The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x3

Lela Rochon as Cindy • Christopher Birt as Waiter • Morgan Nagler as Tina

Will tries to juggle school and a new job in order to earn money for the homecoming party, at the same time Ashley's classmate Tina becomes interested in Carlton. Will starts becoming paranoid when he constantly is getting confused with Carlton.

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1. 30 seconds on high, spock. Energize.

2. Uh, captain, we're going into a warp drive.

3. We're running low on dilithium crystals.

4. Do something, Bones.

5. Jim, I'm a doctor, damn it

6. not a short-order cook.

7. Quit playing around. I want to heat up my Sara Lee.

8. Can you use the regular oven?

9. Do I look like Wilma Flintstone?

10. Mmm. That smells delicious. Can I have some?

11. Come on. Beat it, man. It's barely enough for me.

12. Ahh.

13. Just the way I like 'em. Toasty, warm.

14. Alright, you pervert.

15. Hand over my "Victoria's Secret'catalogue.

16. This one's Geoffrey's. He filled out the order form.

17. Geoffrey, you know a woman with a 46-D cup?

18. No, but if there's a God in heaven

19. I will by Christmas.

20. Yo. What's up, y'all? You know if Uncle Phil is in a good mood?

21. I'm trying to hit him up for 50 bucks for the homecoming.

22. Will, 50 bucks is only going to cover the tickets.

23. There's still the tux, the limousine

24. the pre-party party, the post-party party

25. and, in your case, bail.

26. Man, you're right. This could cost a fortune.

27. Oh, that's okay. Daddy's got a fortune.

28. I always find that when you ask for large sums

29. it helps if you take his hand

30. look deep into his eyes

31. and tell him you have cramps.

32. That only worked for Hilary.

33. When I tried it, he sent me to a specialist.

34. Uh, thanks a lot. I think I can handle this myself, guys.

35. Well, compliment his clothes, you know

36. tell him that he's lost some weight.

37. But no more than 20 pounds.

38. And it helps to keep a straight face.

39. Why don't I just get on my hands and knees and beg?

40. Well, that's only worth 25.

41. Besides, it's really hard on your knees.

42. Thanks. I really appreciate that

43. but I think I can handle this myself, guys.

44. Hi, daddy.

45. Hi, dad.

46. Hey, Uncle Phil.

47. Man, uh, you-you've lost weight.

48. Thanks a lot, Will.

49. And that, and that-that suit you got on

50. man, it's great how it's accentuates your massive..

51. weight loss, man.

52. Anything else?

53. Yeah. There is one other thing.

54. I got cramps.

55. How much? What's it cost? And will I get sued?

56. Uh, actually, now that you mention it

57. I could use, like, 200 bones for the homecoming.

58. Well, fine. Fine. I'll write you a check.

59. You know, Will, I never thought I'd say this

60. but you've become like one of my own.

61. I could close my eyes, and I'd swear I'm talking to Carlton.

62. Hi, Will.

63. You alright?

64. Well-well-well, Uncle Phil, Uncle Phil just said

65. that I was just like one of y'all kids.

66. He said I was just like Carl..

67. He said I was just like C-Car..

68. your son.

69. Oh, and you are, sweetheart.

70. And it's about time he realized it.

71. I bet you we're gonna win first place.

72. Yeah, this volcano is gonna be the coolest thing

73. at the science fair.

74. Where shall we put the tiny missionaries

75. with the shocked expressions on their faces?

76. Anywhere, when the lava flows

77. it's every missionary for himself.

78. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

79. Look at that guy in the swimsuit.

80. Is he buffed or what?

81. Where? I don't see a buffed guy.

82. I only see Carlton.

83. Oh, God, he's coming over here.

84. I can't look. Hand me a missionary.

85. Hey, Ashley, how's the science project coming?

86. Oh, it's going great.

87. Carlton, this is Tina.

88. Tina, this is my brother Carlton.

89. - Hi, Tina. - Hi.

90. I love your towel.

91. Thanks. Well, I've gotta go prepare for debate practice.

92. You're on the debate team?

93. That is so cool.

94. I must say, it is refreshing to see the younger generation

95. taking an interest in the art of persuasion.

96. It's my favorite extracurricular activity

97. next to, uh, table tennis.

98. You're athletic, too?

99. I should've known by your bulging forearms.

100. They, uh..

101. do draw stares.

