1. ARE YOU GUYS JUST
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2. ASHLEY, THIS IS FOR SCHOOL.
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3. AND OUR SPOKESMODEL WINNER IS...
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4. RANDY!
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5. YES! YES!
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6. OH, I KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO WIN.
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7. LOOK, I KNOW YOU TWO
HAVEN'T HAD DATES IN A WHILE,
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8. BUT HOW DESPERATE CAN YOU GET?
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9. WELL, I KNOW HOW
DESPERATE I CAN GET.
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10. HOW ABOUT YOU, CARL?
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11. SKY'S THE LIMIT.
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13. I DON'T KNOW, CARLTON, MAN.
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14. IT SURE HAS BEEN A LONG
TIME SINCE I HAD A GIRL.
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15. HMM. TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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16. LAST FRIDAY,
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17. THE SCHOOL NURSE
STARTED LOOKING GOOD TO ME.
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18. YEAH, MAN, THERE'S
SOMETHING ABOUT
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19. HOW THEM FAT ANKLES ROLL
OVER THEM SQUEAKY WHITE SHOES.
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20. WILL YOU GET READY FOR DINNER?
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21. THIS GIRL'S GOING TO
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
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22. GIRL? GIRL?
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23. KAYLA SAMUELS.
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24. SHE'S A SCHOLARSHIP STUDENT,
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25. AND SHE HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
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26. SHE JUST NEEDS TO BE
POINTED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
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27. WHAT'S SHE LIKE?
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28. OH, SHE'S A LOVELY GIRL.
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29. RED FLAG.
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30. YO, WHAT'S UP?
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31. MOM'S SPEAKING THE SECRET
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32. WHEN SHE SAYS "LOVELY GIRL,"
THAT MEANS "GET OUT THE MILK BONES."
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33. CARLTON, PLEASE.
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34. I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR HER.
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36. TO MAKE HER FEEL WELCOME.
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37. WE WILL, AUNT VIVIAN.
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38. SHE'S A DARLING GIRL
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39. WITH A NICE PERSONALITY.
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40. UH-OH. I KNOW THAT ONE.
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41. WHAT ONE?
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42. YEAH. "NICE PERSONALITY"
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43. MEANS SHE'S PROTECTED
BY GREENPEACE.
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44. WHAT I MEANT WAS,
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45. KAYLA'S A VERY INTERESTING GIRL.
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46. SHE WAS A NATIONAL MERIT SCHOLAR
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47. CAPTAIN OF HER MATH TEAM,
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48. AND PRESIDENT OF HER
HIGH SCHOOL'S FRENCH CLUB.
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49. WELL, THERE YOU
HAVE IT, AUNT VIV.
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50. I MEAN, WE WOULDN'T HAVE
NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
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51. I'M NOT THAT GOOD IN MATH,
AND I DON'T SPEAK NO FRENCH.
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52. MISS KAYLA SAMUELS.
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53. VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER
AVEC MOI CE SOIR?
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54. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY WARNER HOME VIDEO
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55. SO KAYLA, I UNDERSTAND
YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK?
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56. THAT'S RIGHT.
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57. OH, I LOVE NEW YORK.
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58. 5th AVENUE, THE PLAZA HOTEL,
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59. TRUMP TOWER.
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60. WHEREABOUTS ARE YOU FROM?
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61. HARLEM.
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62. OH.
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63. IS IT NICE?
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64. KAYLA WAS VALEDICTORIAN
OF HER HIGH SCHOOL.
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65. WELL, THEN, WE HAVE
A LOT IN COMMON.
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66. WE'RE BOTH HONOR STUDENTS.
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67. BUT WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON.
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68. WE'RE BOTH ATTRACTIVE
HUMAN BEINGS
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69. OF NORMAL HEIGHT.
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70. DINNER IS SERVED.
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71. THANK YOU, GEOFFREY.
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72. SO, UH, WHO'S THAT ENGLISH DUDE?
