The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 4x6

Directed by Shelley Jensen

Elisabeth Harnois as Steffi • Armelia McQueen as Judge • Devika Parikh as Gayle • Joel Weiss as Leering Man • Marvyn Byrkett as Bailiff

When Phillip sues Will and Carlton for unpaid rent, two different versions of the dispute are aired - neither entirely truthful.

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1. Everything is fine, Vivian.

2. Tell Ashley and Nicki that I miss them, too.

3. O.K.? O.K. Love you.

4. Oh, kiss your sister for me.

5. God knows I wouldn't do it.

6. Good morning.

7. Good morning.

8. L.A.'s favorite weather girl

9. is ready to go back to work.

10. With that on?

11. I'm tired of black, too,

12. but I want the public to know

13. I'm still mourning Trevor's death.

14. I don't think black is the right color

15. for this kind of heat.

16. Don't worry, daddy. This dress is surprisingly cool

17. it's like I'm wearing practically nothing.

18. She's not my daughter.

19. when are you going to get

20. the air conditioner fixed?

21. It's sweltering in our place.

22. Yeah, it's so hot out there

23. the uh-huh girls just went uh.

24. Everybody keeps talking about this heat wave.

25. Maybe I should mention it

26. in today's weather report.

27. You know, that girl has got the mind

28. of Willard Scott.

29. Come to think of it, you got his body.

30. Y'all should team up.

31. On a serious tip,

32. you got to fix our air conditioner today.

33. We got some people coming over for a party.

34. As good hosts, we'd prefer that they didn't melt.

35. Uncle Phil has left the building.

36. You're now talking to landlord banks,

37. and he's not fixing anything

38. until he gets his rent.

39. You'll get the rent

40. when we get the air.

41. What did you say?

42. I'm sorry. Was I talking out loud?

43. You know what, Uncle Phil,

44. forget it. You win.

45. We just have to move our little something

46. from inside to pool side.

47. Oh, no, you don't.

48. No rent, no pool, no party,

49. no nothing.

50. What does he mean by no nothing?

51. Oh, don't worry about it.

52. It's a double negative.

53. What's this?

54. A bill for your breakfast.

55. Dad, this is an outrage.

56. $3.00 for orange juice?

57. I've taken the liberty of adding

58. a 15% gratuity.

59. Carlton, of course you know this means war!

60. It certainly does,

61. and we're going to win, right, dad?

62. Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

63. Girl, let me tell you,

64. switching this to a pool party

65. was a stroke of genius.

66. Why do you say that?

67. Oh, couple of reasons.

68. Girl, I got to tell you...

69. That suit look like

70. a piece of good God

71. wrapped up with some have mercy

72. with a side of oomph!

73. Really? You don't think it's too revealing?

74. Well, if it is,

75. your secret's safe with me.

76. Let's get out of this heat

77. before I pop something.

78. Thank you, Chet. It's good to be back.

79. I'm here at the farmer's market,

80. and as you can see,

81. my fans haven't forgotten me.

82. Why haven't you answered any of my letters?

83. Well, the good news is

84. the heat wave is over.

85. L.A. will have a high tomorrow

86. of only 65.

87. Oh, sorry, that L.A. stands for Louisiana.

88. Our high will be 112.

89. Well, they have the same abbreviation.

90. This is hilary banks

91. surrounded by ordinary people

92. at the farmer's market.

93. Now back to you, Chet.

94. Don't any of you touch me.

95. I can't believe

96. she wore that dress.

97. Would you like a Swedish meatball?

98. Don't mind if I do.

99. Ah-ah. Only one, sir.

100. The rest are for master William

101. and his friends, pool side.

102. What? I can't believe

103. that he would deliberately disobey me.

104. I wouldn't call it disobedience, sir.

105. It's more like outright defiance.

106. That's it!

107. Dance, puppets! Dance!

108. Ha ha ha!

109. Hi, Carlton.

110. What are you doing here?

111. I heard the party.

112. I came to see if Ashley was home.

113. She's away at her aunt Helen's.

114. Run along. I don't think you're age-appropriate

115. for this party.

116. Now...

117. If you'll excuse me, I'm going swimming.

118. Whoa!

119. Hey, will, any sign of dad yet?

120. Well...

121. That's either him

122. or a rhino that got his horn chopped off.

123. Oh, I'm going swimming in the neighbor's pool.

124. Carlton, listen.

125. We have to stand up to him.

126. If he smells fear, he'll attack.

127. How dare you two defy me.

128. Now, see here, big guy.

129. Oh, my God! Howard!

130. Come on, will. Let's get wet.

131. Young lady, would you mind putting on some clothes

132. and going home now?

133. Whoa, baby, baby, baby.

134. What are you doing?

135. You embarrassing me in front of my friends.

136. You should have thought of that

137. before you defied me.

138. Hi, Mr. banks.

139. Do your parents know you're here?

140. I don't think so. They're in Aspen.

141. Mmm! And I'm in heaven.

142. She came over here on her own.

143. I'm going back in the house,

144. and when I come out,

145. I want all of these people gone.

146. They will be if you come out in the morning.

147. Wait, let me get this straight, young man.

148. You are telling me

149. what will or will not happen

150. in my own house?

