The Garfield Show 1x17

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Odie gets taken to the dog pound as he's not wearing his license tag Collar. Garfield disguises himself as a dog to rescue Odie.

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1. Pine.

2. - Weeping Willow.

3. Uh... Sycamore!

4. We'll return with more of your favorite game show,

5. Say a Kind of Tree and We Hit You with a Lemon Meringue Pie!

6. Jon always did have a taste for the really serious intellectual program.

7. More of Say a Kind of Tree and We Hit You with a Lemon Meringue Pie!

8. after these news headlines.

9. Today is the first day of the city's new dog licensing law.

10. Any dog not wearing a license will be presumed a stray

11. and taken to the dog pound.

12. I almost forgot. I got Odie a license and I have to put it on him.

13. In other news,

14. traffic is stalled on the coast highway due to an accident.

15. Workers said cars were blocked when a collision knocked down a large elm tree.

16. Huh?

17. I know you don't like it, but if they catch you without it,

18. they'll haul you off to the pound.

19. - Oh, that would be just awful.

20. No, even I'm not that rotten.

21. There. Now I'm going back to my favorite show,

22. Say a Kind of Tree and We'll Hit You with a Lemon Meringue Pie!

23. Just any sense of good taste.

24. Hope I'm not missing much.

25. I gotta get down here where I can just get some...

26. That feels good.

27. - No, I don't want to throw the stick.

28. No, I don't want to throw the ball.

29. In fact, I want to throw the ball even less

30. - than I wanted to throw the stick.

31. Bowwww!

32. Bowwww!

33. No, I don't want to throw the doggy toy.

34. As hard as it may be to believe, I want to throw the doggy toy even less

35. than I wanted to throw the stick or the ball.

36. - But you know what I do want to throw?

37. You had to ask.

38. Ohh!

39. Odie's license came off.

40. He's out there where they grab dogs that don't have licenses

41. and take them to the pound.

42. Not my problem.

43. There's another one. No license.

44. You won't get away from me, dog!

45. Ohh! Hey, watch it!

46. Hey!

47. Sorry, pooch, but it's the law.

48. Why can't I sleep?

49. It can't be because I feel guilty about Odie out there without his dog license.

50. It's not my fault it fell off when I threw him out the window.

51. So why can't I sleep?

52. If I can't sleep, I might as well eat.

53. - This is hilarious!

54. - Maple. - Oh, it hurts.

55. - Can't get my breath! Mushroom omelet.

56. Ooh! I'm sorry, Mr. Fazblatt...

57. I checked with the judges and they say "mushroom omelet"

58. is not the name of a tree so we cannot hit you with a lemon meringue pie.

59. But now it's time for our home game where one lucky viewer will get to play

60. Say a Kind of Tree and We Hit You with a Lemon Meringue Pie!

61. Home game? You mean someone will be hit with a lemon meringue pie

62. just for saying... oh, I don't know, spruce?

63. I'll get it.

64. - Uh, yes?

65. Oh, great. You finally won something and it's that?

66. I'll get dinner on the table. Mmm.

67. You call Odie.

68. Oh, Odie?

69. Well, no Odie. Let's eat.

70. Where's Odie? I'm not serving dinner until Odie is at the table.

71. But that's not fair. I'm here. I'm hungry.

72. I'm serious, Garfield.

73. No dinner until Odie is at the table. And now go out and find him.

74. But I'm... I'm...

75. I'm going to find him.

76. Odie?

77. Odie. Yoo-hoo.

78. Odie.

79. Odie.

80. Odie.

81. Attention, brainless mutt.

82. If you're looking for your dog, I saw him get taken off to the pound.

83. I was afraid of that.

84. Well, this is it.

85. I am actually walking into a building full of dogs. Voluntarily.

86. Sorry, cat. You see that sign?

87. That means no cats allowed.

88. Lookie, Mommy.

89. Someone threw away a perfectly good pussycat.

90. Humph. They probably thought he was too fat, dear.

91. Hey, you're not exactly supermodel material yourself, lady!

92. - Ohh!

93. All right.

94. I didn't want to resort to this,

95. but it may be the only way to get this license back on Odie.

96. Okay, let's see if I can pass for a dog.

97. Arf arf. Woof woof.

98. Nah. I don't look stupid enough.

99. How do dogs do this stupid stuff all day?

100. Bow-wow. Arf. Yip-yip-yip-yip.

101. Arf. Yip. Bark.

102. Isn't it a little late to be going out looking for strays?

103. I need one more catch to make my quota for today, Pete.

104. Ahem. Bark, bark.

105. Stray dog with no license. Woof and double woof.

106. Ha! Gotcha!

107. You got me.

108. Okay, doggy. In here with you.

109. Hmm?

110. - Your situation is not hopeless, Odie. - Huh?

111. By day, he looks like an ordinary brainless,

112. "too dumb to do anything useful" dog.

113. But then, when there's trouble, he instantly transforms himself into...

114. Super Garfield, Garfield, Garfield, Garfield...

115. Whoa! Hey, stop! Put that tongue back where you found it.

116. Stop! Stop or I'll leave you here, Odie.

117. Better. Now then, you'll need this to get out.

118. How will I get out? Leave it to me. First, you make some noise.

119. Yeah!

120. Hey! Hey! Hey! What's all the racket? What's—?

121. Hey, he has a license on.

122. Let me get a better look at that.

123. "Jon Arbuckle," and there's an address.

124. I was sure you didn't have one when I picked youse up.

125. I'd better get you back to Mr. Arbuckle right away and apologize.

126. Let me out!

127. I shouldn't be in here.

128. Hello!

129. - Meow, meow, meow!