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73. OH, GEOFFREY?
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74. YEAH, HE'S DOWN WITH MY POSSE.
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75. YOU KNOW, HE CUTS A NICE
FADE, SO I KEEP HIM AROUND.
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76. WELL, DON'T THAT MAKE YOU LARGE.
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77. HOO-OO-OO.
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78. WILL, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
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79. WHEN YOU GROW UP, CARLTON,
WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE THAT LITTLE TALK.
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80. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
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81. YOU WON'T GET TO
FIRST BASE WITH HER.
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82. TO BORROW A PHRASE
FROM YOUR STREET LINGO,
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83. SHE HIT YOU WITH
A PRETTY HARD DISK.
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84. THE WORD IS DIS.
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85. WELL, I DON'T CARE WHETHER
IT'S DIS, DAT, OR THE OTHER THING.
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86. WILL, SHE GOES TO COLLEGE.
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87. SHE'S NOT A GIRL. SHE'S A WOMAN.
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88. THEY DON'T GO OUT
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89. LOOK, MAYBE NOT OUT HERE,
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90. BUT KAYLA AND I ARE BOTH
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91. STRAIGHT OUT THE 'HOOD, MAN.
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92. WHERE WE COME FROM,
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93. AGE DON'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE.
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94. 17, 21, 33...
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95. THEY'RE ALL IN THE SAME GRADE.
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96. PROFESSOR, THANKS.
I HAVE TO SAY THAT
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97. YOUR SHAKESPEARE CLASS IS MY
FAVORITE COURSE THIS SEMESTER.
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98. WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE PLAY SO FAR?
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99. HENRY V.
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100. AND YOU KNOW, THAT'S SURPRISING
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101. BECAUSE SEQUELS TEND
TO BE A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING.
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102. DID YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH ROCKY V?
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103. ANYWAY...
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104. HENRY V REALLY DEALS
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105. WITH SHAKESPEARE'S
MOST INTERESTING THEMES.
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106. I'VE ALWAYS FAVORED
ROMEO AND JULIET,
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107. WHICH IS BASED ON THE
INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY
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108. OF SERVANTS OVER
THOSE THEY SERVE.
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109. WELL, MY FAVORITE
SHAKESPEARE PLAY IS KING LEAR.
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110. THE STORY OF A
STRONG, LOVING FATHER
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111. DESTROYED BY HIS CHILDREN.
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112. WELL, HAMLET IS MY FAVORITE.
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113. REALLY, SWEETHEART?
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART?
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114. MOTHER, ARE YOU KIDDING?
MEL GIBSON IN TIGHTS?
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115. HAMLET DOES HAVE SOME OF
SHAKESPEARE'S MOST COMPELLING POETRY.
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116. YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF POETRY,
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117. DO YOU KNOW WHO IS A
VERY, A VERY SERIOUS POET?
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118. THE INTELLIGENT HOODLUM.
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119. I JUST GOT HIS
TAPE. IT'S UPSTAIRS.
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120. DUDE BE DROPPING SCIENCE.
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121. I DON'T THINK WE'RE
COVERING HIM THIS SEMESTER.
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122. YOU'RE DOING GREAT, WILL.
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123. NOW BRING IT HOME.
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124. YOU KNOW,
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125. I WENT ON A SCHOOL
TRIP TO SEE A MUSICAL
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126. BASED ON A SHAKESPEARE
PLAY. KISS ME KATE.
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127. ASHLEY, THAT WAS
BASED ON SHAKESPEARE'S
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128. TAMING OF THE SHREW.
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129. HEY, YOU KNOW, IN OUR
BUILDING BACK IN WEST PHILLY,
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130. WE HAD A WILD SHREW ONCE.
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131. YOU KNOW, HE JUST CRAWLED
OUT FROM UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK.
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132. YO, DUDE WAS, LIKE, THIS BIG.
