Copy !req
105. Yuck! Ptooey!Copy !req
106. Hey, if you think this is food,
you eat it.Copy !req
107. Ahhh!Copy !req
108. You're gonna do what I tell you.Copy !req
109. We're gonna play Rocket to Mars!Copy !req
110. We are?Copy !req
111. I don't think I'm going to like playing
Rocket to Mars!Copy !req
112. Ready to blast off for Mars.
Three, two, one, blast off!Copy !req
113. I was right.
I don't like playing Rocket to Mars!Copy !req
114. I don't like it one... ... bit.Copy !req
115. So, Froggy,
would you like to go for a walk?Copy !req
116. Chase birds? Do anything?
How about kicking the puppy off the table?Copy !req
117. My old pet loved kicking the puppy
off the table.Copy !req
118. This is the most boring pet in the world.Copy !req
119. I'll bet things are more exciting
in Garfield's new home.Copy !req
120. Now he wants to play cops and robbers
and I have to be a robber.Copy !req
121. Oh! Where is that bad kitty cat burglar?Copy !req
122. Oh, no, stop!
- I'm going to have to arrest himCopy !req
123. and make sure he receives
the ultimate punishment.Copy !req
124. This is the ultimate punishment.Copy !req
125. Maybe he's hiding in here somewhere.Copy !req
126. - When I catch him, he'll be sorry.
- I'm already sorry.Copy !req
127. No, I guess he's not in here.
I'll go search around outside.Copy !req
128. Boy, am I sorry.
- Gotcha!Copy !req
129. But not as sorry as I'm gonna be.Copy !req
130. The burglar is putting up a struggle.
He's trying to get away.Copy !req
131. - A fine idea.
- He's making a break for his getaway car.Copy !req
132. I am?Copy !req
133. It looks like it's going to be
a high-speed police pursuit!Copy !req
134. Help! Call the auto club! Help!Copy !req
135. Jon never did this to me.
Plus, he made me lasagna.Copy !req
136. I... I can't move. I can't move.Copy !req
137. Where's my kitty cat?
I have another game for him!Copy !req
138. Oh yeah! I can move.Copy !req
139. I've got to get Garfield back in my life!Copy !req
140. I've got to get Jon back in my life!Copy !req
141. Garfield, you should come back
and be my loyal, devoted cat again.Copy !req
142. Jon, I should come back and you should be
the guy who feeds me again.Copy !req
143. Waaaaah!Copy !req
144. Well, that's what
our cameras recorded.Copy !req
145. I guess this pet match just didn't work.Copy !req
146. But things have all been straightened out.Copy !req
147. Garfield and Jon are together again,
and Freddie has a new pet, too.Copy !req
148. - We're gonna play Rocket to Mars!
- Waaaaah!Copy !req
149. Hey! You come back here!
You're my frog now!Copy !req
150. And meanwhile,
here's your faithful dog Odie.Copy !req
151. Glad to see master and pet reunited.Copy !req
152. And to thank you for letting Petmatchers
try to match your pets,Copy !req
153. we have a nice gift for you.Copy !req
154. Something edible, I hope.Copy !req
155. Our computer has calculated what would be
the ideal vacation spot for you,Copy !req
156. and we're going to send you there,
all expenses paid!Copy !req
157. The perfect vacation spot! I can't wait.Copy !req
158. The perfect vacation spot?
I thought computers didn't make mistakes.Copy !req
159. Brr!
- Computers don't make mistakes.Copy !req
160. Pets make mistakes.Copy !req
161. M-M-My f-f-frog!Copy !req
162. Don't look at me like that, Garfield.Copy !req
163. The weatherman said, "clear and sunny
with highs in the low eighties."Copy !req
164. It always rains when they say that.Copy !req
165. What rotten luck.
My luck's been terrible lately.Copy !req
166. Aww!Copy !req
167. Oooh!Copy !req
168. Good!Copy !req
169. The rain's stopping.
I'm going to get in a little fishing.Copy !req
170. Hey, great rainbow.Copy !req
171. You know what's at the end
of a rainbow, Odie?Copy !req
172. A pot of gold.Copy !req
173. Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
174. At the end of every rainbow,
there's a pot of gold.Copy !req
175. - And it's guarded by a leprechaun.
