The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1x14

Directed by Jeff Melman

James Tolkan as Dr. Oates • William Cort as Headmaster Thorvald • Michael Weiner as Kellogg Lieberbaum • Michael Landes as Chadney Hunt • Keith Bogart as Jonathan Cartwell • William Cort as Wallace Thorvald

Will tells Ashley's slumber party guests a scary tale about his first day at Bel-Air Academy.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

2. I WISH I COULD SEE YOUR SISTER'S FACE

3. WHEN SHE FINDS COURTNEY'S FROG IN HER BED.

4. YOU AND ME BOTH. THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.

5. IF SHE DOESN'T SCREAM SOON,

6. I'LL HAVE TO GIVE MY FROG A DRINK.

7. FERDINAND GETS DEHYDRATED.

8. IT'S WILL AND HILARY. OPEN UP.

9. AAH.

10. OH, NO. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

11. WE JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.

12. WE'RE GOING TO BED

13. JUST AS SOON AS WE FINISH THIS FROG-LEG SOUP.

14. FROG-LEG SOUP?

15. IT'S MMM-MMM GOOD.

16. I WISH YOU COULD ALL HAVE SOME,

17. BUT THERE WASN'T ENOUGH FROG TO MAKE MORE THAN 2 BOWLS.

18. CAN I HAVE A BITE?

19. SASHA, THEY'RE EATING FERDINAND.

20. FERDINAND?

21. THIS IS A GUY FROG?

22. FERDINAND!

23. NIGHTY-NIGHT.

24. DON'T LET THE SNAILS BITE.

25. SNAILS?

26. THAT'S FUNNY. I THOUGHT SHE SAID

27. SHE PUT SNAKES IN YOUR SLEEPING BAGS.

28. AAH!

29. PSYCH, PSYCH!

30. PSYCH, PSYCH.

31. UM, THAT MEANS JUST KIDDING.

32. NIGHTY-NIGHT.

33. WILL?

34. WILL YOU TELL US A SCARY STORY

35. BEFORE YOU GO? PLEASE?

36. OK, BUT I HOPE EVERYBODY'S READY

37. TO BE SCARED TO DEATH.

38. YES! YES!

39. OH, WAIT HOLD UP. SCREAM FOR ME ONE TIME.

40. AAH! AAH!

41. OK, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.

42. OK.

43. I GOT A SCARY STORY, BUT I HAVE TO WARN YOU...

44. IT'S REALLY TRULY FRIGHTENING.

45. ANY OF YOU HAVE PACEMAKERS ON?

46. NO. NO.

47. ALL RIGHT. SEE, WHAT MAKES THIS STORY SO SCARY

48. IS THAT IT'S TRUE.

49. IT HAPPENED TO A GUY NAMED WILL... BERT.

50. WILBERT SMITH... SONIAN.

51. SEE, WILBERT SMITHSONIAN GREW UP IN PHILLY.

52. HE WENT TO SCHOOL IN THE HOOD, RIGHT?

53. BUT THIS SCHOOL HE WENT TO WAS SO TOUGH,

54. I MEAN, IT WAS GRAFFITI EVERYWHERE,

55. EVEN ON THE PRINCIPAL.

56. OOH. OOH.

57. BUT THAT'S NOT THE SCARY PART.

58. IT ALL HAPPENED RIGHT HERE IN BEL-AIR

59. WHEN WILBERT WAS TRANSFERRED TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL.

60. IT WAS A LIVING NIGHTMARE.

61. "ENTER AS BOYS, LEAVE AS MEN"?

