The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Season 1, Episode 1

Directed by Debbie Allen

Helen Page Camp as Margaret Furth • John Petlock as Henry Furth

Aunt Vivian tries to mediate between her husband Philip and the newly arrived Will.

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1. Hey, Uncle Phil!

2. Oh, man!

3. How are you doing?

4. I am not your Uncle Philip.

5. Oh, my fault, man.

6. I must have got the wrong crib,

7. but I didn't know so many brothers

8. living in this neighborhood.

9. We're doing all right, huh?

10. You have the right house.

11. I am Geoffrey, your Uncle's Butler.

12. Oh, o.K., well, I— cheerio and all that rot.

13. Bring the horses round, would you?

14. If you will follow me,

15. I will show you to your room, master William.

16. Hey, man, it's cool if you just call me will.

17. Master William...

18. Tradition dictates that a clean, unbreakable line

19. be drawn between a family and their Butler.

20. Therefore, it is necessary

21. for the operation of a household

22. that you address me as Geoffrey,

23. and I in turn address you

24. by your proper title— master William.

25. Who are you, robo-Butler, man?

26. Come with me, master William.

27. Let me rap to you for a second.

28. All this master William stuff?

29. I'm not down with that.

30. Make it sound like we're back on the plantation.

31. "Massah William! Massah William!"

32. Let's come up with something better you could call me.

33. What would you prefer?

34. Check this—

35. his royal freshness.

36. That's dope.

37. Master William...

38. Walk this way.

39. No.

40. Willie!

41. Hey, aunt viv!

42. Sweetie, hi.

43. How you doing?

44. Oh, my goodness. Let me look at you.

45. Turn around. The last time we saw you,

46. you were this funny little boy.

47. Now look at you.

48. My goodness. You are a man.

49. That was the plan.

50. It is amazing. You certainly have grown, will.

51. Well, we all have.

52. Did you enjoy the trip?

53. Yo, the plane ride was stupid all over.

54. Excuse me?

55. The plane was dope—

56. excuse me?

57. No—stupid, dope—

58. no, that doesn't mean what you—

59. how would he say—

60. the flight was really neat, yeah.

61. Geoffrey, would you take will to his room, please,

62. and help him get settled?

63. Yes, madam.

64. Nice seeing you.

65. Master William.

66. You got to love this guy, right?

67. Did you see the way he was dressed?

68. What's wrong?

69. You hear that language?

70. Oh. We used slang when we were kids.

71. You remember our first date?

72. You said, "Vivian, that is a bad dress."

73. You could have said good dress.

74. I could have. Actually, it was a bad dress.

75. That's stupid.

76. Now, take it for whatever meaning you want.

77. He's got you doing it.

78. Oh, Philip, cut him some slack. He's my nephew.

79. I would appreciate it if you tried to understand him.

80. Hi, mom. Hi, dad.

81. Hi, sweetie pie.

82. Hi, Ashley.

83. This place is huge, man.

84. Next time, I'm going to take some bread crumbs.

85. Will, this is Ashley.

86. Hi, my little Scottish cousin.

87. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

88. I'm your humble servant.

89. He's cute.

90. I know he is.

91. I'm going to take a swim before dinner.

92. Good luck. The pool heater's broken.

93. Don't you just hate it when that happens?

94. Yes. That is my pet peeve.

95. You got your own pool here?

96. And a tennis court.

97. This is better than love boat.

98. This boy going to be maxing and relaxing.

99. Just a minute, son.

100. We promised your mother you're here to work hard, straighten out,

101. and learn some good old-fashioned American values.

102. Dad, I need $300.

103. Hilary, your cousin will is here.

104. Hi.

105. Dad, I need $300.

106. That's a lot of money, hilary. What for?

107. I need a new hat.

108. For what?

109. Probably her head.

110. I'm going on the save the ozone celebrity bus

111. next Saturday with Bruce Willis and demi,

112. rob lowe, Emilio estevez...

113. Or Charlie sheen. I can't remember which.

114. We're busing all over town protesting air pollution,

115. then we'll motor to the beach for a bonfire.

116. What?

117. I'm not an expert, but don't you think

118. driving a big bus around town, then having a bonfire

119. is adding to the pollution problem?

120. Look, if this weren't a good idea,

121. I really don't think ally sheedy would be involved.

122. hey, look who's here—Benson.

