The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x15

Directed by Ellen Gittelsohn

Allen Payne as Marcus • Bobby McGee as Tommy • Dave Florek as Coach Smiley • Hugh Dane as Nelson • Ivory Ocean as Joe

On the basketball court, winning is everything to Will, as it is to an opponent from Malibu Prep, who can't afford to lose.

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1. It is so nice to have the house all to ourselves.

2. Ah. It sure is.

3. Now, why is it that we wanted kids?

4. Because of the way you get them.

5. Oh.

6. - Yeah! - Alright.

7. Hey, hey, Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil, we did it.

8. We won again. We're 4 and 0.

9. And at our next game, there's gonna be a recruiter.

10. - From Georgetown University. - Oh, that's great, kids.

11. Why don't you go upstairs, get my wallet

12. and take your friends to the movies

13. in Pittsburgh?

14. Sorry about the unexpected guests, dad.

15. And as manager of the team, I take full responsibility.

16. That's very honorable, son. You're grounded.

17. Philip, I think it's nice that the kids feel welcome

18. and wanna be around us.

19. Actually, we got kicked out of six other people's cribs

20. and a 7-eleven parking lot.

21. But you-you mind if we just hang around here, you know

22. order a couple of pizzas or somethin'?

23. Well, it is a very special night for you, Will. Sure.

24. Alright. Thanks a lot, Uncle Phil.

25. Hey, you know what, man? Uh, t-this just feels great.

26. 'Cause I remember a time when, you know, me and you

27. didn't get along so good, you know?

28. All the yelling and screaming..

29. you telling me get on the first plane back to Philly.

30. Hey, but this is now, and that was this morning.

31. Yo, Ty, man, what took you so long?

32. Hey, you ever try going to seven fast-food joints

33. on a city bus?

34. Uh, no, I'm saving that for prom night.

35. - You got your ribs. - Ah.

36. Oh, man. You got your fried chicken.

37. Yes, sir.

38. - Your hot wings. - Yeah.

39. Your smokey links, your barbecued kielbasa

40. and a bean pie fresh from the corner.

41. Yes, sir.

42. You want some hot sauce on that?

43. Oh, yeah.

44. - Mm. - Mm.

45. Mm. Mm!

46. Mm!

47. Ooh!

48. - Needs a little bit more. - Mm-hmm.

49. Will, you shouldn't be eating that garbage.

50. Everyone knows while you're in training

51. no fats, no chocolate and no women.

52. Then I should probably cancel my date

53. with that fat chocolate woman.

54. Will, you pitiful Maalox poster child.

55. Get that grease buffet out of here

56. and let's go to the game.

57. Malibu Prep is playing Brentley High tonight

58. and I want you to check out Malibu's guard, Marcus Stokes.

59. I'm from Philly, homes, ain't nobody from Malibu

60. gonna beat me in basketball.

61. Besides, I'm the greatest

62. I'm a bad man, and I'm pretty.

63. - Hoo! - Hoo!

64. Will, you better listen to me if you want me to be your manager.

65. My manager? I don't even want you to be my cousin.

66. I didn't hear that.

67. He said he don't even want you to be his cousin.

68. Fine. I'll just go to the game myself.

69. And when I get back, I'll tell dad that little circle

70. in your wallet's not your lucky half dollar.

71. Hey, hey, shall we take my car or the Volvo?

72. (man on PA) 'Malibu leads by 10.'

73. 'Stokes passes to Jamison, Jamison back to Stokes.'

74. 'Stokes calls time-out.'

75. 'Oh, my God, it's..'

76. I'll say one thing for Malibu. The babes areprimo delecto.

77. Surf's up.

78. And that ain't all, that must be jam

79. 'cause jelly don't shake like that.

80. Mm-mm-mm-mm.

81. Yo, slimmie, need some help

82. with your African-American studies?

83. We can go to my place and let freedom ring.

84. (man on PA) 'We're in the final quarter'

85. 'of this ball game.'

86. 'Stokes will take the ball out at half-court.'

87. 'He passes it to Miller. Miller back to Stokes.'

88. 'Stokes shoots the jumper. Bingo! This kid doesn't miss.'

89. 'Brentley down, shoots. No soap.'

90. 'They've been throwing up dead bricks all night.'

91. 'Pelicans rebound, Marcus the great'

92. 'brings the ball downcourt.'

93. 'He looks left, spins right.'

94. 'Swish! Stokes is a one-man game!'

95. Wow. Did you see Marcus Stokes jump?

96. - Poof. Luck. - How was that luck?

