The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Season 1, Episode 24

Ron Fassler as Lee Cohen • Jaclyn Bernstein as Girl at Party • Tevin Campbell as Little T • Dax Biagas as Jason

R&B singer Tevin Campbell plays teen idol Little T, who surprises Ashley on her birthday with a special song and an invitation for a date.

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1. Hey, beautiful.

2. I love a woman with good reflexes.

3. Makes me crazy.

4. Get out!

5. Your mouth says "get out,"

6. but your eyes say, "get busy."

7. Daddy?

8. That won't work this time, hil, darling.

9. Uncle Phil went to the supermarket,

10. so he'll be gone for at least a week.

11. Mom?

12. She went with him.

13. Geoffrey?

14. Ooh.

15. Yes, miss hilary?

16. You know the drill.

17. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

18. Aah!

19. Hilary, why can't you be nice to jazz?

20. You know he likes you.

21. I should be nice to everyone who likes me?

22. How much time do you think I have?

23. Oh, so that's why you're mean to jazz?

24. Jazz will be fine.

25. You think so? Well, I don't.

26. You don't know jazz the way I do.

27. He's a sensitive person.

28. He has feelings that are very deep.

29. When you had Geoffrey throw him out,

30. that was the last straw.

31. He'll never be the same.

32. Really?

33. Want to kiss my boo boo?

34. don't take my throwing you out personally, Mr. Jazz.

35. It was strictly business.

36. That's cool.

37. If you grab me in that place again,

38. we're engaged.

39. Look, jazz, if you want to get with hilary,

40. you got to have a plan.

41. You mean mine hasn't been working?

42. That's the 18th time she threw you out.

43. All a part of my plan.

44. We're home.

45. Later.

46. Geoffrey, your groceries are in the kitchen.

47. Yes, madam.

48. Well, Carlton has sunk to a new low.

49. What?

50. What's up with the crutches, man?

51. I'm practicing my new scam.

52. Girls love a guy with a sports injury.

53. I can't see too many honeys

54. being impressed by, "hey, babe,

55. I busted myself up playing peewee football."

56. Mom, dad, I'm glad you're home.

57. I have exciting news about my job.

58. What?

59. I won't just tell you.

60. That's no fun. Guess.

61. Did you sell a painting?

62. No.

63. Did you get a promotion?

64. No.

65. Did you get fired?

66. No, I quit.

67. What? What?

68. I was definitely the closest.

69. You were doing so well at the gallery.

70. It's not a cool job.

71. When I was little,

72. I always dreamed of having a glamorous job

73. in a glamorous office.

74. At parties, people would ask what I did

75. and I'd tell them.

76. They'd turn green with envy and blurt out,

77. "you are so lucky."

78. They'd be eaten up inside

79. because I had a fabulous job.

80. They say Gandhi

81. had a very similar childhood dream.

82. O.K., how do you propose

83. to get this glamorous job?

84. I already got it.

85. Starting tomorrow,

86. I'm going to be the personal assistant

87. to Marissa redman.

88. The movie star?

89. Wow, she's really big.

90. She ain't do nothing good in years.

91. That's not true.

92. She's a very famous actress.

93. She won an Oscar.

94. Nominated.

95. She was in one of the top 10 movies.

96. Eight years ago.

97. She needs a new assistant

98. because she's back from a well-deserved year off.

99. Nose job.

100. How did you know all of that?

101. I have an inquiring mind.

102. Hilary's obviously very excited about this job.

103. Be a little more supportive.

104. Oh, you're right. I'm sorry.

105. I loved her in that musical.

106. God, what a voice.

107. Lip sync.

108. Dinner is served.

109. Psst!

110. Jazz, I thought you left.

111. Why?

112. Because you walked out the door and said later.

113. All a part of my plan.

114. Did you hear the news about hilary?

115. Yeah. I'm so proud of her.

116. Tomorrow's her first day at work.

117. I got a plan

118. that will make hilary like you.

119. Tomorrow we'll go there,

120. and you'll surprise her with flowers and candy.

121. Cool. Meet you here tomorrow at 9:00 sharp.

122. Got it.

123. And don't forget the candy and flowers.

124. Miss Tony fisher, please.

125. Hi, Tony? It's hil.

126. How's your job going?

127. Uh-huh.

128. Guess where I'm calling from.

129. No, guess.

130. No, guess again.

131. No, guess again.

132. You can't give up. This is fun.

133. No, guess again.

134. No, guess again.

135. No, Tony, do not hang up.

136. Come on, guess.

137. No, guess again.

138. No, guess again.

139. O.K., o.K., o.K.

140. I'm in Marissa redman's office.

141. No, it's my first day.

142. Oh, what's she like?

143. You'd never even know she's a movie star.

144. I mean, she's so grounded.

145. She's so real.

146. I don't care about your appointments.

147. My cat needs acupuncture.

148. Marissa.

149. Heather.

150. Hilary.

151. Let's get something straight—

152. my last assistant quit

153. because I never learned her name.