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133. STOLE A SMITHFIELD HAM
FROM MY UNCLE LEROY.
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134. WILL, I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE...
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135. NO, NO. GO AHEAD.
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136. I WAS INVITED TO MY
ENGLISH PROFESSOR'S HOME.
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137. I WAS ENJOYING AN INTERESTING
DISCUSSION ON SHAKESPEARE.
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138. I DID NOT COME TO DISCUSS
ROCKY, RAP, AND RODENTS.
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139. AND IF YOU'RE DOING THIS
FOR MY BENEFIT, I'M SORRY.
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140. I THINK IT'S VERY JUVENILE.
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141. AND I'M NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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142. WORKED LIKE A CHARM, WILL.
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143. HELLO.
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144. HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAR KEYS?
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145. VIVIEN, HOW MANY TIMES DO
WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS?
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146. LET'S RETRACE YOUR STEPS.
WHEN DID YOU LAST HAVE THEM?
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147. LAST NIGHT.
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148. OK. WHEN LAST NIGHT?
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149. WHEN I SAID, "YES, PHILIP, YOU
CAN BORROW MY CAR KEYS."
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150. DADDY, IF YOU'RE ALWAYS
LOSING YOUR KEYS,
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151. YOU SHOULD USE MY SYSTEM.
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152. WHAT'S THAT?
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153. OK, LIKE, I WAS ALWAYS
LOSING MY CAR KEYS.
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154. SO I WENT DOWN TO THE KEY
STORE AND HAD 30 COPIES MADE.
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155. THAT WAY, WHEN I LOSE A KEY,
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156. I ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
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157. AND NEXT MONTH, I
DO THE SAME THING.
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158. THAT'S YOUR SYSTEM?
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159. ABSOLUTELY. AND I DO THE
SAME THING WITH OUR HOUSE KEY.
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160. YOU MEAN, THERE ARE COPIES OF
OUR HOUSE KEY ALL OVER LOS ANGELES?
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161. DON'T WORRY, DADDY.
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162. I PUT OUR NAME AND
ADDRESS ON ALL OF THEM.
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163. COME ON, PHILIP. WE GOT
TO FIND THOSE CAR KEYS.
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164. KAYLA'S GONNA BE
HERE ANY MINUTE.
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165. I PROMISED HER I'D TAKE HER TO
A POETRY READING DOWN AT USC.
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166. AND I DON'T WANNA BE LATE.
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167. OH, NO. HOLD ON. WAIT.
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168. KAYLA'S COMING OVER HERE?
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169. LOOK, I'M OUTTA HERE.
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170. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR
THAT GIRL'S NAME AGAIN.
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171. FINE, WILL. WE DON'T
HAVE TO TALK ABOUT HER.
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172. GOOD.
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173. YOU KNOW WHAT MY
BEEF WITH KAYLA IS?
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174. WILL, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT KAYLA.
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175. OH, THERE'S KAYLA.
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176. OH, GREAT. THIS IS GREAT.
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177. LOOK, I'M OUTTA
HERE. I'M LEAVING.
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178. MISS KAYLA SAMUELS.
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179. WE'LL LEAVE AS SOON
AS WE FIND THE CAR KEYS.
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180. MOM, MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST DRIVE AROUND TOWN
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181. AND LOOK FOR HILARY'S KEYS.
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182. UH, KAYLA.
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183. YES.
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184. LOOK, I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
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185. FOR MY BEHAVIOR AT
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186. YOU KNOW, I WAS KIDDING AROUND,
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187. AND I TOOK IT A LITTLE TOO FAR.
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188. THAT'S OK.
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189. UM...
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190. I JUST HAD ONE
QUESTION, YOU KNOW?
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191. UH, I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO
PERSONAL OR ANYTHING.
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192. WHAT IS IT?
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193. WELL, HAVE YOU ALWAYS
BEEN THIS STUCK UP,
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194. OR DID IT TAKE, LIKE,
YEARS OF PRACTICE?