62. HOW LONG THEY TRYING TO KEEP US HERE?

63. BANKER, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

64. IT'S WHO YOU KNOW THAT COUNTS.

65. CARLTON, HOW YOU DOING?

66. WALLACE.

67. CHADSTER!

68. BANKSTER!

69. HEY, I LIKE YOU TO MEET MY COUSIN...

70. WILLSTER!

71. SO, STUD MASTER GENERAL,

72. WHAT'S THE WORD ON COED TENNIS CAMP?

73. I GOT A LOT OUT OF IT, AMIGO.

74. SCORED BIG ON AND OFF THE COURT.

75. WAY TO PLAY.

76. I KID YOU NOT, WILL.

77. WOMEN FAINT AT THIS MAN'S FEET.

78. ODOR EATERS WORK FOR ME.

79. OUTRAGEOUS. THIS GUY'S SERIOUSLY TWISTED.

80. HE GETS IN A GOOD ONE NOW AND THEN.

81. WILL SMITH?

82. OH, WILL, THIS IS SIMON STANHOPE,

83. OUR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT.

84. IT'S MY JOB HERE TO GIVE YOU THE TOUR.

85. YO. I TOOK THE UNIVERSAL TOUR.

86. YOU KNOW THAT EARTHQUAKE RIDE?

87. AAH!

88. LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!

89. HERE COMES THE SUBWAY CAR!

90. EXCUSE MY COUSIN.

91. HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW.

92. AS I WAS SAYING, THIS IS OUR FOUNDER,

93. AND THOSE ARE THE FIRST STUDENTS

94. OF THE BEL-AIR ACADEMY,

95. AND THEY ALL CARVED THEIR NAMES ON THIS,

96. THE ALUMNI DESK.

97. AND THESE ARE THE CHAMPIONSHIP OARS

98. THAT WE RETIRED IN 1957.

99. Y'ALL DON'T THROW NOTHING AWAY.

100. WILL SMITH?

101. I'M EDWARD FELLOWS III, BUT CALL ME NED, OK?

102. OK.

103. YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED TO MY LIT CLASS,

104. SO I READ YOUR RECORDS. I JUST WANTED TO SAY,

105. WE'RE BOTH COMING FROM THE SAME PLACE.

106. OH, WORD UP. YOU'RE FROM PHILLY?

107. SHAKER HEIGHTS, OHIO.

108. BUT WHEN I WAS DOING RESEARCH

109. ON MY MAIN MAN LANGSTON HUGHES,

110. I LIVED IN HARLEM. AND BELIEVE ME,

111. THOSE TWO WEEKS CHANGED MY LIFE.

112. I BATHED IN THE EUPHRATES WHEN DAWNS WERE YOUNG.

113. I BUILT MY HUT BY THE CONGO

114. AND IT LULLED ME TO SLEEP.

115. MY SOUL HAS GROWN DEEP LIKE THE WATERS.

116. I CAN TELL.

117. HEY, LISTEN. I'VE GOT A MEAN COLLECTION OF JAZZ PLATTERS.

118. ANYTIME YOU FEEL LIKE GROOVING,

119. COME OVER AND GET DOWN WITH MY BAD SELF.

120. SERIOUSLY. YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, ANY QUESTIONS?

121. WHERE ARE ALL THE FLY HONEYS?

122. FLY HONEYS?

123. YEAH, GIRLS.

124. OH, WILL, DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL YOU?

125. THIS IS AN ALL-BOYS' SCHOOL.

126. GREETINGS BEL-AIRDALES. WE'RE THE ALLIGAROOS.

127. WE'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY

128. TO TELL YOU NEW STUDENTS TO...

129. SO THEN WILBERT SAW THEIR EVIL PLAN.

130. THEY WERE TRYING TO BREAK HIM DOWN.

131. FIRST, THEY TOLD HIM IT WAS AN ALL-BOY'S SCHOOL.

132. THEN THEY TORTURED HIM

133. WITH A HALF AN HOUR OF BROADWAY SHOW TUNES,

134. BUT HE WOULDN'T BREAK.

135. THEN THEY WENT BALLISTIC.

136. THEY BROUGHT IN THE EVIL TEACHER DR. BLOAT.

137. ENTER THE BLOAT.

138. 5... 4...

139. 3... 2...

140. I AM DR. B "PERIOD" LANGFORD...

141. OATES.

142. AND YOU ARE...

143. "ALAN, BANKS, DOWNER, FALES, HUNT, LIEBERBAUM,

144. "SMITH, SMITH.