102. Man, I thought a dip in the pool was gonna cool me off.

103. I'm blazing about what Uncle Phil said to me.

104. Oh, I'm sure when he called you a sophomoric cretin

105. it was just a figure of speech.

106. No. No, that didn't bother me.

107. It's when he said I was just like Carlton.

108. Yes. I can understand your concern.

109. - Sandwich? - Yeah. Sure.

110. I mean, look, I know where I come from, man.

111. I'm coming straight out of Philly, man.

112. And I'm proud of that.

113. Hey, could you put that on a croissant for me?

114. Certainly.

115. You know, Master William, we all change.

116. Hey, look, look, man I haven't changed. I'm not gonna change.

117. I'm not down with this bougie stuff.

118. - Swiss? - Nah. Gorgonzola.

119. Hey, man, I'm telling you, if there is one dude in the world

120. that's the total opposite of Carlton

121. it's this guy standing right here, man.

122. Thanks a lot, G.

123. Hey man, how you going to play a brother on the grey poupon?

124. Geoffrey, I'm famished.

125. Can you make me a gorgonzola sandwich on a croissant?

126. - Heavy on the grey poupon. - Certainly.

127. Thanks.

128. Oh, my God.

129. Uncle Phil is right, G.

130. I'm turning into Carlton.

131. Alright. Alright. That's it. That's it.

132. No more of these sissy sandwiches.

133. No more, no more valet parking.

134. And no more of these preppy parties, man.

135. Oh, oh, and that homecoming? No. You can kill that noise.

136. I'm gonna call Cindy right now

137. and I'm gonna tell her the whole thing is off.

138. Oh, and his check, this check that Uncle Phil gave me

139. now you see it, now you don't.

140. Yo, the funky fresh is back in the flesh

141. with a vengeance, homes.

142. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

143. I'm going to eat that, though..

144. but I ain't going to enjoy it.

145. Come on, kids! Tipoff's in 30 minutes!

146. Carlton, you seen my keys?

147. Excuse me. Excuse me. What did you call me?

148. I called you Will.

149. No, you didn't. You called me Carlton.

150. I'm not Carlton, okay?

151. I don't look like Carlton, I don't act like Carlton

152. and most importantly, I don't look like Carlton.

153. Um, can we discuss this in the car?

154. I don't wanna be late.

155. Yeah. You remember what happened last time.

156. They ran out of pasta salad in the VIP section.

157. Oh, and they didn't, like, stop the game?

158. Aunt Viv, look, I'm sorry.

159. I'm just not down with this b-ball thing.

160. Least, not the way y'all do it.

161. Then I take it, you won't be going to the game?

162. I didn't exactly say that.

163. What I was saying is that

164. I'm just not down with it

165. the way you guys do it, you know?

166. I mean, if I do it, I want to sit in the $2 seats

167. where my feet be sticking to the floor

168. and a big, fat, crusty, bloated dude

169. is sitting behind me belching in my ear.

170. I mean, any other way is unnatural.

171. Miss Cindy Norris.

172. - Hey, Will. - Hey, what's up, baby?

173. I'm so excited about going to the game.

174. Do you think they're gonna have that great pasta salad?

175. Hey, look, baby, um, the-the plans have

176. kinda been changed a little bit.

177. Yeah. I hope you brought rubber shoes.

178. Let's go, dad. We're gonna be late.

179. Yeah. Last time they ran out of pasta salad.

180. Will, are you gonna go with us or not?

181. I'm sorry. Look, that's just not my style, Uncle Phil.

182. I'm not riding in no Benz.

183. We'll just take Cindy's Miata.

184. Come here, baby. I need to talk to you.

185. Y-You know, about this homecoming thing, um..

186. Look, I know I said we were gonna go

187. with Carlton and his date, but things have changed.

188. Oh, Will, you are so wonderful.

189. Man, you take bad news better than anybody I ever met.

190. Bad? I think it's really romantic

191. that you want to have me all to yourself.

192. Uh, wait, hold it, hold it, you see, Cindy

193. that ain't, that ain't exactly it.

194. I'm so excited about homecoming.

195. Do you know I worked 80 extra hours

196. just so I could pay for my dress?

197. Oh, but it is so cute. You're gonna love it.

198. It's cut very low in the front.

199. I wonder if it shows too much cleavage.

200. Um, about how many corsages you going to be needing?

201. Tina, we need to talk.

202. Oh, Carlton.

203. Those khaki pants make you look so "Field and stream."

204. Take me camping.

205. Tina, I'm at my wit's end.

206. Look, it's bad enough you call me every hour

207. on the hour when I'm home

208. but I don't appreciate being paged at school.

