The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x19

Directed by Ellen Gittelsohn

Bob Eubanks as Himself • Macon McCalman as Dr. Baylor • DJ Jazzy Jeff as Jazz • Tim Jones as Stage Manager • Perry Moore as Tyriq

Needing a game show partner, Will must choose between bickering friends.

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1. Hey, Uncle Phil.

2. I think Aunt Viv put the Ring Dings in the cabinet over here.

3. The sink is busted, and I'm trying to fix it, Will.

4. Wait, wait, Uncle Phil, no.

5. Geoffrey's eyebrows just grew back

6. from the time you tried to fix the stove, man.

7. Philip, drop the wrench and step away from the sink.

8. Why does everybody act like I'm dangerous

9. when I'm trying to fix something?

10. Have you forgotten the toaster incident, sweetie?

11. Geoffrey hasn't.

12. How was I supposed to know a piece of whole wheat

13. would scratch a man's cornea?

14. Besides, I know plumbing.

15. Certainly got the pants for it.

16. - I'm calling the plumber. - I'm calling the tailor.

17. Hello? Hello? Philip, did you do something to the phone?

18. Oh, there was a little static on the line

19. so I did a little rewiring.

20. Honey, there's no dial tone.

21. There's no static, either.

22. Here's the keys to your car, Aunt Viv.

23. - Thanks for letting me use it. - You're welcome, baby.

24. When are you gonna get your car fixed?

25. Oh, I don't have to.

26. I'm gonna win a brand-new Corvette on this game show.

27. Oh, yeah, right.

28. Right after your Uncle Philip repairs something

29. that doesn't send Geoffrey to the emergency room.

30. No, seriously, Aunt Viv.

31. They were recruiting down at the mall.

32. I'm gonna be on the game show, "Double Trouble."

33. - You're gonna be on TV? - Yeah.

34. Oh, Will, that is so exciting. Alright!

35. Oh-oh.

36. Alright. Aunt Viv, I'll push

37. and if you Spackle real fast, we could probably wall him in.

38. Well, I just called the repairman from the car phone.

39. They can't come out until tomorrow.

40. No phone service for 24 hours? This is a nightmare.

41. I mean, it's like we've vanished off the face of the Earth!

42. Don't be so dramatic, Hilary.

43. Hey, she's not being dramatic.

44. Jimmie Walker's phone went out

45. for 24 hours in the late 70s

46. and, hey, well, y'all know the rest.

47. The phones are still out.

48. Excuse my language, dad, but it's got to be said..

49. I'm behind you, big guy.

50. Mom, Cathy's line is busy.

51. Can I have the keys so I can drive the phone

52. over to her house?

53. Sure, honey, in four years.

54. I'm sure the phone will still be broken.

55. Oh, yeah, that reminds me.

56. When I win that brand-new Corvette

57. I'm gonna have a phone on the dash

58. leather on the seats, and Halle Berry on my lap.

59. I can't believe you're gonna be on "Double Trouble."

60. "Double Trouble?" Are you nuts?

61. You want to embarrass yourself in front of the entire country

62. for a lifetime supply of Alberto VO5?

63. What you talking about, man? It ain't embarrassing.

64. All I gotta do is answer a couple questions

65. and let my partner squirt some stuff all over me.

66. Wasn't Jimmy Swaggart just arrested for that?

67. So, who's gonna be your partner?

68. Oh, Kellogg Leiberbaum. He's the smartest dude in school.

69. He's gonna call me on the car phone at 8:00.

70. That is, if Uncle Phil don't try to fix it.

71. Well, that's it.

72. The next person that mentions the phone

73. gets a boot in their behind.

74. Mr. Banks, your phone is broken.

75. It occurs to me, this family's got a lot to learn

76. about hospitality.

77. Hey, what's up, J?

78. I'm here to practice for the game show.

79. Whoa, wait a minute, how do you know I'm going on a game show?

80. From Willy at Roscoe's Chicken 'n' Waffles.

81. He knows everything.

82. He's the source that revealed that Mariah Carey's black.

83. - Jazz, hold up a second, man. - Yo, Will.

84. - Yo, what's up, Ty? - Bro.