145. WILLIAM SMITH."

146. MM-HMM.

147. UH, "STANHOPE, STERLING, SVENSON..."

148. YO!

149. MR. SVENSON?

150. YA.

151. MR. SMITH, HOW GOOD OF YOU TO JOIN US.

152. MR. SMITH, LOOK AROUND.

153. DO YOU SEE ANY DIFFERENCE

154. BETWEEN YOURSELF AND THE OTHER YOUNG GENTLEMEN?

155. IS THAT LIKE A TRICK QUESTION?

156. THE TIE, MR. SMITH. THE TIE.

157. KINDLY CONSULT THAT SECTION OF THE RULE BOOK

158. PERTAINING TO NECKWEAR.

159. OH, YOU MEAN SECTION THREE, PARAGRAPH FOUR WHICH STATES,

160. "A TIE MUST BE WORN WITH A WINDSOR KNOT,"

161. BUT IT DOESN'T SAY WHERE.

162. TAKE A SEAT.

163. AND NOW MAY WE TURN OUR ATTENTION TO HISTORY?

164. THOMAS PAINE ONCE WROTE...

165. OOH OOH OOH OOH!

166. MR. SMITH?

167. WEREN'T YOU THE BAD GUY IN GOLDFINGER?

168. HEY, SMOOTH.

169. YEAH. LOOKING GREAT.

170. YEAH. IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING I PUT TOGETHER.

171. SMITH.

172. HO!

173. MY MAN LIEBERBAUM.

174. RIGHT. FIRST NAME KELLOGG.

175. LISTEN, CORNFLAKE.

176. "HO" IS DEFINITELY NOT A WORD THAT YOU WANT TO YELL.

