The Garfield Show 1x1

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It's Garfield's birthday and Jon forgets. He later remembers, and makes 8 lasagnas but is one short. Meanwhile, an unusual type of Alien which looks like lasagna and can speak English with an Italian accent arrives on Earth. They plan to invade the Earth, but are quickly scared away by Garfield's ravenous appetite.

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1. No, Heather...

2. I know how much you super-models love cartoonists,

3. but I'm promised to another.

4. Yoo-hoo. Hello? Time to get up!

5. Very important day! Wakey-wakey!

6. I hate to do this.

7. No, I don't.

8. Why did you do that?

9. - You did that because it's trash night? - Hardly.

10. It's some sort of holiday. It's...

11. Oh, no!

12. That's today?

13. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

14. He's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry.

15. I'll have them in a jiff!

16. All right, Garfield!

17. Your birthday lasagnas are ready!

18. This is great, Garfield.

19. I'm going to edit this into my lasagna home video montage.

20. I've been shortchanged.

21. There. I've added the new footage.

22. I have over six hours of video of Garfield eating lasagna.

23. Well, it's not like he does anything else.

24. Complaint!

25. Something wrong, Garfield?

26. Recount demand!

27. What is it?

28. I cooked you one lasagna for every year old you are.

29. I'm one short?

30. I'm one short!

31. And I don't have the ingredients to make another birthday lasagna!

32. I'm going to the market! I'll be right back!

33. I'm gonna put the time to good use.

34. I'm gonna do something constructive.

35. - I'm gonna start dreaming about...

36. Twenty-four zordniks until we reach the invasion planet, exalted leader.

37. Good. Did you send for Reekotta?

38. Here he is, exalted leader.

39. Reekotta! I have a mission of vital importance for you.

40. Am I to lead the attack on the invasion planet, exalted leader?

41. No, this is more important. Let me show you.

42. Our scanners have taken thousands of images of the invasion planet,

43. and we see nothing that can possibly prevent us

44. from invading and making its people our slaves,

45. except possibly for this.

46. Who are those people?

47. We do not know.

48. Apparently, they are from a planet that is neighbor to ours.

49. They obviously travelled to the planet we intend to invade.

50. What happened to them?

51. The spy images do not show that. We need to know what we are facing.

52. I believe I know that person!

53. I could be wrong but I think that is my Uncle Mozzi.

54. Go ahead to the invasion planet.

55. Go to where that orange creature is,

56. and find out what happened to those people.

57. Take this. It will measure the brain power of those you encounter.

58. Right away, exalted leader.

59. This is Reekotta.

60. I am on my way to scout the invasion planet.

61. I will report back.

62. Agent Reekotta reporting.

63. I am on the invasion planet as ordered. I will—

64. Measuring the brain power of a local creature I encountered.

65. Brain measure is... zero.

66. I will seek out the orange creature.

67. Have located the orange creature.

68. It appears to be in a state of deep suspended animation.

69. Hey, sounds like Arbuckle's back.

70. It's coming. I must hide.

71. Hope he has my last lasagna ready.

72. There it is.

73. Please, do not eat me!

74. Did you hear something?

75. Ouch!

76. Did you...? That is... What was that?

77. Oooh!

78. Odie, did you see my lasagna run past this way?

79. - Uh-uh. - Well, it did.

80. My lasagna had legs and then it ran and it talked.

81. Then it asked if it was... and it had a mouth and was talking and it ran!

82. You believe me, don't you, Odie?

83. Uh-uh.

84. Well, that's okay. I don't believe me either.

85. You are satisfied that the orange creature will be no threat?

86. I am. I do not know what he did to vanquish the people in those images,

87. but I was able to handle him.

88. Then the invasion shall commence.

89. All these years, and I didn't know lasagna could talk.

90. Why didn't it say something?

91. What if it isn't just lasagna? What if ravioli can talk?

92. What if cannoli tries to beat me up? And the garlic bread? I'll starve.

93. Hold on, boy. I can't understand you.

94. Please note. Odie is less articulate than baked lasagna.

95. What is it?

96. - Something out there?

97. - Odie, they're coming for me!

98. I've gotta hide.

99. That creature! Seize him!

100. If I had an ounce of courage, I'd go out there and save my friend Odie.

101. Good thing I don't have an ounce of courage.

102. Fine work, Reekotta.

103. Now we just need to neutralize that orange creature.

104. You say he will be easy to defeat?

105. Very easy, exalted leader. Just as soon as we find him.

106. He is here somewhere.

107. Ehh!

108. We will find that orange creature and we will destroy him.

109. What did I ever do to lasagna?

110. Besides eating thousands of them.

111. There is no sign of the orange creature in here.

112. Let's check all the closets.

113. - Ahh! - Did you notice something?

114. Reekotta, I heard. Is something wrong?

115. This is silly. I can't just hide in here for the rest of my life.

116. Yes, I can.

117. No, I can't.

118. Jon? Odie? Talking lasagna?

119. - Odie!

120. It's me they want. Might as well get it over with.

121. Oh, no!

122. The humanity!

123. Sounds like they're in Jon's room.

124. I thought you said it would be easy to defeat, Reekotta.

125. I thought it would be.

126. Guys.

127. It's time to end this.

128. Run away! Run away!

129. I don't know what happened but I'm sure glad they're gone.

130. Yeah, but you never know what happened.

131. They were dangerous and scary and destructive.

132. But boy, they sure look delicious.

133. Garfield, I'm back.

134. I knew you wouldn't wanna wait so I stopped off at Vito's

135. and got you that extra birthday lasagna.

136. No, no! Take it away!

137. It might talk to me! It might... It might...

138. Gee. I always thought Vito was a pretty good cook.

139. Mommy, mommy, mommy...

140. Waking me up is a crime punishable by no less than 15 years

141. in a maximum security prison.

