The Garfield Show 1x16

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Jon wins a turkey in a competition, which he plans to cook for Liz. However, when it is delivered it is still alive. Garfield disguises himself as a turkey to get rid of the real one.

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1. Be careful, Jennifer. The unspeakable horror is nearby.

2. It could be anywhere... anywhere at all.

3. You never know when an unspeakable horror will just walk in the door.

4. Just walk in the door? - He's right, Squeak.

5. An unspeakable horror could be walking right through that door any second...

6. Whoa!

7. Hey, look what I have. An accordion.

8. An accordion?

9. While visiting my folks, I found this in the attic, my old accordion.

10. Don't tell me you're going to see if you can still play it.

11. I thought I'd see if I could still play it.

12. I'm doomed.

13. Maybe I can still make a break for the door.

14. I'll hide out in another state.

15. No, another continent. Another planet. Another galaxy.

16. I heard the accordion.

17. Whooo! Aaaah! Meeeow!

18. You know, Garfield, I was pretty good in my day.

19. What day was that? Because it's certainly not today.

20. I wonder what would be a good place to practice.

21. How about Ecuador? It's lovely this time of year.

22. I wonder if it bothered Squeak as much as it bothered me.

23. Yeah, he looks pretty bothered.

24. Make it stop, Garfield. Make it stop.

25. I wish I could.

26. Researchers have discovered that the accordion

27. is the second most hated musical instrument in the world.

28. - Second? - What? You never heard of bagpipes?

29. Oh, right.

30. It sounds like Jon's practicing, if you can call that practicing,

31. in the den, of all places.

32. Why do people play that thing?

33. Beats me. You gotta be totally without brains to like an accordion.

34. Your Honor, there's my proof.

35. Garfield, what are we gonna do?

36. Wait, I have an idea.

37. Odie, this is great.

38. I'm going to practice and practice until I get real good at this.

39. Hey, Accordion Boy. You have a mouse in your house.

40. - What are you gonna do about it? Nyaaah!

41. A mouse! There's a mouse in the house again!

42. - It's the same one as always. - Get him, Odie!

43. Catch that mouse!

44. Ha ha! My timing is perfect.

45. In you go.

46. So much for the accordion.

47. This is our last stop before lunch, Percy. Where do you want to go?

48. Anywhere.

49. Ahh, the fragrant scent of garbage always makes me hungry.

50. Hey, looks like someone threw away a perfectly good accordion.

51. - Just throw it on the truck. - I used to play one of these.

52. I gave it up because hauling trash seemed like a more respectable job.

53. Oh, no. You're not bringing that thing aboard my garbage truck.

54. That mouse that got away looked like the mouse Garfield got rid of last week.

55. And the one he got rid of the week before that and...

56. Odie! My accordion!

57. I left it right here and it's gone.

58. Huh?

59. Where could it have disappeared to?

60. - Yes? - I believe this is yours.

61. Don't throw that thing away again.

62. We're not allowed to accept hazardous materials.

63. I don't understand this for a minute.

64. Do you hear that, Squeak?

65. - I don't hear anything. - Yes!

66. And isn't it beautiful?

67. I think I'll go take a nap.

68. After that run, I could use one too.

69. Oh, boy, this is gonna feel so good.

70. No more accordion.

71. I'll serenade you to sleep, Garfield.

72. Garfield, are you all right? Garfield? What am I going to do?

73. Maybe I should call the paramedics. Or a vet. Wait!

74. They say music has healing powers. I'll play him a tune on the accordion.

75. I'm in enough pain.

76. That's better, but you probably still need first aid; I'll go get the kit.

77. I have to get this thing out of here.

78. I'll find someplace for it where it will never be seen again.

79. Where did Garfield go? And where's my accordion?

80. I have to find Garfield and I have to find my accordion.

81. Maybe I could ship it to some foreign country.

82. Oh, no, that's how wars get started.

83. I know what I'll do with it.

84. Farewell forever, accordion!

85. My conscience says it's wrong, but my ears are saying,

86. "Shut up! You don't have to listen to that contraption!"

87. Hey, cat! Didn't you read the sign?

88. "Illegal to dump toxic waste, dangerous chemicals, radioactive isotopes,

89. poisonous substances, and especially accordions!"