- Wow!Copy !req
176. That mutton-headed mutt!Copy !req
177. He actually believed that old fairy tale
about the pot of gold.Copy !req
178. You know, he's going to be
finding it a long wayCopy !req
179. to the end of that rainbow.Copy !req
180. Wow!Copy !req
181. Huh?Copy !req
182. Me pot of gold!
Someone took me pot of gold!Copy !req
183. It never fails!
Every time there's a rainbow,Copy !req
184. another one of them treasure seekers
comes round!Copy !req
185. Odie will be back soon.
More bad luck.Copy !req
186. He'll probably want me
to throw the stick or something.Copy !req
187. I gotta get some sleep.Copy !req
188. No, I do not want to throw
the pot of gold so you can fetch it.Copy !req
189. He does that all the time,
"Throw the pot of gold so I can fetch it."Copy !req
190. It is! It is a pot of gold!Copy !req
191. It's mine, it's mine, it's mine!Copy !req
192. - Now then, who took me pot of gold?
- It's his, it's his, it's his!Copy !req
193. Please, little kitty.Copy !req
194. A leprechaun is nothing
without his pot of gold.Copy !req
195. Please, please, please, give it back.Copy !req
196. I could reward you.
I could give you anything you want.Copy !req
197. Okay. I want two pots of gold. No, three.Copy !req
198. And throw in a pizza, maybe some lasagna.Copy !req
199. I sense you be needing a little good luck.Copy !req
200. I can fix it so from now on,
that's all you'll be having!Copy !req
201. Nothing but good luck!Copy !req
202. Now you're using
your head, you are.Copy !req
203. Here comes the good luck spell.Copy !req
204. Whoa! That didn't feel like good luck.Copy !req
205. Oh, this is a waste of time.Copy !req
206. The rain drove the fish
too far underwater.Copy !req
207. Here, Garfield.
Reel my line in while I go get the car.Copy !req
208. Why should I reel your line in? Why—?Copy !req
209. - Odie! I caught a fish! I caught a fish!Copy !req
210. No, I think it caught me.Copy !req
211. This still doesn't feel like good luck.Copy !req
212. What a great catch!Copy !req
213. Garfield, you are the luckiest cat
in the world.Copy !req
214. If I'm so lucky,
how come I have a fish on me?Copy !req
215. I'll barbecue this up
for us right now!Copy !req
216. No, I'm not lucky.Copy !req
217. For one thing, I can't eat a big fish
like that without tartar sauce.Copy !req
218. And where are we gonna find
a hundred gallons of tartar sauce?Copy !req
219. This is Trans Tartar.Copy !req
220. We're an air freight company
that specializesCopy !req
221. in the transport of tartar sauce,
and I'm having engine trouble.Copy !req
222. I repeat, where am I going to find
a hundred gallons of tartar sauce?Copy !req
223. That stuff doesn't just fall from the sky.Copy !req
224. Read you, Trans Tartar.Copy !req
225. Advise you lighten your aircraft's weight
by one hundred gallons of tartar sauce.Copy !req
226. Roger.Copy !req
227. Huh?Copy !req
228. - I still don't feel very lucky.Copy !req
229. Mmm.
- I feel like a mackerel.Copy !req
230. Hey, maybe there is something
to this lucky stuff, Ode.Copy !req
231. Like, if I were to decide
I wanted ice cream.Copy !req
232. Hmm.Copy !req
233. Whoa!Copy !req
234. Mmm! This isn't bad!
It could use chocolate sauce.Copy !req
235. I need to find a way
to turn all this luck into money.Copy !req
236. In just a few moments,
we'll pick the winning lottery numberCopy !req
237. and some lucky soul
will win 30 gazillion dollars.Copy !req
238. Thirty gazillion dollars?
This is my chance.Copy !req
239. - I have my ticket, Odester.
