1. Gee. I haven't seen Liz in days.Copy !req
2. - Garfield, you don't look so good today.Copy !req
3. Here we go again.Copy !req
4. Wouldn't it be easier
to just buy her dinner?Copy !req
5. Can I help you hold your stethoscope?Copy !req
6. Jon, there's nothing wrong with Garfield.Copy !req
7. See? She knows.Copy !req
8. Nothing except his weight, of course.Copy !req
9. What do you know?Copy !req
10. Which reminds me, I'd better see
how he's doing in that department.Copy !req
11. Two more pounds
and I'll need a forklift to do this.Copy !req
12. Hey, sarcastic remarks are my job.Copy !req
13. You're going to inaugurate my new
state-of-the-art animal scale, Garfield.Copy !req
14. Jon, would you turn the dial
to "Portly Pussycat"?Copy !req
15. "Portly Pussycat." Just as you asked.Copy !req
16. Owww! Get off me,
you overweight tub of pasta and goo!Copy !req
17. Yikes! That thing talks!
And it screamed at me, and it's rude.Copy !req
18. Oh, I forgot to tell you.
This is a talking scale.Copy !req
19. Come back here, you bucket of lard!
I wasn't finished with you!Copy !req
20. Oh, my.Copy !req
21. Garfield's heavier than I thought.Copy !req
22. It says he needs to lose two pounds
right away,Copy !req
23. by the end of the week, if possible.Copy !req
24. And if he doesn't?Copy !req
25. Then we have no choice
but to send him to the cat spa.Copy !req
26. The cat spa? That sounds great.Copy !req
27. Massages, long naps, more massages,
more long naps...Copy !req
28. They'll put him on a strict low-fat diet.Copy !req
29. long nap and then...Copy !req
30. Strict low-fat diet?Copy !req
31. This low-fat diet, I can still eat lasagna
and pizza and pork fried riceCopy !req
32. and bacon wrapped in bacon, right?Copy !req
33. Here's a video of the place.Copy !req
34. Welcome to Maggie's Cat Spa,Copy !req
35. the world's leading health resort
for lazy, overweight cats with attitude!Copy !req
36. When we brought Hector
to Maggie's Cat Spa,Copy !req
37. he was eating 12 meals a day.Copy !req
38. He got so fat that when he had to walkCopy !req
39. from the living room to the kitchen,
he took a cab.Copy !req
40. But thanks to Maggie's Cat Spa,
this is all behind us now.Copy !req
41. Well, look at Hector now.Copy !req
42. Doesn't he look
positively healthy and alert?Copy !req
43. At Maggie's Cat Spa,Copy !req
44. your beloved pet will be placed
on a strict regimen of exercise and diet.Copy !req
45. Garfield can't go to that place.Copy !req
46. Yeah! Listen to Jon.
He's right for a change.Copy !req
47. Either he loses two pounds
by the end of the week...Copy !req
48. or it's the cat spa for him.Copy !req
49. Here. Take the scale home
so you can monitor his progress.Copy !req
50. I'll do my best.
Do you think you can do it, Garfield?Copy !req
51. - Garfield! That's Liz's lunch!Copy !req
52. Hey, watching all that exercise
made me... ... hungry.Copy !req
53. Dinner's ready, Garfield!Copy !req
54. I want lasagna and ribs and Chinese foodCopy !req
55. and chocolate cream pie
and roast beef with a side of roast beefCopy !req
56. and third helpings
of my second helpings and—Copy !req
57. Huh?Copy !req
58. Hey, what's this?Copy !req
59. Enjoy your lettuce leaf, Garfield.Copy !req
60. Gee, I was expecting food.Copy !req
61. I put him on that strict diet
you recommended, Liz.Copy !req
62. These things aren't bad if you cover them
in whipped cream and chocolate sauce.Copy !req
63. I'll call you back, Liz.Copy !req
64. Let's see where we stand now.Copy !req
65. Hey, you gained another pound.
Nice going, fatso.Copy !req
66. A few more ounces
and you'll qualify for your own zip code.Copy !req
67. See? Now you have to lose three pounds.Copy !req