97. He's lucky I'm not out there.

98. Carlton, the brother's from Malibu.

99. The only tough break he had

100. is when the Izod shop ran out of pink.

101. God, I hate when that happens.

102. Hey, Coach Smiley, what's going on?

103. Shut up, Smith. Can't you see I'm incognito?

104. Give me 20 laps first thing Monday. Oh, wait.

105. I don't want you hurting your legs before the big game.

106. Banks, do his laps for him.

107. - So what do you see, coach? - Not a damn thing, Will.

108. It's part of the disguise.

109. (man on PA) 'Stokes has the ball.'

110. 'He moves to his right. Drive to the hoop.'

111. 'A reverse lay-up! He scores!'

112. 'Stokes dribbles. Takes a pass.'

113. 'Takes it strong to the hoop again! It's in!'

114. 'Stokes has done everything tonight except sell hot dogs.'

115. 'Stokes steals the ball, drives it..'

116. 'Oh, my goodness! How sweet it is!'

117. Marcus! Marcus! Marcus..

118. (man on PA) 'Three seconds left. Stokes with a jumper.'

119. 'Swish! The game is over! The game is over!'

120. 'In my opinion, Marcus Stokes is gonna be'

121. 'one hell of a college basketball player!'

122. Hey, Marcus. What's up, man? Will Smith.

123. Uh, they said that I'm a superbly well-oiled machine

124. with the face of an angel and the body of a god!

125. May-maybe that's not an exact quote, uh, but..

126. No, I don't recognize the face, brother

127. but I do recognize them ears.

128. They covered up half of "Dear Abby."

129. Hey, you had a pretty cute game out there tonight.

130. Oh, man, I'm glad you enjoyed it, brother

131. 'cause I'm gonna do the same thing

132. to your butt next week.

133. Hey, I'm glad you're familiar with that

134. because my butt is the only part of my anatomy

135. you're gonna see next week.

136. Oh, really? Well..

137. I'll bring a couple of umbrellas for you and that scout

138. 'cause I'm gonna be raining jump shots.

139. - Yeah! - Whoo!

140. Alright, hold on, hold on, I'm the only reason

141. that scout is coming in the first place.

142. Only scout looking for you trying to sell you some cookies.

143. - Hoo! - Hoo!

144. I like your style, Will, I definitely like your style

145. but let me be the first to congratulate you ahead of time

146. for being voted most likely to bag my groceries.

147. Yeah? Well, I got just one thing to say to you, Mr. Hotshot.

148. Uh, you may be tall and good-looking

149. and-and a good basketball player

150. but you're not that nice!

151. You back again for another pre-game haircut?

152. How you doing, young blood?

153. Ah, just a poor black man

154. trying to make it in Bel-Air, Mr. Nelson.

155. So what do you say, Joe?

156. Hey, hey. Somebody want to know the future?

157. - The girls like it. - Yeah, I'm sure they do.

158. They can check their make-up in it.

159. I heard about your last game.

160. Boy, you was awesome. How may points you score?

161. Uh, a mere 30 points, an insignificant 18 rebounds

162. a minuscule 14 assists.

163. In other words, for a small fee

164. I might be persuaded to date y'all daughters.

165. Boy, you ain't never gonna be that good.

166. Boy, back in my day

167. we used to play basketball down in North Carolina.

168. We ain't had no sneakers

169. so we played in high-top combat boots.

170. And we ain't had no basketball, so we used a brick.

171. And we ain't had no hoop, so Cousin June Bug

172. would hold his arms out in a circle like this

173. and all day long, we slam-dunked that brick off June Bug's head.

174. Them was tough days, boy.

175. Good thing y'all wasn't into archery.

176. Alright. Now, here's my hero.

177. - How you doing, Marcus? - What's up, everybody?

178. - 'Hey-hey-hey.' - Yo, Joe, nice hair, man.

179. You keep saving these up, one day you'll have a sideburn.

180. Just because the roof blew off

181. don't mean there ain't a log on the fire.

182. So what is up, little Willie?

183. Ah, ain't nothing to it, shorty. I see you slummin', man.

184. What you doing down here in the 'hood?

185. Oh, man, this might be the 'hood to you, brother.

186. - But this is home to me. - What you talking about?

187. I live two blocks away from here, man. Born and raised.

188. Wait, wait, I thought you lived out in Malibu.

189. Oh, I know you thought I did.

190. You thought I was some snot-nosed, candy-pants preppie.

191. But I'm your worst nightmare on the basketball court, money.

192. I'm a homeboy, just like you.

193. So, wait a minute.

194. You ride a bus 20 miles a day

195. to Malibu Prep?