123. This is for you.

124. Oh, but I didn't get you anything.

125. Your Uncle has invited several of the partners

126. from his law firm to dinner.

127. At the time of the invitation,

128. he didn't realize you'd be descending upon him today.

129. And regrettably, it was too late to cancel.

130. Are we having a party? We going to get stupid, right?

131. For some of us, that will require

132. very little effort indeed.

133. Ahh! Miss Ashley.

134. That will be all, Geoffrey.

135. That's all you got to say to get rid of him?

136. I've been racking my brain.

137. Uh, this is for you.

138. Oh, thank you, Ashley.

139. This is nice. You're very talented.

140. Well, I'm glad I'm good at something.

141. Huh?

142. I tried out for school chorus,

143. but I didn't get in.

144. How come?

145. When I auditioned for Mrs. Burkley,

146. I couldn't remember all the words.

147. The part I remembered was fantastic.

148. I'm sure it was. I bet you're def.

149. That's what she said.

150. Not—not deaf deaf. D-e-f.

151. That's just slang. Means terrific, good, you know.

152. Oh, well, thank you.

153. You should try being a rapper.

154. When you're rapping and forget words,

155. you make up new ones.

156. Try this. I'll sing one line,

157. you make up a line to rhyme it.

158. O.K.

159. All right.

160. I'm thinking, all right?

161. All right. We got all day.

162. O.K., I got it.

163. All right, here we go.

164. yeah, yeah.

165. Ashley, go downstairs and get ready for dinner.

166. O.K., daddy.

167. Bye, will.

168. Check you later, ash.

169. Look who's here, will.

170. Hey!

171. Who is he?

172. It's your cousin Carlton.

173. When you two were little,

174. people thought you were twins.

175. You looked exactly alike.

176. Oh. Well, I guess some things never change, huh?

177. How's it going there?

178. It's going all right.

179. Ahh. Malcolm X.

180. He's sort of my hero.

181. He was a great man.

182. I don't know if I'd call him my hero.

183. Oh, really? Who are your heroes?

184. My dad.

185. And Bryant gumbel. He's darn good.

186. Oh, my, yes!

187. I see they brought your tuxedo.

188. Tell me something, will.

189. Have you ever attended a formal dinner before?

190. You know, other than that thing

191. at Buckingham palace, no.

192. The important thing to remember is to just relax,

193. enjoy yourself, and when in doubt,

194. do whatever Carlton's doing.

195. You got it, man.

196. O.K., I'll see you at dinner.

197. That's a really neat tux, isn't it, will?

198. Oh, yes. It's definitely the cat's meow.

199. Wait till we come downstairs in those tuxes.

200. People may not think we're twins,

201. but they'll think we're brothers.

202. You don't have to worry

203. about anybody mistaking you for a brother.

204. Touché.

205. This is going to be great.

206. Your first formal dinner.

207. And tomorrow, I'll introduce you to the gang.

208. Maybe we'll play a set of tennis or two.

209. Oh, yes. This is going to be wild.

210. Aah!

211. Where is he?

212. He's upstairs changing.

213. Not will. President Reagan.

214. You didn't?

215. What do you mean I didn't?

216. You invited him again.

217. Why not? He's our neighbor.

218. He's turned down the last 16 invitations.

219. When will you take a hint?

220. Maybe I should call his house.

221. I don't want him here.

222. Why not?

223. Because he'll bring her.

224. Anyway,

225. Bruce, demi, and I all feel the ozone layer

226. must be protected.

227. Every square foot of rain forest cut down

228. just brings us one step closer to global warming.

229. We have to protect the earth,

230. not just for ourselves,

231. not just for our children,

232. but for the future of all mankind.

233. I had no idea it was such a serious problem.

234. I really commend you for getting involved

235. in such a good cause.

236. Thanks. It's my passion.

237. Where can I send a donation?

238. I don't know.

239. Oh, my God!

240. Philip, don't make a big thing out of it.

241. This is how he feels comfortable.

242. It's not killing anybody.

243. Aren't you going to introduce will?

244. Introduce him.

245. Well, Steve, David, Henry...

246. This is will, my nephew by marriage.

247. Will, these are my partners

248. in the law firm of furth, winn, and meyer.

