The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Season 1, Episode 5

Directed by Jeff Melman

Don Cheadle as Ice Tray

Will gets a visit from an old pal named Ice Tray, who, to Vivian and Philip's dismay, warms up to Hilary.

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1. Geoffrey, have you seen will?

2. Master William sits in his room

3. sadly staring out the window,

4. quiet as a church mouse.

5. Hasn't spoken a word for hours.

6. What a shame.

7. Oh, poor homesick baby.

8. I have an idea.

9. If will is that homesick,

10. let's send him home.

11. All he's been talking about is Philadelphia.

12. I hope these Philadelphia cheesesteaks cheer him up.

13. I don't know what you see in those concoctions.

14. Which is why you only ate five of them?

15. Oh, will, we know you're homesick,

16. so we got you something.

17. Oh, wow. Thanks.

18. Oh, thanks a lot!

19. What is it?

20. It's a sandwich

21. composed of cheese, steak,

22. and a croissant de boulanger

23. from the cafe antoinette in Beverly hills.

24. It's a Philadelphia cheesesteak, will.

25. Nice try, Uncle Phil,

26. but this isn't a Philadelphia cheesesteak.

27. See, look at the bag.

28. No grease stain.

29. If this were authentic,

30. you could see right through the bag by now.

31. I'm sorry. I'll dispose of it.

32. I'll throw it out.

33. I'll dispose of it, Ashley.

34. You know where you get the best cheesesteaks in Philly?

35. Pat's steaks on passyunk Avenue.

36. Me and my buddy ice tray went there every Friday.

37. We used to steal—

38. I mean, um...

39. We would enjoy them there often.

40. Isn't ice tray the one you're always talking about?

41. Did I ever tell you about that winter?

42. Ice tray grabbed the back of a bus,

43. and it was so cold, his face got stuck.

44. He couldn't get off

45. till he hit a bump on the bridge.

46. That's a story we can all relate to.

47. Cut it out, Philip.

48. He misses his friend.

49. Ice tray's more like my brother.

50. Why don't we fly him out for a visit?

51. You mean it, aunt viv?

52. Word up!

53. This will be cold stupid

54. on the serious tip.

55. What did you say, young lady?

56. Oh, I said this is quite an exceptional idea, daddy.

57. Peachy keen, even.

58. Later, my man.

59. Wonderful. First will, now Ashley.

60. I can't wait till ice box gets here.

61. No, no. Ice tray, Uncle Phil.

62. Oh. Ice tray.

63. I apologize.

64. Ice box would be an idiotic name.

65. Well, yeah, it would.

66. This is going to be great.

67. I can't wait to show him the strange sights of L.A.

68. I'll take him to Disneyland, to marineland—

69. dad, I need $200.

70. I'll take him to hilaryland.

71. Why do you need $200, hilary?

72. For books. I'm changing majors.

73. To what?

74. Communications.

75. Exactly what does that entail?

76. Well, you know. It's like...

77. You know, it's... Communications, you know?

78. It's, like, the study of...

79. Communicating, o.K.?

80. Why do you want to major in that?

81. Because I'm good at it.

82. I presume this is

83. the official ice tray greeting party.

84. Ding-ding-ding ding-ding-ding!

85. Tray!

86. Prince!

87. Homey, homey— oh! Get in there!

88. Guys!

89. Guys!

90. Guys!

91. You're going to hurt each other.

92. That's o.K., Vivian.

93. Let's see where this goes.

94. We didn't hear you come in.

95. Geoffrey, did you leave the door open?

96. Well, no.

97. We must have left it unlocked.

98. Well, no.

99. You still got it, man.

100. I'm Vivian, will's aunt.

101. Will, introduce ice tray to your family.

102. This is my cousin Ashley.

103. Hi.

104. This is my bodyguard Geoffrey.

105. All of this is my Uncle Phil.

106. Remember we used to say

107. that daffy duck must have a brother somewhere?