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195. YOU CALLIN' ME STUCK UP?
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196. YOU THE ONE THAT'S STUCK UP.
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197. ME? THAT'S RIGHT, MY BROTHER.
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198. WALKING AROUND
FRONTIN' LIKE YOU ALL THAT.
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199. OH, EXCUSE... EXCUSE
ME, MISS MADAM.
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200. BUT YOU ARE THE ONE
FRONTIN' LIKE YOU ALL THAT
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201. WHEN IN ACTUALITY, YOU'RE
ABOUT THAT MUCH OF THAT.
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202. YOU SO STUCK UP,
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203. THAT YOUR FINGERS GOTTA
MAKE AN APPOINTMENT
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204. TO SCRATCH YOUR DAMN HEAD.
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205. YOUR MAMA.
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206. MY MAMA? OH, WHAT ABOUT MY MAMA?
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207. YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, THAT THEY
SHOWED HER A PICTURE OF HER FEET,
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208. AND SHE COULDN'T IDENTIFY 'EM.
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209. YEAH. OK. WHAT... WHAT...
YOU... YOU KNOW WHAT?
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210. YOUR MAMA'S SO DUMB,
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211. SHE WENT TO THE MOVIES.
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212. IT SAID "UNDER 17 NOT ADMITTED,"
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213. SO SHE WENT HOME AND
GOT 16 OF HER FRIENDS.
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214. I... I SHOULDN'T BE
TALKING ABOUT YOUR MAMA.
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215. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR MAMA...
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216. HAVING SUCH AN UGLY CHILD.
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217. SAY WHAT?
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218. YOU'RE SO UGLY, SHE TIED A
PORK CHOP AROUND YOUR NECK
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219. JUST SO THE DOG
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220. WELL... WELL, YOU SO UGLY,
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221. YOUR MAMA HAD TO FEED
YOU WITH A SLINGSHOT.
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222. YOU SO UGLY, THAT AIN'T
A FADE ON YOUR HEAD.
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223. THAT'S YOUR HAIR RUNNIN'
AWAY FROM YOUR FACE.
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224. OH, REALLY?
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225. WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT? YOU SO UGLY...
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226. NO, NO, NO. THIS
IS A GOOD ONE...
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227. YOU ARE SO UGLY...
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228. THAT IF YOU...
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229. DAMN, BABY. YOU SO FINE.
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230. I... I WOULD KISS YOU,
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231. BUT I JUST HAD A CHILI DOG.
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232. AH, GUG-GUG-GUG-
GUG-GUG-GUG-GUG-GUG.
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233. HAPPY TWO-WEEK
ANNIVERSARY, OLIVE OYL.
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234. OH, THANK YOU, POPEYE.
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235. THESE ARE REALLY PRETTY.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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236. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MY
NEIGHBOR'S GARDENER SAID.
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237. MAN, LOOK LIKE YOU BEEN
STUDYIN' WITH THE HARDNESS.
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238. YOU EVER FILLED YOUR HEAD
WITH SO MUCH INFORMATION
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239. YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BUST?
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240. NO.
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241. BUT, YOU KNOW, I ONCE GOT UP TO
THE THIRD LEVEL OF SUPER MARIO BROS.
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242. AND, YO, IT WAS HECTIC UP THERE.
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243. WELL, I HAVE A LOT
MORE READING TO DO.
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244. OH, NO, NO. THAT'S COOL. GO AHEAD.
I GOT SOME STUFF TO DO ANYWAY.
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245. WILL, I'M STUDYING.
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246. SO AM I.
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247. DAMN, I'M ALMOST
READY FOR THE TEST.
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248. COME ON, HONEY.
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249. A BIG SHAKESPEARE
EXAM'S COMING UP.
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250. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
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251. OK. ALL RIGHT.
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252. READ ME A PASSAGE
FROM THIS BOOK,
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253. AND I'LL TRY TO
IDENTIFY THE PLAY.
