1. Here are
my car keys.
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a party Saturday.
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use the car
for glee club.
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5. He's not allowed
to use the car again
until August 1992.
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7. Everybody, I'm going.
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9. but I am very,
very offended.
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hilary?
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recycling.
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Geoffrey work
on the weekend,
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run the household.
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I am 21 years old.
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you'd want to
run the household.
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learn sometime.
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my own family
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no one I know.
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sweetheart?
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21. All set.
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22. If you have
to leave town,
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a good weekend.
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at the office.
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26. that's why.
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my hair cut.
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like that?
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in Philly do this—
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none on the sides.
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a reverse thing going.
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I'm leaving.
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you could do better.
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36. Good luck.
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37. Will, I'm going
to Berkeley to
give my lecture.
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39. Tomorrow night.
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do everything your
Uncle Philip says.
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Don't leave me here.
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here with him!
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the Butler's off,
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for the office any minute.
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a multivitamin.
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this room, Carlton.
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in a minute.
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wanted to say
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talented member
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my breath for long
periods of time.
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for the children.
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something.
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a little talk.
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it was like being your age.
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through a lot of changes,
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a lot of feelings
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of pressure from your peers,
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have to pet to be popular.
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to the mall.
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is going to be at this mall?
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I promise I'll take
good care of the car.
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for the car keys.
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work to do.
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this brief.
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taking our car
downtown
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to me!
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no one can hear
you scream.
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like pool halls
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I shouldn't go.
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have fun.
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is making me unhappy.
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wine collection.
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hold up.
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listening.
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ain't say
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go to the
pool hall.
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want you to go.
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94. It's a
difference.
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95. What are you,
ignorant?
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the damn keys.
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come in here,
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to use this.
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over here is vacant.
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no sleep around here today
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young man,
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three rules—
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no fighting,
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who wants some?
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You can break.
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118. Want to bet
a little money?
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119. Nah, my man,
just playing for fun.
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120. What the hey?
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$5.00 a ball.
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Woo!
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127. Ooh.
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128. You want
to play me,
my brother?
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at this table.
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130. Try your luck
over here...
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132. Ain't no thing
but a chicken wing.
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137. W-w-whoa.
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138. What—$20 a ball?
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leagues now, boy.
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of the hill around here.
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take him, kid.
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some, will.
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want to do
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what I mean.
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what you mean.
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tell me?
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he means.
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to understand the boy.
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want to embarrass
your ugly behind
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won so much from that fool,
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159. he'd take your money, too.
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160. Thank you very much
for clearing that up
for us, Fred.
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161. All right then,
my brother—
rack 'em.
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162. Well, well, well,
my brother,
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163. looks like you
owe me a nice
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for his manager.
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a ugly word.
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as creative money management.
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all you got.
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driving up here in a benz.
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ain't even mine.
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my brother.
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where you going?
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is taking
me to the party.
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birthday party.
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to be there?
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Priscilla,
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David, Josh—
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with David and Josh.
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there would be boys there.
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like the sound of this.
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will be there.
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192. If all your friends
jumped off a cliff,
would you do it, too?
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193. That's my ride.
Bye, hilary.
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I'm in big trouble.
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200. $300? What for?
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got it going on
up in here!
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204. He's from
the pool hall.
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and I need $300.
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have a sweater
to show for it?
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she's going
to kill me.
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if you get me the money.
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let me go look.
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from our Butler.
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I always do.
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Fred Lomax, Jr.
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you're will's
Butler.
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a rob Roy
with a sidecar.
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of will's friends.
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to find good
help these days.
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but I'll show you the door.
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big daddy,
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to that pool hall
without that $300.
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my earth science teacher.
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hospitable.
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want to see
that car again,
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that $300.
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the pool hall
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238. I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't go.
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until I pay them.
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with you later.
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246. We have to
get the car.
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247. You can't go down there
by yourself.
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those dudes.
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249. They got guys make you
look like Webster.
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250. If there are hooligans
I should accompany you.
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I was sparring Butler
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253. Uncle Phil,
you sure know
what you're doing?
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and the management.
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256. Oh, you're back.
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257. You better have
that money.
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illegally impounded
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returned immediately,
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serious legal action
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your license revoked.
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265. That's where we
got you fooled.
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no license.
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this legal stuff
will work.
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legal phrase
they know
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the defendant
please rise."
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270. Will, who's the guy
who beat you?
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272. All right, pal.
I'm here for the car.
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a small matter
of $300, pal.
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getting a cent.
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the debt?
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277. You can play for it.
$20 a ball.
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don't fall for it.
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I've never played.
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buddy.
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man enough?
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to play because
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into the hole.
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can that be?
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All you got to do
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in the hole,
like on TV.
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I'll let you break.
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of those stick thingees.
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the terminology down.
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this is wise?
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a practice shot.
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Ha ha ha!
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and let's go.
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getting better,
don't you?
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much better.
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You still stink.
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Let's play another game.
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is very valuable.
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play another game
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upping the ante.
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round figure like
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Uncle Phil.
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for his manager.
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to be like that,
my brother?
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up in your house.
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a lesson to you.
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with my boy again.
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- Mother, you're back. How was
your trip?
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with the kids?
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- Really?
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even though I wanted to do
this...
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about taking on this kind of
responsibility.
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I can honestly say...
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to have children of my own.
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So, where are the kids?
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- Mommy!
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- What's the matter?
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weekend.
- She was terrible.
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beg of you,
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in a dish.
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your own,
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- Hi.
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- They loved it.
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tonight...
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to spend some time together.
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the weekend I was away.
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bed.
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- Night, aunt viv.
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sweetheart.
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tell her what really happened?
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worry about it.
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two
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body up.
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question?
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372. You know, a hard head
makes for a soft behind.
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of what you did tonight.
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your punishment tomorrow.
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- Yes, sir.
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thanks for coming to the
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and saving my butt tonight.
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shoot like that.
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in a pool hall or two.
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going there.
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to spoil your fun?
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coming home in one piece
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