196. Nope.

197. I run.

198. Bingo. My main man.

199. Will, what you doin' back so soon?

200. You know my haircuts don't have no warranties.

201. Yeah, well, you know tonight's the big game.

202. I wanted to come in and get a special trim.

203. Hey, don't cut me too short, though.

204. I don't want you to give me no Hair Jordan.

205. Well, if the people say you look pretty tonight

206. be sure and mention Nelson's Golden Shears.

207. Our motto is, "It may be nappy, but we'll make it snappy."

208. Hey, um, has-has, uh, Marcus been around?

209. I've seen him once or twice.

210. He got his game face on?

211. Afraid so.

212. So he wasn't fronting, huh?

213. Hey, he really does live around here?

214. Yeah. He grew up right around the corner.

215. Come from a good family, too.

216. Got six of the prettiest sisters you ever see.

217. I believe that oldest one think I'm kind of cute.

218. Marcus been playing ball over at Harriet Tubman Park

219. since he was six years old.

220. Tough little rascal he was, too.

221. He used to play on the asphalt in his socks.

222. Mother couldn't afford sneakers, you know?

223. Hm, sound like he was about as tough as I was.

224. I-I used to play barefoot on glass.

225. Why?

226. Marcus' mother been working at the phone company

227. ever since I can remember.

228. And the kid's got so many jobs, he could be Jamaican.

229. Well-well, my mom had about four jobs

230. a-and I had three myself.

231. I was the only kid in preschool

232. who knew how to downshift a big rig.

233. Hey, and I'm gonna amaze that Georgetown scout tonight.

234. A few years from now, I'll be dunking basketballs in the NBA

235. and Marcus will be dunking doughnuts in a deep fryer.

236. Which pro team you wanna play with?

237. My daddy says I can play with a pro team.

238. Not so fast, junior. You got a ways to go yet.

239. Junior?

240. Yeah, Will. This is my son.

241. This is my son.

242. My son.My son.

243. Well, here we are.

244. Got the house all to ourselves.

245. All alone, just you and me.

246. Will, I got Tyson

247. Holyfield, Dr. J.

248. Dr. Ruth and Dr. Pepper.

249. Only in America.

250. Sorry things didn't work out at the doughnut shop.

251. And another thing, take this $1000 bill

252. and wipe your baby's nose.

253. 'Go, Will! Go, Will!'

254. 'Go, Will! Go, Will!'

255. 'Go, Will! Go, Will! Go, Will!'

256. 'Go, Will!'

257. 'Aw..'

258. Wait a minute. This is whack!

259. Hey, I don't even know if this baby is mine!

260. Hey, yo, dada.

261. Hey, you come play with me.

262. Will. Will.

263. Will, wake up.

264. Come on. It's time for the game.

265. Hm.

266. Oh, man.

267. I dreamed you had hair like Don King.

268. Did I look taller?

269. So you ready to show that scout what we're made of?

270. - Yeah, I guess so. - Guess so?

271. What kind of attitude is that for a champ? Come on!

272. Hey, hey, Carlton. You-you think it's rough having a kid?

273. I don't think so, you just hand out cigars

274. and hope its head rounds out.

275. Alright, men, we've come a long way

276. and I just wanna say good luck.

277. That, and pass it to Will.

278. One, two, three, Bel-Air!

279. Come on, guys!

280. Alright. It's show time, baby.

281. Yes, sir. And I am the master of ceremonies.

282. (man on PA) 'And here's the tip-off. Look at Will Smith leap!'

283. 'He taps the ball to Jones. Jones back to Smith.'

284. 'And Smith draws first blood for Bel-Air Prep.'

285. 'Marcus Stokes has the ball for Malibu.'

286. 'Driving the lane and scoring!'

287. 'Stokes looking for the open man'

288. 'takes the jumper for two points!'

289. 'Will Smith coming right back at it. In your face!'

290. 'Call the fire department. Stokes and Smith are smokin'.'

291. 'Smith steals the ball. Driving the lane.'

292. 'A lay-up! He's poetry in motion.'

293. 'Marcus has the ball. He drives. Switch!'

294. 'It's been Smith and Stokes all night.'

295. 'Jump shot Will Smith. He's got 30 points.'

296. 'Stokes shoots the jumper. It's money in the bank.'

297. 'Stokes falls back on defense.'

298. 'This has been an old-fashioned barn-burner.'

299. 'Bel-Air Prep by two points.'

300. 'Stokes and Smith could start their own pro team.'

301. 'Holy mackerel, another two points for Will Smith.'

