The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1x8

Directed by Jeff Melman

Tim Russ as Eugene • Tyler Collins as Cindy • Asha Siewkumar as Girl #1 • Kymberly Newberry as Shauna • Kelly Connell as Gadgets Salesperson

Carlton and Will, babe magnets. Who will be first to get a date for Hilary's Halloween party?

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1. Mm! Mm, mm.

2. Have mercy.

3. Ooh! Mm, mm, mm!

4. Mm-mm.. W-what's that, Jody?

5. Yeah, you can pick me up at 8:00, baby.

6. Oh, yes, Lord. Your red tube top.

7. Asking out magazines, Will? I don't know.

8. Even paper products have some standards.

9. What's that, Jody? Oh. Oh, no.

10. That's as tall as he'll ever be.

11. Hilary, you know I don't like wearing costumes.

12. But, dad, I'm coming to Hilary's party as a ballerina.

13. Well, that's the one thing I wanted to come as.

14. And it's taken? Tsk!

15. So sorry.

16. Please, daddy, I want my Halloween party

17. to turn out really good.

18. Couldn't you wear like a very tailored

19. clown suit or something?

20. Come on, Uncle Phil, man, you just throw a hairpiece on

21. and come as Mr. T.

22. Yeah, dad. We're all wearing costumes.

23. I have some bad news for both of you.

24. - You're not invited. - Why not?

25. Every time I have a party, you spend all night

26. trying to hit on my girlfriends.

27. Wait a minute, Hilary.

28. Everyone in the family is invited.

29. Besides, I'm sure Carlton and Will have dates.

30. - Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

31. - They're just Oodles. - Oodles.

32. Huh! Well, I guess all things are possible.

33. We better get going.

34. I need to get my costume and the mall closes in eight hours.

35. Well, we all need costumes. Let's go.

36. - Won't this be fun? - No.

37. Come on, Philip. Get in the Halloween spirit.

38. Boo.

39. So, what's that, Carlton? Uh..

40. You do not have a date for tonight.

41. Like you do? Who are you taking?

42. Uh, page 42?

43. Carlton, all I have to do is walk in a mall

44. and I get any girl I want.

45. It's the law of nature.

46. It's called the survival of the handsomest.

47. Will, I don't even have to step into the mall.

48. Girls surround me in the parking lot

49. and rip the doors off my car.

50. Would you like to put your money where your mouth is?

51. Ah, a betting man.

52. I bet you that I get a date..

53. and you don't.

54. This is a sucker bet, Will.

55. Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date

56. and a great Halloween costume.

57. You better buy the mask first.

58. Yo, yo, yo, baby. Ooh!

59. How about some fries to go with that shake?

60. Sorry, I'm in no fat head diet.

61. Xcuse me, gurl, would you like to do the limbo

62. under a coconut tree?

63. Will, do you mind railing in your tongue for one moment?

64. Now, before we all go our separate ways

65. I think it's right for me to determine

66. where and when we all are gonna meet.

67. Now I think 5 o'clock should be ample time

68. for all of us to shop for costumes.

69. We'll meet back at the car at 5 o'clock sharp.

70. - Mwah! Bye.. - Now get going. Good luck.

71. - Bye-bye. - Alright.

72. And, Hilary, keep an eye

73. on your little sister.

74. Don't worry, mom, I see shopping at the mall

75. as an educational experience for Ashley.

76. When I see more and more young people shopping by catalog..

77. Well, don't get me started.

78. Alright, Philip, I'll see you at the car

79. at 5 o'clock with the costume?

80. Oh, geez, Vivian, can't I wear a black robe

81. and go as a good marshal?

82. Come on, Philip, be creative.

83. Surprise me?

84. Okay. How about Sandra Day O'Connor?

85. Alright, Will. Let the great pick-up contest begin.

86. Carlton, this is gonna be about as much of a contest

87. as Mike Tyson versus Fred Savage.

88. Welcome to Croissants Aplenty. I'm Cindy, your waitress.

89. Yo, what's up, Cindy? Uh, I'm Will.

90. And this is Carlton, my geek.

91. Cindy, we need a woman's point of view.

92. Which one of us do you find more attractive?

93. May I take your order?

94. I'll have the goat cheese and the prosciutto croissant.

95. Y'all got any ribs?

96. Okay, back to the bet.

97. A date is defined as a female

98. who arrives at the party by midnight tonight.