68. I'll worry about it in the morning.Copy !req
69. I don't know what will get him
to take this seriously.Copy !req
70. Jon won't send me to that fat cat place...Copy !req
71. And even if he did, it wouldn't be so bad.Copy !req
72. Wouldn't be so bad...
Wouldn't be so bad...Copy !req
73. Let me out! Please! Let me out!Copy !req
74. I don't belong here!
It's all a big mistake, I tell you!Copy !req
75. I'm not overweight!
I just have a very thick thing of fur!Copy !req
76. I wouldn't do that if I were you.Copy !req
77. Nurse Psycho doesn't like it
when we scream in terror.Copy !req
78. "Nurse Psycho"?Copy !req
79. You don't want to know what she did to
the last fat, obese cat that complained!Copy !req
80. What did she do?Copy !req
81. Let's put it this way, it was me.Copy !req
82. Help! Help! Jon!Copy !req
83. Or better still, someone competent! Help!Copy !req
84. Wait. I have to get a grip.Copy !req
85. This Nurse Psycho
couldn't possibly be that bad.Copy !req
86. - Where's the new fat cat?Copy !req
87. Oh, yeah. She could possibly be that bad.Copy !req
88. - There you are.
- No!Copy !req
89. Have you been screaming in terror?Copy !req
90. Wha—? Who, me?Copy !req
91. Oh, no. I was practicing my yodeling.
Here, listen.Copy !req
92. We're going to get you into shape.Copy !req
93. First, dinner.Copy !req
94. Dinner is good.Copy !req
95. I hope you like pea.Copy !req
96. Peas? Sure. I like peas.Copy !req
97. No. Pea. One pea.Copy !req
98. Gee, that's a...
That's a pretty small pea.Copy !req
99. Would you please turn away?Copy !req
100. I don't want to cry
when my fans are watching.Copy !req
101. - Eat it!
- Could I eat half nowCopy !req
102. and then take the rest home
in a doggy bag?Copy !req
103. Eat it! You'll start exercising
as soon as you finish.Copy !req
104. As soon as I finish it?
Okay, well, here goes.Copy !req
105. Mmm.Copy !req
106. My compliments to the chef.Copy !req
107. Now it's time for your workout.Copy !req
108. Wait! I need time to digest
that huge meal!Copy !req
109. Up! Down! Up! Down!
Up! Down! Up! Down!Copy !req
110. Now repeat for the rest of all eternity!Copy !req
111. No! I must have lost two pounds by now!Copy !req
112. Sorry, pal! You're still fat!Copy !req
113. No!Copy !req
114. Faster! My grandmother
can run faster than that!Copy !req
115. And I'll bet she makes
her grandmother do this, too.Copy !req
116. I must have lost the weight by now.Copy !req
117. Didn't you hear me, jumbo?
You're still fat!Copy !req
118. Faster!Copy !req
119. - Oh, boy.
- Faster!Copy !req
120. - Faster!Copy !req
121. We don't like slackers around here!Copy !req
122. What am I doing here?
Why are you doing this to me?Copy !req
123. And why is everything in black and white?Copy !req
124. I must have lost the weight by now.Copy !req
125. Guess what, chubby?Copy !req
126. That's right. You're fatter than ever!
Even your flab is fat!Copy !req
127. You're so fat that when you
sit around the house,Copy !req
128. you sit around the house.Copy !req
129. Knock off the insults.Copy !req
130. You're so fat that
when you step on a scale,Copy !req
131. it says, "One at a time, please."Copy !req
132. You're so fat that you need a watch
on each wrist, one for each time zone!Copy !req
133. Don't be afraid, Garfield.
You're among friends.Copy !req
134. In fact, all your friends are here.Copy !req
135. I don't see any friends.Copy !req
136. Here are your friends, Garfield,Copy !req
137. Pizza! Ice cream! Pie! Cake!
Cheese! Roast beef!Copy !req
138. And of course, Lasagna!Copy !req
139. They're all your friends!Copy !req
140. We're your friends, Garfield!Copy !req
141. - Get away from me!
