The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1x3

Directed by Jeff Melman

John Towey as Country Club Representative • Victoria Rowell as Mimi Mumford • Tatiana Thumbtzen as Sexy Girl • Richard Roundtree as Rev. Gordon Sims • John Petlock as Henry Furth

Will wants to go out with a beautiful girl he meets at the country club, but first he must figure out how to impress her extremely snobbish and very protective father so he seeks tips from cousin Carlton on becoming preppie.

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1. What dog did he steal that sweater from?

2. Probably his wife.

3. Good God! Who shot the couch?

4. Give her a break, Hilary. She just won the Kentucky Derby.

5. Whoa! Who's that lady with Nell Carter?

6. That's not Nell Carter. That's my father!

7. God, you're so shallow. I hate you.

8. You're stupid and ugly and I wish you would die.

9. - Sorry. - Okay.

10. Whoa! Look at her!

11. Brake! Brake! Brake! Hit the brake, Will!

12. What, what in the hell are you doing?

13. I'm sorry, man, it ain't my fault.

14. I-I panicked. That squirrel came out of nowhere.

15. Philip, I'll call the manager and have him remove the cart.

16. Oh, let's just draw more attention to ourselves.

17. - Get in the cart, Vivian. - No!

18. I'm sorry, Mr. Banks

19. but, uh, no golf carts in the dining room.

20. Well, Will, you certainly made a name at this country club.

21. I wouldn't be surprised if they revoked

22. our shuffleboard privileges.

23. That's fine with me, man. This place is wack. I'm out of here.

24. 'Ooh, hold up.'

25. Ooh, special bulletin. Hormones to Will.

26. Hormones to Will.

27. Hold up yourself, Will. That's Mimi Mumford.

28. You can't get to first base with her

29. unless you can impress her father.

30. 'He's an eminent surgeon, a championship polo player'

31. and around these parts, he's known as Dr. No.

32. - Why they call him that? - Because he never says "Yes."

33. No young man is good enough for his daughter.

34. Well, he ain't gonna have a chance to tell me no

35. 'cause I ain't gonna ask.

36. Mimi, if you're not busy on Friday night

37. would you like to accompany me to the Apple Blossom ball?

38. No!

39. - What's your name, boy? - Uh, uh, uh..

40. What school do you go to? What college are you applying to?

41. And what's your career plans?

42. I-I-I'm just a sophomore, sir.

43. I don't really know yet.

44. Out of here, son. You disgust me.

45. So, what kind of guy does Dr. No say yes to?

46. Fellas with good grades, good manners, good looks.

47. In a word, me.

48. So why haven't you made your move on Miss Mimi?

49. Not my type. Doesn't tickle my fancy.

50. Yeah, well, she can tickle mine.

51. If only wishing made it so.

52. Let's face it, Will, you lack the social graces

53. to impress someone like Dr. No.

54. Boy, you must be on dog food.

55. I am the most handsome, the most intelligent

56. and unequivocally the most flamboyant bachelor

57. since Billy Dee.

58. This isn't West Philly, Will. It's Bel-Air.

59. And the women here are different.

60. I guarantee you, Dr. No will say no.

61. - Oh, yeah, I bet he won't. - I bet he will.

62. - I bet he won't. - I'll bet he will.

63. Who says the art of conversation is dead?

64. Alright, Will. You think you can be a gentleman?

65. How do you propose on going about it?

66. Carlton, it's very easy to be a geek.

67. All I have to do is follow you around for a day.

68. It isn't as easy as it looks.

69. And with your father's permission

70. I'd love to escort you to the Apple Blossom ball.

71. I had no idea you two were getting along so well.

72. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - What's going on here, Carlton?

73. Will's got a thing for Mimi Mumford

74. so I'm teaching him how to be a perfect gentleman.

75. Oh! I want a piece of this.

76. Observe, Will, this is how a perfect gentleman

77. talks to a young lady.

78. "Say there, Mimi, might I say

79. that you rate a perfect ten on my niftiness meter?"

80. Uh, I don't think so.

81. So, Uncle Phil, uh, how did you used to crack on the girlies?

82. What I'm about to tell you is going

83. to change your life forever.

84. - Are you listening? - Yeah.

85. First, I take her hand

86. then I stroke it gently but imperceptibly

87. look deep into her eyes, blow gently in her ear

88. let my mouth curl up into a smile

89. make a low, rumbling, hypnotic sound.

90. Hmm.

91. Ooh! Philip, that's what you did on our first date.

92. That's right.

93. You're lucky you got a second one.

94. Allow me, sir.

95. Certainly, Geoffrey, if you think you can do any better.

96. Mademoiselle..

97. my life was but a mere whisper

98. until you entered into it.

99. Whether it was chance or blind fate

100. or kismet, if you will, that brought us together..

101. I would be remiss to let this moment pass

102. without telling you how deeply

103. you have affected the very core of my being.