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254. ALL RIGHT.
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255. YOU CAN'T CHEAT.
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256. I'LL MOVE BACK.
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257. HERE WE GO.
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258. YOU AIN'T GOING TO
NEVER GET THIS ONE.
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259. "ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE
ART THOU, ROMEO?"
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260. AH.
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261. AHEM.
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262. "THE WEIGHT OF THIS SAD TIME
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263. "WE MUST OBEY.
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264. SPEAK WHAT WE FEEL, NOT
WHAT WE OUGHT TO SAY."
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265. THAT IS...
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266. UM...
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267. ALBANY, ACT V, SCENE III,
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268. KING LEAR.
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269. DAMN, YOU'RE GOOD.
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270. WELL, NOT REALLY.
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271. THESE CHILDREN HAVE STUDIED
SHAKESPEARE SINCE THE 9th GRADE.
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272. I'M JUST CATCHING UP.
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273. COME ON, BABY. STOP TRIPPIN'.
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274. HEY, LOOK, YOU THE
SMARTEST GIRL I EVER KNOWN.
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275. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU USIN'
THEM MILLION DOLLAR WORDS,
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276. MAKES MY LIVER QUIVER.
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277. THANK YOU, WILL.
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278. YOU'RE THE ONLY BOY
I'VE EVER BEEN WITH
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279. THAT REALLY APPRECIATES
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280. MY BEING SESQUIPEDALIAN.
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281. MEOW, BABY.
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282. HI, KAYLA, HI, WILL. HOPE I'M
NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.
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283. BUT I PROBABLY AM. ANYHOO, JUST
WANTED TO PICK UP MY CHECKBOOK.
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284. HAVE TO BUY A NEW OUTFIT FOR
THE FRAT PARTY ON SATURDAY.
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285. WHO'S THROWIN' THE PARTY?
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286. THE GUYS OF SIGMA SIGMA GAMMA.
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287. THERE'S GONNA BE
A REALLY COOL BAND.
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288. AND EVERYONE IS
GOING TO BE THERE.
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289. COME ON, BABY. THAT
SOUNDS DOPE. LET'S GO.
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290. I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.
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291. OK. BYE.
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292. MAN, HOW COME YOU
DIDN'T WANT TO GO?
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293. I'VE BEEN TO ONE OF
THOSE PARTIES, WILL.
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294. IT'S LIKE BEING ON THE
MOON OR SOMETHIN'.
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295. I DON'T HAVE NOBODY TO TALK TO.
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296. I JUST LEFT AFTER 10 MINUTES.
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297. AW, WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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298. HERE, COME ON.
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299. WE CAN GO TO A PARTY
OF MY FRATERNITY.
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300. YOUR FRATERNITY?
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301. YEAH, UH...
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302. SIGMA FLY.
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303. THAT'S RIGHT, MY DEAR. I'LL
BE ROUND YOUR PLACE AT 8:00.
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304. WEAR SOMETHING DARING.
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305. SURPRISE ME.
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306. I'M IN A DANGEROUS MOOD.
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307. I THOUGHT WE'D LIGHT A FIRE,
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308. PUT ON A TOM JONES ALBUM...
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309. AND AFTER A COGNAC OR TWO,
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310. TEST THE WATERS OF ADVENTURE.
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311. DID YOU KNOW, MY DEAR, I'M
AN EXCELLENT PHOTOGRAPHER?
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312. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT CAMERA-SHY.
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313. WHAT?
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314. AHEM.
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315. SO THE DRAPERIES WILL
BE READY THURSDAY?
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316. GOOD-BYE.
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317. SO, WILL, DATING AN OLDER WOMAN.
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318. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
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319. THIS IS JUST LIKE CHER
AND THAT BAGEL BOY.
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320. WHEN YOU'VE GOT A
FANTASTIC WOMAN AT YOUR SIDE,
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321. YOU JUST FEEL LIKE
A MILLION BUCKS.