209. I'm so sorry. I try to sound official.

210. Well, I don't think anyone believed you were Colin Powell.

211. It's obvious there could never be anything between us.

212. Do you understand what I'm trying to tell you?

213. Yes, Carlton. I do.

214. Good.

215. I'm going to go study now.

216. Studying. That is so cool.

217. Are you going to highlight or underline?

218. 'It's none of your beeswax!'

219. Hey. You know, Ashley, that's beautiful.

220. I think those two are a match made in midget heaven.

221. Will, are you coming to the science fair

222. to see me do my volcano presentation?

223. Uh, look, I'm sorry, Ashley. I'd like to, but I can't.

224. Why not?

225. I got a job.

226. Yeah, right. And I can't go either.

227. A dog ate my volcano.

228. No, I'm serious. I'm waiting tables at Treasure Island.

229. I wanna pay for the homecoming.

230. Oh, you couldn't lie to daddy

231. about his weight either, huh?

232. No, that's... Look, Ash, it's just not my style.

233. You know, I'm a man. I want to pay my own way.

234. I'm going to save up the money

235. and I'm gonna show Uncle Phil what I'm made of.

236. Oh, that's great, Will. He's gonna be really proud of you.

237. Yeah, I know.

238. Hey, but, look, until I get the money

239. we gotta keep this a secret, alright?

240. I won't tell.

241. 'No, Tina. I don't care'

242. 'if you get in for half price.'

243. 'I'm not taking you to see "Jungle Fever!"'

244. "Most promising future scientist."

245. - This is incredible, Ashley. - You really think so?

246. Absolutely. It means I'll never have to see Tina again.

247. Miss Tina.

248. Hi, Carlton.

249. I know you told me to buzz off

250. but I had to see you one more time.

251. Tina, you've got to get over me.

252. It's time you get on with your life.

253. I'm no good for you.

254. Now, I want you to walk out that door

255. hop on your bike, and pedal like hell.

256. Okay, Carlton.

257. If that's what you want. Bye.

258. Oh, Tina

259. we were just about to take Ashley

260. out to dinner to celebrate your award.

261. Would you like to join us?

262. If I can sit by Carlton.

263. I'd better go call my mom.

264. Well, I might as well face it.

265. I'm irresistible to women.

266. Now I know what Tom Jones feels like.

267. Vivian, take a look at this.

268. Will's basketball coach says he hasn't been

269. to practice all week.

270. His English teacher called and said

271. he's been falling asleep in class.

272. And he missed curfew twice this week.

273. Uh, by my count, it was four times

274. but I'll go check my videotape.

275. Will, we have to talk.

276. Yeah. Sure, Uncle Phil. What's the problem?

277. You missed basketball practice

278. you've been falling asleep in class

279. and you missed curfew twice this week.

280. I want an explanation.

281. And you deserve an explanation.

282. And I have an incredible one

283. that I'd like to give you next week.

284. But then again, I'd like to see next week.

285. So maybe I should give it to you now.

286. I got a job.

287. But why are we just now hearing about it?

288. 'Cause I wanted to surprise you.

289. Look, I wasn't born yesterday.

290. I expect you to honor your commitments

291. and I expect you to be honest.

292. Now, until you can tell me the truth, you are grounded.

293. No TV, no phone calls, and no visitors.

294. But, unc..

295. Why don't you just do me like kunta kinte

296. and chop off my foot?

297. Now, I know you're angry

298. but I think you may have overreacted.

299. Vivian, you don't expect me to condone his behavior.

300. Baby, I know that falling asleep is not a good thing

301. but your own secretary has said she's had

302. to nudge you awake after you've had Mexican food.

303. Only after the El Presidenteplatter.

304. And he should go to practice

305. but it is an extracurricular activity.

306. It's a lot like you going to the gym.

307. And as I recall, the last time you were there

308. I think the Jeffersons were still trying to move on up.

309. That's different.

310. I'm starting back Monday.

311. And I do not approve of his breaking curfew—

312. Vivian, Vivian, you've made your point.

313. I'll let him give an explanation.

314. Ashley, sweetie, would you go upstairs and tell Will

315. his uncle and I would like to speak with him, please?

