The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Season 1, Episode 6

Directed by Jeff Melman

Helen Page Camp as Margaret Furth • Dan Desmond as Sergeant • Hank Azaria as Policeman • John Petlock as Henry Furth • Raymond McLeod as Bob

Jailed, Will and Carlton stage a media stunt.

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1. Thank you, Geoffrey.

2. Mom!

3. It's only a weekend.

4. Besides, at your age,

5. you should be able to babysit your little sister.

6. Nuh-uh.

7. Why can't Geoffrey babysit her?

8. We're giving him the weekend off.

9. You mean I'm going to have to get my own breakfast, too?

10. Am I being punished for something?

11. I was just asking myself that same question.

12. But, dad, I'm only 9.

13. Can't hilary take care of herself?

14. Oh, hi, hilary.

15. Now, Ashley, you be a good girl

16. while we're in palm Springs.

17. I'm in a bad mood,

18. and somebody's going to suffer.

19. Please take me with you.

20. If I could, I'd put you in my pocket,

21. but this retreat's for law firm members and their spouses.

22. No kids allowed.

23. Man, this is going to be hype!

24. Yo, palm Springs—

25. the home of the dental floss bikini.

26. Before you get your mojo working,

27. I think there's something you should know.

28. You're not going.

29. Tell that to my mojo

30. 'cause his bags is packed.

31. That's Henry and Margaret.

32. Geoffrey, get that, please?

33. Right away, sir.

34. I shall tend to my hernia a bit later.

35. Hey, I don't think you

36. want to leave me here all weekend

37. with no adult supervision.

38. Did you see that movie house party?

39. No. Did you see the Terminator?

40. Mr. And Mrs. Furth.

41. Well, kids, the limo's waiting.

42. We'll drive to the helicopter.

43. Helicopter?

44. I just got my license.

45. Wouldn't it be nice

46. if you could have your car in palm Springs?

47. What if you found a responsible young man

48. to drive it there?

49. Will, that's a super idea.

50. Carlton, you're a nice, responsible young man.

51. And you're an eminent respected attorney,

52. and your wife is a dazzling beauty.

53. Did you leave a vacuum cleaner on?

54. I just heard a loud sucking noise.

55. Carlton, you old sport,

56. how would you like to drive my Mercedes

57. to palm Springs this weekend?

58. You could hang around, play golf.

59. The chicks in palm Springs

60. wear the skimpiest of bikinis.

61. Well, I sure could use a good game of golf.

62. Good show. See you there.

63. O.K., everybody.

64. Last one in the chopper is a rotten egg.

65. See you, kiddo.

66. O.K. Take care.

67. Have a good trip.

68. Why so glum, chum?

69. It was my idea for me to drive his car to palm Springs.

70. How come he asked you to do it?

71. This is a black thing, isn't it?

72. a, b, c, d, e,f, g, h...

73. plans for palm Springs—

74. 1—work on golf swing.

75. 2—review s.A.T. Practice book.

76. 3—ask Mr. Furth about a summer internship.

77. 4—get the stick out of your butt.

78. Way to go, will.

79. You almost made us crash.

80. What are you doing here anyway?

81. Just relax. Pretend I'm not even here.

82. Gladly.

83. What you eating?

84. Oh, for crying out loud.

85. Could I have some?

86. I'll share it with you on one condition—

87. when we get to palm Springs,

88. you'll behave like a gentleman

89. and try to maintain some sense of decorum and etiquette.

90. Yeah.

91. Good.

92. What do you say to an oreo?

93. I say, "what's up, Carlton?"

94. I can't believe we're lost.

95. What's the name this street?

96. "Arguello drive."

97. Maybe that leads to the freeway.

98. Here. Let me check.

99. No, man. No freeways.

100. Hey, c-Carlton, look out! Low bridge!

101. Aah!

102. Look, thanks a lot, man.

103. Now we got to go back and get my head.

104. And I really liked that head.

105. Can the yuckfest.

106. We're lost. It's your fault.

107. You didn't bring maps.

108. You had to go to the bathroom.

109. You're the one that gave me that shasta.

110. Is that the police?

111. Punch it, man. We're in a benz.

112. Are you crazy?

113. I call this a lucky break.

114. We can ask him for directions.

115. Listen, when he comes up,

116. keep your hands on the wheel.

117. Good evening, officer. Carlton banks.

118. Keep your hands on the wheel.

119. Where you heading?

120. We're going to palm Springs.

121. Where are you headed this fine evening?

122. Good job. Now he'll want to see your license.

123. Can I see your license?

124. My license?

125. I have to warn you

126. this picture was taken without my contacts.

