The Garfield Show 1x11

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Nermal lives with Garfield for 10 days because his owner is out of town. Nermal fakes a leg injury and Jon feels pity for Nermal, making Garfield and Odie do whatever he requests. Garfield and Odie get rid of him so they could enjoy their normal house and lives once again.

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1. Whoa! Could that be the pizza guy already? I just ordered!

2. Hiya, Garfield.

3. Odie, tell me you didn't see what I just saw.

4. - Hiya, Garfield.

5. Who's at the door?

6. Garfield? Move over.

7. Hi, Nermal. Come on in!

8. Nermal's master is out of town so he's going to stay for ten days.

9. Isn't that right, little fellow?

10. Ten days? You must be kidding!

11. Come on, guys, be nice to Nermal and make him feel at home, okay?

12. Boy, aren't the three of us gonna have so much fun?

13. - Really? Oh, but who? Who? - Yeah! Who? Who?

14. Ah! Just in time for the Ice Skating International Championship.

15. I can't possibly miss it.

16. Oh, yeah? There.

17. I want to see the face of the man who did it.

18. I'm bored.

19. Ohh!

20. Can't we do something fun? Like play games?

21. - Whoa!

22. Ohh!

23. Oh! My leg!

24. Did you just hear someone screaming?

25. Garfield.

26. My leg! I've sprained my cute, delicate leg!

27. Garfield!

28. Meow?

29. I can't believe Jon gave him my favorite seat and the remote.

30. That's just plain unacceptable!

31. Lasagna!

32. Ah! Lunch time. I'm totally famished.

33. No, Garfield.

34. I don't think you deserve lasagna after being so mean to Nermal.

35. Here you go, little fella.

36. Four-cheese lasagna with extra Parmesan... My favorite, my favorite lasagna.

37. If you need anything or if Garfield and Odie are not being nice,

38. ring it twice and I'll come, okay?

39. As for the two of you, I'm responsible for Nermal's well-being,

40. so you'd better behave,

41. or else you'll be grounded for the rest of the week. Capiche?

42. Uh-huh.

43. Odie, Garfield, would you be so kind as to bring me a glass of water?

44. My throat's all dried up.

45. Aha!

46. Sure, Nermal.

47. - Come on, Odie, it's just for ten days.

48. This isn't even warm. How am I supposed to eat cookies with cold milk?

49. Ouch! You call that a massage?

50. You're mauling my delicate fur with your claws.

51. - Try to be a little more careful, dog.

52. Can I have my cookie or what?

53. Here. Crawl and get it yourself, Your Highness!

54. That's it. I'm through taking care of King Nermal.

55. Nothing will make me go back in there, you hear?

56. - Nothing, Odie. Nothing, nothing.

57. Hey, guys. I figured you deserved a treat for taking good care of Nermal.

58. Mmm!

59. Garfield? Odie? Where's my hot milk?

60. Okay, you get the cookies, I'll go get the milk.

61. Meow.

62. You dirty little liar.

63. You've been faking your injury all along just to get royal treatment!

64. And what if I did? You and Odie were so mean to me.

65. Besides, you can't prove anything.

66. You...

67. Garfield, Odie, back off!

68. Don't you see it's all an act? He's faking!

69. Garfield, Odie, kitchen. You're grounded!

70. - Meow.

71. - Ohh! Hmm?

72. - Meow.

73. You won't have to fake anymore when I'm done with you, Nermal.

74. Hmm-hmm.

75. I'll lose my sanity if I have to listen to one more minute of lame ice-skating music.

76. This is what we're gonna do.

77. Yum-yum!

78. Hey, guys, what are you eating in there?

79. Mmm! This totally yummy chocolate chip cookie cake.

80. Mmm!

81. Mmm!

82. Can I also have a piece?

83. Of course. But Odie and I are grounded, remember?

84. We can't leave the kitchen. You'll have to come and get it yourself.

85. No, no, no!

86. Was that Nermal's bell ringing?

87. Meeeeow.

88. Hmm!

89. Garfield, Odie, out of the house, now!

90. Mmm.

91. Give us the remote and get down from the chair nice and easy.

92. Or what? You and Odie wouldn't dare touch me.

93. Fine. And don't say you didn't ask for it!

94. Ha ha!

95. Aaah!

96. Whoaaaaa!

97. Whoaaaa...

98. Ohh!

99. Heya, little fella, glad to see your leg's working fine now.

100. - You don't even have a limp!

101. You're not gonna get away with this, you hear me, Nermal?

102. You'll need a lot more bandages once I'm—

103. Whoaaa!

104. Mmm! I really outdid myself with this four-cheese lasagna.

105. Aww! Too bad Liz said you couldn't use your jaws for another month.

106. I have a surprise for you guys.

107. Garfield!

108. I've asked Nermal to stay a little longer so he can cheer you up a bit.

109. Have fun!

110. Ooh! Ice skating. Sweet! Look at their cute butterfly costumes!

111. Dinner's just about ready, Garfield!

112. It's lasagna!

113. Wow, lasagna. I haven't had any of that since...

114. about four o'clock.