108. Uh-huh.

109. Meet my cousin Carlton.

110. Can't touch this.

111. Geoffrey, take ice tray's luggage to his room.

112. Certainly, madame.

113. So you're also a disadvantaged, inner-city youth,

114. I hear.

115. Yo, man, what's with him?

116. It's a tan.

117. What up on the schoolyard, huh?

118. Aw, school, man.

119. I don't bother it, it don't bother me.

120. You don't go to school?

121. I've been held back in the 10th grade three times.

122. Three times?

123. See, my motto is,

124. when I find a grade I like,

125. I stick with it.

126. Education is the mortar

127. that builds the temple of success.

128. That's what I personally think.

129. Like who cares?

130. What's up with smooth, jocko, and o-money?

131. Smooth and jocko got their own singing group,

132. and o-money got his hair cut

133. to look like the Chrysler building.

134. That's good, though, man.

135. That mount rushmore thing

136. was not working.

137. This is dope, man.

138. I'll just kick back,

139. let somebody else work.

140. Excuse me, young man.

141. In this house, everyone carries his own weight.

142. Too easy.

143. Come on, daddy. Tray's on vacation.

144. See, my motto is,

145. lord, if there's anything like work around my heart,

146. please remove it.

147. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

148. I smell something greasy.

149. Too easy.

150. Doom digga digga doom dh-ah-ah.

151. Yo, a cheesesteak!

152. This is the real deal.

153. Yo, yo, yo, man.

154. Uh, could I get $100?

155. For what?

156. To pay the limo dude.

157. You took a limo?

158. Prince said y'all was loaded,

159. and when in Rome, do as.

160. $100?

161. I got a cash flow problem.

162. You see, my Korean Gucci bags,

163. they ain't been moving lately.

164. Tray, let's pay the dude.

165. The Blake sisters still live on 43rd street?

166. They got their own 900 number now.

167. Sheesh! He's some piece of work, huh dad?

168. We're gettin a rottweiler.

169. I know he seems a little rough around the edges

170. but I think we should all give him a chance.

171. When you really look at it

172. how different is ice tray from Carlton?

173. With all due respect, mom.

174. I think he's a little fonder of the 10th grade than I.

175. Ha ha ha ha!

176. Wait a minute.

177. Hold up, hold up.

178. What about that girl you went out with—

179. latiqua?

180. Man, that girl was ugly.

181. Ugly? You crazy, man.

182. She was so ugly, she was oogly.

183. She was so ugly,

184. Freddy krueger had nightmares about her.

185. At least she was smart.

186. That girl you was with—

187. Stacy! Stacy!

188. Yeah.

189. Yo, that girl was so dumb,

190. it took her a hour to cook minute rice.

191. Whoa. Wait a minute.

192. Let's talk about skinny girls.

193. Who's skinny?

194. That one girl Julie—

195. she was so skinny,

196. you could tie a rope around her head

197. and use her like a tetherball pole.

198. Hold it. Back to Stacy.

199. Yeah, o.K.

200. Stacy was so dumb—

201. how dumb was Stacy?

202. Stacy was so dumb,

203. that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose jif.

204. Aw, this is dope, man.

205. Look at this. Crystal, China dogs,

206. a book.

207. You know people rich

208. when they got this stuff you got no use for.

209. Crime and punishment.

210. That's just some tired old book Carlton's reading.

211. Oh, really?

212. "From the library of master William Smith."

213. Who's tired now, homey?

214. They're forcing us to read that at school.

215. I ain't reading it.

216. Wait. This is your handwriting.

217. "Intriguing duality"?

218. Same old prince, man.

219. When I met you,

220. you carried books in pizza boxes

221. so nobody would know you studied.

222. That was cool till them guys

223. jumped me trying to steal my pizza.

224. Yo, they was upset.

225. Oo-wee.

226. You got a good deal here.

227. Don't blow it.

228. I'll go grab us some cheesesteaks.

229. All right.

230. H-hi.

231. Hi.

232. Vivian, I think

233. you're blowing this out of proportion.

