The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 4x7

Directed by Shelley Jensen

Glenn Shadix as Ralph Scorpius • DJ Jazzy Jeff as Jazz • Jackie Roberts as INS Agent

Will disses a seance - until the spiritualist zaps him with a hex that (uh-oh) seems to work.

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1. Morning, y'all.

2. Morning.

3. Happy Halloween.

4. Morning.

5. What is this bill, Vivian? $2,000 for flowers?

6. That's for Trevor's perpetual care.

7. What?

8. He was hilary's fiance.

9. Boy, they get you coming. They get you going.

10. I can't believe it's been two months

11. since Trevor's bungee accident.

12. Thank God hilary seems to be doing better.

13. For a while, there she seemed so crushed.

14. Not any more than Trevor.

15. Hilary is just exhibiting that old banks resiliency.

16. Why, if you ask me,

17. I'd say she's back to normal.

18. Whatever that is.

19. Guess who I'm going out with tonight.

20. Who, sweetheart?

21. Trevor.

22. uh, hil, hil, listen.

23. Um...

24. About you dating Trevor...

25. Ooh, gosh. How can I put this gently?

26. Um, I can't. He's dead.

27. Will, hilary's been through a lot.

28. I'm sure she has a rational explanation

29. for what she's saying.

30. Of course I do.

31. There's a TV psychic who can channel Trevor's spirit.

32. Ok. I owe you one.

33. His name is scorpius, and I've arranged for a seance.

34. Hilary, sweetheart, you don't really believe

35. in this seance mumbo jumbo, do you?

36. Believe in it? I spent $300 for it.

37. Honey, you spent $300 on a seance?

38. Not on the seance. For the seance.

39. I needed a new hat.

40. The $1,000 scorpius is charging I just put on daddy's gold card.

41. Now I can say goodbye to Trevor.

42. I don't know.

43. If you ask me, it'd be cheaper to just dig him up.

44. Scorpius says I need to bring at least four loved ones

45. to create enough psychic energy to reach Trevor.

46. So what do you guys say?

47. I say thank God I'm not a loved one.

48. You don't understand.

49. Trevor's bungee accident left everything up in the air.

50. I need closure.

51. Oh, I for one would be happy to go with you,

52. and I'm sure everyone else here would, too,

53. wouldn't we?

54. Oh, I got to go do my costume.

55. I-I'll help you.

56. Me, too!

57. I can't believe you people.

58. How can you do this to me?

59. I guess we're just not a close family anymore.

60. I guess hilary's well-being just...

61. Is not important.

62. I guess nobody cares for her the way I do.

63. I'll go with you, aunt viv. I can go to my party later, ok?

64. Oh, alright. Alright. Alright. I'm on board.

65. But it'll cut into my trick-or-treating time!

66. Oh, alright.

67. Come on, will. Let's go tell hilary.

68. Learn from me, child.

69. Ah, yes. The little kiddies have arrived.

70. Oh, how I adore dressing up

71. for those adorable little ghosts and goblins every year.

72. Trick— trick—

73. rrr!

74. Aagh! Aagh!

75. Hey, you forgot your candy!

76. Ha ha ha ha!

77. Ha ha!

78. Ha ha!

79. Oh, ha ha ha ha!

80. Ha ha ha ha!

81. Ha ha ha ha!

82. Oh, ha ha ha ha!

83. Ha ha ha ha ha!

84. Geoffrey, it's Halloween.

85. It's supposed to be fun for the children.

86. Oh, tell it to Barney.

87. Rrrr!

88. Hi, will.

89. Oh, boy, I love this.

90. Halloween—the only night of the year

91. a black men can walk around

92. with a mask on and not get arrested.

93. Oh, what a night. I made a killing.

94. 26 milky ways.

95. And the democrats say there's a recession.

96. What are you supposed to be?

97. Oh, my idol— macauley culkin.

98. And you know why he's my idol?

99. Why? 'Cause y'all the same height?

100. No, because his movies have grossed

101. over a half a billion dollars worldwide.