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322. I'VE GOT A SPLITTING HEADACHE.
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323. HEY, CARLTON,
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324. YOU KNOW, WHEN I
HAVE A HEADACHE,
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325. KAYLA BREAKS OUT THE BABY OIL
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326. AND GIVES ME ONE OF THEM
STRONG BACK RUBS, YOU KNOW?
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327. AND THEN RIGHT AFTER THAT...
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328. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.
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329. I'M GOING TO SCHOOL.
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330. DOESN'T START FOR AN HOUR.
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331. I KNOW. BUT SOMETIMES
THERE'S AN EARLY
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332. GIRLS' VOLLEYBALL
GAME IN THE GYM,
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333. AND THEY WEAR THOSE
LITTLE SHORTS AND...
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334. THAT'S REALLY PITIFUL, ISN'T IT?
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335. MISS KAYLA SAMUELS.
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336. PRINCE.
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337. HOLA, PRINCESSA.
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338. OOH, YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
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339. YEAH, I KNOW.
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340. OH, KAYLA.
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341. HI, PROFESSOR BANKS.
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342. YOU KNOW, YOU WEREN'T
IN CLASS YESTERDAY.
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343. I HAD CRAMPS.
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344. I'M... I'M REALLY SORRY.
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345. I'VE BEEN SO BUSY LATELY.
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346. BUT I WILL BE THERE NEXT TIME.
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347. SO, WILL, I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT
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348. AT THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT PARTY?
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349. OH, YES. I'LL BE THERE.
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350. LATER, BABY.
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351. WELL, KAYLA'S REALLY BEEN
SPENDING A LOT OF TIME WITH YOU.
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352. YOU KNOW, AUNT VIV,
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353. I'M SORT OF LIKE A BIG OLD BAG
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354. OF LAY'S POTATO CHIPS. YOU KNOW?
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355. IT'S LIKE, ONCE YOU GET A TASTE,
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356. YOU JUST CAN'T STOP.
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357. WILL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY LIKE
A BIG OLD BAG OF SOMETHING.
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358. WILL, HONEY, LISTEN TO ME.
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359. I JUST READ KAYLA'S
SHAKESPEARE EXAM.
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360. IT'S WAY BELOW HER USUAL WORK.
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361. NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE
HER A "D" AND THAT KILLS ME.
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362. A "D"? COME ON.
SHE'S REAL SMART.
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363. I KNOW, BUT SHE STILL
HAS TO DO THE WORK,
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364. WHICH SHE HASN'T
BEEN DOING LATELY.
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365. LOOK, THAT'S JUST ONE BAD GRADE.
IT AIN'T THE END OF THE WORLD.
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366. WILL, WHEN YOUR GRADES
SLIP, WE GROUND YOU.
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367. AND WE MAKE SURE
YOU GET BACK ON TRACK.
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368. IF KAYLA'S SLIP, SHE
LOSES HER SCHOLARSHIP.
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369. AND SHE DOESN'T
GET ANOTHER CHANCE.
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370. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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371. LET HER HAVE SOME TIME
ALONE FOR HER SCHOOLWORK.
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372. OH, YEAH. THIS IS
GREAT. THIS IS GREAT.
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373. I'VE BEEN OUT HERE
ALL THESE MONTHS
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374. CHASING ALL THESE
CHICKEN-HEAD GIRLS AROUND,
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375. AND I FINALLY FIND A
GIRL THAT I REALLY LIKE,
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376. AND YOU WANT TO TELL ME
I GOT TO LEAVE HER ALONE?
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377. I KNOW KAYLA'S SPECIAL,
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378. BUT IF YOU CARE THAT MUCH ABOUT
HER, YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE.
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379. DO WHAT'S BEST FOR HER.
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380. LOOK, LOOK, MAYBE BEING
WITH ME IS BEST FOR HER.