- Eat us, Garfield!Copy !req
142. We're delicious! And fattening!Copy !req
143. We're your friends, Garfield!Copy !req
144. No, no! I have to lose weight!Copy !req
145. We're delicious! And fattening!Copy !req
146. I have to lose weight!Copy !req
147. I don't know what to do, Liz.
I can't get him to exercise.Copy !req
148. One, two, one, two, one, two.
One, two, one, two, one, two.Copy !req
149. Jon? Jon, is something wrong?Copy !req
150. I'll do some sit-ups
after I finish my aerobics.Copy !req
151. I'll have to call you back, Liz.
I seem to be having hallucinations.Copy !req
152. Garfield, I'm so impressed.
I'm sure you've lost at least two pounds.Copy !req
153. He better not insult me.Copy !req
154. You still need to lose two pounds.Copy !req
155. I can't understand it.
You must have lost weight. You must have!Copy !req
156. Oh, I see what the problem is.Copy !req
157. I was supposed to set it
for "Portly Pussycat,"Copy !req
158. and by accident,
I set it for "Pintsized Parakeet!"Copy !req
159. You're fine. In fact, you may not have had
to lose those 2 pounds in the first place.Copy !req
160. But isn't it good you dropped
a few pounds, Garfield?Copy !req
161. Garfield, why do you look so mad?
Garfield?Copy !req
162. Leave me alone! Don't hurt me! Help!Copy !req
163. Help!Copy !req
164. I should go after him,Copy !req
165. but I have some more
important things to do.Copy !req
166. Let's see what you weigh, Jumbo!Copy !req
167. What are you, an elephant?
You really need to lose weight.Copy !req
168. You need to lose...Copy !req
169. Yeah, I know it's cruel.Copy !req
170. But there are some things in this world
you just can't forgive...Copy !req
171. and making me exercise is most of them.Copy !req
172. Oh, dear!Copy !req
173. - Up there, up there!
- What's going on?Copy !req
174. There's a guy up there!
On the girders!Copy !req
175. Jon! Wake up, Jon!Copy !req
176. Wake up before you take a wrong step and
wind up flatter than fast food pancakes.Copy !req
177. - Oh, my!Copy !req
178. Whew!Copy !req
179. Oh, hi! You're probably wondering
how Jon got into this mess.Copy !req
180. I can tell you,
but it'll have to be quick.Copy !req
181. Now then...Copy !req
182. Jon was having trouble sleeping lately.Copy !req
183. He's tried everything.Copy !req
184. Uggh! Pwah!Copy !req
185. Sleeping in all sorts
of different positions...Copy !req
186. He got a book called How to Sleep...Copy !req
187. "Try drinking a glass of warm milk
after a hot bath."Copy !req
188. But that didn't work because
Jon was unable to drink the hot bath.Copy !req
189. Then he decided to try counting sheep.Copy !req
190. But we didn't have any sheep
so we had to improvise.Copy !req
191. One.Copy !req
192. Two.Copy !req
193. Three.Copy !req
194. Oh.Copy !req
195. That didn't work, either.
But it did tire out Odie.Copy !req
196. Finally, he decided to watch TV.Copy !req
197. Are you wide awake all night?
Unable to sleep?Copy !req
198. Are you so tired all day
that you doze off in your oatmeal?Copy !req
199. All of those.Copy !req
200. Then come see me, Dr. Somnambulo!Copy !req
201. I can enable you to sleep all night
through the power of hypnosis!Copy !req
202. I'm so desperate for a good night's sleep,
I'm even willing to try that.Copy !req
203. Jon went there the next morning,
but he had second thoughts,Copy !req
204. which is two more than Jon usually has.Copy !req
205. I shouldn't have come here,
Dr. Somnambulo.Copy !req
206. People with superior intelligence
can't be hypnotized.Copy !req
207. You can't cause me to...Copy !req
208. Huh?Copy !req
209. When I press this buzzer, you will awaken.Copy !req
210. Until I press it again,
you will think you are a chicken.Copy !req
211. Bawk bawk bawk-awk!
Bawk bawk bawk-awk!Copy !req
212. Better stop him before he lays an egg!Copy !req
213. Right!Copy !req
214. because I'm just
too smart to be hypnotized.Copy !req
215. I think you will be a fine subject
for the Hypno-tron computer.Copy !req
216. Hypno-what?Copy !req
217. The Hypno-tron computer was
this thing Dr. Somnambulo had inventedCopy !req
218. to program people
with hypnotic suggestions.Copy !req
219. I just enter the code
for the behavior patternCopy !req
220. I wish to implant in him,
and he will be properly programmed.Copy !req
221. I didn't notice but I guess
while the doc was programming Jon,Copy !req
222. Odie was distracted by a fly.Copy !req
223. Jon Arbuckle!Copy !req
224. You will fall sound asleep
every time you hear this sound.Copy !req
225. - I figure that must be how it happened.Copy !req
226. Jon accidentally got programmed
with the sound of Odie barking.Copy !req
227. Only we didn't know it.Copy !req
228. - I shall test it and put you to sleep.Copy !req
229. And to wake him up,
you just buzz the buzzer again.Copy !req
230. I don't think this is going to work on me.Copy !req
231. Here, kitty cat.Copy !req
232. You put him to sleep with thisCopy !req
233. and then wake him up
when he is sufficiently rested.Copy !req
234. Got it.
- And keep a careful eye on him.Copy !req
235. Once in a while, rarely...Copy !req
236. people under hypnosis have been known
to walk in their sleep.Copy !req
237. And so we headed home.Copy !req
238. Liz is coming over.Copy !req
239. She's giving a speech next week
to the Veterinarians' Association.Copy !req
240. Huh?Copy !req
241. I promised to help with her speech.Copy !req
242. I should have been a little suspicious
that something was wrong,Copy !req
243. but my mind was on other things.