234. Tell me the story again. Just the facts.

235. I'll give you a transcript, Philip.

236. Tray—hi, hilary—hi.

237. What could she possibly see in him?

238. Well, he's got a nice smile

239. and... Cool hair.

240. Hair?

241. I thought it was a hat.

242. I think I should have gotten a larger tattoo.

243. Tattoo?

244. I got a tattoo of tray's initials.

245. Where?

246. Don't worry, Mrs. Banks.

247. Nobody will see it.

248. I'll put this stuff upstairs.

249. I'll go with you.

250. So will I.

251. Aunt viv, you got to be proud of yourself.

252. Well, pride doesn't quite capture it, will.

253. It was your idea to bring tray here.

254. Hilary used to have such a sour face.

255. I'd think, she just needs one good...

256. Friend, aunt Vivian.

257. He does seem like an interesting young man.

258. He's joking around, but he can be serious.

259. Really?

260. Seriously. If somebody's chasing him,

261. he can Jack a fence like that.

262. But if somebody catch him, it don't matter.

263. He's got a crazy rabbit punch,

264. like bang! You out of there.

265. Let's go check out that swimming pool, prince.

266. See you later, babe.

267. O.K., icy.

268. It's nice to see you and ice tray getting along.

269. I'm sorry he couldn't stay longer.

270. I've figured it out.

271. He can visit every other weekend.

272. When 10th grade lets out,

273. he can stay here.

274. Daddy can get him a job at the office.

275. What job could he have in the law firm?

276. I don't know. Lawyer?

277. Anyways, mom, don't worry.

278. This is our problem, not yours.

279. The only thing I want to say

280. is thank you.

281. For what?

282. Well, you, like, saw past his rough, tough exterior,

283. and you welcomed him into our home.

284. I'm so proud of you, mom.

285. I just want to share my joy with you.

286. I haven't been this happy

287. since I bought my giorgio Armani suit.

288. Philip!

289. This is serious.

290. Hilary wants him to live in our pool house.

291. That shouldn't matter to you.

292. You're the one who invited ashtray.

293. In fact,

294. let's invite some more of will's friends out.

295. Let's put out a neon sign in front

296. that says "homeboy hotel."

297. That's it.

298. I want him out of this house.

299. You're making the classic mistake.

300. Don't you know that?

301. I have the perfect solution

302. for dealing with Mr. Ice pick.

303. You do?

304. My, uh... Street savvy...

305. Should not be taken lightly.

306. She's rebelling against us.

307. So?

308. Any hostility will drive her closer to him.

309. We have to welcome him into the family,

310. take him out,

311. smother him with acceptance.

312. Once the element of rebellion is gone,

313. the relationship will lose its appeal.

314. What if that doesn't work?

315. Oh, it'll work.

316. You two make such a lovely, lovely couple.

317. Dad, has mom been drinking?

318. Nonsense Carlton, she's just being polite

319. to our lovely house guest.

320. Have you been drinking?

321. Ay tray, check this.

322. Oh, that's good man.

323. 'Oww!'

324. nice catch, lady.

325. Oh God, tray you are so funny.

326. Isn't he funny?

327. Not to me. Of course, I'm sober.

328. Hey, I think..

329. um, escargot all around for starters.

330. - Snails. - Oh, no no no.

331. I don't eat nothing that leaves a trail.

332. Oh God, tray. You sway me.

333. He busts me off.

334. Before we get started,

335. I'd like to propose a toast.

336. Tray,

337. since this is your last night here,

338. Vivian and I would like to say

339. that we're both extremely happy

340. that hilary's found that special someone,

341. that special love.

342. I can just see hilary and tray

343. in their tiny little love nest in Philadelphia

344. with the pitter-patter of five little ice cubes.

345. Hilary changing diapers and preparing a lovely meal,

346. while her loving husband

347. is working his night job on the corner

348. as a Korean Gucci bag representative.

349. Hilary,

350. this is for those wonderful years in Philadelphia.