102. Not to mention he's one heck of an actor.

103. Let's go, everyone.

104. I don't want to keep Trevor waiting.

105. What's the rush? Ain't like he going nowhere.

106. I hate L.A. smog.

107. Where's will?

108. Aah!

109. I'm sorry. I'm stupid. I'm stupid.

110. Ah, this is fine.

111. Oh, we got to get one of them in the girls' locker room.

112. Wow.

113. This place is really creepy.

114. I know.

115. Who would put a deco table on a persian rug?

116. Scorpius?

117. Hello? Is anybody here?

118. I am scorpius the magnificent.

119. I see all.

120. I know all.

121. Who are you?

122. We have an appointment, scorpius.

123. We're the banks— stop!

124. Don't tell me.

125. You're the banks family.

126. Wow!

127. I love when a man pulls my chair out.

128. Come. Come. Sit.

129. Nice shot.

130. Now...

131. Make ready to contact the spirits.

132. Seems like somebody made contact with one too many spirits.

133. Mr. scorpius, do you really think you can reach Trevor?

134. If he's up there, I'll find him.

135. Scorpius, check it out. While you up there, try to find

136. Marvin gaye and find out what was really going on.

137. I will now make contact with Trevor Collins.

138. Everyone, join hands.

139. Spirit guides, I summon you.

140. This humble earthly vessel awaits.

141. Fill me with your essence.

142. Ooh.

143. Whoo.

144. Seems like some medium

145. ain't pay their electric bill, huh?

146. I'm getting a message from the spirits!

147. Oh, they wish me to tell you— shut your pie hole.

148. Ohh. Ohh.

149. I feel a presence in the room—

150. a tall good-looking man whose life revolves around news.

151. Ooh!

152. That's Trevor! I know his vibration!

153. Trevor, I think about you constantly.

154. And I about you.

155. Oh, I wish I could see you.

156. I wish I could see you, too.

157. And I thought they was boring when he was alive.

158. Trevor, now that we can talk,

159. there's something I've wanted to ask you

160. since the day you died.

161. Oh, of course, hilary. Ask me anything.

162. Do you know where I left my black suede purse?

163. Your black suede purse. Well, now let me think.

164. Ooh, whoa. Ahh.

165. Oh, please. Come on, man. I could be sucking

166. on some honey neck bone right now. You know?

167. Wait!

168. Oh, the connection is fading.

169. I'm losing it. I'm losing it!

170. Oh, and like you ever had it.

171. Come back!

172. Yes, Trevor! Don't go!

173. Uhh!

174. Trevor has left the building.

175. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

176. Couldn't we try again?

177. I couldn't possibly traverse the void again.

178. Uh, tonight, that is.

179. Of course there's always tomorrow.

180. And miss saved by the bell? I don't think so.

181. Oh, well, then, let's have a look-see.

182. Ah...

183. You know, I could fit you in around 7:00...

184. Right between the exorcism and step class.

185. Daddy?

186. Uh, no, I don't think so.

187. And I think I'd like my $1,000 back, please.

188. Oh, I'm terribly sorry,

189. but the spirits don't give refunds.

190. Un-Uncle Phil... Listen, uh...

191. Uh, scrupulous...

192. Um... I think you should just give my Uncle his money back.

193. We all had a good laugh,

194. but this thing is bogus, and you, sir, are a fake.

195. Nobody calls me the "f" word.

196. from this day forward, you will bring evil

197. to all those in your presence.

198. You will end up alone and forever hexed.

199. I placed a curse on you.

200. Ha ha. Ptshh.

201. The whole thing gave me the creeps, Geoffrey.

202. Do you really think a person can be cursed?

203. How do you think I ended up here?

204. Hey, y'all, check it out. I got me a party to hit, so...

205. If I hook up with some babe tonight,

206. I promise to practice safe hex. Ha!

207. This isn't funny, will. You ruined my seance.

208. Forget the seance. He may have ruined our lives

209. once this hex kicks in.