151. Excuse me, but this is my house.

152. I pay rent here, too, eventually.

153. Watch how you talk to me.

154. Stop treating me like a child.

155. Oh, I'm sorry.

156. I didn't realize I was talking to a man.

157. That's right.

158. Oh.

159. That's me, will Smith...

160. Oh, well.

161. Man.

162. I guess you're ready to play

163. a man's game, huh?

164. All right, will,

165. if that's the way you want it.

166. A-a-and don't come back, neither.

167. Psst! G, is Uncle Phil around?

168. The coast is clear. He's in court.

169. Geoffrey, could you get us some breakfast?

170. I'm not allowed to serve you anymore.

171. Mr. banks' orders.

172. G, listen, how upset was Uncle Phil last night?

173. Well, he did something

174. I've never seen him do

175. in all the years I've been here.

176. What, a sit-up?

177. It's a bit more serious than that, I'm afraid.

178. You know the cherry cheesecake,

179. candied yams, barbecued ribs

180. left over from yesterday?

181. Yeah.

182. Oh, my goodness. It's still there.

183. Oh, I'm afraid.

184. Hold me, will.

185. Get off of me, man.

186. I don't know why I ever listen to you.

187. I was quite content having my father push me around

188. for the rest of my life.

189. Who knows what he's going to do to us?

190. What's he going to do, sue us?

191. Oh, gosh, now you've gone and spoiled the surprise.

192. What's this?

193. Subpoenas from your father,

194. and may I say it's been a pleasure serving you.

195. Case dismissed.

196. This is the last case of the day, number 12-18—

197. Philip banks vs. Will Smith and Carlton banks

198. for nonpayment of rent.

199. I can't believe you're suing

200. your own son and nephew.

201. Relax. This is a little lesson in responsibility.

202. They're probably not even going to show up.

203. In fact, they're probably home right now

204. preparing their apologies.

205. Looks like they've prepared more than an apology.

206. Mr. banks, your opening statement.

207. I don't have an opening statement.

208. Mr. Smith.

209. Thank you.

210. Your honor, I'm from west Philadelphia,

211. born and raised.

212. On the playground is where I spend

213. most of my days.

214. I don't have a big bag

215. of fancy courtroom tricks

216. or a high-priced degree from Princeton

217. like my worthy adversary judge Philip banks,

218. but what I do have

219. is the truth!

220. Oh, shut up, will.

221. Your honor, Mr. Smith is making a mockery

222. of the entire legal system.

223. This man is making a mockery

224. of a finely cut Italian suit.

225. Order in the court.

226. Mr. banks, will you please call your first witness.

227. I don't have a witness.

228. I do, your honor.

229. Fine. Call your first witness.

230. You're honor, I'd like to call someone

231. who's not afraid to tell the truth

232. no matter what landlord banks

233. might do to him,

234. someone who knows the plaintiff intimately...

235. Like a son, one might say.

236. Oh, that's great, will. Who do we have?

237. You, dummy.

238. Ooh!

239. When we prepared this case,

240. you didn't say I had to speak against

241. my own father.

242. You don't.

243. Just read it.

244. "The night was hot, forcing our party outdoors.

245. "Will Smith, who was neat, considerate,

246. "and responsible— smiled at me—

247. "was having—

248. smile at me?

249. Oh, I get it.

250. No further questions, your honor.

251. Hold it.

252. I'd like to cross-examine the witness, your honor.

253. All right, I'm guilty, I'm guilty.

254. That will be all.

255. You may step down.

256. Welcome to my turf.

257. How did I do?

258. Your honor, I'd like to call my next witness.

259. Miss hilary banks.

260. Hi, everybody.

261. Oh, boy.

262. Will you please take the stand?

263. Certainly, your honor.

264. Do you swear to tell the truth, so help you God?

265. I do.

266. Ahem.

267. O.K., miss banks,

268. you were the previous tenant

269. in the aforementioned pool house,

270. is that correct?

271. Yes.

272. O.K., would you please tell us

273. of your experiences there?

274. Am I under oath?

275. Of course.

276. Well, Trevor would come over

277. about 3:00 in the morning and—

278. objection!

279. That does it!

280. You may step down.

281. Mr. banks, the court would like to know the impetus

282. for this lesson that's being learned,

283. and make it quick.

284. I have a 5:00 hair appointment.

285. Your honor, I will show that my tenants

286. were openly hostile,

287. leaving me to believe no rent was forthcoming.

288. I was reading in my study late one night, when...

289. Whoo!

290. Yo!

291. Yo!

292. Man, this party is dope!

293. No, this party is stupid.

294. No, this party is crazy, fly,

295. dumb, def, doogie.

