1. Let's take five, guys.Copy !req
2. Will, was that
really necessary?Copy !req
3. Oh, I'm sorry, Carlton.Copy !req
4. You-you thought
I was laughin' at you?Copy !req
5. That's what it sounded like.Copy !req
6. Oh, no, no, no, no,
see, when I laugh at youCopy !req
7. it's more like this.Copy !req
8. Just for future reference.Copy !req
9. Man, y'all butchered
that song.Copy !req
10. Hey, C, I'm tellin' you,
if the CommodoresCopy !req
11. heard you singin', they'd
tie you down to the tracksCopy !req
12. and run you over
with the Soul Train.Copy !req
13. You know, I can understand
why you're threatened.Copy !req
14. After all, you two possess
absolutely no musical ability.Copy !req
15. Face it, you're so jealous,
you're green.Copy !req
16. Alright, but just out
of curiosity, CarltonCopy !req
17. what color are you?Copy !req
18. Oh, here we go again.Copy !req
19. Look, just because I grew up
in the best neighborhoodsCopy !req
20. and pronounce the I-N-G's
at the end of my wordsCopy !req
21. doesn't make me
any less black than you.Copy !req
22. No. It's that tie
that does it.Copy !req
23. Look, face it, C,
I'm tellin' youCopy !req
24. if you went down
to Jazz's neighborhoodCopy !req
25. lookin' the way you lookCopy !req
26. and talkin' the way you talkCopy !req
27. you wouldn't come home
walkin' the way you walk.Copy !req
28. And what neighborhood
is that?Copy !req
29. I-in Compton.Copy !req
30. And if you can make it thereCopy !req
31. you'll make it anywhere.Copy !req
32. I'd do just fine
and dandy in ComptonCopy !req
33. thank you very much.Copy !req
34. You know, C, talk is cheap.Copy !req
35. What do you say to a bet?Copy !req
36. Name it.Copy !req
37. I'll bet you, you wouldn't
last a day in Compton.Copy !req
38. Alright, and if I doCopy !req
39. you have to stop makin'
those cheap shots at me.Copy !req
40. Gee, I don't know. That's my
whole reason for livin'.Copy !req
41. Better make it two days.Copy !req
42. Two days, piece of cake.Copy !req
43. And I guarantee,
when I get to ComptonCopy !req
44. I'll fit right in.Copy !req
45. Damn, why didn't we bet money?Copy !req
46. Hello, everybody.Copy !req
47. It looks like the working girl
is poised for a promotion.Copy !req
48. Oh, what's up, sweetheart?Copy !req
49. I just sold my first picture
at the art gallery.Copy !req
50. I think I'm going
to get a raise.Copy !req
51. Excellent, Ms. Hilary.Copy !req
52. You must let me know
what that feels like.Copy !req
53. Carlton, if you want to go
to ComptonCopy !req
54. I mean, you gotta
go through with this.Copy !req
55. But I've never lied
to my parents.Copy !req
56. It even gave me the williesCopy !req
57. when beaver used to do it.Copy !req
58. Alright, look, fine.
Well, well, the bet's off, then.Copy !req
59. Man, it's about to be
diss-fest '91 around here.Copy !req
60. And I feel one comin' on now.Copy !req
61. Alright, alright, I'll do
it.Copy !req
62. - Hi, Aunt Viv.
- Hi, guys.Copy !req
63. Hi, mom, uh, dad,
did you signCopy !req
64. our permission slips yet?Copy !req
65. I'm sorry, son. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
66. I'm talking about
two weeks agoCopy !req
67. when Will and I gave you
a permission slipCopy !req
68. for our field trip
this weekend.Copy !req
69. You said you'll think about
it
and sign it later.Copy !req
70. It doesn't ring a bell.Copy !req
71. Dad, you're always
saying how importantCopy !req
72. these opportunities are.Copy !req
73. And then when they come up,
you completely ignore them.Copy !req
74. It's like you don't even care.Copy !req
75. - Philip?
