1. It is so nice to have
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that we wanted kids?
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you get them.
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7. All right.
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Uncle Phil, we did it.
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We're 4 and 0.
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Why don't you go
upstairs, get my wallet,
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to the movies...
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the unexpected
guests, dad.
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of the team,
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full responsibility.
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honorable, son.
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that the kids feel welcome
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around us.
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kicked out of 6
other people's cribs
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parking lot.
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hang around here
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pizzas or something?
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night for you, will.
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Thanks a lot,
Uncle Phil.
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This just
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I remember a time
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get along so good,
you know?
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and screaming,
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on the first plane
back to Philly.
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but this is now,
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this morning.
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took you so long?
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to 7 fast-food joints
on a city bus?
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for prom night.
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your fried chicken...
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kielbasa,
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fresh from the corner.
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hot sauce on that?
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eating that garbage.
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while you're
in training,
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no chocolate,
and no women.
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cancel my date
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chocolate woman.
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maalox poster child.
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out of here
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to the game.
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63. Malibu prep is
playing brentley
high tonight,
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to check out
Malibu's guard,
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homes.
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gonna beat me in basketball.
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I'm the greatest,
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and I'm pretty.
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Hoo!
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listen to me
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to be your manager.
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want you to be my cousin.
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even want you
to be his cousin.
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to the game myself.
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that little circle
in your wallet's
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lucky half dollar.
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80. Hey, shall we
take my car
or the Volvo?
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for Malibu.
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are primo delecto.
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89. That must be jam,
'cause jelly
don't shake like that.
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92. Need some help
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African-American
studies?
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94. We can go
to my place and
let freedom ring.
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the final quarter
of this ball game.
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out at half-court.
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Miller back to Stokes.
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No soap.
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dead bricks all night.
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brings the ball downcourt.
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105. Stokes is a one-man game!
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106. Wow. Did you see
Marcus Stokes jump?
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108. How was that luck?
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I'm not out there.
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110. The brother's
from Malibu.
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tough break he had
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ran out of pink.
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when that happens.
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What's going on?
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Can't you see
I'm incognito?
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first thing Monday.
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hurting your legs
before the big game.
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for him.
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you see, coach?
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will.
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of the disguise.
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He scores!
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Takes it strong
to the hoop again.
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tonight except sell hot dogs.
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drives it...
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131. Oh, my goodness!
How sweet it is!
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133. 3 seconds left.
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135. The game is over!
The game is over!
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Marcus Stokes is gonna be
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basketball player!
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138. Hey, Marcus.
What's up, man?
Will Smith.
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recognize me
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in the sports page.
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141. They said that
I'm a superbly
well-oiled machine
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of an angel
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of a God.
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not an exact
quote, but...
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the face, brother,
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them ears.
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half of "dear Abby."
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148. You had
a pretty cute game
out there tonight.
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149. Oh, man, I'm glad
you enjoyed it, brother,
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the same thing
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next week.
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familiar with that,
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153. because my butt
is the only part
of my anatomy
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next week.
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155. Oh, really?
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156. Well, I'll bring
a couple of umbrellas
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158. 'cause I'm gonna be
raining jump shots.
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159. Hey, hold on, hold on.
I'm the only reason
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in the first place.
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looking for you
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some cookies.
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163. Hoo!
Hoo!
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164. I like your style, will.
I definitely like
your style,
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be the first
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ahead of time
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to bag my groceries.
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168. Yeah? Well, I got
just one thing to say
to you, Mr. Hotshot.
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and good-looking
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basketball player,
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not that nice.
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172. You back again for
another pregame haircut?
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173. How you doing,
youngblood?
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174. Ah, just a poor
black man
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175. trying to make it
in bel-air, Mr. Nelson.
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176. So what
do you say, Joe?
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177. Hey, hey. Somebody want
to know the future?
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178. The girls like it.
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180. They can check
their make-up in it.
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181. I heard about
your last game.
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182. Boy, you was awesome.
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183. How may points you score?
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18 rebounds,
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14 assists.
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for a small fee,
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to date y'all daughters.
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189. Boy, you ain't never
going to be that good.
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basketball down
in north Carolina.
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no sneakers,
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in high-top
combat boots.
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had no basketball,
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had no hoop,
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our in a circle
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that brick
off June bug's head.
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tough days, boy.
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y'all wasn't
into archery.
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Marcus?
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everybody?
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man.
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saving these up,
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have a sideburn.
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the roof blew off
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ain't a log on the fire.
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212. So, what is up,
little Willie?
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to it, shorty.
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down here in the hood?
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the hood to you, brother,
but this is home to me.
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talking about?
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away from here, man.
Born and raised.
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out in Malibu.
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you thought I did.
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some snot-nosed,
candy pants preppie.
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222. But I'm
your worst nightmare
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court, money.
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just like you.
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20 Miles a day
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back so soon?
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233. You know
my haircuts don't
have no warranties.
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tonight's the big game.
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and get a special trim.
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too short, though.