351. I guess I'll be driving home tonight.

352. I am so happy.

353. Dad, are you saying

354. that you wouldn't mind if tray and I got married?

355. Mind? Mind?

356. Did you hear that, Vivian?

357. Mind?

358. Well, that's good.

359. We got married this afternoon.

360. Hilary, no.

361. No!

362. How could you do this to us?

363. How could you be so stupid?

364. You've gone and ruined your life.

365. This boy doesn't care—

366. mom, take it down a thousand.

367. It's only a joke.

368. We didn't get married.

369. We just wanted to see what you'd do.

370. See, baby, I told you they'd flip.

371. Homey, order me three steaks and a salad.

372. Come on, baby. Let's dance.

373. Got married.

374. Ahem.

375. Sir, master tray's all packed

376. and ready to depart.

377. Excellent, Geoffrey.

378. Let's get him on his way.

379. Shall I call for a car

380. or just shoot him out of a Cannon?

381. So, that really is a wonderful restaurant,

382. isn't it?

383. Huh? Yeah.

384. I think everybody had a good time, don't you?

385. Uh-huh.

386. I really enjoyed meeting ice tray this weekend.

387. Anytime you want to invite any of your other friends,

388. just let us know.

389. You enjoyed it, huh?

390. Oh, yeah. A lot.

391. Wasn't hilary falling in love with tray

392. the icing on the cake?

393. I'm glad they had fun.

394. It's just a shame he had to leave

395. before he could ruin her life.

396. I'm sorry I said that.

397. But you meant it.

398. It was cool

399. as long as tray was some clown

400. to cheer me up.

401. Will—

402. when you found out hilary liked him,

403. you wanted him out.

404. I'd expect that from Uncle Phil, not you.

405. Hilary is my daughter, will.

406. And tray's my best friend.

407. We're from the same neighborhood.

408. We're the same person.

409. If tray's not good enough for you,

410. I'm not.

411. You're not the same person.

412. I know who I am.

413. I can see why you like ice tray.

414. He's a lot of fun.

415. Everything's a joke to him—

416. school, work, people.

417. He doesn't care about anything.

418. He always managed to care about me.

419. I'm glad he's a good friend,

420. but that doesn't change who he is.

421. A young man his age

422. should be able to do something

423. besides fight and jump fences.

424. You weren't there.

425. I know, but—

426. whenever I'd bring books home from school,

427. the kids would jump me,

428. so tray started walking me home,

429. and if he hadn't been there

430. to help me jump those fences,

431. then maybe I wouldn't be here.

432. Well...

433. While he was busy protecting your books,

434. where the hell were his?

435. What's that got to do with anything?

436. I'm glad he cared so much about you.

437. But why doesn't he care as much about himself?

438. 'Cause nobody was there for tray.

439. If he hadn't been there to cover my back,

440. maybe I wouldn't care about myself either.

441. And that would be an awful waste.

442. I shall load Mr. Tray's belongings

443. into the Cannon.

444. I mean cab, madame.

445. Yo.

446. Miss you in the 'hood.

447. Why don't you come on back with me?

448. No. I better cool out here.

449. If Uncle Phil woke up and I wasn't here,

450. he'd have a nervous breakdown.

451. I'd recover, will.

452. I'm really going to miss you, ice tray.

453. Bye, Mrs. Banks. Thanks for inviting me out.

454. Have a safe trip back.

455. Take care of yourself.

456. Thanks.

457. Oh, snap. I forgot.

458. I got a little something for y'all.

459. That's our China dog.

460. Yeah.

461. I figured y'all were so nice to me,

462. that, hey, I don't need it.

463. That was a joke.

464. Babe.

465. Tray,

466. you've become a part of my spirit

467. that's never been touched before.

468. I feel a oneness with you,

469. and now that you're leaving,

470. I have this sense

471. that life will be empty, hollow, and meaningless.

472. Well, peep this, babe.

473. See, I have this first-class ticket.

474. We could trade it for two coach tickets,

475. and you could come back to Philly with me.

476. Coach?

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