The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x23

B.J. Jefferson as Ms. Rinkoff • Marc Robinson as Kevin • Marc Robinson as Kevin

Ashley cringes when the family oohs and aahs over her relationship with Kevin , but Will chokes when she asks him about sex - and her curiosity about reproduction sends Will to a pregnancy counseling center.

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1. WELL, G, ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, I'M ABOUT A FIDDY-THREE.

2. AND THAT'S, UH, FULLY CLOTH-ED.

3. BUT AREN'T YOU DRESSED A BIT EARLY FOR YOUR DATE?

4. I'M NOT GOING ON A DATE.

5. I'M GOING ON A PHONE CALL.

6. THAT'S WHAT I CALL SAFE SEX.

7. YES. HELLO. MRS. SEEGER?

8. YES. HOW ARE YOU, MRS. SEEGER,

9. THIS FINE AFTERNOON?

10. YES, IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE,

11. MIGHT I SPEAK WITH YOUR LOVELY DAUGHTER CYNTHIA?

12. YES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

13. YEAH. WHAT'S UP, BABY?

14. YEAH, THIS IS YOUR SUNTAN SUPERMAN.

15. HEY, UH, WHAT DO YOU SAY

16. THE THREE OF US GET TOGETHER THIS WEEKEND...

17. YOU, ME, AND YOUR RED TUBE TOP?

18. YEAH, WELL, IF I BLOW IN YOUR EAR, WILL YOU...

19. UH...

20. HELP ME WITH MY GEOGRAPHY REPORT ON ALASKA?

21. YEAH, YOU SEE, ALASKA WAS UP THERE ALL COLD AND LONELY,

22. AND ALONG COMES THE UNITED STATES

23. ALL WARM AND FULL OF BULGING MOUNTAIN RANGES.

24. SO THE UNITED STATES SAYS, UH,

25. "YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING OF LAYING A PIPELINE.

26. ARE YOU INTERESTED?"

27. I'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY NIGHT.

28. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

29. WOW, YOUR COUSIN EVEN MAKES SANDWICHES COOL.

30. HE'S THE COOLEST. EXCEPT WHEN HE WEARS HIS SHOWER CAP

31. AND RUNS THROUGH THE SPRINKLERS.

32. CHILDREN, I HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE...

33. COOKIES IN THE SHAPES

34. OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.

35. GEOFFREY, I REALLY DON'T THINK KEVIN AND I...

36. WHOA HO HO HO!

37. CHECK IT OUT...

38. ELMER FUDD, AND HE GOT LITTLE CHICLET TEETH.

39. YO, THAT'S FLY, G.

40. YEAH, THAT'S FLY.

41. THANK YOU.

42. IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THOSE FOUR YEARS AT OXFORD

43. DIDN'T GO TO WASTE.

44. WHAT'S YOU AND KEV GETTING INTO THIS WEEKEND?

45. THE SAME THING AS EVERY WEEKEND...

46. PIZZA AND DAD'S RENTING A VIDEO.

47. THIS WEEK, IT'S THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN.

48. OHH.

49. WHAT?

50. YOU LOOK CUTE.

51. OH, YOU BOTH LOOK CUTE.

52. AREN'T THEY JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE COUPLE?

53. YEAH. CHECK IT OUT...

54. LITTLE BLUEBIRDS FLYING AROUND THEIR HEADS.

55. WELL, HOW ABOUT A REFILL ON THOSE MILKS?

56. THANK YOU, MRS. BANKS.

57. HILARY, AS A LOYAL REPUBLICAN AND A STAUNCH BUSH MAN,

58. I'M WARNING YOU, DON'T DO THIS.

59. COME ON, CARLTON, YOU'RE NOT A BUSH MAN.

60. YOU'RE MORE LIKE A PYGMY.

61. I'M TRYING TO KEEP HILARY FROM EMBARRASSING US

62. IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

63. HILARY, ARE YOU JOINING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY?

64. NO, I'M GOING TO IT.

65. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S HAVING A POOL PARTY.