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give me no hair Jordan.
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you look pretty tonight,
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Nelson's golden shears.
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240. Our motto is,
"it may be nappy,
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make it snappy."
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242. Hey, uh, has—
has Marcus been around?
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once or twice.
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his game face on?
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245. Afraid so.
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fronting, huh?
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247. He really does
live around here?
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248. Yeah. He grew up
right around the corner.
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a good family, too.
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the prettiest sisters
you ever see.
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oldest one think
I'm kind of cute.
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playing ball at
Harriet tubman park
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he was, too.
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on the asphalt
in his socks.
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afford sneakers, you know.
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about as tough
as I was.
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play barefoot.
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been working
at the phone company
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I can remember.
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got so many jobs,
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265. Well—well, my mom
had about 4 jobs,
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3 myself.
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in preschool
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downshift a big rig.
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269. Hey, and I'm gonna amaze
that Georgetown scout tonight.
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270. A few years from now,
I'll be dunking
basketballs in the nba,
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271. and Marcus will
be dunking doughnuts
in a deep fryer.
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you want to play with?
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with a pro team.
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277. Yeah, will.
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281. Well, here we are.
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282. Got the house
all to ourselves.
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and Dr. Pepper.
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289. I'm sorry things
didn't work out
at the doughnut shop.
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and wipe your baby's nose.
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294. Go, will!
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295. Go, will!
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299. Go, will!
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300. Aw!
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This is whack.
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if this baby is mine.
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like Don King.
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What kind
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for a champ?
Come on!
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having a kid?
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You just
hand out cigars
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rounds out.
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322. All right, men,
we've come a long way,
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to say good luck.
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324. That, and pass it
to will.
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325. 1, 2, 3, bel-air!
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It's showtime, baby.
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And I am the master
of ceremonies.
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329. And here's the tip-off.
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330. Look at will Smith leap!
He passes the ball
to George.
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332. And Smith scores first point
for bel-air prep.
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has the ball for Malibu.
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and... Scoring!
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the open net,
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right back at it.
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and Stokes all night.
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He's got 30 points.
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on defense.
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2 points for will Smith.
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right back at him.
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And lays it in.
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are magnificent.
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anything like it?
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every minute of it.
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but there's fire in his eyes.
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the game of his life.
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In your face, will Smith!
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any better than this.
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downcourt,
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of concentration.
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now think defense.
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like white on rice.
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It's a bad analogy.
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Uncle Phil?
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that scout tonight, huh?
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on yourself for losing.
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sometimes you lose.
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other scouts.
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let everybody down.
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come together tonight.
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I know it doesn't
feel like it right now,
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they say is true—
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isn't everything.
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to Marcus Stokes.
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will's Uncle.
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a hell of a game, son.
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at home, huh?
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for you in the locker room.
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go around you like that?
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I didn't let you
go around me.
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You let me go around you.
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to play like that,
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sit in the stands?
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409. Look,
come on, man, look.
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the scout,
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a division one college,
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your kid everything, man.
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'Cause I got a kid,
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of charity case?
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straight, homey.
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define who I am.
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all right?
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come from where
we come from,
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have the same
opportunities, man.
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my bel-air brother?
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427. You've been
watching too many
made-for-TV movies.
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428. Hey, look, man.
I'm from Philly.
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easy to make it.
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to the pros?
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near impossible.
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I'm better than good...
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my ankle, that is.
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434. Then I ain't
worth a dime.
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435. I'm not depending
on this,
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436. I'm depending on this.
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437. My b-ball scholarship
is gonna get me
a free education
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438. in engineering
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439. so that I can provide
for my family
with my mind.
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440. You don't even
want to play pro?
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441. Yo, I ain't no fool, now.
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442. If somebody offer me $1 million
to dribble a basketball,
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443. you better believe
I'm gonna take it.
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444. With all due respect,
my brother,
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445. I don't think nobody
gonna offer you
no million dollars.
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446. What I'm saying is, the odds
of that happening are slim.
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447. Me getting an education
that's gonna last me a lifetime
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448. are the odds that I'm taking.
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449. You know,
you a pretty
deep brother.
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450. Yeah.
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451. And I'm a better ballplayer
than you, too.
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452. Ah ha. Them's be
fightin' words.
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453. Let's do it.
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454. I thought
you'd never ask.
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455. That's what you want,
right?
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456. That's what I want.
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457. You sure that's
what you want?
You got it.
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458. You sure this is
what you want?
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459. Give it to me
as hard as you can.
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460. You got to go home
and tell 'em what
I did to you, right?
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461. I'm gonna give this
to you real hard.
I realize you're smooth.
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462. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Where you going? Aah!
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463. Oh, no!
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464. Hey, look at you.
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465. Smith got the ball.
Smith got the ball.
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466. He dribbles, he drives,
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467. between the legs stuff,
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468. he pops, and it's good!
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469. Oh! Smith hurt his ankle!
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470. He hurt his ankle!
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471. He can't play!
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472. Smith wins one to nothing.
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