104. Ooh, baby!

105. - The fish knife. - Yeah, right.

106. No, it is right. He got it right.

107. He got it right! He got it right!

108. - He did? - He got it right!

109. Get your own geisha.

110. Excuse me, Master Carlton.

111. You were saying?

112. Will, he picked out the fish knife.

113. Will, I want you to pay very close attention.

114. Which one is the shrimp fork?

115. By George, I think he's got it.

116. Oh, where did he get that jacket?

117. Probably off the rack.

118. Say, did you hear about his Jaguar?

119. The one he bought second hand?

120. Okay, now, just remember you're from Connecticut

121. and you're transferred to Bel-Air Academy

122. and you row on the crew team.

123. Now, where did you transfer from?

124. - Bendover. - It's Andover.

125. We're going back home.

126. I was joking, man. Relax. Hook-hook it up.

127. I beg your pardon, Dr. Mumford.

128. I have a friend who's new in town.

129. He's the new star on the crew team.

130. - Would you like to meet him? - No!

131. I respect your wishes, sir.

132. But I'd just like to say kudos on that polo match.

133. Super form.

134. Ah, you saw it, huh? Excuse me. Uh, I didn't get your name.

135. Smithers, sir. Heh-heh!

136. Kip Smithers.

137. Well, have a seat, Smithers.

138. - May I join you, sir? - No.

139. So, Smithers, what school do you go to?

140. What college have you applied to?

141. And what's your career plans?

142. Bel-Air Academy, Princeton

143. and thoracic surgery, sir.

144. Hmm.

145. Thoracic surgery. That's my field.

146. What aspect of it interests you the most?

147. Um, the cutting part.

148. Ah, that's the part I like, too.

149. Listen, I'm glad you're a fan of polo.

150. You know, I have a very fine string of Arabians.

151. Oh, really? With turbans and everything?

152. Very, very funny, Smithers.

153. Very funny. You had me there for a moment.

154. I thought you were a blithering idiot.

155. Uh, there's my daughter. Would you like to meet her?

156. Oh, gosh, sir. There's a big question mark on that one.

157. I seem to be painfully shy with the fairer sex.

158. Oh, nonsense, nonsense.

159. - Oh, hi, daddy. - Poodles.

160. There is someone I'd like you to meet.

161. Mimi, Kip Smithers. Varsity crew from Bel-Air.

162. A gentleman and a scholar and soon to be a fine surgeon.

163. You flatter me, sir.

164. I'll just leave the two of you alone.

165. - Phew! Mimi. - Look!

166. Before you get yourself all worked up into a lather

167. I just would like to say this.

168. I am sick of you white-washed, preppy stuffed shirts.

169. Uh, what?

170. Look, I don't need some stooge

171. who's gonna play up to my father.

172. I want a real man. Someone dangerous. Someone exciting.

173. Someone from the streets.

174. - Oh! What's so funny? - Yo, baby, yo, baby, yo, baby.

175. Yo! Your prince is in effect, baby.

176. I'm not down with this preppy nonsense.

177. Carlton told me to do this.

178. Yo, baby, I'm definitely

179. straight out the hood.

180. That was the worst homeboy act I've ever heard.

181. Well, it's not an act. It's the real deal, baby.

182. - Yo, C! Come here! - Mimi. Kip.

183. Carlton, would you please tell her who I really am?

184. - Who you really are? - Yes.

185. He is Kip Smithers, from Connecticut.

186. He transferred from Andover to Bel-Air

187. so he could row with the crew.

188. No, no, no. Tell her where I'm really from.

189. England.

190. For future reference, Will

191. our club frowns on strangulation.

192. This is all your fault, man. You got me into this mess.

193. - Me? - Y-yeah!

194. T-this preppy nonsense. I knew women didn't like that mess.

195. If I would've had my way, I would've had my way.

196. Congratulate me.

197. It took all day but I finally found

198. the perfect pair of alligator pumps to wear

199. to the Save the Everglades rally tonight.

200. Will has a crush on Mimi Mumford.

201. That fat girl?

202. Mimi is not fat.

203. Not today.

204. Liposuction.

205. She's been vacuumed more times than a hooked rug.

206. Well, she looks good now, right? I don't see your point.

207. Just wave a chili-cheese dog in front of her nose

208. and see how much of your arm you come back with.

209. Will!

210. So, how did it go with Mimi Mumford?

211. He struck out.

212. Okay, Will, you've taken advice from Carlton

213. from Philip, and Geoffrey

214. but you have not gone to the most logical source

215. the woman of the house.

216. Now, before I was married, I had my share of admirers.

217. A sorrier bunch of deadbeats you'll never meet.

218. The ones that I was most attracted to were the ones

219. who were secure enough to just be themselves.