177. I THINK THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS "YO."

178. YO?

179. YEAH.

180. IT'LL BE EASY TO REMEMBER.

181. IT'S LIKE "OY" BACKWARDS.

182. ALL RIGHT.

183. WILL. YO.

184. MAY I HAVE A WORD?

185. YOU GOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY?

186. CAN YOU BE SERIOUS FOR JUST ONE MOMENT?

187. THIS IS YOUR FIRST DAY.

188. YOU'RE RUBBING A LOT OF PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY.

189. CARLTON, HERE IN BOYS' TOWN,

190. I DON'T WANT TO RUB ANYBODY ANY WAY.

191. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

192. NOTHING YOU SAY IS FUNNY.

193. WHAT, DID YOU LIKE PASS OUT IN HISTORY CLASS?

194. I HAD 'EM ROLLING.

195. THE PEOPLE WHO COUNT WERE LAUGHING AT YOU,

196. NOT WITH YOU.

197. I MEAN IT, WILL.

198. WHEN YOU'RE SNUBBED, DON'T SAY I DID NOT WARN YOU.

199. HI, WILL.

200. HEY, WILL. HOW'S IT GOING?

201. OH, THERE YOU ARE.

202. OK, HERE COMES CHADNEY.

203. JUST LAY LOW AND WATCH HOW IT'S DONE.

204. ARE YOU FREE THIS WEEKEND, SMITTY?

205. MY PARENTS ARE THROWING ONE OF THEIR BIG WEEKEND BASHES

206. AT OUR COMPOUND IN MALIBU...

207. BADMINTON, THE LOBSTER BOIL, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.

208. AH, YES, THE USUAL.

209. THE CHADSTER'S MALIBU BASHES ARE LEGENDARY.

210. OH, YEAH, CARLTON. YOU SHOULD COME, TOO.

211. BANG BANG.

212. WAH!

213. HYAH!

214. MY MAN GEOFFREY.

215. MASTER WILLIAM.

216. YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD REALLY GO FOR RIGHT NOW?

217. SOME PATÉ.

218. THEN BY ALL MEANS, GO.

219. MIGHT I RECOMMEND THE GOURMET DELI ON ROXBURY?

220. NO, NO, NO.

221. WHEN I SAID I COULD GO FOR IT,

222. I MEAN, LIKE, I WANT IT,

223. LIKE YOU GO FOR IT.

224. WILBERT THOUGHT HIS FIRST DAY

225. AT BEL-AIR ACADEMY WAS A BIG SUCCESS.

226. WHEN HE TOLD HIS AUNT AND UNCLE,

227. THEY WERE THRILLED.

228. THIS IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION.

229. GEOFFREY, WILL DID WELL AT SCHOOL.

230. THIS CALLS FOR CHAMPAGNE.

231. THERE'S BEEN A TRAGEDY AT THE SCHOOL.

232. THE ALUMNI DESK HAS BEEN CRUELLY AND WANTONLY DEFACED.

233. WHAT HAPPENED?

234. SOMEONE CARVED THE WORD "FRESH" IN IT.

235. THEY HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THE PERSON WHO DID IT.

236. TH-TH-TH-THEY DO?

237. THEY THINK IT WAS A FRESHMAN

238. WHO GOT HALFWAY THROUGH AND LOST HIS COOL.

239. HE LOST HIS COOL? THAT'S FUNNY.

240. FRESH MEANS COOL, RIGHT, WILL?

241. I CAN'T KEEP UP

242. WITH THIS CRAZY TEENAGE SLANG.

243. BUT I THOUGHT THEY CALL YOU THE FRESH PRINCE?

244. DAY DAMN ONE, VIVIAN.

245. DAY DAMN ONE.

246. CHAMPAGNE.

247. CORK IT.

248. WELL, ALL I CAN SAY TO YOU, WILL,

249. IS TSK SQUARED.

250. YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD THE SCHOOL

251. ALL FIGURED OUT.

252. OH, NO. YOU DIDN'T NEED MY ADVICE.

253. ALL RIGHT, CARLTON, WHAT IS YOUR BRILLIANT ADVICE?

254. I'LL TELL YOU.

255. MARCH STRAIGHT INTO SCHOOL TOMORROW

256. AND CONFESS.

257. I'M SERIOUS, WILL.

258. THERE'S SUCH A THING AS THE HONOR CODE.

259. THERE'S SUCH A THING AS DOG DUMB, TOO.

260. YOU DON'T INTEND TO TELL THEM AT ALL?

261. MAYBE ON MY DEATHBED.

262. THEN ON YOUR CONSCIENCE BE IT.

263. BEFORE WE BEGIN THE CLASS,

264. I MUST SPEAK ABOUT THE ATROCIOUS DEFILING

265. OF OUR SACRED ALUMNI DESK.

266. FINGERPRINT ANALYSIS HAS SHOWN

267. IT IS THE HANDIWORK OF OUR RESIDENT HOODLUM WILLIAM SMITH.

268. AAH!

269. AND MAY WE TURN OUR ATTENTION

270. TO ANOTHER IMPORTANT FIGURE IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

271. DOLLY MADISON WAS

272. ONE OF OUR MOST INFLUENTIAL FIRST LADIES,

273. AND NOT, AS MR. SMITH CONTENDS,

274. THE MANUFACTURER OF RING-DINGS.