90. You wanna make the fish sick?

91. I see your point. I'll find someplace else to get rid of it.

92. The trick to getting rid of something

93. is making it look like something you want.

94. Look at the lovely, valuable present I got.

95. Now, to go home and enjoy the sound of no accordion music.

96. Listen, cat. I'm desperate. I haven't eaten in two weeks.

97. But there are some things even I won't take.

98. In you go!

99. Now, I'll never see that instrument of evil again.

100. First, my accordion disappears...

101. And now Odie hasn't been around for hours.

102. I wonder what he's doing, where he is...

103. Huh?

104. No, it couldn't be...

105. It's just a bad dream, that's all.

106. I just gotta get some more sleep.

107. - That's it!

108. That's the voice of Jon's accordion! I'd know it anywhere!

109. It's coming for me. It's saying, "You tried to do away with me."

110. Huh?

111. There's nothing in there. It's just my imagination.

112. I'll see for myself and then I'll be able to go back to sleep.

113. It's coming for me!

114. No, no! I buried you! I know I did!

115. - What's that?

116. Odie! It's you.

117. And my accordion! And Garfield.

118. It was the accordion that did this.

119. It attacked me.

120. Aww.

121. Come on, Garfield. We'd better get you to the vet.

122. Cheer up. I heard the vet say you'll be all right in a couple of weeks.

123. That's not why I'm depressed.

124. I'm depressed because Jon got his accordion back.

125. I am so doomed.

126. Relax, Garf. I also heard Jon say that it won't play anymore.

127. Something about it being full of dirt or something.

128. Really?

129. That's the best news I've heard.

130. Garfield, I have to apologize.

131. I was going to entertain you with a little accordion solo,

132. but my accordion seems to have breathed its last.

133. I hope so. I gave it a decent burial.

134. And when I went shopping for a new one, they were way too expensive.

135. Guess I'll just have to do without.

136. But you're in luck. They were having a sale.

137. No! It can't be! It can't!

138. Make it stop!

139. No, no. I'd rather have the accordion back. Please, stop!

140. Help!

141. It's going to be great having you for dinner tonight, Liz.

142. And before I forget, it's very important that you not arrive late.

143. I'll be there on time, but why is it so important I not be late?

144. Because it's rude?

145. No. If you're late, you probably won't get any food.

146. Maybe even if you're on time.

147. I'm going to start cooking any minute. We're having roast turkey.

148. - Roast turkey? - I won a turkey in a raffle.

149. They're supposed to deliver it any minute now.

150. Dibs on the drumsticks! And the rest of it too.

151. I'll be there.

152. - I hope Garfield leaves me the neck. - She hopes you leave her the neck.

153. The neck's the best part. She can have an ankle.

154. Sounds like my turkey's here!

155. Wonder how it rang the doorbell.

156. Jon Arbuckle? I'm Mr. Gizzard, your local poultry specialist.

157. I have a turkey for you.

158. Thanks.

159. Hey, this turkey's alive!

160. Mr. Gizzard! The turkey! It's alive.

161. So?

162. Well, I can't... I mean, I can't cook it if...

163. Ohh...

164. That is...

165. You won a live turkey. I delivered a live turkey.

166. If you don't know what to do with him, it's not my problem.

167. Gobble gobble!

168. Hmm. Turkey for dinner.

169. Yum-yum-yum-yum!

170. Mmm! Can I have some?

171. Sure, you can have some. You can have the other ankle.

172. Mmm. Huh?

173. Hi, guys. We're having lasagna for dinner.

174. Lasagna?

175. Ahem. Change of menu?

176. If you want roast turkey, it's easy, Garfield, you put it in the oven.

177. Gobble gobble.

178. Gobble.

179. Well, at least it's fresh.

180. Gobble gobble.

181. Hmm.

182. - My dinner seems to be having lunch. - Sorry, Garfield.

183. I don't have the heart to end that turkey's life, and neither do you.

184. I hate it when Jon's right.

185. Fortunately, it doesn't happen very often.

186. It's time for my nap.

187. Jon being right. How about that?

188. But he is right. I couldn't end that turkey's life.

189. Gobble gobble!

190. Gobble gobble gobble gobble.

191. Gobble gobble gobble gobble.

192. Maybe I spoke too soon.

193. Okay, Mr. Turkey, kind sir?

194. Huh?

195. I hate to disturb you, but I was wondering if you could do one little thing for me.

196. Gobble yeah!

197. Well, I was kind of hoping perhaps you could...

198. Let's see. How can I put this delicately?

199. - Get out of my bed!