85. - What's he doing here? - No, what's he doing here?

86. Now y'all not still mad at each other about the watch thing?

87. - Yo, he sold me a fake Rolex. - You paid with a fake 20.

88. Alright, now first of all, you should have known

89. that it was fake when you saw that the warranty

90. was only for two hours.

91. And you should've known that the Jackson on a 20 ain't Jermaine.

92. They all look alike to me.

93. Be that as it may, when do we start

94. practicing for the game show?

95. - I'm his partner. - I'm his partner.

96. What, wait, how does everybody know I'm going on a game show?

97. Man, from Willy at Roscoe's Chicken 'n' Waffles.

98. He knows everything.

99. He's the source who revealed Color Me Badd was white.

100. Look, so is it gonna be me or him?

101. - I already got a partner. - Who?

102. Kellogg Leiberbaum. He's a dude from my school.

103. Yo, my bro, if you did have to pick one of us..

104. Speaking hypodermically.

105. I don't have to, so I'm not gonna choose. Alright?

106. Okay, okay, you know, because I'm your best friend

107. I respect your decision.

108. Because I am your best friend. Peace, my best friend.

109. Some best friend.

110. When you go to your car, you gotta walk.

111. - What? Don't you? - Please, watch this.

112. Yo, Mr. Banks, my tubby judicial brother.

113. Man, there ain't no water pressure.

114. Somebody in this house broke the three-minute shower limit.

115. Obviously, it wasn't you.

116. Would you mind standing downwind?

117. My fault, G.

118. I guess I got a, kind of, Pepy Le Pew thing going here.

119. Morning.

120. Aunt Viv, can you please tell Uncle Phil to call the plumber?

121. There's gotta be something you can do, or not do.

122. Geoffrey, can I get some coffee, please?

123. I'm working on it, madam.

124. Well, when will it be ready?

125. At this rate?

126. Oh, about the time Queen Elizabeth

127. opens for Queen Latifah.

128. Mother, why can't daddy be like other lawyers

129. and hire people and then sue them for inferior work?

130. I mean, look at my hair.

131. It hasn't been washed in 24 hours.

132. I can't possibly go to work looking like this.

133. Man, you sure can't. You should probably call in ugly.

134. Will, I hate to rain on your fashion parade

135. but the Moms Mabley look is definitely passy.

136. I was trying to take a shower

137. but there ain't no water pressure 'cause somebody

138. broke the three-minute shower limit.

139. - What? - Don't give me that.

140. Look at these fingernails. Look behind these ears.

141. How long did you bathe today, young lady?

142. Seven minutes.

143. I'm sorry, but I had to wash.

144. I have enough problems. I'm going through

145. puberty for God's sake.

146. Good morning, everyone.

147. Hey, Aunt Viv, I'm telling you

148. if we band together we can take him.

149. Leave him alone, honey, he's mine.

150. Philip, baby

151. if Mr. Goodwrench wants to visit Mrs. Toolbox

152. he'd better get Mr. Water running.

153. Carlton, get the Yellow Pages.

154. (man on TV) 'And now it's time for America's messiest, winningest program'

155. '"Double Trouble!"'

156. - My brother. - Yo, what's up, J?

157. Oh. I see you're watching "Double Trouble"

158. a show both salubrious and sudorific.

159. For you, in recognition of our salubrious

160. and sudorific friendship.

161. You got a little salube on the side of your lip, too.

162. What's this?

163. That's me.

164. Yo, Will.

165. - 'Hey, what's up, Ty?' - Nice weather we're having.

166. Guess that's 'cause we're the third planet from the sun.

167. Unlike Mercury, where the surface is perpetually molten.

168. For you.

169. I appreciate the gifts, fellas, but, you know

170. I think I still want to see other people.

171. Oh, look, a little nasty piece of carpet with a vest.

172. Will, this is Winky. Winky, Will.

173. Where'd you get a stupid name like Winky?

174. Man, Winky was my father's name.

175. Will, could you tell this sucker

176. to take his sack of lint and beat it?

177. Me and you gotta practice for the game show.

178. Look, Will needs a partner who knows his trivia

179. and no one's more trivial than me.