130. See you laters, Al!

131. Meow! Meow, meow!

132. - Meow! A cat?

133. How did a cat get in here? You shouldn't be in here, cat.

134. - True. Open the door and let me out. - I'm gonna open the door and let you out.

135. Just as soon as Al gets back. He has the only key.

136. Hey, you can't leave me in here like some dog.

137. - I'm not a dog.

138. Dogs are ugly.

139. Dogs are disgusting, stupid, worthless creatures.

140. They're idiots.

141. Dogs are all over the place. They're all around me. They're...

142. I didn't mean what I said. I was talking about other dogs.

143. You know, I love dogs. In fact, I am a dog.

144. See? A dog.

145. Bow-wow. Ruff. Ruff-ruff.

146. You're not buying this, are you?

147. - Look!

148. I would like to take this opportunity to make a sincere apology.

149. I'm really sorry about this, Mr. Arbuckle.

150. Oh, that's okay. Thanks for bringing my dog home.

151. So that's where you were, Odie.

152. Which brings us to the next question. Where's Garfield?

153. Yeah, knowing him, he's probably out somewhere having a wonderful time.

154. Ouch! Help!

155. Help!

156. Help!

157. Get me out of here!

158. Garfield, Odie, I'm home!

159. Whoa! Easy, boy.

160. Listen to him.

161. Don't dogs have any dignity?

162. I've got a surprise for you guys. - A surprise? What sort of surprise?

163. Meow, meow, meow. Meow.

164. The things I wouldn't do for a present. It'd better be worth it.

165. I thought you could do with a little grooming before your monthly check-up.

166. I humiliated myself for a grooming tool?

167. - Who wants to try it first? Garfield?

168. You try it.

169. No one touches this fur but my hairdresser.

170. Odie? Good boy. Come over here.

171. Uh, hang on, Odie.

172. Oh, hi, Liz. Lunch tomorrow? Sure, love to.

173. Huh?

174. Odie.

175. Odie, yoo-hoo.

176. Odie.

177. I'm bored. All that fuss over a mere brush.

178. Whoa!

179. You are a sad, strange little dog, Odie.

180. Hey, Odie, wanna play "kick the dog" with me?

181. What do you mean you'd rather spend time with her?

182. It's just a stupid brush.

183. This is a new low, even for you, Odie.

184. If you break up with the brush, I've got some nice nail clippers for you.

185. Hey, guys, what's up?

186. Huh?

187. Do me a favor and drop that stupid brush before they see you.

188. I refuse to be the laughing stock of the entire neighborhood.

189. Hi, Garfield. Hi, Odie.

190. Hey, Odie, is that a brush you're holding?

191. - Yecch!

192. More like an imaginary girlfriend.

193. Look who's talking.

194. Remind me why you always carry that teddy bear everywhere?

195. I don't know what you're talking about.

196. Oh, that is just so cute!

197. I have got to do something about that brush.

198. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo.

199. There's only room for two pets in this house.

200. And imaginary or not, you're out!

201. Dogs have the attention span of a goldfish.

202. Give it an hour and he won't remember that brush, trust me.

203. - Shoot, I'm late. Liz is gonna kill me!

204. Ohh!

205. Odie? Odie, what on earth are you doing?

206. - Odie, stop it! Bad dog! Bad dog!

207. Liz? Of course I didn't forget our brunch. Yep. I'm on my way!

208. You don't happen to know a good gardener, do you?

209. All that fuss for a stupid brush. This is ridic-o-lous.

210. And you don't have anything to do with the brush's disappearance, do you?

211. How could you think so badly of me?

212. Okay. I did it. I got rid of that stupid brush.

213. And I was doing Odie a favor.

214. Oh, please. Save it for the jury.

215. You did it because you were jealous Odie cared about someone else.

216. Someone else? We're talking about a brush, aren't we?

217. For Odie, it was much more than just a brush.

218. And you knew that, too.

219. Ehh, he'll get over it.

220. We're gonna need more coffee.

221. How about earplugs?

222. Not funny. Where's my breakfast lasagna?

223. Sorry, Garfield. I feel way too tired to cook you anything.

224. Okay. Sleep deprivation, I can actually deal with.

225. But lasagna deprivation? That is just flat out intolerable.

226. I got to fix this mess.

227. I'm sorry, ma'am...

228. A brush. It has bristles and a handle. Purr-fect!

229. Odie will never know the difference.

230. Oh, my. Odie, look who's back.

231. Humph!

232. Well, that dog isn't brain-dead after all. Who would have thought?

233. Okay, fine. You won. I'll take you to your girlfriend.

234. This is where the cruel deed was done.

235. Yaaah!

236. Oopsy-doopsy.

237. Odie, wait!

238. I'm gonna lose one of my nine lives just for a stupid brush.

239. Sorry, kid. This is an emergency.

240. - Hey! - I'll bring it back, I promise!

241. Welcome aboard and fasten your seatbelt.

242. We're in for one bumpy ride.

243. I don't wanna be just another greasy spot on Main Street!

244. That was close...

245. Yecch! Barf!

246. Odie! Odie, come back! Bad dog! Bad!

247. It can't get any worse, can it?

248. Oh.

249. Odie, watch out!

250. Oh! Whew!

251. I'm too young to be recycled!

252. Help!

253. - Yaaah!

254. Yaaaah!

255. Oww!

256. Now what?

257. No, stop.

258. Happy? Now let's get out of here.

259. Ahem.

260. There you are. I've been looking for you all over.

261. Eww! Gross.

262. You two smell as if you just crawled out of a garbage disposal.

263. Hmm. Mm-hmm.

264. I can't smell a thing. What about you, Odie?

265. Odie?

266. Uh... are you free this evening?

267. How about dinner?