154. Will that be a problem?

155. Um, no, no.

156. Good.

157. I want to learn all about the movie business.

158. You will.

159. The key is being positive.

160. I like positive people.

161. Are you positive?

162. Oh, yes!

163. Yes, yes, yes.

164. Yes.

165. Remember, this is a process.

166. You do realize it's a process?

167. Oh, yes.

168. I'm positive it's a process.

169. Oh, I'll get that.

170. You got that right.

171. Miss redman's office.

172. Miss redman's on the other line, Mr. Haskell.

173. I'll see if she's finishing up.

174. It's my agent.

175. Hello, Sam.

176. This better be good news.

177. So you're saying I didn't get the part?

178. I know the part called for a meryl streep type.

179. I'm a meryl streep type if I want to be.

180. It's called acting, Sam.

181. So what fool got the part?

182. Meryl streep.

183. Ain't that cozy.

184. I'm sorry you didn't get the part, Marissa,

185. but let's be positive.

186. After all, this is a process.

187. Oh, shut up.

188. I have to go to a restaurant opening.

189. I need you to pick up my dry-cleaning.

190. Oh, I'm not speaking to my tired boyfriend,

191. so I'll need someone to go with.

192. I wonder if that cute Johnny gill is free.

193. Isn't he like my age?

194. Oh, I see. I get it.

195. I'm too black for meryl streep's parts

196. and too old for a 20-year-old.

197. Cher can do it, but I can't.

198. I didn't mean that.

199. Everyone's trying to fit me into their little box.

200. Well, you're walking a fine line, Helena.

201. A very fine line.

202. Hello, I'm calling from Marissa redman's office.

203. Is her dry-cleaning ready?

204. It says here on the ticket

205. "three dresses, two blouses, four silk brassieres,

206. and eight pair of underwear."

207. I'll be right over to pick them up.

208. Glamour, glamour, glamour.

209. While you're down there,

210. you may even get to see Dustin Hoffman's drawers.

211. Will, what are you doing here?

212. Jazz.

213. Congratulations, on your new job, hilary.

214. Flowers.

215. A kit-Kat.

216. And a song.

217. All the way from Compton, California,

218. the king of the keyboard just for you, hilary.

219. It's jazz.

220. He plays so beautiful. Don't you agree?

221. What's going on here?

222. Marissa, I can explain.

223. I don't want to hear it.

224. I've got a party girl on my hands.

225. As soon as I turn my back.

226. There's a word for people like you,

227. and it's called... Hello.

228. Miss redman, we didn't mean to get hilary in trouble.

229. I'm her cousin.

230. She's not in any trouble.

231. I'm sorry. I didn't catch your name.

232. Will Smith.

233. Will Smith.

234. Little Willie Smith.

235. I like that.

236. Yeah, uh, well, little Willie's got to go now.

237. We'll just get right out of your way.

238. You're not in my way.

239. Well, you kind of are.

240. Why don't you stay for a little while?

241. You know, we'd love to,

242. but we made other plans.

243. No, we didn't.

244. Don't you remember, jazz?

245. You've got that brain surgery appointment.

246. Must have forgotten.

247. Bye-bye.

248. I just had a thought.

249. It's probably brilliant. What is it?

250. I'd like to take your cousin will

251. to that restaurant opening tonight.

252. What?

253. You think I'm too old for him,

254. or he wouldn't want to go out with me.

255. Who wouldn't go out with you?

256. You better hope he does.

257. If he doesn't want to go with me tonight,

258. you're fired, hester.

259. Uh!

260. Hooo!

261. Uh-huh.

262. I forfeit the game.

263. Hey, thanks a lot, g. He was about to take me.

264. Hi, will.

265. Oh, look who's home. It's miss Hollywood.

266. Tell me all about your faboo day.

267. So what did you do this afternoon— massage her feet,

268. give her cat a perm?

269. Oh, will, I love your irreverent sense of humor.

270. It's so refreshing.

271. How you trying to play me, hilary?

272. Oh, will, you're always thinking the worst of me.

273. I've got great news for you.

274. Guess who I can get to go out with you.

275. Janet Jackson?

276. Guess again.

277. Jody watley.

278. Guess again.

279. Tell me, or I'll kill you.

280. Marissa redman.

281. You've got to be tripping.

282. Hilary, I wouldn't date her

283. if she and Marsha warfield

284. were the last two women on earth.

285. Will, please, Marissa said if you won't go

286. on a date with her that she'll fire me.

287. Perfect. All she does is yell at you

288. and treat you like dirt.

289. I know,

290. but I'm the envy of all my friends.

291. Look, hilary, come on, don't cry.

292. Don't cry, hil—

293. o.K. All right.

294. I guess it won't kill me

295. to go out with Marissa redman.

296. Oh, will, thank you. Thank you.

297. And it won't kill you to go out with jazz.

298. I can't believe that you agreed to go on date with jazz.

299. Shut up, Carlton. I had to, or I'd lose my job.

300. Touchy, touchy.

301. Cut it out!

302. I can see it now, Mr. And Mrs. Jazz..

303. Does jazz have a last name?

304. I believe it's matazz.

305. Will you three cut it out?

306. Philip, we don't mean anything by it.

307. I don't see the destruction of our gene pool

308. as something to joke about.