210. Cut it out, Carlton. Now, there is no such thing as a—

211. oh, my God.

212. Carlton, what is that hideous thing growing out of your neck?

213. What? What? Where? Where?

214. Hold on, hold on.

215. Uh, uh...

216. Oh, never mind. It's just your head.

217. Hey, hil, look...

218. Trust me. Wherever Trevor is,

219. he loves you, and he misses you.

220. What about the hex?

221. Look, macauley, there's no such thing as a hex.

222. I'll get it.

223. Hello. Yes, this is he.

224. What?

225. Is this some kind of joke? That's preposterous!

226. Y-you're right! I will talk to my lawyer!

227. Philip, what is it?

228. The d.A. Says he has proof that I took bribes.

229. What? How?

230. I've been suspended from the bench.

231. My reputation is destroyed. I'm ruined.

232. Aah!

233. Morning, Uncle Phil.

234. You talk to your lawyer yet?

235. I'm through, will.

236. I don't know why, the d.A. Has it in for me.

237. I could get 10 years.

238. Uncle Phil, you're innocent, man.

239. Dad, I just want you to know that regardless of what happens,

240. I'll always be at your side.

241. Carlton, what the hell happened to your hair?

242. Oh, no you don't.

243. I'm not falling for that again.

244. Oh, my hair! I look like a snow cone!

245. What happened?

246. Ah, the hex.

247. Oh, Carlton. That's not it.

248. That gold stuff you sprayed on your head

249. must've done something to your hair.

250. Now, just—just wash it out.

251. I did... last night.

252. Help! Help!

253. Help!

254. Somebody shut it off!

255. Aah!

256. Ohh!

257. Ow!

258. What do you mean that was out? That was in!

259. What's going on? I heard screams!

260. Ashley was attacked by the tennis ball machine!

261. Whew! Oh, thank goodness. For a moment there,

262. I thought you found those polaroids of me in a tutu.

263. New year's Eve. A fellow gets crazy.

264. Are you alright, sweetheart?

265. I think I sprained my ankle, and my tournament is tomorrow.

266. Why would the machine go haywire like that?

267. It's the you-know-what. I'm telling you, dad.

268. It's gonna pick us off one by one

269. until we all end up on unsolved mysteries.

270. Would you just shut up with this hex?

271. I mean, it's all just one big coincidence.

272. Can I help you?

273. Are you Geoffrey Butler?

274. Yes, I am,

275. and you must be the woman of my dreams.

276. You are!

277. Ooh.

278. Geoffrey Butler, I'm agent Wanda Davis,

279. immigration and naturalization.

280. You're in this country illegally.

281. Uncle Phil!

282. No buts, Butler.

283. You're being deported.

284. Let's go.

285. Oh, God!

286. The hex has gone international.

287. Don't worry. I'll get you the best lawyer in town.

288. I don't need a lawyer!

289. What I need is a judge who can be bought off... like you!

290. I was framed, I tell you! Framed!

291. This is all your fault.

292. No, c-c-come on, Carlton.

293. Now, I don't know what's going on around here,

294. but it don't have nothing to do with no stupid hex.

295. I-isn't that right, Uncle Phil?

296. I don't know what to believe anymore, will.

297. Come on, Uncle Phil. Not you, too.

298. Aagh!

299. Vivian! Vivian!

300. Jazz!

301. Ew!

302. Philip, do something!

303. Hey, dad, you know, now that I'm going to be in the family,

304. maybe we could talk about my trust fund.