- And the winning number is...Copy !req
240. - 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-3.
- 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-3.Copy !req
241. What a surprise.Copy !req
242. I'm coming to you
from outside the new mansionCopy !req
243. that was just purchased
by Garfield, the gazillionaire cat.Copy !req
244. The palatial home has 84 rooms,Copy !req
245. more than half of which contain
nothing but lasagna.Copy !req
246. What a terrific light snack.
Now, uh, where's my butler?Copy !req
247. - Will there be anything else, sir?Copy !req
248. Excuse me, sir. Someone is at the door.Copy !req
249. I'll get it.
I haven't walked for a few days.Copy !req
250. This being rich is great.
I'm so lucky to have all this luck.Copy !req
251. - Howdy, Cousin Garfield!
- I'm not your cousin. Whoever you are.Copy !req
252. We were so happy to hear
we had ourselves a rich relative.Copy !req
253. We couldn't wait to all come here
and move in with you.Copy !req
254. "All"?Copy !req
255. - This is fine.
- Look, look here.Copy !req
256. That's the back door doorbell.
Who could that be?Copy !req
257. Garfield Cat? I'm here to get you to
invest some of your 30 gazillion dollarsCopy !req
258. in my new business venture,
the electric yo-yo!Copy !req
259. - A few billion and you could own this,Copy !req
260. and then invest everything else you own
in my friends' business ventures!Copy !req
261. - Invest in my business!
- No, mine!Copy !req
262. Invest in my...Copy !req
263. Finally, I'm alone
and no one's after my money.Copy !req
264. Mr. Garfield! I'm from the government,Copy !req
265. and you owe taxes
on your 30 gazillion dollars!Copy !req
266. - There's the state tax, the sales tax...Copy !req
267. - a screaming tax...Copy !req
268. Yaaaah!Copy !req
269. Hey, while I'm down here,
I'll collect the sewer tax.Copy !req
270. I need to get rid of all this good luck!Copy !req
271. There he is! Right there!Copy !req
272. I need to find ways to have bad luck!Copy !req
273. Walking under a ladder is bad luck.Copy !req
274. Invest in my business!Copy !req
275. - Invest in my business!Copy !req
276. Garfield!
What's the big idea, painting me black?Copy !req
277. - Don't ask questions. Just cross my path.Copy !req
278. Having a black cat cross your path
is bad luck.Copy !req
279. I must have gotten rid
of that good luck by now.Copy !req
280. Well, I guess I'll get some lunch,
maybe a sardine sandwich.Copy !req
281. - Oh, no! I still have my good luck!Copy !req
282. Odie! Do you remember
where you found that pot of gold?Copy !req
283. Hmm. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
284. Take me there! Right now!Copy !req
285. I have to get that leprechaun to take back
this good luck before it destroys me!Copy !req
286. So, you want I should remove
the good luck spell, do you, kitty cat?Copy !req
287. Oh, please, please, please!Copy !req
288. You do understand,
if I take away the good luck,Copy !req
289. I also take away the 30 gazillion dollars?Copy !req
290. - Take it. Please.
- Have it your way, pussycat.Copy !req
291. - Odie. I think my good luck is gone.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
292. There's one way to check.Copy !req
293. Boy, I wish a couple of lasagnas
would fall from the sky.Copy !req
294. - It's gone.Copy !req
295. Come on, boy.Copy !req
296. Let's go get a couple of lasagnas
the unlucky way, making Jon buy them.Copy !req
297. He sure learned a valuable lesson,
that cat did.Copy !req
298. Luck is what you make of it.
He got that, and me,Copy !req
299. I got another 30 gazillion dollars.
I am so lucky!Copy !req
300. Mr. O'Rourke!Copy !req
301. I'm from the government, and you owe taxes
on your 30 gazillion dollars!Copy !req
302. Let's see, state tax, nine gazillion.Copy !req
303. - Sales tax, four million. Exhaling tax...
- I'm so lucky, so lucky.Copy !req