296. You the man!

297. You the man!

298. You the man!

299. Aah! Aah!

300. Aah! Aah!

301. Hi, there.

302. I see you're having a gathering.

303. Whoo!

304. Isn't that wonderful?

305. Ha ha!

306. Hey, pops, you popped my duck.

307. Well, I'm sorry, son.

308. Here. Here's $100.

309. Yeah. That's more like it.

310. Hi.

311. Um, will, where's your aunt's gold watch

312. that you promised me?

313. Ha ha ha ha!

314. In time, baby. In time.

315. Why don't you go on, cool yourself off in the pool?

316. Look, check it out, heavy p.

317. Now why don't you take your humpty-dumpty butt

318. on back up to the main house?

319. 'Cause you kind of embarrassing us out here.

320. I understand. Kids don't like

321. to have adults hanging around their parties.

322. Will, could you—

323. could you turn your music down a drop?

324. We have to consider our neighbors.

325. I am, dude.

326. Right now, I'm considering

327. their 15-year-old daughter.

328. Hi, Mr. banks.

329. Steffi, do your parents know you're here?

330. The hell with my parents.

331. Ohh!

332. Will taught me that.

333. Hey, she came over here on her own.

334. Oh, I believe you.

335. Well, I guess I better go back in the house.

336. I know we've had our differences,

337. but, boy, you're a great kid.

338. Boy?

339. You calling me boy?

340. You better step to me like a man.

341. Now get to stepping.

342. O.K., will, if that's what you want.

343. Whoa, whoa.

344. Oh, puh-lease!

345. Your honor, that is not the way it went down.

346. How did it go down, Mr. Smith?

347. I'm glad you asked me that question.

348. The night was so hot,

349. people was pulling up on camels.

350. So, listen...

351. Whoo!

352. Um, Gayle?

353. Yes?

354. Would you mind if I commented on your swimsuit?

355. Don't tell me.

356. It's too revealing.

357. Oh, well, just a little bit, you know?

358. I've got some old t-shirts.

359. You're welcome to put one on to cover up.

360. Oh, will, my parents adore you.

361. Uh, Gayle, bring out that book of hymns

362. I was telling you about.

363. Oh, this heat is unbearable.

364. I need to take a dip in the pool.

365. Ah, ah, ah.

366. Safety first, my little non-swimmer.

367. Oh.

368. Only if dad would fix the air-conditioner

369. in the pool house,

370. we wouldn't have to be out

371. in the sweltering heat.

372. How could he be so cruel?

373. He's mad, I tell you. Mad.

374. You will not speak of Uncle Phil that way.

375. He may be an unreasonable pig-headed dictator,

376. but he's your father,

377. and you'll show him some respect.

378. You're right, will.

379. Thanks.

380. It's...

381. It's...

382. It's him!

383. You.

384. Do you know how humiliating it is

385. to have a son who can't swim?

386. Ohh!

387. Aah!

388. Aah!

389. Aah!

390. Listen, Uncle Phil—

391. silence!

392. If I want your opinion,

393. I'll beat it out of you.

394. Hello, Mr. banks.

395. What's she doing here?

396. Uncle Phil, she wandered over lonely and crying,

397. and I couldn't turn her away.

398. Hit the bricks, you little tramp!

399. Out of here!

400. Ohh!

401. And tell your mother your father has a girlfriend!

402. I'm going back into the house.

403. When I come out,

404. I want all these freeloading parasites out!

405. Y-y-yes, sir! Within the hour.

406. Five minutes!

407. Four!

408. All right, will,

409. if that's the way you want it...

410. Ha ha ha ha!

411. Ha ha ha ha ha!

412. Then he slapped me with a subpoena.

413. Thank you, Mr. Smith.

414. You welcome.

415. Mr. banks, will you please approach the bench?

416. Is that victory I smell?

417. I'm disappointed in you

418. for allowing your family relationship

419. to come to this.

420. That's what we say.

421. Shame.

422. Yeah, judge. Shame.

423. In lieu of a written lease,

424. the law stipulates a landlord must provide his tenants

425. with electricity, gas, and plumbing.

426. Yeah!

427. However, air-conditioning is considered a luxury.

428. Rent cannot be withheld

429. based on a malfunctioning appliance.

430. Meaning?

431. Meaning you'll have to pay the rent.

432. Yes!

433. This'll be a good one

434. for the cocktail parties, Philip.

435. We're going to appeal this decision.

436. I intend to cite the landmark case

437. of Rhode Island vs. Shecter poultry.

438. That has to do with the right

439. to hang dead chickens in a butcher shop window.

440. Well, then you see where I'm going with this.

441. Uhh.

442. Well, I guess this whole thing

443. got a little out of hand, huh?

444. Yeah.

445. Will, look,

446. let's—let's try not to let this

447. ever happen again hmm?

448. I don't want your hand. I want my rent.

449. Oh, man, I don't believe it.

450. Didn't you learn nothing?

451. Yeah. Never rent to relatives.

452. What did we go through this whole episode for?

453. Money.

454. Will you please take the stand?

455. Certainly, your honor.

456. Do you swear to tell the truth, so help you God?

457. I'm sorry.