275. IN THE SHORT TIME WE HAVE LEFT, I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS

276. THE INFAMOUS ACT OF VANDALISM

277. WHICH OCCURRED HERE YESTERDAY.

278. THE DESECRATION OF OUR DESK IS INDEED SAD,

279. BUT EVEN SADDER IS THE FACT

280. THAT NO ONE HAS YET COME FORWARD WITH A CONFESSION.

281. SO IF ANY OF YOU MAY KNOW...

282. HE DID IT.

283. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

284. WILBERT WAS ACCUSED

285. BY HIS EVIL COUSIN CARLTON...

286. I MEAN, CARLBERT.

287. I DON'T GET WHAT'S SCARY ABOUT THIS STORY.

288. THERE AREN'T ANY WEREWOLVES OR VAMPIRES OR ANYTHING.

289. AH, BUT WE'RE COMING TO THE SCARY PART.

290. POOR WILBERT WAS BROUGHT TO TRIAL

291. BEFORE THE SCARIEST MONSTERS OF ALL...

292. PREPPIES.

293. AS PRESIDENT OF STUDENT COUNCIL,

294. I DECLARE THIS TRIBUNAL IN SESSION.

295. LET'S BEGIN BY HEARING FROM MR. SMITH.

296. WILL, WILL YOU FINALLY TAKE MY ADVICE?

297. LET ME DO THE TALKING FOR YOU.

298. GENTLEMEN, MY COUSIN HAS COMMITTED A VICIOUS CRIME.

299. HE COULD NOT BE GUILTIER.

300. OH, YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID.

301. THE FACT IS,

302. YOUNG WILL HAS NOT YET DEVELOPED THE SOCIAL SKILLS

303. TO ADAPT TO THE RAREFIED ATMOSPHERE

304. OF BEL-AIR ACADEMY

305. OR PARTIES IN MALIBU.

306. I RECOMMEND WE PUT HIM ON PROBATION,

307. BAN HIM FROM ALL CLUBS, SPORTS,

308. SPECIAL EVENTS...

309. THE ALLIGAROOS.

310. NO, NOT THE ALLIGAROOS.

311. PROBATION IS NOT ENOUGH.

312. IF SMITH ISN'T EXPELLED,

313. IT WILL BE AN INVITATION TO ANARCHY.

314. I HAVE TO SAY THAT I AM APPALLED

315. AT THIS TRIBUNAL'S LACK OF SENSITIVITY.

316. SPEAK ON, BRO.

317. WE CAN'T JUDGE WILL SMITH BY OUR STANDARDS.

318. HE DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE.

319. WHERE HE GREW UP, THE WORD "BAD" MEANS "GOOD."

320. DOESN'T THAT SAY IT ALL?

321. FIGHT THE POWER.

322. WILL, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?

323. WELL, YEAH.

324. I... I... I DIDN'T THINK

325. Y'ALL WAS GOING TO GET SO MAD

326. FOR ME WRITING MY NAME ON AN OLD DESK.

327. I'D NEVER WRITE MY NAME ON A NEW DESK.

328. THAT'S VANDALISM.

329. BUT, SEE, THOSE GUYS

330. THEY CARVED THEIR NAME IN A NEW DESK.

331. THEY GOT THEIR PICTURE ON THE WALL.

332. WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

333. THE ALUMNI CARVED THEIR NAMES

334. SO PEOPLE WOULD REMEMBER THEM AS PART OF THE SCHOOL.

335. THAT'S WHY I DID IT.

336. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

337. YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN OUR SCHOOL.

338. NO, HE ISN'T.

339. LIEBERBAUM, YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER, SIR.

340. BUT HE'S NOT RUINING THE SCHOOL.

341. HE'S MAKING IT BETTER.

342. WORD UP, CORNFLAKE!

343. I DON'T MEAN TO DIS YOU GUYS,

344. BUT IF WILL'S EXPELLED, I'M LEAVING, TOO,

345. AND... AND... AND

346. I'M TAKING MY DAD'S CHECKBOOK WITH ME.

347. FREE WILL! FREE WILL!

348. FREE WILL!

349. FREE WILL!

350. FREE WILL!

351. FREE WILL!

352. FREE WILL!

353. WELL, I'M GOING TO BED.

354. WILL, I HOPE YOU REALIZE HOW LUCKY YOU WERE

355. THAT YOU WEREN'T KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL.

356. LUCKY? I GOT TO WORK EVERYDAY AFTER SCHOOL

357. TO PAY OFF THE DESK REPAIR.

358. BEFORE I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP...

359. MAY I LEAVE YOU WITH A FEW WORDS OF ADVICE?

360. IF AT SOME POINT TOMORROW,

361. OR DURING MY LIFETIME FOR THAT MATTER,

362. YOU COME UP WITH ANOTHER BRILLIANT IDEA

363. FOR SOMETHING TO DO AT SCHOOL, STOP.

364. DO NOTHING.

365. JUST STAND THERE

366. DOING NOTHING,

367. SAYING NOTHING,

368. ARMS AT YOUR SIDE LIKE A ZOMBIE.

369. BREATHING JUST ENOUGH TO KEEP THE BLOOD CIRCULATING.