142. - Or at least it should be.

143. All right, I'm up.

144. Let's see who's too stupid to not be sleeping at this hour.

145. Oh, it's you, Harry. What are you looking for?

146. Leftovers.

147. In this house, nothing is left over.

148. So I see.

149. What I really had my appetite set on was that nice, plump, juicy bluebird.

150. Does that look like good eating?

151. But you've had your eye on that one for a while, right?

152. Not right. I never chase any bird smaller than a roast turkey

153. with stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce

154. and that creamed corn that Jon's mother makes.

155. - What? No bird chasing? - I gave it up.

156. Too much work, too many feathers, not enough drumsticks.

157. Then do you mind?

158. - Be my guest. - Bluebird pie, here I come.

159. You win this round, bird. But I'll get you next time.

160. Maybe those trash cans over on Maple Drive will have leftovers.

161. Chasing birds. Looks like fun.

162. But I'm not gonna get back into that again.

163. My chasing bird days are behind me.

164. No, no! They're ahead of me! I must chase birds!

165. Okay. If you were a cat, you'd understand.

166. Ahem! The hunt is on.

167. It's going over to the neighbors' yard. It won't get away from me.

168. Ha ha!

169. Ptooey! Whoo! That bird can't get away from me!

170. I'll just wait here until she comes back and then I'll catch her.

171. She has to come back. She left her eggs here.

172. - Huh?

173. I put the barbecue away, Muriel!

174. Still sitting here, waiting for my dinner to return.

175. The Garfield strip's funny today.

176. Just gonna wait here.

177. No matter how long it takes.

178. She shouldn't leave her eggs alone this long.

179. Not with creatures like me about.

180. What's wrong with that mother bird? Leaving her eggs alone all day.

181. Gee, kinda cold.

182. I don't think that's good for them.

183. Oh, well. Not my problem.

184. I'll chase her tomorrow if she comes back. She has to come back.

185. She has to take care of those cute little eggs.

186. The female bluebird lays a clutch of three to five...

187. Hi, Garfield.

188. I'm watching a very interesting documentary.

189. Anything about feeding your cat?

190. It's all about birds hatching eggs.

191. The incubation process, in which the female sits on the eggs

192. to keep them warm, takes around two weeks.

193. It's not that warm out there.

194. If the heat is not maintained, the eggs will perish.

195. Perish? Oh, well.

196. Like I keep telling myself, it's not my problem.

197. I think I'll just get me a little sleep...

198. Perish?

199. Maybe I'll just make sure the mother bluebird

200. has come back to sit on the eggs.

201. I'm sure she has.

202. She hasn't.

203. This is not good.

204. Maybe a muffler or a heating pad.

205. I wonder if there's a place to plug in an electric blanket.

206. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Okay, but don't tell anyone I did this.

207. There we go. Keep warm, little eggs.

208. It's just until the mother bluebird comes back.

209. She'll be back any minute. Any minute.

210. He or... she is being born!

211. And now there's another one being born.

212. And this one!

213. I'm a mother.

214. What am I thinking?

215. Mama! Mama! Mama!

216. Mama! Mama! Mama!

217. No, no, no. I'm not your mama.

218. - Mama! Mama! Mama! - Wait. Stop that!

219. I'm not your mama! I'm a cat. Honest, I am! Here, listen to this.

220. Meow. Meow.

221. See?

222. I hate to abandon the little fellows

223. but I don't know anything about taking care of baby birds.

224. Mama! Mama!

225. Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!

226. No. Not mama. Why are you unclear on this concept?

227. Good time for a nap. It's always a good time for a nap.

228. Cute little birds, but I'm not cut out to be their mama.

229. You guys again?

230. Look, you can't stay with me, fellas.

231. And my water dish is not a birdbath.

232. I don't care what you say. You can't live with me.

233. - Mama! Mama! - And stop calling me Mama!

234. Now you're gonna stay there, and that is an order.

235. Don't look at me like that. I can't take care of you guys.

236. You need someone who can teach you to fly. I can't do that.

237. You need someone who can share worms with you for lunch.

238. I really can't do that.

239. I'm not gonna look at them anymore.

240. Your real mother will be back.

241. Now, goodbye. Bye-bye, bluebirds.

242. They'll be just fine.

243. What if the mother bird never comes back? They could be cold. They could be hungry.

244. They could be Harry's lunch!

245. My babies!

246. Mama! Mama! Mama! Hey, hold it down, little guys.

247. I'm gonna be eating.

248. - Let me have those birds, Harry. - Get your own lunch, Garfield.

249. - I said let me have those birds.

250. Hey! That's my meal! I saw them first!

251. Hold it down, guys. If Harry catches us,

252. you'll be bluebird sandwiches.

253. Those birds are mine, Garfield!

254. You can't get away from me, Garfield! I'm faster and I'm stronger.

255. He's right! He is! I need a place to hide them.

256. That's not fair, Garfield. I don't eat your lasagna.

257. You could leave my bluebirds...

258. Mama! Mama!

259. Big mistake. Now I'm trapped.

260. Big mistake. Now you're trapped.

261. I said that.

262. Stop! Don't hurt them! Or me! Don't hurt any of us.

263. - Now, finally, it's lunchtime. - No!

264. Oww!

265. Mama! Mama! Mama!

266. Get away! Stop! Stop!

267. I'm giving up bluebird meals! I'm giving up eating birds altogether!

268. No, no! I was taking care of them!

269. Mama! Mama!

270. Not me, guys. That's your mama!

271. Mama? Mama! Mama! Mama!

272. Bye-bye, guys! Come visit!

273. Okay, so I saved some birds. You didn't see that, okay?

274. I know where you live.