- Oh... I remember.Copy !req
76. Where are you goin', baby?Copy !req
77. Mr. Fels is takin' the English
class to San FranciscoCopy !req
78. to visit Mark Twain's houseCopy !req
79. and all the literary sites.Copy !req
80. I don't know.
I thought it was important.Copy !req
81. Philip, how could you forget
something like that?Copy !req
82. I didn't forget, Vivian.Copy !req
83. Now, where did I put those
permission slips?Copy !req
84. Dad, don't bother looking.Copy !req
85. I found it in the trash canCopy !req
86. underneath a banana.Copy !req
87. Philip!Copy !req
88. Honestly, forgetting
your son and nephew like that.Copy !req
89. Here you are, guys.Copy !req
90. - Thanks, dad.
- Thanks a lot, Uncle Phil.Copy !req
91. I mean, really, PhilipCopy !req
92. I think you ought to review
your priorities.Copy !req
93. I'm goin' straight to hell.Copy !req
94. Well, here we are, C.
Jazz's crib.Copy !req
95. Crib, house,
dwelling, domicile.Copy !req
96. H-how did you know that?Copy !req
97. Hip-hop flash cards?Copy !req
98. I made them myself.
I've been crammin' all
night.Copy !req
99. I just hope I can get it
out of my headCopy !req
100. before I take the SATs.Copy !req
101. - Yo, J.
- Prince.Copy !req
102. - Shh.
- Shh.Copy !req
103. Hi, roomie. Ah..Copy !req
104. That's called leavin' me hangingCopy !req
105. because my hand is literally
left hanging in the air.Copy !req
106. - Ah, my brothers. A-roof!
- A-roof!Copy !req
107. Yo, I want you to meet
Boomps, Vidal, and Tiny.Copy !req
108. - My cousin Carlton.
- A-roof!Copy !req
109. What was that all about?Copy !req
110. Well, where do I put my things?Copy !req
111. Oh, uh, let me have my
butler
get them.Copy !req
112. Sorry.Copy !req
113. I crack myself up.Copy !req
114. No, you can put them
on the floorCopy !req
115. but, um, watch out for my carpetCopy !req
116. 'cause it's imported
from Persia.Copy !req
117. I could do this all day.Copy !req
118. Just take them to the bedroom.Copy !req
119. Ah, well, now that
Carlton's unpackedCopy !req
120. I could go for grub.Copy !req
121. Oh, what do I do
till you guys get back?Copy !req
122. Well, let's see.Copy !req
123. Ah! Chill.Copy !req
124. - What's up?
- Oh, don't mind me.Copy !req
125. I'm just here on a bet.Copy !req
126. Just give me a little time
to acclimate myself.Copy !req
127. Applegate? Yo, that sounds
like a school word.Copy !req
128. You know, I don't like
school words.Copy !req
129. I can't applegate
myself to 'em.Copy !req
130. - That's very funny.
- It ain't supposed to be.Copy !req
131. - Sorry.
- I don't like you.Copy !req
132. Well, that's kind of
a snap decision, isn't it?Copy !req
133. I mean, you've hardly had
time
to form an opinion.Copy !req
134. Oh, oh, that's real mature.Copy !req
135. 'Everybody, put your hands
in the air!'Copy !req
136. What was that all about?Copy !req
137. - Yo, fellas!
- A-roof!Copy !req
138. Yo, my brother,
you want to buy a Gucci bag?Copy !req
139. Sorry, my sister already has
about eight of them.Copy !req
140. - Twenty dollars? Two dollars?
- I'm really not—Copy !req
141. - I don't really—
- Fifty cents!Copy !req
142. - What are you talking about?