66. I CAN'T DECIDE IF I GOT THE RIGHT SUIT.

67. OH, DARN.

68. NOW ARNOLD'S GOING TO HAVE TO RETURN HIS.

69. I KIND OF LIKE IT.

70. I DO, TOO. THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING HAT.

71. IT'S HILARY'S NEW BATHING SUIT.

72. WHEN FISH RIDE BICYCLES.

73. I BETTER GET GOING.

74. UH, KEVIN, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW TO DO HOMEWORK.

75. I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO.

76. SURE. I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO.

77. SURE, SO...

78. LATER.

79. OHH! OHH! OHH!

80. OH, I FORGOT MY NOTEBOOK PAPER.

81. HERE.

82. OH, THANKS.

83. DARN, I BROKE MY PENCIL.

84. OH, I HAVE ONE.

85. THANKS.

86. SO, WHAT DID YOU GET FOR YOUR FIRST QUESTION?

87. J. EDGAR HOOVER. WHAT DID YOU GET?

88. 12.

89. AREN'T WE DOING MATH?

90. I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING HISTORY.

91. MY PALMS ARE SWEATY.

92. IS YOUR HEART BEATING FAST, TOO?

93. YEAH. I KINDA FEEL LIKE YOU DO AFTER THE TEACUP RIDE.

94. YOU THINK I GOT THE FLU?

95. DO YOU WANT SOME CHILDREN'S TYLENOL?

96. NO.

97. I THINK I'D FEEL BETTER IF...

98. I COULD KISS YOU.

99. I'M SORRY. IS THAT TERRIBLE?

100. NO.

101. IS IT TERRIBLE THAT I WANT TO KISS YOU BACK?

102. CAN I BLOW IN YOUR EAR?

103. WHY?

104. I DON'T KNOW. I HEARD WILL SAY IT.

105. OH.

106. O.K.

107. WHAT'S IT DOING?

108. I THINK IT'S GIVING ME AN EARACHE.

109. WASN'T DOING MUCH FOR ME EITHER.

110. BESIDES, I LIKE KISSING BETTER.

111. UM, ME, TOO.

112. HI, KIDS. HAVING FUN?

113. THIS ONE IS SO CUTE!

114. I DON'T WANT TO BE CUTE TONIGHT, HILARY.

115. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CUTE.

116. I'M UP TO HERE WITH CUTE.

117. ASHLEY...

118. TALK TO ME.

119. THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT CLOTHES, IS IT?

120. IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING A LOT MORE IMPORTANT.

121. IT'S A BAD HAIR DAY, ISN'T IT?

122. HONEY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY OBSESSION PERFUME?

123. OH, BABY,

124. THIS IS THE PERFECT CHOICE FOR TONIGHT.

125. OH, I THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST OUTFIT YOU HAVE.

126. O.K., I'M CUTE.

127. CAN WE MOVE ON NOW?

128. YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST BOY YOU HAD OVER

129. TO WATCH TV, HILARY?

130. PLEASE! I DON'T REMEMBER THE GUY

131. I WENT OUT WITH LAST WEEK.

132. OH, ALL MY BABIES ARE GROWING UP.

133. UH-OH. I FEEL A LITTLE CHAT COMING ON.

134. SEE YA.

135. ASHLEY, HONEY,

136. LET'S HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

137. DO WE HAVE TO?

138. HONEY, I JUST WANT TO SAY

139. THAT I KNOW THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME HAVING KEVIN OVER

140. WITHOUT YOUR FATHER AND I AT HOME.

141. I KNOW YOUR BODY'S GOING THROUGH CHANGES...

142. MOM! DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MY BODY?

143. READY, VIVIAN?

144. YEP. WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

145. O.K. I LOVE YOU.

146. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

147. JUST GET MY JACKET.

148. ASHLEY, SWEETHEART...

149. NOW, BEFORE KEVIN COMES OVER,

150. I THINK I SHOULD HAVE A TALK WITH YOU ABOUT BOYS.

151. GREAT, DADDY.

152. THEY'RE ALL DOGS. GOT IT?

153. HAVE A GOOD TIME, SWEETHEART.

154. OW!

155. ASHLEY, YOU HIT ME IN MY STOMACH WITH THIS THING.

156. HAD IT BEEN CARLTON, YOU COULD HAVE PUT HIS EYE OUT.

157. SORRY, WILL.

158. I WAS UPSET ABOUT THAT STUPID OUTFIT HILARY PICKED OUT.

159. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WHY DON'T YOU SAY SO?

160. BECAUSE EVERYONE'S TOO BUSY GOING,

161. "OHH."