316. Will's not here. I just saw him leave on his bike.

317. You see that, Vivian? Outright defiance.

318. That boy just does whatever he wants to, and I'm sick of it.

319. This just doesn't seem like Will.

320. Vivian, can we just drop the subject and go have dinner?

321. Look, Philip, I know that I don't have all the facts

322. but if Will says he has a job, I believe him.

323. Vivian, you are so naive.

324. You'd believe that boy if he were to tell you that

325. he was a big rap star whose album just went platinum.

326. Ashley, sweetheart, what an interesting

327. choice of restaurants.

328. It's so, um..

329. piratesque.

330. Welcome to the Briny Deep

331. where none of our prices are ever too steep.

332. We've got fresh fish. You can look at our tank.

333. To get to the bathroom, make a left at the plank.

334. Follow me.

335. Get a load of his costume.

336. You couldn't pay me to wear an outfit like that.

337. Think you'll be needing a booster seat, little boy?

338. Vivian, let's not let Will ruin our dinner.

339. He hasn't ruined anything for me. I think he's a great kid.

340. Complimentary champagne for the lovely young lady.

341. I'll have a glass of that.

342. Sorry, man, we ain't got no more.

343. Would you like to order before I bring you back the menus?

344. I'll have iced tea, please.

345. Perrier with a twist of lemon.

346. I don't know. I just can't seem to decide.

347. Well, sir, we've got all three flavors of slim fast.

348. I'll have a cola, wise guy.

349. That waiter has been exceedingly discourteous.

350. I can't put my finger on it

351. but the way he treats me reminds me of someone.

352. Well, I think the waiter's really nice.

353. And I bet he's really honest, too.

354. I like his eye patch.

355. Makes him look kind of dangerous.

356. You know, table tennis isn't exactly safe.

357. Thank you for my iced tea.

358. You are really fast, you're reliable, and trustworthy.

359. I really like your beard.

360. Tina, I doubt if it's real.

361. And there's a French fry in it.

362. Waiter!

363. This soda's flat.

364. Ah, you don't say, sir?

365. Try that.

366. Well, that does it.

367. You are the rudest, most incompetent waiter

368. I've ever met.

369. I'm not a waiter, according to my uncle

370. I don't even have a job.

371. Vivian, I... think I've made a mistake.

372. Oh, my.

373. Carlton, you were my third love

374. and I'll never forget you

375. but I like Will now.

376. He's dressed like an idiot

377. and he's still so cool.

378. He's not the only guy who could dress like an idiot.

379. Can I talk to you for a minute?

380. Look, I'm human. Sometimes I make mistakes.

381. I admit I had some preconceived ideas about you

382. 'mainly that you just didn't care about anything'

383. but I guess I'm gonna have to let that go

384. because today you've shown me that

385. you are a very, very fine young man.

386. And I just want us to be closer together.

387. What did you say, pervert?

388. Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh..

389. Look, man, this is Treasure Island, okay?

390. Now, pleasure island, that's a block down the street.

391. - I thought, I thought— - I know what you thought.

392. But if you'll notice, the parrot is sitting on myleftshoulder.

393. Ooh, I feel like a fool.

394. Yeah, wait till they make you bob for your lobster.

395. By any chance, did you hear anything of what I just said?

396. Nah, I didn't.

397. Look, it's hard for me to apologize.

398. It's hard for me to dress up in this stupid costume

399. but I do it.

400. I don't get it, Will.

401. Why the job?

402. I just wanted to pay for the homecoming myself.

403. But I gave you a check.

404. I tore it up.

405. Why?

406. 'Cause you were right, Uncle Phil.

407. I'm getting soft.

408. Look, I'm a man.

409. And a man should be able to stand on his own two feet.

410. Make his own way like you did.

411. I mean, a man does it for hisself.

412. I mean, it's a hard road to travel but after you travel it

413. and you look back on what you accomplished

414. you could say, "I did that, I'm a man."

415. That's the biggest load of bull I've heard

416. since I left the farm.

417. Nobody does anything without help, Will.

418. People opened doors for me.

419. And I've worked hard to open doors for you.

420. It doesn't make you any less of a man

421. to walk through them.

422. Never really looked at it like that.

423. But, you know, Uncle Phil, I guess it ain't so bad

424. you know, being like one of your kids.

425. Uh, thank you. Uh..

426. Of course, if I had my choice, I'd pick Ashley, but..

427. Well..