- Twenty cents.Copy !req
143. Twenty cents. That's not a real
Gucci bag, is it?Copy !req
144. Yeah, well, maybe it is.
Maybe it ain't.Copy !req
145. Alright, look..Copy !req
146. homey.Copy !req
147. You're never going
to sell bags that way.Copy !req
148. Now maybe if you went out
and bought yourselfCopy !req
149. a well-tailored suit
and lost the earringCopy !req
150. then you'd look like
a real salesman.Copy !req
151. And that grammar.. Sheesh!Copy !req
152. What?Copy !req
153. Are you trying to suggest
that I don't knowCopy !req
154. how to run my business?Copy !req
155. Oh, look, Jazz, I just feel bad
for Carlton, man.Copy !req
156. What does he know
about livin' in the 'hood?Copy !req
157. I just spent
half the ride over hereCopy !req
158. trying to convince him
not to say dy-no-mite!Copy !req
159. I mean, I just feel like
I'm tossing himCopy !req
160. to the lions or something, man.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
161. The Detroit Lions still got
those cheerleaders?Copy !req
162. Open the door, man.Copy !req
163. (man on TV)
'Yes, that's right.'Copy !req
164. 'You can buy property
for no money down!'Copy !req
165. Yo, what's up?Copy !req
166. Ca-Carlton..Copy !req
167. what the hell
are you wearing?Copy !req
168. Yo, this?Copy !req
169. Carlton, you look
like a pirate.Copy !req
170. Yo, stop frontin'.
You know this gear is chill.Copy !req
171. Why-why are you
talking like that?Copy !req
172. Yo, how you playin' me, Prince?Copy !req
173. - What?
- Yo, you dissin' me.Copy !req
174. Come on, man, stop it!Copy !req
175. Hey, Prince,
lay off of him, man.Copy !req
176. - We like C-note.
- C-note?Copy !req
177. Yeah, he was a little stiffCopy !req
178. but he's comin' around.Copy !req
179. Yeah. He's helping us
with our business.Copy !req
180. Hey, C-note, how do I
figure my net worth?Copy !req
181. Yo, how many times
I got to tell you?Copy !req
182. Write your questions down.Copy !req
183. I'll hook you up later.Copy !req
184. I'm sorry.
That was rude of me, man.Copy !req
185. Yo, we cool.Copy !req
186. They love me.Copy !req
187. Jazz, tell me that
this isn't happening.Copy !req
188. I don't know, Prince. Man,
I'm starting to like him,
too.Copy !req
189. Hey, yo, C, I wanna
thank you for that tip.Copy !req
190. I'm going to go out and get me
some of them douche marks.Copy !req
191. - That's Deutsche marks.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
192. Yo, check it out, C,
I'm leaving, right.Copy !req
193. I'mma get get back with you
later, so you're gonnaCopy !req
194. help me open
that Schwab account.Copy !req
195. Peace.Copy !req
196. C-note, are you still comin'Copy !req
197. to MacArthur Park
tomorrow night?Copy !req
198. - Yo, I'm with it.
- Hey..Copy !req
199. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hold on, hold on.Copy !req
200. You're going to MacArthur
Park
at night?Copy !req
201. Yeah. My squad's going to sell
some Gucci bags.Copy !req
202. It's a sales bonanza.Copy !req
203. Sorry. There's no hip-hop word
for sales bonanza.Copy !req
204. C, I don't go
to MacArthur Park.Copy !req
205. What's up, Will?Copy !req
206. Not man enough to swing
with the brothers?Copy !req
207. Get over here, man!Copy !req
208. Look, you have no idea
what MacArthur Park is like.Copy !req
209. It's dangerous, man.Copy !req
210. Oh, Will, if there's any danger,
I'll call the park rangers.Copy !req
211. It's not
that kind of park, Boo-Boo.Copy !req
212. Look, listen,
people get killed there.Copy !req
213. Look, you have no ideaCopy !req
214. what you're gettin'
yourself into.Copy !req
215. I know exactly what
I'm getting myself into.Copy !req
216. Look, I'm tired of you
always talking down on me, Will.Copy !req
217. I'm gonna win our bet,
and you'll never be ableCopy !req
218. to make fun of me again.Copy !req
219. Look, you know what? You know
what? The bet is off,
Carlton.Copy !req
220. It's off.
Come on, let's go home.Copy !req
221. Hey, leave C-note alone, man.Copy !req
222. He ain't leavin'
till he does my taxes.Copy !req
223. Yo.Copy !req
224. I'm going to sleep
on the floor.Copy !req
225. Mom, when are Carlton and Will
coming home from their trip?Copy !req
226. They should be here
any minute, sweetie.Copy !req
227. Ah, these two days
have just flown right by.Copy !req
228. Geoffrey, did you really enjoy
having WillCopy !req
229. out of the house that much?Copy !req
230. The closest I'll ever get
to a bonus.Copy !req
231. Yo, my squad, what's up?Copy !req
232. Carlton?Copy !req
233. What happened to you?
Weren't you on your school trip?Copy !req
234. Yo, I'm quittin' school.
That's for suckers.Copy !req
235. Startin' my own business.Copy !req
236. You know, I can get $20
for this china dog.Copy !req
237. - No, you won't!