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381. YOU KNOW, I MAKE HER
HAPPY. AND AUNT VIV,
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382. YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW SHE WASN'T
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383. FITTING IN AT THAT PLACE.
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384. LISTEN, BABY, I KNOW YOU
WANNA MAKE HER HAPPY,
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385. BUT THIS ABOUT IS HER LIFE.
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386. THIS MIGHT BE THE DIFFERENCE
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387. BETWEEN DR. KAYLA SAMUELS
WHO RUNS THE HOSPITAL
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388. OR JUST KAYLA WHO CLEANS IT.
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389. THIRSTY?
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390. YEAH.
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391. THAT'S DR. KRAMER. HE'S
ONE OF MY PROFESSORS.
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392. I BELIEVE CHAUCER SAID IT BEST.
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393. "LET EVERY FELLOW
TELL HIS TALE ABOUT,
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394. AND LET'S SEE NOW WHO
SHALL THE SUPPER WINE."
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395. PHEW. AND I THOUGHT CARLTON'S
COME-ON LINES WAS FUNKY.
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396. HELLO, WILL, KAYLA.
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397. HI, PROFESSOR BANKS.
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398. LISTEN, KAYLA, DON'T FEEL
OBLIGATED TO STAY AT THIS PARTY.
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399. BECAUSE IT'S STRICTLY OPTIONAL.
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400. SO IF YOU HAVE WORK TO
DO, IT'S ALL RIGHT TO LEAVE.
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401. OH, YEAH, I KNOW.
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402. I WAS JUST TAKING
A LITTLE BREAK.
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403. FINE. FINE.
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404. SEE YOU LATER.
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405. LOOK, MAYBE IT
AIN'T SUCH A BAD IDEA
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406. YOU KNOW, TO GO
BACK TO YOUR ROOM.
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407. I GUESS THIS IS KIND OF WACK.
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408. WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE
PARTY IN MY ROOM.
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409. 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE
CLASSES TILL WEDNESDAY.
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410. UM, I WAS THINKIN' MAYBE
YOU SHOULD GO BY YOURSELF.
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411. EXCUSE ME?
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412. WELL, YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN
SEEING EACH OTHER EVERY MINUTE.
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413. AND I THOUGHT WE JUST
NEED A LITTLE TIME APART.
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414. APART?
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415. WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TRYIN' TO SAY, WILL?
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416. YOU COME TO THIS PARTY
TO BREAK UP WITH ME?
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417. NO, NO, NO. LOOK,
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418. I JUST THINK YOU NEED
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419. MORE TIME TO CONCENTRATE
ON YOUR STUDYING.
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420. OH, THAT IS WEAK.
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421. KAYLA, LOOK, YOU GOT A
"D" ON YOUR LAST EXAM.
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422. DID YOUR AUNTIE TELL YOU THAT?
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423. DID YOUR AUNTIE TELL
THE WHOLE WORLD
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424. THAT I GOT ONE BAD GRADE?
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425. LOOK, KAYLA, YOU HAVE
A BIG OPPORTUNITY HERE.
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426. AND I DON'T WANNA HAVE
NO PART OF YOU BLOWING IT.
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427. YES, IT'S MY BIG OPPORTUNITY.
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428. THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY
KEEPS TELLING ME, WILL.
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429. I DO NOT NEED TO
HEAR IT FROM YOU.
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430. UH, THE ANSWER IS "C."
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431. I'M NOT SURE WHAT
YOU'RE STUDYING,
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432. BUT I FOUND OUT
WITH MULTIPLE CHOICE,
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433. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH "C."
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434. COME ON, KAYLA. LOOK,
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435. I KNOW I DIDN'T SAY ALL THE
RIGHT THINGS AT THE PARTY...
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436. WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY, WILL?
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437. YOU WANT ME TO
STUDY, I'M STUDYING.
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438. WHY ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
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439. I JUST WISH EVERYBODY
WOULD LEAVE ME ALONE.