162. YEAH.

163. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

164. MY MOM STILL ASKS ME IF I WENT BOOM-BOOM.

165. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T TREAT ME LIKE A BABY.

166. YOU'VE BEEN OUT WITH LOTS OF GIRLS.

167. YEAH. THIS HAS BEEN AN EXCEPTIONAL WEEK.

168. NO. WHAT I MEAN IS,

169. WELL, I LIKE KEVIN,

170. AND I KNOW HE REALLY LIKES ME.

171. OHH.

172. AND I... I KIND OF NEED SOME ADVICE.

173. NOW, I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING 13, ASHLEY,

174. AND I JUST HAVE TO SAY

175. IF YOU WANT TO KISS KEVIN,

176. GO FOR IT.

177. UH, I'VE ALREADY KISSED HIM.

178. OH, NO, I MEAN ON THE LIPS.

179. SO DO I.

180. WILL...

181. I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX.

182. AAH!

183. UM, LOOK, ASHLEY,

184. DON'T YOU THINK SEX IS SOMETHING

185. YOU SHOULD DISCUSS WITH AUNT VIV,

186. YOU KNOW, LIKE,

187. OVER A CUP OF GENERAL FOODS INTERNATIONAL COFFEE?

188. IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR ME TO ACCEPT THE FACT

189. THAT MOM AND DAD EVEN DID IT.

190. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH THEM.

191. BESIDES, WE'VE ALREADY DISCUSSED ALL THE TECHNICAL STUFF.

192. I KNOW ALL ABOUT EGGS, FALLOPIAN TUBES...

193. AM I GOING TO HAVE TO

194. WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP, YOUNG LADY?

195. OH, WILL, GROW UP.

196. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MARRY JERRY LEE LEWIS.

197. LOOK, IF MOM AND DAD KNEW ABOUT

198. ALL THESE WEIRD FEELINGS I'M STARTING TO HAVE, THEY'D FREAK.

199. PROMISE NOT TO TELL THEM?

200. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

201. BUT I WANT YOU TO STOP HAVING THESE FEELINGS.

202. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT KIND OF GIRL.