115. Come on, Pooky. Suppertime.

116. Don't worry. If you don't want yours, I'll eat it.

117. One piping-hot lasagna...

118. Ohh!

119. I got it, I got it!

120. You got it.

121. Boy, I thought you couldn't look any cuter.

122. But add marinara sauce, melted cheese to anything and it looks better.

123. Sorry, Garfield.

124. - I got your toy dirty. - Pooky is not a toy.

125. Pooky is a best friend who just happens to be made of mostly cloth.

126. Here. You got him messy. You clean him.

127. He'd better be as fluffy and adorable as always.

128. He'll be done any minute now.

129. - Pooky's done. Here he is.

130. What have you done to him?

131. He looks like a porcupine watching a horror movie.

132. Relax, Garfield. He just needs to be dried overnight.

133. Tomorrow morning, he'll be his old self again.

134. Tomorrow morning?

135. You're a big cat, Garfield. You can sleep without Pooky for one night.

136. No.

137. He's right. I can do without Pooky for one night.

138. Boy, I hope he's okay out there.

139. Huh?

140. Pooky?

141. Pooky.

142. Oh, that's right. He's out in the back on the clothesline.

143. I'm sure he's all right.

144. What am I worried about? He's fine.

145. Come on, Odester. Let's bring Pooky in so he can have breakfast with us.

146. Right.

147. He's gone. Pooky's gone!

148. Pooky, where are you?

149. Pooky, where are you?

150. Don't worry, Pooky, I'll find you.

151. - Yowwww!

152. Hey! Yaaaaa!

153. Pooky's not in there.

154. Pooky's not in here.

155. Pooky's not down there.

156. Huh?

157. I'm sorry Pooky disappeared, Garfield.

158. Well, you ought to be.

159. When I saw he was missing, I bought you a new friend.

160. - I hope you like him.

161. Not as cute as Pooky.

162. I thought you might not like that one so I also got this one.

163. Meow. - Looks too much like Nermal.

164. Huh?

165. One more.

166. It's the latest thing, the Teddi-tron 2000.

167. A fully robotic, state-of-the-art, digital teddy bear.

168. It's not as cute as Pooky.

169. You can make it say whatever you want by speaking into this microphone.

170. Hello, Garfield! I want to be your friend.

171. Hello, Garfield! I want to be your friend.

172. And there are all sorts of other commands on the controller here.

173. Hmm. Let's see what happens when I press "walk."

174. Still not as cute as Pooky.

175. Let's see what happens when I press "dance."

176. Nope. Maybe this button that says "cuddle."

177. Let me go. Let me go. What are you doing?

178. One of these commands has got to be "uncuddle."

179. Hi-ya!

180. Whoa! Stop! Stop! Go back to "cuddle"!

181. Help!

182. This one says "stop"!

183. Oh, wow, Pooky never did that to me.

184. Oh, boy.

185. Oh, you're back. Like I didn't have enough bad news.

186. What's that, boy? You found Pooky?

187. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah!

188. Well, don't just stand there slobbering, take me to him.

189. Shh!

190. In here?

191. That...

192. that Pookynapper!

193. That mutt took my best friend.

194. Okay, one of my best friends, and I'm gonna get him back.

195. Yaaaah!

196. You, that's my Pooky you've got there. I demand that you return him.

197. Huh?

198. I demand that you stay out of my yard. Pooky is mine now. Mine!

199. If that mutt thinks I'm giving up Pooky without a fight,

200. he's got another thing coming.

201. This is called "Fishing for Pooky."

202. I got a bite! Now to reel her in!

203. Feels like Pooky's putting on a little weight.

204. There you are, Pooky.

205. Hello.

206. I got out of that one okay.

207. All right. I'm trying something else. Maybe the old phony bush trick.

208. How much do you get for gardening work?

209. Okay, I'm through being Mr. Nice Cat. I know how to get Pooky back.

210. I need to find an old dress.

211. Huh?

212. Oh, where is my baby? Where is my child, Pooky?

213. I want to find my baby. Who has him?

214. There you are, Pooky.

215. What... what are you doing with that mangy dog?

216. You should be with that nice Garfield where you belong.

217. You're his mother?

218. Of course I'm his mother.

219. Don't you see the family resemblance?

220. I can get away with this because, as you may have noticed, dogs aren't too bright.

221. Let me take you back to Garfield, little Pooky!

222. I'm sorry. I didn't know he was your kid, lady.

223. I just wanted a friend.

224. I never had one.

225. I'm supposed to be this real tough dog, scaring everyone away.

226. Well, that's the trouble, I scare everyone away.

227. Huh?

228. So long, Pooky. It was nice having a friend for a while.

229. Even if I did have to steal you.

230. You heard it, too? Yeah. Real sad.

231. So I think we're gonna find him a friend.

232. Hmm?

233. Yeah, it's great having you around. I never had anybody to talk to before.

234. Boy, I used to not have one friend and now I got three.

235. Well, that worked out well.

236. "Can someone be friends

237. with a useless creature that can't even think?"

238. Hey, you and I are pals, aren't we?

239. Hmm... uh-huh!

240. Come on, Pooky. Let's go home and see if Jon has lunch ready.

241. And if you don't want yours, I'll eat it.