127. The height's a typo. I'm actually a lot taller.

128. Fool, this is not the love connection.

129. Vehicle registration, please.

130. Just a sec.

131. But the thing is, officer, this isn't my car.

132. Get out of the car.

133. He's going to tell us to get out of the car.

134. You watch too much TV.

135. Get out of the car.

136. Officer, honestly, I don't see the need to—

137. hey, out of the car now.

138. O.K., Carlton, thanks to you

139. we're already an hour late to bikini land.

140. When they interrogate us, which they like to do,

141. keep all your answers short and sweet.

142. Will, I know how to handle this.

143. I'm pre-law.

144. Fellas, let's start at the beginning.

145. Where are you from?

146. L.A. well, not exactly.

147. Next question, please.

148. Let's hear what your friend has to say.

149. We come from bel-air.

150. We live two houses away from the reagans.

151. We have the same pool man.

152. And where were you headed to?

153. The desert. Next question, please.

154. Not just the desert, palm Springs.

155. We're going to a legal retreat

156. at Henry furth's, my father's partner.

157. He owns the car we're driving.

158. Why didn't he drive it himself to palm Springs?

159. Because his wife flew everybody in her helicopter.

160. O.K., we've had a lot of car thefts

161. in the area lately.

162. You want to talk about it?

163. O.K., I think it's terrible.

164. You making fun of me, kid?

165. You wanted to talk about it.

166. I think it's a matter for the police.

167. Carlton, they're handling it now.

168. What on earth are you talking about?

169. They think we stole the benz.

170. I'll call Henry furth, the owner of the car.

171. He'll straighten everything out.

172. Sure. Sure. And while you're at it,

173. you might want to give Ron and Nancy

174. a ring-a-ding-ding.

175. Come on. It's up! It's up! It's up!

176. Oh!

177. You bum. You miserable bum.

178. What a great game.

179. Would you get that, honey?

180. Hello?

181. May I speak to Philip banks?

182. Thanks? For what?

183. No. Philip banks. Can I speak to him?

184. I don't see him, he must have stepped out.

185. Can you call back later?

186. No. Is Mr. Furth there?

187. Yes. This is Mrs. Furth.

188. Oh, Mrs. Furth. This is Carlton banks.

189. Oh, Carlton, how are you, dear?

190. Get a message to my father.

191. It's very important. I'm in jail.

192. Yale? Marvelous.

193. Oh, I've got to go now. See you soon, dear.

194. Philip, Vivian. Carlton just called.

195. Is everything all right?

196. I should say so. He got into Yale.

197. Carlton's not applied to college yet.

198. You know her, I'm sure she got it wrong.

199. Probably wasn't Yale. Probably wasn't a call.

200. I'm not getting back into that helicopter with her.

201. It's all right, man, chill.

202. I get a phone call, too.

203. C, it's all right. Chill.

204. Get it.

205. Hilary, you're sitting right next to the phone.

206. I don't care, I'm your baby sitter.

207. I command you.

208. Phone.

209. Let me know if it's for me.

210. But, miss hilary, I'm off duty.

211. You're sitting right next to the phone.

212. Yeah, but you're facing the phone.

213. Lazy house.

214. Hey, g, what up?

215. This is will, man. I need a big favor.

216. I'm tired of doing favors for you spoiled children.

217. I'm off duty. I am not an animal.

218. Yo, man.

219. I need another phone call. My Butler hung up on me.

220. You want to talk about those other car thefts?

221. You don't know who you're talking to.

222. I have a 3.95 grade point average,

223. which would have been a 4.0,

224. except I had to take a ceramics class,

225. and my pot exploded.

226. I'm going to go to Harvard law school

227. and graduate with honors,

228. then I'm going to sue you blind.

229. Now, give us another phone call.

230. I think he likes you.

231. This is terrible. I'm ruined.

232. I'll be kicked out of the glee club.

233. I won't get into Princeton.

234. I won't be admitted to the bar.

235. Neither will I.

236. The cops took my fake I.D.

237. Man, don't give me that my-dog-is-dead face.

238. Come on. Let's sing.

239. I'm not singing.

240. Come on.

241. this is just retarded.

242. Come on. Let it go. You'll feel better.

243. yo, that was dope!

244. Take five?

245. We got to get out of here, man.

246. That dude's making me nervous.

247. Why?

248. When you see a white guy in jail,

249. you know he did something bad.

250. We got to get a message to Uncle Phil.

251. He'll get us out.

252. They won't give us any more calls.

253. Not that it matters.

254. The game was on so loud,

255. Mrs. Furth couldn't hear me.

256. The game?

257. Yeah. The football game on TV.

258. We out of here. I got an idea.

259. Yo!

260. Yeah.

261. My buddy here is ready to confess.

262. Come on!

263. Look at this!

264. He's going for the touchdown!

265. Go! Go! Go!

266. We interrupt this game for a special report.

267. You bum!

268. This is Steve Goddard

269. at the Santa juanesta police station.