302. 'Stokes comes right back at him.'

303. 'He drives and lays it in!'

304. 'These two kids are magnificent!'

305. 'Have you ever seen anything like it?'

306. 'Smith dribbles upcourt.'

307. 'He stops, he pops, it drops! Two points!'

308. 'This one is too close to call'

309. 'and the fans are loving every minute of it.'

310. 'Stokes looks tired, but there's fire in his eyes.'

311. 'Smith is playing the game of his life.'

312. 'Stokes shoots. In your face, Will Smith!'

313. 'It doesn't get any better than this!'

314. 'Smith bringing the ball downcourt'

315. 'his face, a mask of concentration.'

316. 'He drives toward Stokes. He fires the rock.'

317. 'In your face, Marcus Stokes!'

318. 'Bel-Air Prep by one point, time-out with 15 seconds left.'

319. Alright, men, now think defense. Will, Stokes is your man.

320. I want you to stick to him like white on rice.

321. Sorry. It's a bad analogy.

322. - Let's go. - One, two, three, Bel-Air!

323. Let's go.

324. Will?

325. Hey, what's going on, Uncle Phil?

326. You okay?

327. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you know..

328. Guess I really blew it in front of that scout tonight, huh?

329. Son, you can't come down on yourself for losing.

330. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. There'll be other scouts.

331. I don't know. I-I just felt like I really let everybody down.

332. My game just wouldn't come together tonight.

333. Trust me, Will, I know it doesn't feel like it right now

334. but what they say is true

335. "Winning really isn't everything."

336. Yeah, well, it is to Marcus Stokes.

337. How you doing, sir? I'm Marcus Stokes.

338. I'm Philip Banks, Will's uncle.

339. - Nice to meet you. - You play a hell of a game.

340. - Son. - Thank you, sir.

341. Will, we'll see you at home, huh?

342. Hey, man, I was waiting around for you in the locker room.

343. Why did you let me go around you like that?

344. What, you trippin', man? I didn't let you go around me.

345. I know your game, Will. You let me go around you.

346. If you were gonna play like that, why didn't you just

347. sit in the stands?

348. Look, come on, man. Look, you impressed the scout.

349. You'll go to a division-one college, then you'll go pro.

350. Uh, you'll be able to give your kid everything, man.

351. What you beefin' about?

352. Oh, I get it, 'cause I got a kid

353. I'm some kind of charity case?

354. Well, let's get something straight, homie.

355. My situation does not define who I am.

356. I define who I am.

357. Look, man, I got lucky, alright?

358. You know, I got a rich uncle.

359. A lot of brothers come from where we come from.

360. I mean, they don't have the same opportunities, man.

361. That's your ticket.

362. You know something, my Bel-Air brother?

363. You've been watching too many made-for-TV movies.

364. Hey, look, man. I'm from Philly. I know it ain't easy to make it.

365. What, to make it to the pros? It's damn near impossible!

366. Look, I'm better than good, till I break my ankle, that is.

367. Then I ain't worth a dime.

368. I'm not depending on this!

369. I'm depending on this.

370. My B-ball scholarship is gonna get me

371. a free education in engineering

372. so that I can provide for my family with my mind!

373. Well, y-you don't even wanna play pro?

374. Yo, I ain't no fool, now.

375. If somebody offer me a million dollars to dribble a basketball

376. you better believe I'm gonna take it.

377. With all due respect, my brother

378. I don't think nobody gonna offer you

379. no million dollars.

380. What I'm saying is, the odds of that happening are slim.

381. Me getting a education that's gonna last me a lifetime

382. are the odds that I'm taking.

383. You know, you're a pretty deep brother.

384. Yeah. And I'm a better ballplayer than you, too.

385. Ah-ha. Them's be fightin' words. Let's do it.

386. 'I thought you'd never ask.'

387. Hey, that's what you want, right?

388. You sure that's what you want?

389. Alright, you're driving.

390. Now, you sure this is what you want?

391. Give it to me as hard as you can.

392. You gotta tell 'em what I did to you, right?

393. - You know that, right? - Let's go, baby.

394. What do you say? I'm gonna give this to you real hard.

395. - You realize you're smooth. - Ooh, ooh, ooh.

396. Where you going? Aah!

397. Oh, no!

398. Hey, look at you.

399. Smith has the ball. Smith has the ball.

400. He dribbles, he drives between the legs. Stop!

401. He pops, and it's good!

402. Oh! Smith hurt his ankle! He hurt his ankle!

403. It's over. He cannot play! Smith wins one to nothing.