180. Oh, yeah? What Will needs is intellectual capacitance.

181. Alright. Look, I already told you. Leiberbaum is my partner.

182. - Master William? - Yo, what's up, G?

183. Young Leiberbaum stopped by on his way to the airport.

184. - What? Where's he going? - He wouldn't say.

185. It appears he's been getting notes warning him

186. to get out of town.

187. Come on, how y'all gonna play Leiberbaum?

188. Man, this is just a stupid game show.

189. There's more at stake here than a stupid game show, my brother.

190. That's right, our friendship's on the line.

191. Come on, pick your best friend.

192. Yeah, go ahead, Will, tell him.

193. Who's gonna be your partner?

194. Alright, I pick..

195. I pick Carlton.

196. Carlton is your partner?

197. Yeah, what he got I ain't got?

198. On a straight up tip, y'all, see

199. Carlton got this rare disease, right?

200. And to go on this game show was his last desperate wish

201. before he takes that old dirt nap.

202. That's decent, Will.

203. - What he got? - Um, he got..

204. He got Bette Davis eyes.

205. Will, can I borrow your Walkman?

206. I'm going out for a five-mile run.

207. - Yo, this don't sound right. - You call yourself a friend.

208. Alright, so I lied. But, come on, y'all, I wanna win that car!

209. I mean, and to win on these game shows you gotta be

210. you know, Carlton-like.

211. - I don't get it. - His point exactly.

212. You see, what Will is trying to say is

213. and let me choose my words carefully

214. you guys are stupid.

215. Look, that is not what I'm trying to say.

216. Look, it's like this, y'all.

217. It's like, with Carlton..

218. Carlton, who is Captain Kangaroo's friend?

219. Mr. Green Jeans.

220. - Players on a cricket team? - Eleven.

221. - Letters not on a phone dial? - Q and Z.

222. - Best picture, 1936? - "The Great Ziegfeld."

223. - Third wife of Julius Caesar? - Calpurnia.

224. You see?

225. Yeah-yeah, I see. You think we're stupid.

226. Well, I guess I better be going

227. but I guess I'm too stupid to find the door.

228. That's right. I guess if we put our brains together

229. we could find our way out.

230. And by the way, can you remind me when to breathe?

231. What just happened here, man?

232. I sacrificed my two best friends for a stupid convertible.

233. Yeah, well..

234. The wind in my face will dry my tears.

235. - Good luck. - Wait, wait, hold up.

236. - You ain't gonna help me out? - Certainly not.

237. You have little to lose from public humiliation.

238. I, on the other hand, have a future.

239. In eight years, I graduate from Harvard Law

240. and begin clerkship with Clarence Thomas.

241. Only someone with the highest dignity will be considered.

242. Yeah, or a real tight butt.

243. Either way, I'm in pretty good shape.

244. So, Carlton, what? You want me to beg? Is that it?

245. I'm not sure. Try and we'll see.

246. Okay. I beg you to remember last Saturday night

247. when you got home around 10:00 and

248. your drawers ain't get here till the next morning.

249. Let the games begin.

250. In five, four, three, two.

251. Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Eubanks!

252. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

253. Thank you very much. Hello, everybody. Thank you.

254. And welcome back to another edition of

255. '"Double Trouble!"'

256. Alright, let's jump right into it and meet our first team.

257. This guy likes music, basketball, and girls

258. and not necessarily in that order.

259. He's a native of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

260. Welcome Will Smith!

261. Now, Will's partner is Bel-Air, California, born and bred.

262. He's a fan of Tom Jones

263. mutual funds, and capital punishment.

264. Say hello to Carlton Banks.

265. Will and Carlton, nice to have you with us.

266. Okay, let's meet their opponents now.

267. This fellow says he's into frozen pizza

268. "Laverne & Shirley" reruns

269. and I want you to meet LA's oldest 10th grader.

270. His name is Tyriq Johnson!

271. Tyriq's partner is a brain surgeon who still finds time

272. to date the salubrious Whitney Houston.

273. Let's have a warm "Double Trouble" welcome

274. for Dr. Jazzy Jeff

275. M.D., Ph.D. and O.P.P.

276. What the hell are they doing here?

277. And how long has he been dating Whitney Houston?

278. Okay, here's how we play "Double Trouble."

279. Contestants win points for answering trivia questions.

280. Now, at the end of the question round

281. the contestants compete in a physical stunt.