99. Uh, and let me clarify something for you, Carlton

100. she has to be a human being.

101. I saw you looking in the pet store.

102. Hilary!

103. Stop by later.

104. We have just got a stretch velvet suit

105. that has your name written all over it.

106. Be sure to hold it for me, Ramon.

107. Love you.

108. Hilary, I really don't think this store's

109. gonna have my ballerina costume.

110. Ashley, sweetie, you don't wanna come to my

111. Halloween party as a boring ballerina.

112. But, Hilary, I wanna come in something pretty.

113. There. You're Charlie Chaplin.

114. - Who is Charlie Chaplin? - He was a silent movie star.

115. So take a hint. Let's get my outfits.

116. "Outfits?" How many costumes do you need?

117. At least five. I'm going as a runway model.

118. Anything I can help you with today, sir?

119. No, no, I'm just browsing.

120. Well, actually, I'm supposed to be shopping

121. for a Halloween costume.

122. Oh, what's this?

123. Oh, it's one of those things for finding

124. your lost keys, huh?

125. Yes, but this one is totally new.

126. Are you constantly misplacing your keys?

127. Just touch the button on the hands in locator unit

128. and the keyring emits a gentle and insisting beep tone

129. to alert you to the whereabouts.

130. Oh, that's nice, but what's new about that?

131. Well, suppose you misplace your primary locator unit.

132. Just use the equally handsome secondary unit

133. and listen for the primary unit's own distinctive warbling.

134. That's a great idea.

135. Well, what's this?

136. It's a Dynatronics audio habitat enhancer.

137. Oh, I could use one of those. What does it do?

138. It produces a pleasant, relaxing ocean sound

139. drowning out any unpleasant noise pollution.

140. Do you have that problem in your house?

141. Oh, boy, do I! My wife's nephew.

142. The first week he moved in with us

143. there was nonstop drumming in the house.

144. What the devil was that?

145. I believe the technical term is a rime shot.

146. Who did it?

147. Utter speculation, of course

148. but my guess is Master William.

149. Will..

150. Will!

151. Will!

152. Will!

153. Vivian.

154. What?

155. Ashley, honey..

156. where is your violin?

157. - Big Sal has it. - Big Sal?

158. He owns this really great store where you don't need any money.

159. You just go in and give him something you don't even want

160. anymore and he gives you this ticket.

161. - And then— - A pawnshop?

162. You took her to a pawnshop?

163. Yeah, it was really hard, too, man.

164. Y-you don't have too many pawnshops in Bel-Air.

165. You know, that's really a shame.

166. You know, I had to go all the way to East LA.

167. East LA?

168. They gave me a great deal.

169. They gave you a set of drums.

170. And... I made them throw in a little gift for each of you.

171. - Close your eyes. - Vivian!

172. I want my present.

173. - Okay, open. - Huh..

174. Oh, Will, what a lovely antique necklace.

175. What is this?

176. Daddy, it's a diamond.

177. No, it isn't.

178. - You don't like it? - No, I do not.

179. Can I have it?

180. How dare you pawn her violin!

181. She don't even like playing it no more.

182. She will learn to like it later.

183. A young woman who can play a violin

184. is an accomplished young lady.

185. Yo, a girlie that can play the drums can write her own ticket.

186. Will, I want the best for Ashley.

187. When I was a kid, I loved classical music

188. but my parents couldn't afford lessons.

189. I used to stand out in the parking lot of the Philharmonic

190. hoping to catch a spare note on the night air.

191. Philip, when I met you, you were into James Brown.

192. He liked James Brown?

193. He even wore his hair like him.

194. He had hair?

195. You know, it is possible to like

196. both classical music and James Brown.

197. And I could not agree more.

198. So let's let Ashley play whatever she wants.

199. She spent an entire year on the violin.

200. So if she wants to try something new, let her.

201. You tell him, Aunt Viv.

202. And as for you, young man..

203. Love you.

204. The next time you decide to visit a pawnshop, don't.

205. - Now, are we clear on that? - Yes.

206. Master William, there is a young gentleman downstairs

207. with a rather large radio who is here to see you.