- Two dollars.Copy !req
238. - Who's responsible for this?
- Listen, I can explain!Copy !req
239. - Will! Aah!
- Stop!Copy !req
240. 'This is the police! Carlton,
come out with your hands up!'Copy !req
241. You'll never take me alive!Copy !req
242. 'Is Hilary ready yet?'Copy !req
243. - Would you like me to get her?
- Could you, please?Copy !req
244. I don't know
what takes her so long.Copy !req
245. We're never this late
for church.Copy !req
246. Has anybody seen Geoffrey
this morning?Copy !req
247. - No. Why?
- Just wondering where he is.Copy !req
248. Philip, his weekends
are his own.Copy !req
249. It's none of our business
where he goes.Copy !req
250. - Geoffrey?
- Madam.Copy !req
251. I assumed you'd be
in church by now.Copy !req
252. Maybe you'd care to join us.Copy !req
253. Upon reflection,
perhaps I should.Copy !req
254. Fine, I'm ready to go,
but we can't drive too fastCopy !req
255. because things haven't set yet.Copy !req
256. Well, if we hurry right now,
maybe we'll get thereCopy !req
257. before the service starts,
but I'm afraidCopy !req
258. we still are gonna have to
sit
toward the back.Copy !req
259. The back row? Oh, no.Copy !req
260. The light is completely
different there.Copy !req
261. I have to change.Copy !req
262. Unc-Uncle Phil, Aunt VivCopy !req
263. look, I'm glad I caught you.Copy !req
264. Will, why aren't you
in San Francisco?Copy !req
265. Where's Carlton?Copy !req
266. Okay, look, before I tell
you
that, Uncle Phil. I just—Copy !req
267. Where's Carlton?Copy !req
268. - In Compton.
- Compton?Copy !req
269. What is he doing
in Compton?Copy !req
270. - A very bad imitation of me.
- What?Copy !req
271. Look, look, he just started
trippin', Aunt Vivs.Copy !req
272. See, we had this bet thatCopy !req
273. he couldn't hang out
in the 'hood.Copy !req
274. And he's just taking it
too far.Copy !req
275. He's going to MacArthur Park
tonightCopy !req
276. to sell Korean Gucci bags.Copy !req
277. MacArthur Park?Copy !req
278. - Where is he right now?
- He's down at Jazz's crib.Copy !req
279. I am going down there
and I am bringing my baby back.Copy !req
280. Oh, Vivian! Vivian! Vivian!Copy !req
281. Calm down.Copy !req
282. Now, nobody's going anywhere..Copy !req
283. except Will.Copy !req
284. Will? That's me.
Where I'm going?Copy !req
285. You're going down to Jazz'sCopy !req
286. and you're going to bring
Carlton back hereCopy !req
287. by the time
we're back from church.Copy !req
288. Now, look, see, I can't exactly
do that, Uncle Phil.Copy !req
289. It's just the way things work
down in the 'hood.Copy !req
290. You know, it's like,
if a brother comes betweenCopy !req
291. a brother and his brothersCopy !req
292. then that brother
is considered a mother.Copy !req
293. I will tell you
who's a mother. Me.Copy !req
294. And I'm going down there
and I am bringing my baby back.Copy !req
295. Vivian!Copy !req
296. Put your earrings back on.Copy !req
297. Will, I don't care
how this makes you lookCopy !req
298. to your friends.Copy !req
299. I-I'm tired of bailing you out.Copy !req
300. Why should I always
be the heavy?Copy !req
301. No. I'm in enough
trouble as it is.Copy !req
302. Vivian.Copy !req
303. - Carlton.