203. YOU MEAN THE KIND YOU LIKE?

204. WHAT IS THIS, THE SPANISH INQUISITION?

205. LOOK, WILL, WHEN A GIRL DOESN'T FOOL AROUND,

206. YOU NEVER CALL HER BACK.

207. THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT, ASHLEY.

208. NOT ONE I'M PROUD OF, BUT THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT.

209. IT'S 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO REMEMBER.

210. HOW COME IT'S O.K. FOR YOU AND NOT FOR ME?

211. LOOK, IT'S DIFF...

212. LOOK, WHEN...

213. I... I CAN'T ANSWER ALL THESE QUESTIONS, ASHLEY.

214. AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE PERSON WHO WOULD UNDERSTAND.

215. LOOK, I DO UNDERSTAND, ASHLEY.

216. IT'S JUST... JUST THAT...

217. I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME TO GET PREPARED.

218. BUT I THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT SEX.

219. YEAH, WELL.

220. LOOK, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE

221. THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY NEW DEVELOPMENTS, YOU KNOW...

222. IN THE LAST DAY OR SO.

223. O.K. HEY, THANKS A LOT FOR HELPING ME, WILL.

224. I'M SO EXCITED.

225. WILL YOU STOP TALKING DIRTY?

226. HI, WILL. IS ASHLEY READY?

227. NO, MAN! SHE'S ONLY 13!

228. HI, KEVIN.

229. HI, ASHLEY.

230. WANT TO WATCH SOME TV?

231. SURE. I MEAN, IF YOU DO.

232. SURE.

233. WHOA! TV... WHAT A GREAT IDEA.

234. HEY, COME ON.

235. LET'S GO INTO THE FAMILY ROOM

236. FOR SOME NICE FAMILY FUN.

237. LET'S WATCH SOME TV.

238. O.K. COUPLE NUMBER TWO,

239. WHERE'S THE MOST UNUSUAL PLACE

240. YOU EVER MADE WHOOPEE?

241. WHOA!

242. BOY, THAT WAS GOOD.

243. HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC?

244. ENOUGH OF THAT FILTH.

245. I LIKE THAT SONG.

246. YOU WOULD. YOU MEN DISGUST ME!

247. HEY, THERE'S MY FAVORITE COUSIN.

248. COME HERE.

249. HEY, MOVE OVER, MAN.

250. WILL, I'M LATE TO PICK UP DARA.

251. NOW, WOULDN'T YOU MUCH RATHER SPEND TIME WITH US

252. PLAYING A NICE SWEET GAME OF DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE?

253. DARA CAN TIE A SLIP KNOT WITH HER TONGUE.

254. O.K., WHO ATE ALL THE WHIPPED CREAM?

255. IS THERE NO END TO YOU PEOPLE'S PREOCCUPATION WITH SEX?

256. SOMEBODY'S GIRLFRIEND GOT GROUNDED AGAIN?

257. MAY I PLEASE SPEAK TO THE TWO OF YOU

258. IN THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW?

259. IT'S ASHLEY. YOU CAN'T TELL UNCLE PHIL AND AUNT VIV.

260. SHE ASKED ME TO TELL HER ABOUT SEX.

261. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HER.

262. SHE SHOULD HEAR IT FROM SOMEBODY MORE EXPERIENCED.

263. WELL, PARDON ME FOR BEING ATTRACTIVE.

264. LOOK, I'M THE WRONG PERSON.

265. I TRIED TO TELL CARLTON ABOUT SEX, AND...

266. WELL, YOU KNOW THE REST.

267. LOOK, WELL, SOMEBODY HAS TO TELL HER.

268. SHE WON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID

269. IF SHE HAS SOME GOOD SOLID FACTS.

270. WRONG, MY HOT-BLOODED COUSIN.

271. IF YOU TELL HER ABOUT SEX,

272. SHE'S JUST GONNA RUN OUT AND DO IT.

273. OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

274. WE WANT TO EXPOSE HER

275. TO A REALISTIC PORTRAYAL OF RELATIONSHIPS.

276. I KNOW.

277. WE'LL RENT PRETTY WOMAN.

278. WELL, HERE WE ARE

279. TO GET INFORMATION FOR OUR BOOK REPORT.

280. I'M JUST HERE TO CHECK THE PLACE FOR ASBESTOS.

281. THIS IS EMBARRASSING, WILL.

282. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DRAG ME DOWN HERE ANYWAY?

283. PLEASE, LOOK AT THIS FACE.

284. YOU THINK ANYBODY'S GOING TO BELIEVE I HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT SEX?

285. IS THERE A JOHN DOE

286. AND A JOAN CRAWFORD?

287. I CHOKED, O.K.?

288. PRESENT.

289. HI, I'M MS. RINKOFF. I'M ONE OF THE COUNSELORS.

290. RIGHT THIS WAY, PLEASE.

291. SHALL WE STEP INTO YOUR OFFICE

292. AND TALK ABOUT ASBESTOS?

293. ASBESTOS, HUH?

294. LAST I HEARD, IT WAS CALLED KNOCKING BOOTS.

295. PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.

296. NOW, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

297. UH, BY TURNING INTO AN OLD UGLY MAN.

298. BOYS, THERE'S NO REASON TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT SEX.

299. HEY, WE'RE ALL ADULTS HERE.

300. EXACTLY. EVERYONE HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS.

301. MUST YOU BE SO RAW?

302. WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S ABOUT MY COUSIN,

303. HIS SISTER.

304. SHE'S 13.

305. IS SHE PREGNANT?

306. HEY, THAT'S MY SISTER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

307. I'M SORRY TO SAY IT, BUT THAT'S REALITY.

308. THESE DAYS, MORE TEENAGE GIRLS ARE HAVING SEX.

309. THEY CERTAINLY DON'T GO TO OUR SCHOOL.

310. WE CAN'T CONTROL PEOPLE'S ACTIONS,

311. BUT WE CAN HELP KIDS MAKE WISE CHOICES,

312. NOT STUPID ONES.

313. HERE.

314. HERE'S A PAMPHLET CALLED THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX.

315. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

316. NO. WAIT A MINUTE.

317. HERE'S ONE ABOUT PREVENTION OF PREGNANCY,

318. HERE'S ONE ABOUT AIDS,

319. AND HERE'S ONE ABOUT DEALING WITH YOUR EMOTIONS.

320. UH, SURE A LOT OF STUFF TO READ.

321. YES, I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I REALLY THINK

322. THIS IS SOMETHING YOUR PARENTS SHOULD DISCUSS

323. WITH YOUR COUSIN.

324. WELL, THAT'S NOT LIKELY WITH UNCLE PHIL.

325. HE WON'T LET US WATCH SNOW WHITE,

326. 'CAUSE SHE LIVES WITH SEVEN DWARFS.