220. And that's my advice to you. Just be yourself.

221. Thanks, Aunt Viv.

222. Come, sweetie.

223. So, Will, are you going to take mom's advice?

224. Man, you got to be crazy.

225. Mimi wants a street-wise, Harley

226. ba-ba-bad-to-the-bones type guy, man.

227. If I could show her that I'm dangerous

228. I'll have her like that.

229. - I'll bet you wouldn't. - I'll bet I would.

230. - I'll bet you wouldn't. - I'll bet you wouldn't.

231. - I'll bet you would. - See, I fooled you.

232. Alright, now remember, I'm wanted in five states.

233. I'm hidin' out from the police for robbin' a gun store.

234. And what did I do before then?

235. You went to Penn State.

236. I went to the state pen.

237. Sorry. I thought Penn State was bad enough.

238. Mimi, top of the evening.

239. Carlton, for the 900th time, no, I will not go out with you.

240. I thought you said she wasn't your type.

241. She isn't. She's too negative.

242. I'm not here for that.

243. Although if you just gave it some objective thought..

244. Anyway, I'm here for him.

245. Does he need to go to the bathroom?

246. No, he's just being his bad self.

247. What you saw before was just a charade.

248. Kip is his street name.

249. K-I-P. It stands for "Conceived In Prison."

250. He's my cousin

251. and he's from the Bedford-Stuyvesant

252. region of Brooklyn wherein he is a felon.

253. Okay. Then what is he doing here in Bel-Air?

254. He's living with us to escape, and I quote, "The man."

255. Voila.

256. I thought you said he rowed crew?

257. Huh, no, no, baby. You misunderstood.

258. He said I wrote for the 2 Live Crew.

259. But, see, they kicked me out

260. because my lyrics was too abrasive.

261. He's as nasty as he wants to be. I kid you not.

262. Hey, baby, you look so good

263. I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.

264. Yo, baby, Fresh Prince in full effect. It's time to get busy.

265. You can't, hey? Can you, baby?

266. You work on that, alright, baby?

267. - Salutations, doctor. - Oh.

268. This is quite an intense shindig, huh?

269. Listen, I just want to find out how things are goin' with Mimi.

270. Well, I'm having a little trouble

271. breaking the proverbial ice, sir

272. and I really hope I don't embarrass myself

273. you know, being in your illustrious presence and all.

274. Oh, don't worry, I'll just make myself scarce

275. but I do have one piece of advice.

276. - Be yourself. - That's a natch, sir.

277. This music is def, exceptionally def.

278. Carlton, beat it!

279. I'm dope. Yo!

280. Now, what were you talking to my father about?

281. Yo, baby, I told him if he don't stay out my face

282. we're going to take it to the street.

283. Baby, you close your eyes when you dance with me.

284. - Salutations yet again, doctor. - Oh.

285. Just a thought. Mimi loves horses and you love polo..

286. I thought that might break the ice.

287. Oh, thanks for the prescription, doc. Enough said.

288. So, what were you talking to my father about this time?

289. I wasn't listening to him, baby. I was stealing his wallet.

290. Oh, Kip, I'm so sorry I didn't believe you before.

291. I should have seen right through that thin charade.

292. Hey, let's go someplace and get busy.

293. Yes, ma'am.

294. But first, I want you to rap for me.

295. What?

296. You know, let me hear some of them

297. abrasive lyrics.

298. Oh, oh, okay, baby.

299. This one I got banned in Buffalo for.

300. And that is just the type of music

301. we will not let our children listen to.

302. Smithers, what is the meaning of that ridiculous hat?

303. Who put this on my head?

304. - Daddy, isn't he funny? - Ha-ha!

305. No. He disgusts me. Get out of my sight.

306. Oh, wait a minute. You can't talk to him like that, daddy.

307. He's practically a convicted killer, and I love him.

308. A convicted killer? Who are you?

309. Alright, alright, alright.

310. Alright, look, look.

311. I'm not a young Republican from Connecticut

312. and I'm not a hood from Bed-Stuy.

313. I'm Will Smith from West Philly

314. and I've been busting my butt all night trying to impress you

315. and trying to scare you.

316. And I'm exhausted.

317. I'm goin' home, and I'm going to sleep

318. 'cause, baby, ain't no girl that fly for me

319. to go through all this trouble for.

320. Yo, baby. Yo, baby. Yo.

321. What's up?

322. Oh! Miss Hilary.

323. Did you have a good time at the Save the Everglades fund raiser?

324. Geoffrey, these events are not about having a good time.

325. They're consciousness-raising experiences.

326. When you hear about all of the species

327. that are on the brink of extinction

328. it's grim, grave, and very, very sobering.

329. - Tom Cruise was near tears. - Oh, wasn't he gorgeous?

330. So there I was, G.

331. Then this real fly honey walked by, right?

332. So I decided I'll just be myself.

333. I said, "Yo, baby. Yo, baby. Yo." And she loved me!

334. Then what happened?

335. Well, then her husband came in.