- Shh! Grab a seat, man.Copy !req
304. Dude's about to explain
variable rate mortgages.Copy !req
305. Look, later. Carlton,
you got to come home.Copy !req
306. - I'm not leavin'.
- Look, listen, man.Copy !req
307. I called Aunt Viv to tell
herCopy !req
308. how we was doing
in San Francisco.Copy !req
309. She gave me some
bad news, man.Copy !req
310. This Geoffrey, he fell down the
back steps, split his wig, man.Copy !req
311. We gotta go the hospital.Copy !req
312. - Knock it off, Will.
- Man, I'm not lying, man.Copy !req
313. The whole family's
down at the hospital.Copy !req
314. You can do what you want.
I'm going down there.Copy !req
315. - You're serious?
- Yes!Copy !req
316. - C-note, you better go, man.
- Yeah. Later.Copy !req
317. My condolences.Copy !req
318. Great. Let's go.Copy !req
319. - Carlton!
- Mom!Copy !req
320. Aunt Viv,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
321. What does it look like
I'm doing here?Copy !req
322. - I came to get my boy.
- Mom, I can explain.Copy !req
323. We were on our way
to San FranciscoCopy !req
324. when I realized I had
a sociology report—Copy !req
325. Don't even try, Carlton.Copy !req
326. - Will told me everything.
- Ooh.Copy !req
327. - It-it was a bet.
- A bet? I don't care.Copy !req
328. Carlton, you are not going
to MacArthur Park tonight.Copy !req
329. In fact, none of you are goingCopy !req
330. to MacArthur Park tonight.Copy !req
331. - Wait a minute.
- Boy, do not test me.Copy !req
332. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
333. Carlton, Will, get your things.Copy !req
334. I will be waiting
downstairs in the car.Copy !req
335. And another thing,
this place is a disgrace!Copy !req
336. You have a trash can, honey.
Use it!Copy !req
337. You went home
and told mom and dad?Copy !req
338. You dimed him out.Copy !req
339. Wait, wait, h-h-hold up.
I did the right thing.Copy !req
340. Carlton was acting
irresponsibly.Copy !req
341. Carlton was acting what?Copy !req
342. In Cosby?
Prince used a school word.Copy !req
343. You 5-0'd your own cousin.Copy !req
344. Yo, man, you gettin' soft.
Sellout.Copy !req
345. Hey, man, you about
to catch an eye-jamming.Copy !req
346. You're getting a little
pale on us, ain't you?Copy !req
347. My brother, you want to take
this outside?Copy !req
348. Yo, yo, Prince, chill out.Copy !req
349. Hey, J, I can't let him
say that stuff about me, man.Copy !req
350. Maybe now you know
what it feels like.Copy !req
351. Wow, what's it like to be
in this much trouble?Copy !req
352. Why don't you ask Will?
He's been there before.Copy !req
353. Well, they're going to do
all the talking anyway.Copy !req
354. So you just pretty much nod
and say, "I'm sorry."Copy !req
355. Uh-oh, and cry if you can.Copy !req
356. Have mom and dad
talked to you yet?Copy !req
357. Uh, no, but I think I heard
Uncle Phil upstairsCopy !req
358. testin' his belts out.Copy !req
359. Look, guys,
I know you're worriedCopy !req
360. but earlier I was upstairs
with mom and dadCopy !req
361. and even though
they were initially upsetCopy !req
362. now I really think
they're willingCopy !req
363. to overlook the whole thing.Copy !req
364. - Really?
- What, are you kidding?Copy !req
365. They're going to kill you guys.Copy !req
366. Alright, guys.Copy !req
367. Stand up.Copy !req
368. Okay, this is new.Copy !req
369. The only way
we're going to make itCopy !req
370. is if we stick together.Copy !req
371. - Explain.