370. AND NO MORE.

371. COULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME?

372. SORRY, UNCLE PHIL. I WASN'T LISTENING.

373. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

374. OH, NO.

375. GOOD NIGHT, WILL.

376. LOCK YOUR DOOR WHEN YOU GO TO BED.

377. WILL, BEFORE I GO TO BED,

378. I JUST WANT TO SAY

379. I WAS PROUD OF YOU TONIGHT, OLD SPORT.

380. KUDOS. YOU TOOK YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN.

381. THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO SAY TO ME?

382. GOOD NIGHT?

383. CARLTON, YOU FIVE-OHED ME, MAN.

384. EXCUSE ME?

385. YOU DIMED ME OUT.

386. PARDON?

387. YOU TATTLED ON ME, ALL RIGHT?

388. I DID IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

389. YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TELL.

390. HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE.

391. YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT MY OWN GOOD.

392. YOU'RE JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOURSELF.

393. IT MAY SEEM LIKE THAT TO YOU NOW,

394. BUT ONE DAY, YOU WILL...

395. OH, CARLTON, SHUT UP!

396. MAN.

397. I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

398. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE THIS BIG HOTSHOT AT SCHOOL

399. AND I WAS GONNA BE YOUR LITTLE CHARITY CASE,

400. BUT I WOUND UP TAKING YOUR JUICE.

401. WILL, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.

402. IN THIS SOCIETY, WE HAVE THIS

403. SILLY LITTLE THING CALLED ORDER,

404. AND WE HAVE RULES TO PRESERVE THAT ORDER.

405. IF WE LET PEOPLE BREAK THE RULES,

406. THERE WOULD BE CHAOS.

407. WE HAVE RULES WHERE I COME FROM, TOO,

408. AND THEY SAY YOU DON'T RAT ON PEOPLE.

409. THE MORE YOU CLING TO YOUR OLD WAYS

410. AND REFUSE TO LISTEN TO REALITY,

411. THE HARDER IT'S GOING TO BE

412. FOR YOU TO FIT IN WITH MY FRIENDS.

413. YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU, MAN?

414. I DON'T WANT YOUR FRIENDS. ALL RIGHT?

415. IF I WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND I HAD ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS

416. AND I WAS AN ALLIGAROO AND I WORE THOSE CUTE SHIRTS

417. WITH THE LITTLE HORSES ON THEM,

418. I'D JUMP OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

419. AND HOPE TO CATCH MY EYELID ON A NAIL.

420. WITH QUIPS LIKE THAT, IT'S NO WONDER

421. YOU'RE THE TOAST OF THE TOWN.

422. GOOD NIGHT, WILL.

423. MASTER WILLIAM,

424. I HAVE BEEN INFORMED

425. THAT DUE TO YOUR NEW AFTER-SCHOOL EMPLOYMENT,

426. YOU WILL NO LONGER BE REQUIRING YOUR CUSTOMARY 4:00 SNACK.

427. COULD THIS BE TRUE?

428. YEAH, AFRAID SO, G.

429. I MIGHT NOT EVEN GET HOME

430. TILL DINNER TIME, IF THAT EARLY.

431. WHAT A PITY.

432. OUT OF CURIOSITY,

433. JUST WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR ENFORCED LABOR?

434. KITCHEN DUTY... FETCHING, CLEANING,

435. CARRYING, THAT KIND OF STUFF.

436. INDEED.

437. OH, WELL, CHIN UP.

438. HA HA HA HA!

439. NOW, PICTURE THIS IF YOU WILL,

440. MY MAN WILBERT IN A KITCHEN

441. WITH A HAIR NET ON HIS HEAD?

442. YO, IF THAT'S NOT A SCARY THOUGHT,

443. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

444. SO LOOK, YOU ALL GOT TO DO ME A FAVOR.

445. RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.

446. ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOUR SOLEMN PROMISE

447. THAT IF ANY OF YOU

448. EVER MEETS WILBERT SMITHSONIAN,

449. YOU WON'T TELL HIM THAT I TOLD YOU THIS STORY.

450. OK? SWEAR?

451. I SWEAR, WILBERT SMITHSONIAN.

452. WILL'S COLD BUSTED.

453. HA HA HA!

454. HA HA HA!

455. AAH!

456. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

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