305. What did you say?

306. Jazz and I are getting married.

307. Over his dead body.

308. Excuse me, but doesn't anybody care what I think?

309. No!

310. Well, jazz does.

311. And that's why I've fallen for him.

312. To think...

313. All these years I never appreciated you.

314. I love you, snookums.

315. Right back at you, hilakums.

316. Psshh. Psshh.

317. I'll be in the kitchen throwing up.

318. We're gonna name our first son after you, daddy.

319. By the way, I thought we could get started tonight.

320. That's it!

321. Whoa!

322. This is all your fault! You got us all hexed!

323. I want you packed and out of here by tonight!

324. W-w-wait a minute. Wait a minute!

325. Aunt viv, what are—

326. out!

327. Aunt viv, wait a minute. This is me.

328. You know, little Willie. You know, the adorable,

329. charismatic, sometimes troublesome,

330. yet overall wonderful young man you've grown to love.

331. Don't throw me out, aunt viv. Listen, listen—

332. I'll go back to scorpius and I'll get us all unhexed, ok?

333. Hurry.

334. Hurry!

335. Hurry!

336. That's strange.

337. It's open, mother. Come on in.

338. Who are you?

339. Uh, will Smith.

340. Scorpius?

341. That's my last name. I'm Ralph scorpius.

342. What are you doing in my house?

343. It's me, remember? The vampire.

344. You remember— the seance, the hex.

345. listen, take anything you want, just don't hurt me.

346. Look, man, I didn't come here to start no trouble.

347. I just want to apologize for—

348. what happened to this place, man?

349. What happened to you?

350. Anything you see here is yours.

351. Please... take it all.

352. Hey, look, scorpius, man, um...

353. Look, I don't know what's going on here, alright?

354. I just came to ask you to break the hex, alright, man?

355. I'm begging you, man!

356. Why are you playing with me?

357. I-I-I think I'm losing my family, man.

358. I think I'm losing my mind.

359. Why you can't just break the hex, man?

360. Break the hex!

361. I don't want no vase, man.

362. I just want you to break the hex, alright.

363. Break the hex!

364. Break the hex, man!

365. Break the hex!

366. Break the hex!

367. Break the hex, man.

368. Why you can't break the hex, man?

369. Break the hex.

370. Will... Break the hex.

371. Will, will, wake up.

372. Aah!

373. Will, you were having a nightmare.

374. Carlton...

375. Y-your hair.

376. Hey, what kind of dream were you having, mister?

377. Carlton, man, oh, man, listen,

378. we was all hexed and everything. Everything was going wrong,

379. and the whole family was turning against me.

380. Yo, it was a nightmare, man.

381. It—it... It was so real.

382. Well, I'm going to go have some breakfast. Want to go?

383. Oh—oh, yeah. Breakfast. That's right.

384. With our family, right?

385. Yeah, let's get to our family.

386. Morning, y'all.

387. Morning.

388. Happy Halloween.

389. Morning.

390. What is this bill, Vivian? $2,000 for flowers?

391. That's for Trevor's perpetual care.

392. What?

393. He was hilary's fiance.

394. They get you coming. They get you going.

395. I can't believe it's been two months

396. since Trevor's bungee accident.

397. Hey, hey, hey. Wait a second, guys.

398. Hey, let's talk about something else here, alright?

399. Thank God hilary seems to be feeling better.

400. For a while there she seemed so crushed.

401. Not any more than Trevor.

402. Hey, hey, hey.

403. Listen, how about those Lakers, huh?

404. Hilary is just exhibiting that old banks resiliency.

405. Why, if you ask me,

406. I'd say she's practically back to normal.

407. Whatever that is.

408. Aah!

409. Guess who I'm going out with, tonight?

410. No, no, no, no!

411. Let me out!

412. Let me out!

413. Who, sweetheart?

414. Uh, Ronny, Bobby, Ricky, Mike?

415. Trevor.

416. No!

417. In 5, 4, 3, 2.

418. But it'll cut into my trick-or-treating—

419. here we go.

420. But it'll cut into my trick-or-treat—

421. I can't do it.

422. I'll just say my line and go.

423. I can't get it out. I cannot get it out.

424. Come on, one more time.