- It's all Carlton's fault.Copy !req
372. Will started it.Copy !req
373. You the one got down there
and started tripping.Copy !req
374. Well, you're the one
who made the bet!Copy !req
375. But it was your idea
in the first place!Copy !req
376. - Yeah, but you're the one—
- Hold it!Copy !req
377. I am ashamed of you two.Copy !req
378. Not only did you lie to usCopy !req
379. but you put yourselves
in danger for a stupid bet.Copy !req
380. But, mom, we were
never in any real danger.Copy !req
381. Well, you are now.Copy !req
382. Uncle Phil, at-at this junctureCopy !req
383. I just want to ask, is, like,
one of us in any more troubleCopy !req
384. than the other?Copy !req
385. Will, you are the one
who started this whole
thing.Copy !req
386. - I-I'm sorry, Aunt Viv.
- I'm sorry?Copy !req
387. How many times
are we gonna hear that?Copy !req
388. When are you going to start
taking responsibilityCopy !req
389. for your actions? When are you
going to grow up, boy?Copy !req
390. I'm sorry, Aunt Viv.Copy !req
391. Will, sit down.Copy !req
392. Now none of this would have
happened if you hadn't insistedCopy !req
393. on making fun of your cousin.Copy !req
394. Now, you know, for a person
who's always going aroundCopy !req
395. saying, "I wish people would
let me act the way I want"Copy !req
396. you are awfully hard on Carlton.Copy !req
397. - That was my point.
- That's no excuse, Carlton.Copy !req
398. Just because Will teases youCopy !req
399. you have to do
something this foolish?Copy !req
400. Dad, I know it seemed foolish,
but I had to show himCopy !req
401. that I had the courage
to survive down there.Copy !req
402. That's not courage.Copy !req
403. Courage is being
the way you areCopy !req
404. no matter what anybody
says about you.Copy !req
405. Will teases meCopy !req
406. but you don't see me goingCopy !req
407. "Yo, yo, yo, homey, yo."Copy !req
408. There's no "yo"
at the end of it.Copy !req
409. I'm pretty sure of it.Copy !req
410. Well, I'm glad you two had such
a fun time down in the 'hoodCopy !req
411. because we're going
to have a fun timeCopy !req
412. dreaming up your punishment.Copy !req
413. Peace out.Copy !req
414. Yo, I'mma go test
the lock on my door.Copy !req
415. Goodnight, Carlton.Copy !req
416. What do you mean, goodnight?Copy !req
417. This is my time to gloat.Copy !req
418. - Gloat?
- I won the bet.Copy !req
419. I humiliated you
in front of your peers.Copy !req
420. Plus, you said
I couldn't handle ComptonCopy !req
421. and I did. I'd say
it's time to gloat.Copy !req
422. Goodnight, Carlton.Copy !req
423. See, you're just embarrassedCopy !req
424. because I beat you
at your own game.Copy !req
425. Look, I've never judged you
for bein' the way you areCopy !req
426. but you always act
like I don't measure upCopy !req
427. to some rule of blackness
that you carry around.Copy !req
428. H-h-h-hold up, wait, wait.
You don't judge me?Copy !req
429. You do everything but carry
a big, old gavel around.Copy !req
430. I mean, you treat me
like some kind of idiotCopy !req
431. just 'cause I talk
different.Copy !req
432. Differently.Copy !req
433. Goodnight, Carlton.Copy !req
434. Well, just so I don't need
to tell you laterCopy !req
435. I did win the bet.Copy !req
436. - Well, no, you did not.
- Yes, I did.Copy !req
437. No, no, wait, our bet was
that
you couldn't spendCopy !req
438. the weekend in Compton,
and you didn't.Copy !req
439. That's only because
you came and got me.Copy !req
440. 'Cause if I hadn't
come and got youCopy !req
441. you'd have got yourself killed.Copy !req
442. And why was that
important to you?Copy !req
443. Pfft! It wasn't.Copy !req
444. Yes, it was. Admit it, Will.
You care about me.Copy !req
445. I do not.Copy !req
446. You do. You like me.Copy !req
447. You like havin' me around.Copy !req
448. Hey, Carlton,
take it back, man.Copy !req
449. Face it.Copy !req
450. You just gotta face it.Copy !req
451. You love me.Copy !req
452. My brother, you want
to take this outside?Copy !req