200. A turkey in my bed. Is there anything I like less than a turkey in my bed?

201. Yaaaa!

202. Huh? - Yes!

203. A turkey in my supper dish.

204. - Scram! Get away! Evaporate!

205. I think he's learned his lesson.

206. I don't think he'll cause me any more trouble.

207. Huh? Hmm.

208. - This is my favorite show, Garfield. - Mine too.

209. Except what I really like are the commercials for burritos.

210. Hello.

211. Gobble gobble gobble gobble...

212. You know, a hot turkey sandwich would taste really good right now.

213. I'll just put him outside.

214. If you're going to sing that loud, fella, you're going to have to be farther away.

215. I'm thinking Peru.

216. Uh, what just happened?

217. Ahem? Huh?

218. Whoaaa!

219. Ohh!

220. Yaaaaaa!

221. Ouch.

222. Okay, turkey. You just became a to-go order.

223. Whoaaaa!

224. Where did he... ah-choo... go?

225. Ah-choo!

226. Wait, wait. I— Ah-choo!

227. I see him. No, I've got him. I've got him. I've got you, turkey!

228. Got you by that scrawny, scraggly little neck of yours.

229. - Ah-choo! - Gesundheit.

230. Ah-choo!

231. Don't tell me you're allergic to feathers too?

232. Ah-choo! Uh-huh...

233. That turkey's going to drive us crazy. I'm going to take him back to Mr. Gizzard.

234. This I got to see.

235. Huh?

236. Ugh!

237. - Ohhh!

238. How hard could it be to catch a turkey?

239. About that hard.

240. I think it's time to leave this to the professionals.

241. I'll be down in the basement.

242. Oh, boy!

243. Fortunately, some of us have a large selection of costumes

244. in our costume trunks.

245. Pirate costume, cowboy suit, cat costume...

246. Why would I ever need this?

247. Ah! Turkey costume.

248. Apart from a few mashed potatoes and gravy stains, it's perfect.

249. Hello, fellow turkey. Gobble gobble!

250. Hey!

251. Gotcha!

252. Don't worry, Garfield. I'll get him back to Mr. Gizzard!

253. - Mr. Gizzard! I'd like to return this!

254. Oooh!

255. You were very close.

256. Uh... Sorry. That's not a turkey, it's a cat in a turkey suit.

257. I'll be right back.

258. I'd like a turkey, please.

259. Do you have one without fur?

260. This time, I have the right turkey.

261. He's cute and all. We just can't keep him around the house.

262. - Sure, I'll take him back. - Maybe you can find a good home for him.

263. Home? This ain't a pet store, you know.

264. You... you're not going to...?

265. It's what we do here, pal.

266. Hey, wanna let me have him, too? What I could get for him by the pound!

267. Okay, okay. I'll just take this one.

268. What are we going to do? We can't just let him...

269. I'll take care of this, or my name isn't Garfield Turkey... Cat.

270. You stay here. I have some knives to sharpen.

271. We're going to spring you from the joint. Just breathe deep.

272. Ah-choo! Ah-choo!

273. Ah-choo!

274. - Ah-choo! - Gesundheit, gesundheit, gesundheit!

275. Now then, down to business! I'll—

276. What are you sneezing about? Are you sick?

277. Ehh!

278. Tell him yes.

279. Whoa! This could be turkey pox! He could infect my whole shop!

280. Wait, wait, take this turkey back!

281. - But you said— - You won it, it's yours!

282. - Keep it out of my store!

283. - Gosh. What do we do now?

284. - I had my heart set

285. on having turkey for dinner tonight

286. and we're going to have that turkey for dinner tonight.

287. I've been looking forward to this ever since Jon said

288. - he was having a turkey for dinner.

289. All right, everybody! Here's what you've been waiting for.

290. Awww!

291. My special spinach lasagna.

292. Oh, gobble gobble!

293. Gobble gobble!

294. Gobble.

295. - You think the petting zoo will want him? - Sure. The kids will love him.

296. And now that we've had the turkey here for dinner,

297. maybe we can take him to a movie.

298. Ohh! Gobble!