309. That must be jazz.

310. Marissa's meeting us at the restaurant.

311. We can't be late.

312. Relax, hilary.

313. Make sure you're sweet to jazz.

314. It's making his whole week.

315. Mr. Jazz.

316. Yo, g.

317. As of tonight,

318. my new official name is Mr. Lucky.

319. Marissa, thanks for inviting us.

320. This is such an exciting new restaurant.

321. Look at that.

322. Butter on ice.

323. I'm living large now.

324. Speaking of ice, jazz,

325. doesn't hilary look a little chilly?

326. Oh, right.

327. You look so beautiful, baby.

328. Jazz, please.

329. Now, I know you can be nicer than that.

330. All right. All right.

331. That was a wonderful imitation

332. of a creepy spider you just did, jazz.

333. Hey, Cher!

334. Sophomore in high school.

335. Beat that, honey.

336. Do you know what time it is, hilary?

337. It's 8:15.

338. No, it's not.

339. It's slow dancing with jazz time.

340. No, it isn't.

341. Well, you know,

342. it's either slow dancing with jazz time,

343. or will going home leaving you without a job time.

344. Jazz, do you want to dance?

345. Man, this must be my birthday.

346. When you get back, bring me a mineral water,

347. three ice cubes, a lemon, and a lime.

348. For the sake of novelty,

349. get it right this time.

350. Yes, Marissa.

351. So, little Willie,

352. uh, would you pass me the salt, please?

353. Oh, sure.

354. Whoo!

355. Um, jazz, I feel I should tell you something.

356. I'm only on this date

357. as part of my deal with will.

358. I know.

359. You do?

360. It doesn't bother me.

361. But, hey, if it's making you sad dancing with me,

362. you don't have to.

363. No, jazz, it's not that.

364. Thank God.

365. It's just this job is getting to me.

366. I don't mind the hard work.

367. I can't seem to do anything right.

368. She's always yelling at me.

369. Tell jazz all about it.

370. Oh, look. Biggest director in town.

371. Sydney!

372. Sydney!

373. Congratulations.

374. Loved your new movie.

375. We've got to do...

376. What? He just looked right through me.

377. Maybe you should have spoken up a little bit.

378. This is not good.

379. Hickory!

380. Hey, hickory!

381. Yes.

382. I just saw Sydney, and he ignored me.

383. Did you send him champagne

384. for the premier of his crappy movie?

385. You said you were thinking of sending him something

386. but didn't know what.

387. Champagne would obviously be the perfect choice,

388. Einstein.

389. Marissa, chill.

390. Come on. She's trying.

391. Look, I work so hard.

392. I work harder than anybody, and I'm very underpaid,

393. and it doesn't help when my supposed assistant

394. is a total idiot.

395. You're the idiot.

396. Well, date's over.

397. I don't care how many movies you make.

398. Nobody talks like that to hilary.

399. She's smart, sweet, and beautiful,

400. and she's been nice to me.

401. She's been nice to you though you didn't deserve it.

402. Tell her you're sorry

403. 'cause I'm getting pretty mad.

404. Oh, shut up.

405. I need you to run to

406. an all-night liquor store—

407. no.

408. Excuse me?

409. What do you think I am?

410. I shouldn't be treated like an idiot.

411. I'm smart. And another thing,

412. your last five movies really sucked big time.

413. Six.

414. You can't stand here talking like that to me.

415. You're right because I have a prior engagement

416. with someone from the "a" list.

417. Come on, jazz, let's go.

418. Thank you, oh, lord.

419. Ohh.

420. Ohh.

421. Who needs them?

422. They don't know how to appreciate you.

423. I think me and you can have a better time

424. without them.

425. Really?

426. Psych.

427. You really said to Marissa?

428. Uh-huh.

429. At least now Marissa the cradle crook knows

430. what hilary thinks about her.

431. And I owe all to jazz.

432. Thank you, jazz. Now my daughter's unemployed.

433. Daddy, you should thank jazz.

434. He reminded me that I do have some self respect.

435. Why chase after celebrities?

436. They're all so shallow and self-centered.

437. From now on, I want to spend time with people who have

438. depth, intelligence and maturity.

439. I don't like the sound of this.

440. Good night, sweetheart.

441. Good night, mommy.

442. Good night, guys.

443. Good night.

444. Night, baby.

445. Guys, I'm sorry the night was so awful.

446. I'm grateful I got my young body out of there

447. before old Marissa put some Miles on it.

448. Well, I got to go.

449. Peace.

450. Peace, babe.

451. Jazz, wait.

452. Listen, um, thank you.

453. I mean, well...

454. Thanks.

455. Sure, babe.

456. You want to go out with me on Saturday night?

457. It's not a good time.

458. I'd only say yes 'cause I felt I owed you something.

459. That's cool with me.

460. Maybe some other time.

461. Well, o.K.

462. Good night, hilary.

463. No, wait.

464. All a part of my plan.