249. Hey, earth, wind, and fire!

250. When's your next album coming out?

251. Will is going to go to bel-air academy with Carlton.

252. Good for you, will.

253. I used to fence at bel-air.

254. How much you think we could get for that stereo?

255. Oh, these hors d'oeuvres look tempting.

256. Hey, don't mind if I do.

257. How could you do that?

258. It's all in the tongue. Show you later.

259. Will! There are other people at this table.

260. Oh, you're right.

261. Any requests?

262. Sweetie, would you say grace, please?

263. Yes, mommy.

264. Ahem!

265. Hey, Geoffrey, home Butler!

266. I'm glad to see you, man.

267. It is a special thrill for me as well.

268. I'll be down here for a while.

269. Why don't you hop on in the kitchen and get me some cocoa?

270. While it is my natural inclination

271. to accede to your every demand,

272. I officially go off duty at 9 P.M.

273. If you care to look at your watch,

274. you'll note the long hand on 12

275. and the short on 9.

276. It is 9:00, master William.

277. And do you know what that means?

278. Masterpiece theatre is on.

279. Sir, do you require anything further of me?

280. No, Geoffrey.

281. Then I shall retire.

282. Man, he took that hard.

283. I want to talk to you.

284. About what?

285. From the minute you walked in that door,

286. you've been a one-man wrecking crew,

287. trying to destroy what's taken hard work to build,

288. skewering everything with flippant shenanigans!

289. Man, I was with you up till skewering.

290. You know what I'm talking about.

291. You deliberately tried to embarrass me tonight,

292. and I don't get it.

293. We went through trouble to bring you here.

294. This is our thanks?

295. I ain't asked to come.

296. Everybody's shipping me off, dressing me up,

297. changing me into something I don't want to be.

298. Nobody wants to change you.

299. You told me yourself I got to straighten out.

300. "When in doubt, act as Carlton acts."

301. I'm a joker. I play around. I have fun.

302. Being a joker's gotten you into trouble.

303. You may think it's cool being on the streets,

304. but at my age, it's a waste.

305. I can't think that far ahead.

306. That's your problem.

307. You can't take anything seriously.

308. I don't have the problem.

309. You have the problem.

310. I remind you of where you came from.

311. Somewhere between Princeton or the office, you got soft.

312. You forgot who you are and where you came from.

313. You think you're so wise.

314. Look at me when I'm talking to you.

315. Let me tell you something, son.

316. I grew up on the streets just like you.

317. I encountered bigotry you could not imagine.

318. Now, you have a nice poster

319. of Malcolm X on your wall.

320. I heard the brother speak.

321. I read every word he wrote.

322. Believe me.

323. I know where I come from.

324. You actually heard Malcolm speak, man?

325. That's right. So before you criticize somebody,

326. find out what he's all about.

327. I'll take care of you in the morning.

328. I can't tell my side?

329. I know what you're all about.

330. Believe me, the very thought of it

331. makes me very, very tired.

332. Good night.

333. Ash?

334. Ash.

335. Will!

336. Ladies and gentlemen,

337. my fly girl, Ashley banks.

338. Teach me how to dance?

339. Yeah. Not in here.

340. Even I'll lose my rhythm in this room.

341. O.K.

342. Could you do me a favor?

343. Sure.

344. I seem to be missing a walkman.

345. If it shows up anywhere,

346. like on your head,

347. maybe you could get that to me.

348. Sorry. Dad won't let me get one.

349. He wants to hear everything I'm listening to

350. to make sure it's not bad.

351. What record does he think's good?

352. He really, really likes the care bears.

353. Look, ash, from time to time,

354. your father's going to say or do things

355. that may seem irrational or hard to understand.

356. It's not because he's mean or a bad guy

357. or that he doesn't care about you.

358. It's that he's from Mars, Ashley.

359. I got to get washed up.

360. Me, too.

361. I'm really glad you're living here.

362. Thanks, ash.

363. You're like the big brother I never had.

364. You got Carl— right. I see your point.

365. How many bathrooms in this place?

366. 41/2.

367. A half? How does that work?

368. It doesn't have everything a full bathroom has.

369. Show me a full bathroom.

370. I don't want to take no chances.

371. next bathroom.

372. Can't a person gargle in peace?

373. Hilary, will you be in there long,

374. or is this just like a pit stop?

375. Stop hounding me.

376. I'm trying to take off my makeup.

377. Now go away.

378. O.K. Good night, hilary.

379. Shh!

380. I knew it!