282. Hey, and audience, what kind of stunts do we have here

283. on "Double Trouble?"

284. 'Stupid!'

285. That's right, so sit tight.

286. We'll be right back in just a moment with our first round.

287. And we're clear.

288. Hey, fellas, it worked out perfect, right?

289. We all got to be on the show!

290. Have we met?

291. Or am I too stupid to remember?

292. Jazz, I think that's that backstabbing Smith boy.

293. Oops, time to breathe again.

294. Oh, it's like that?

295. Well, look, at least one of us will win the car

296. and when I do, you guys can grab a bus

297. and meet me at the beach.

298. Come on. Places.

299. Three, two..

300. Okay, it's time for the trivia round

301. and here's our first question.

302. Everybody ready? Here we go.

303. "What famous cartoon character

304. soared to fame on his oversized ears?"

305. - 'Carlton.' - That's an easy one, Bob.

306. The beloved pachyderm in question won our young hearts

307. by turning a handicap into—

308. I'm sorry. Time is up. Let's go to your opponents.

309. Answer, dumbo.

310. (Bob) 'Dumbo's the correct answer.'

311. 'You got that for 100 points.'

312. Okay, here we go again. Hands on your buzzers.

313. Next question, tell me

314. "What is the capital of Ohio?"

315. (Bob) 'Tyriq?'

316. That would be the capital "O," Bob.

317. "O?"

318. Yeah, that's right, Bob, Ohio.

319. You know, capital "O," little "H"

320. Do I have to spell the whole thing?

321. I guess I didn't say "Capital city."

322. I'll have to get a ruling from our judges.

323. Judges, what do you say?

324. 'Sounds like the judges are accepting that answer.'

325. Sounds like the judges drank their lunch.

326. Okay, Tyriq and Jazz, you're well out in front

327. you've got 200 points.

328. It's time now for our final question

329. of the round and here it is.

330. "The rain in Spain stays mainly, where?"

331. 'Carlton.'

332. Actually, Bob, the rainfall

333. in the Pyrenees Mountains of Spain

334. falls at a whopping—

335. In the plains, Bob!

336. (Bob) '"In the plains." Yes, that's right.'

337. 'You got it for 100 points.'

338. Okay, that concludes our question round.

339. I want you to sit tight and find out what kind of

340. a fine mess these folks have gotten themselves into

341. when we come back for our stunt round

342. on "Double Trouble." We'll be right back for that.

343. Welcome back. We've cooked up a real doozy this time, folks.

344. So let's get our contestants out here right now. Come on, guys.

345. Okay, contestants, now you know what you have to do.

346. You have a minute-and-a-half to do it.

347. So I want you to get on your bicycles and act stupid.

348. Now it's time for the final round of "Double Trouble"

349. and let's find out just how well our contestants

350. know their partners and here's how it works.

351. While Will and Jazz are in the soundproof booth

352. we're gonna ask their partners a question about them.

353. So, Will and Jazz, if you would please

354. take your places in our soundproof booth.

355. Wait. That joint ain't gonna fill up

356. with water or nothing, Bob, is it?

357. Not this week. Go ahead.

358. Alright now, Carlton and Tyriq, here's your question.

359. If your partner could name only one person as his best friend

360. who would that special person be?

361. Now you have until the buzzer sounds to think about it.

362. Time is up. Alright, Carlton, let's hear your answer.

363. Well, Bob, let's back it up for a moment

364. and define this thing called friendship.

365. You see, the ancient Mayans—

366. Carlton, your time is up.

367. Okay, Tyriq

368. 'who is Jazz's best friend?'

369. I'm sorry, Bob, this is a bad time.

370. All I gotta do is answer a couple questions

371. and let my partner squirt some stuff at me.

372. Sorry.

373. I guess you're reading something really good.

374. Wasn't Jim Swaggart

375. Wasn't Jimmy Swaggart arrested for that?

376. Great line reading.

377. I tried. What? No. Yeah, I'm fine. Just let me..

378. Okay, I'm fine.