270. The recent rash of car thefts in the area

271. has been solved,

272. as the perpetrators were arrested this evening.

273. The ringleader agreed to confess

274. only if a camera crew were present.

275. What you're about to see is a news exclusive.

276. Yeah! We done it!

277. Word to big bird.

278. We vicked eight benzitos,

279. 15 jags, and a Maserati,

280. but I ain't like the upholstery

281. so I took it back, Jack!

282. Do you have anything to say?

283. Dad!

284. aunt viv!

285. Dad!

286. Who's in charge here?

287. I am.

288. Let those kids out.

289. These kids are car thieves.

290. You've made a big mistake.

291. I don't know how you got that bogus confession,

292. but those boys haven't stolen anything.

293. This is the biggest amateur operation I've seen

294. since mayberry rfd.

295. Please calm down.

296. Calm yourself!

297. I'm sure we can clear this matter up quite easily.

298. Please sit down. We're busy.

299. Oh, honey, we're about to get very busy.

300. Sit down!

301. Hey!

302. Don't talk to my wife like that.

303. Who the hell are you talking to?

304. Who are you talking to?

305. What's going on?

306. May I help you?

307. I'm Henry furth.

308. Good news. Your car's safe,

309. and we've got the perpetrators.

310. Those aren't the perpetrators.

311. Those are my partner's son and nephew.

312. Partner?

313. Legal partner.

314. I've got a few questions for you.

315. When you got this alleged confession,

316. did they have a lawyer present?

317. No. Because I'm their lawyer.

318. Did you notify their parents?

319. No, because we're their parents.

320. So, officer, don't tell us to wait.

321. Just open that damn cell,

322. or I'll tie this place up with so much litigation

323. that your grandchildren will need lawyers!

324. Open the cell, Jerry.

325. Peace out, Bob.

326. Geoffrey, I want a duck salad.

327. When do you go back on duty?

328. When your parents walk through that door,

329. and not a moment sooner.

330. Hi. We're home.

331. Drat.

332. Hilary, how did everything go with Ashley?

333. She was a little angel.

334. She polished my nails.

335. To reward her, we went to this cafe

336. that's owned by John cougar mellencamp,

337. Kim basinger, and doogie howser's business manager.

338. We spent the afternoon drinking espresso.

339. You let Ashley drink espresso?

340. Hi, mom! Hi, dad! Let's go play!

341. Let's go play!

342. Not tonight.

343. We had an exhausting weekend.

344. What happened?

345. We got arrested.

346. Arrested?

347. By who? The fashion police?

348. No. The police thought we stole Mr. Furth's car,

349. but they were just trying to do their jobs.

350. Why'd they think you stole it?

351. We've been over that all weekend.

352. Let's go to bed.

353. No. I want to play monopoly.

354. Let's go paint my room!

355. Geoffrey, some warm milk, please.

356. Yo, Carlton.

357. Yeah?

358. Those cops were just trying to do their jobs?

359. Don't get bent out of shape.

360. You ain't learn nothing this weekend.

361. I most certainly did.

362. Always bring a map.

363. What?

364. If we'd had a map,

365. we wouldn't have been driving 2 Miles an hour,

366. and we wouldn't have been stopped.

367. Oh, o.K. I get it.

368. We were stopped

369. 'cause we were driving too slow.

370. We were breaking the slowness limit.

371. O.K., I never heard of that law,

372. I've heard of the "if there's a black guy

373. "driving anything but a pinto,

374. stop him because he stole it law."

375. I heard about that one.

376. But I thought it was "the black guy law"

377. when actually, it was the "slowness law."

378. Thanks, Carlton. Good night.

379. They were just doing their job.

380. Good night.

381. What's your complaint here?

382. We were detained.

383. Dad cleared things up. We were released.

384. The system works.

385. I hope you like that system

386. 'cause you'll be seeing a lot of it.

387. Not if I bring a map.

388. You just don't get it.

389. No map is going to save you,

390. and neither is your glee club

391. or who your daddy is.

392. When you're driving a nice car

393. in a strange neighborhood,

394. none of that matters.

395. They only see one thing.

396. Well, maybe growing up where you did

397. has made you touchy,

398. but you've blown this out of proportion.

399. If you look at the facts...

400. Carlton, it's late.

401. Tomorrow's a school day.

402. Yeah, yeah. O.K., dad.

403. It was awfully nice of Mr. Furth to help us out.

404. I'll have to write him a thank-you note.

405. It shouldn't have happened in the first place.

406. Good night.

407. Dad?

408. If you were a policeman,

409. and you saw a car driving 2 Miles an hour,

410. wouldn't you stop it?

411. I asked myself that question

412. the first time I was stopped.

413. Good night, son.

414. I would stop it.