327. UM, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

328. NOT SO FAST.

329. IT'S WONDERFUL YOU HAVE INFORMATION FOR YOUR COUSIN,

330. BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?

331. UH, I PRACTICE ABSTINENCE.

332. UH, BUT I THINK I'VE GOT THAT DOWN,

333. AND I'M READY TO MOVE ON.

334. WILL?

335. HEY, CHECK IT OUT...

336. BLACK FOLKS PLAYING TENNIS.

337. I WONDER IF THERE'S A WHITE GUY SOMEWHERE

338. TAP-DANCING.

339. UH, KIDS,

340. WE FOUND THESE PAMPHLETS.

341. IS THERE ANYTHING ANYONE HERE

342. WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS?

343. O.K. WHO'S PREGNANT?

344. HEY, NOT ME.

345. NOT ME.

346. I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB AND MAKE THAT UNANIMOUS.

347. LOOK, AUNT VIV, UNCLE PHIL.

348. NOW,

349. THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THIS HOUSE

350. WHO NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT SEX,

351. AND IT AIN'T ONE OF US.

352. BUT THAT ONLY LEAVES...

353. OH, GOD, TELL ME IT'S GEOFFREY.

354. I THINK IT'S OUR NOT-SO-LITTLE GIRL.

355. O.K., KIDS,

356. YOUR FATHER AND I NEED TO TALK ALONE.

357. HEY, LOOK, UNCLE PHIL,

358. NOW, JUST REMEMBER

359. THAT SEX IS AS NATURAL AS BREATHING.

360. AND I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH

361. TILL I'M MARRIED.

362. I STILL REMEMBER THE NIGHT ASHLEY WAS BORN.

363. SHE LOOKED LIKE A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BLACK WINSTON CHURCHILL.

364. SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY.

365. OUR BABY'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE, IS SHE?

366. I KNEW IT WAS TIME TO HAVE A TALK WITH HER.

367. AND I TRIED TO THE OTHER NIGHT,

368. BUT I COULDN'T FACE THE FACT

369. THAT SHE WAS HAVING SEXUAL FEELINGS.

370. VIVIAN, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO US?

371. WE LIVE IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD. THEY GO TO GOOD SCHOOLS.

372. SHE'S NEVER EVEN HAD A CAVITY, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

373. VIVIAN, TIMES HAVE CHANGED

374. SINCE YOU AND I WERE YOUNG.

375. HELL, THEY'VE CHANGED SINCE HILARY AND CARLTON WERE YOUNG.

376. A MAN'S GOT TO DO WHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO.

377. PACK YOUR BAGS. WE'RE MOVING TO GREENLAND.

378. THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME EITHER,

379. BUT THIS IS OUR JOB, HONEY. WE'RE PARENTS.

380. YOU'RE RIGHT.

381. WE CAN DO THIS.

382. WE CAN DO IT.

383. HI.

384. I CAN'T DO IT.

385. CAN'T DO WHAT, DADDY?

386. WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU...

387. ABOUT SEX.

388. I KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

389. I TOOK SEX EDUCATION.

390. I THOUGHT YOU TOOK BAND.

391. NOW, I KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME FEELINGS

392. YOU'RE EXPERIENCING AS A YOUNG WOMAN.

393. AND I WANT TO KNOW... DO YOU HAVE QUESTIONS?

394. WELL, A FEW.

395. AND WE'LL DO OUR BEST TO ANSWER THEM FOR YOU.

396. THANKS.

397. KEVIN ASKED HIS MOM A QUESTION, AND SHE FAINTED.

398. WELL, I GUESS THE FIRST THING I BETTER DO THEN

399. IS SIT DOWN.

400. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

401. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...

402. DARA CAN TIE A...

403. SLIP KNOT.

404. SLIP KNOT.

405. DARA CAN FIT A WHOLE ORANGE IN HER MOUTH.

406. DARA? IN YOUR PHONE BOOK?