Like lunch.Copy !req
244. I just want you to listen to this speech.Copy !req
245. Glad to be of help.Copy !req
246. This would be a good time to eat.
Not that there's ever a bad time.Copy !req
247. - Ahem! My fellow veterinarians,Copy !req
248. - it is an honor to appear before you...Copy !req
249. When I was asked to address you...Copy !req
250. Jon!Copy !req
251. - Jon, are you listening to me?Copy !req
252. Hanging on every word, Liz.Copy !req
253. All right.Copy !req
254. When I was asked to address you...Copy !req
255. If my speech is so boring
it puts you to sleep,Copy !req
256. you can just take a nap, Jon Arbuckle!Copy !req
257. Goodbye!Copy !req
258. - Liz? Liz?Copy !req
259. I thought she wanted me
to hear her speech.Copy !req
260. - Odie, did you see where Liz went?Copy !req
261. Jon dozed off three times during dinner
and six while playing videogames.Copy !req
262. And he never even knew it.Copy !req
263. Finally, it was time for bed.Copy !req
264. You can try that buzzer thing,
Garfield, but it won't do any good.Copy !req
265. I can't be hypnotized.Copy !req
266. For a time, it looked like Jon was right.Copy !req
267. Quiet, Odie!
I'm trying to get Jon to fall asleep.Copy !req
268. It finally worked.Copy !req
269. Shh! Don't wake him up.Copy !req
270. We thought the problem was over,
but it was actually just beginning.Copy !req
271. We sat there watching TV, figuring Jon
was fast asleep, and he was.Copy !req
272. But something in him
had decided to go for a walk.Copy !req
273. See you later, Jon.Copy !req
274. Where'd he go?Copy !req
275. Another passenger without exact change?
All right.Copy !req
276. Jon is sleepwalking,
just like that doctor warned!Copy !req
277. We have to wake him up!Copy !req
278. The trouble was,
the bus was much faster than we were.Copy !req
279. Huh?Copy !req
280. We followed the trail of our
sleepwalking friend to Vito's Pizzeria.Copy !req
281. He must have gone out the back.Copy !req
282. - Any sign of him, Odie?Copy !req
283. You get help.
I'm going to try to wake him up.Copy !req
284. And that's how we both wound up here.Copy !req
285. The trouble is, I keep buzzing this buzzer
and it doesn't wake him up.Copy !req
286. - Oh, dear!
- Up there, up there!Copy !req
287. There's got to be a way to wake him
before he takes a wrong step.Copy !req
288. - Huh?Copy !req
289. - Huh?Copy !req
290. - Huh?Copy !req
291. - Huh?Copy !req
292. - Huh?Copy !req
293. - Huh?Copy !req
294. - Huh?Copy !req
295. - Huh?Copy !req
296. - Huh?Copy !req
297. - Huh?Copy !req
298. - Odie! Stop barking!
Huh?Copy !req
299. - Odie! Bark one more time!Copy !req
300. Huh? So I don't think there's any way
to hypnotize me to sleep.Copy !req
301. I'll just lie awake here in my bed—Copy !req
302. Whoaaaa!Copy !req
303. Oh! No!Copy !req
304. Whoaaaa!Copy !req
305. Oh, it hurts!Copy !req
306. How did I get here?Copy !req
307. - He will no longer fall asleep.Copy !req
308. I'll be right back.Copy !req
309. While we're here, I think I'll
give Jon a new hypnotic command.Copy !req
310. You know, guys, I got a good night's sleep
and I feel great.Copy !req
311. - I have a feeling my insomnia is gone.
- Great.Copy !req
312. In fact, I feel so good, I'm not going to
make you any lasagnas now, Garfield.Copy !req
313. I'm going for a walk.Copy !req
314. Odie... bark, please.Copy !req
315. - Must make lasagnas.Copy !req
316. Odie.Copy !req
317. - Huh? Must make lasagnas.Copy !req
318. - Huh? Must make lasagnas.Copy !req
319. Huh?Copy !req