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440. CAN I COME IN?
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441. I GUESS THAT WON'T
BE HAPPENING TONIGHT.
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442. KAYLA, BABY, DON'T
BE SO ANGRY WITH WILL.
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443. I TOLD HIM THAT I DIDN'T THINK
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444. YOU TWO SHOULD SPEND
SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.
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445. YOU DID WHAT?
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446. YOU'RE NOT MY LEGAL GUARDIAN.
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447. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE
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448. INTERFERED WITH YOUR LIFE?
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449. JUST FACE IT, PROFESSOR,
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450. YOU FIT IN HERE.
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451. I DON'T.
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452. I THINK I SHOULD GO.
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453. WILL, I WANT YOU TO STAY.
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454. LOOK, I DIDN'T ALWAYS FIT IN.
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455. AND LET ME TELL YOU
BOTH SOMETHING...
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456. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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457. I GOT FOUR OLDER SISTERS,
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458. ALL OF 'EM MAMAS
BEFORE THEY WAS 18.
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459. NONE OF 'EM
FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL.
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460. EVERYBODY'S WAITING FOR KAYLA.
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461. I'M THE LAST CHANCE FOR
THE WHOLE DAMN FAMILY,
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462. AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE.
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463. OH, I KNOW WHAT
THAT FEELS LIKE...
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464. AND I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
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465. TO CLEAN HOTEL
ROOMS DURING THE DAY
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466. AND GO SCHOOL AT NIGHT
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467. JUST TO GET THE HIGH
SCHOOL DIPLOMA I DIDN'T GET.
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468. WAIT A MINUTE. YOU... YOU
DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL?
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469. IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M PROUD OF,
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470. BUT I DID IT.
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471. MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS
COUNTING ON ME, TOO,
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472. BUT I COULDN'T
HANDLE THE PRESSURE,
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473. SO I RAN OFF WITH SOME
GUY AND QUIT SCHOOL.
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474. BY THE TIME I REALIZED I'D
MADE MISTAKE, IT WAS TOO LATE.
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475. I WAS LEFT WITH NO EDUCATION
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476. AND NOTHING I WAS
QUALIFIED TO DO.
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477. IT TOOK ME YEARS TO GET BACK.
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478. AND HONEY, IF YOU WONDER
WHY I SEEM TO FIT SO WELL HERE,
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479. IT'S BECAUSE I WORKED
DAMN HARD TO GET HERE,
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480. AND I KNOW I DESERVE IT.
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481. AND YOUR PROBLEM IS IS THAT
YOU DON'T KNOW YOU DESERVE IT.
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482. WILL KNOWS IT AND I KNOW IT,
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483. BUT UNLESS YOU KNOW IT,
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484. THERE IS NOTHING MORE I CAN SAY.
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485. SEE YOU AT HOME, WILL.
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486. MAN...
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487. I DIDN'T KNOW AUNT VIV
CLEANED HOTEL ROOMS.
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488. WONDER HOW COME SHE
NEVER CLEANED MY ROOM.
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489. YOU ALL RIGHT, BABE?
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490. IT'S SCARY HERE.
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491. OH, COME ON. YOU'RE
GOING TO MAKE IT.
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492. I MEAN, LOOK, I'M TELLIN' YOU,
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493. IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO...
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494. OR NOT DO,
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495. I WILL DO...
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496. OR NOT DO.
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497. THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
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498. WELL, I GOT, UM...
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499. THREE WEEKS OF GOOFING
OFF TO MAKE UP FOR,
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500. SO I'M GOING TO HIT THE BOOKS.
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501. YEAH. I'LL STAY OUT YOUR WAY.
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502. WE BOTH HAVE A NEW
LEAF TO TURN OVER, HUH?
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503. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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504. I'LL CALL YOU?
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505. OK.
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506. LATER, BABY.
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507. LATER.
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508. HMM.
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509. OUT, OUT. OUT.
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510. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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511. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...
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