208. He claims his name is Jazz.

209. Yo, word up. Send him up.

210. Now, now, who is this Jazz fellow?

211. Yo, I heard the boy at a club. He is all of that.

212. I hope he's gonna be Ashley's new music teacher.

213. Mr. Jazz.

214. It's nice to meet you, Jazz.

215. How do you do? I'm Mr. Banks.

216. You got that right.

217. Man, you're loaded!

218. Yo, what's up, J?

219. Come on, Philip, let's just leave them alone.

220. I asked her to take him, take her to her lesson—

221. I know, baby. I know.

222. You can tell mama all about it.

223. Ash, how about let Jazz get busy one time?

224. Excuse me, I'm looking for that store with the safari clothes.

225. I can't remember the name, but I think

226. there's some produce in it.

227. - Banana Republic. - That's it. Thank you.

228. You know, you have a beautiful speaking voice.

229. You're probably a dynamite singer.

230. Well, I'm okay.

231. You want to record your own song? Hm? $8.95.

232. I really have to shop for a Halloween costume.

233. Well, that's too bad, because you're the first person I've met

234. who I think could make a professional, quality recording.

235. - Hi, may I help you? - I think so.

236. You look like a woman with good taste.

237. Tonight is my sister's Halloween party

238. and I was wondering if you can honor me by..

239. showing me that pen.

240. Oh, certainly. This pen was manufactured in France.

241. It has a 14-karat gold nib

242. and it's hand-lacquered. The price is—

243. Do I look like the kind of man

244. who would quibble about a few dollars?

245. Well, that's very nice

246. because most of my customers would be shocked

247. at a pen that costs $300.

248. Aren't these dancers great?

249. Oh, you like dancers?

250. I think dancers are the sexiest

251. guys in the whole world.

252. Word? Hey, yo baby, peep this.

253. The easy-to-read digital display

254. keeps constant track of your vital pencil supply.

255. As you remove the pencils from the sturdy

256. ABS plastic container, the powerful micro-computer brain

257. continuously updates the LED read-out

258. and when the number reaches your preset re-supply level

259. the pencil monitor alerts you to the shortage

260. and reminds you to take action.

261. 'Only three pencils remain.'

262. 'Proceed to stationery store immediately.'

263. Oh, I'll take it.

264. Yeah.. Oh, but I better get moving.

265. I'm sure my wife has picked out her costume by now.

266. Hi, Shauna. I'd like to try these on.

267. Hilary, hi. I didn't even see you come in.

268. I was just getting my overview of your new stock.

269. - It is all wonderful. - Oh..

270. Wait till you see what I've held for you.

271. Thank you!

272. It is so important to have friends in retail.

273. I've tried to explain that to my little sister.

274. Hilary, I'd love to meet her. When are you gonna bring her in?

275. Oh, she's right here.

276. - Ashley, say hi to Shauna. - Hello.

277. Anyway, I need some outfits for my Halloween party tonight.

278. Oh, that should be fun.

279. As long as my cousin Will doesn't ruin it.

280. You should have seen what he did at our last party.

281. Oh, my God!

282. Philip, Philip, don't make a big thing out of it.

283. If this is how he feels comfortable

284. he's not killing anybody.

285. Philip, aren't you going to introduce Will? Introduce him.

286. Well, Steve, David, Henry..

287. this is Will, my nephew by marriage.

288. Will, these are my partners

289. in the law firm of Furth, Winn & Meyer.

290. Hey, Earth, Wind and Fire.

291. When's your next album coming out?

292. Uh, Will is going to go to Bel-Air Academy with Carlton.

293. Oh! Good for you, Will. I used to fence at Bel-Air.

294. Really? How much do you think we could get for that stereo?

295. Will, there are other people at this table.

296. Oh, you're right.

297. Any requests?

298. Sweetie, would you say grace, please?

299. Yes, mommy.

300. Excuse me.

301. Let me see that hat.

302. Okay, but I don't think it works with that outfit.

303. - Did you pay for this? - No, I guess I forgot to.

304. Uh-huh. But you just had to have to it?

305. Me? You've got to be kidding.

306. Derbies went out six months ago.

307. Let's take a little walk to the security office.

308. You can give me your fashion dos and don'ts there.

309. I knew I should have gone as a ballerina.

310. Okay, uh, people, let's go. Let's move along.

311. There's nothing to see here. No show.

312. Let's go come on. Move along.

313. Move along, people please.