The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 4x4

Directed by Shelley Jensen

Senait Ashenafi as Sexy Coed • Tyra Banks as Jackie Ames • David Coburn as Todd • James Gleason as Jake Maxwell • Juliette Jeffers as Candace

Stuck with caring for Nicky for the day, Will soon discovers the benefits of baby-sitting: he's suddenly a big man on campus with the women so long as he poses as a single dad.

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1. Jackie, now, how you gonna play me?

2. You left me in charge here.

3. How come you can't trust me?

4. Because I grew up with you.

5. Did you do everything on my list?

6. Well, yeah, miss Daisy.

7. I clean the window, I clean the floor,

8. I even clean the ceiling.

9. Hey, look, you are talking

10. to one tired freshman here, miss boss lady.

11. Well, I am impressed.

12. As well you should be.

13. Shame on you, not trusting me.

14. Now, you kick butt in that game, all right?

15. All right. Bye. Bye-bye.

16. Hey, good job, Harold.

17. Hey, you know, Agnes, I don't know why

18. your daughter doesn't call you.

19. Hey, break time's over, sol.

20. captioning made possible by Warner bros.

21. Sweetheart, you can't

22. spend every moment with Nicky.

23. Look. You're gonna have to get over

24. this separation anxiety.

25. You went through the same thing with Carlton.

26. Yes, and look at how well he turned out.

27. You must be very proud.

28. Vivian, sweetheart, I love you, and I miss you,

29. and that's why we're going to have lunch

30. this afternoon at le trois.

31. Oh, I'd love to, honey,

32. but I don't think Nicky's

33. ready for restaurants yet.

34. I was talking about us, Vivian.

35. We're going to kiss,

36. we're going to have a romantic,

37. baby-free good time.

38. Uncle Phil, I think

39. you should be more concerned

40. with a cholesterol-free good time.

41. And one of you will babysit.

42. Big poopie.

43. What did you say?

44. Oh, I—I said, uh, "beg, puppy"...

45. To my pretend dog Ernie.

46. Fetch, Ernie.

47. He's gone now.

48. can I speak to you a minute, please?

49. Is this a good idea, honey?

50. Do you think we can rely on them

51. to take care of the b-a-b-y?

52. Who's Bobby?

53. The baby.

54. Mom, his name is Nicky.

55. I'm staying home.

56. Come on. Come on, Vivian.

57. Geoffrey will take care of the baby.

58. You only have 41/2 hours to say goodbye.

59. I'll care for the child as though he were my very own.

60. We'll draw straws for the little bugger.

61. Short one loses.

62. Oh, that would be you, Carlton.

63. Hardy har har, but I've got a class.

64. Well, wait a minute. I got a job.

65. I've got a match.

66. Well, I've got—

67. a date with Mr. stinky.

68. Two cappuccinos, please.

69. Mm.

70. Well, I'm hoping you like it dark,

71. hot, sweet, and, uh...

72. With a spoon in it.

73. Could you hurry it up, please?

74. I told that guy over there I'd buy him some coffee.

75. Poor Todd—

76. trying to raise his baby all alone,

77. hold down a job, and go to school.

78. I think it's just adorable.

79. You do? Well, say, baby,

80. I'm holding down a job and going to school.

81. About that baby part—

82. if you ain't doing nothing later, I'm...

83. Will, you got to help me.

84. I took Nicky shopping,

85. but I can't try anything on.

86. I mean, he just lies there watching me get undressed

87. and making these tiny little drool bubbles,

88. and, well, he reminds me of Trevor.

89. So you take him.

90. Whoa, whoa. Hold up, girl.

91. I'm working this place by myeslf.

92. Jackie's at an away game,

93. and I ain't got no time

94. for no, "give me my bottle,"

95. or, "change my didie"...

96. "Wipe my Booty."

97. Oh, will, your little boy

98. is just adorable.

99. Well, like padre, like nino.

100. You know what I mean?

101. All right, break it up.

102. Move on. Nothing to see here.

103. Show's over. Beat it!

104. Hi.

105. Hey.

106. Could I get a picture of you and your son together?

107. Oh, yeah. Sure.

108. How do you manage being a single father?

109. Doesn't it get lonely?

110. Well...

111. You know, the nights is kind of bad, you know,

112. because I have to be both mommy and daddy

113. to little Willy Jr. here since tarisha died.

114. That's it. I'm not gonna stand here

115. another minute and listen to this—

116. hey, isn't that the guy who played Greg Brady?

117. Where? Hey, Greg, wait up!

118. You are quite a guy, will.

119. Just tell me everything about you.

120. You mean, you want to be our friend?

121. Yeah.

122. Hey, little Willy, we made a new friend...

123. And she can sleep over any time she wants to.

124. Your dad and I just had the most romantic lunch.

125. Romantic?

126. I don't mean to be critical, Vivian,

127. but you did mention the baby,

128. what, 3 or 4 dozen times?

129. But it was so romantic

130. when you asked that strolling violinist

131. to play my favorite song.

132. Yes, and what did you request?

133. "The wheels on the bus go round and round."

134. Vivian, we used to go to a restaurant

135. and not even be able to make it to the table.

136. Do you remember

137. the cloak room at Mario's Peruvian?

138. Excuse me,

139. but when did I get old enough to hear this?

140. Oh!

141. Excuse me.

142. Geoffrey, where's the baby?

143. The baby? Ah, the baby.

144. Actually, miss hilary insisted

145. on taking him out for the afternoon,

146. and since the poor girl's

147. still so depressed about Trevor,

148. I hadn't the heart to refuse.

149. Hi, everybody.

150. Geoffrey, could you give me a hand?

151. I left the most important thing

152. in the car. Hilary!

153. You left the baby alone in the car?

154. Mother, I would never do that.

155. How irresponsible do you think I am?

156. Well, then where's the baby?

157. I don't know.

158. Mom, you have to see these earrings I bought.

159. The little diamonds spell out—

160. hilary!

161. How did you know?

162. Hey, hey, hey.

163. My baby. Come to mommy.

164. Oh, coming, mommy.

165. Wait a minute, will.

166. How did you get ahold of the baby?

167. Wasn't hilary supposed to watch him?

168. Hilary?

169. Oh, God, it's not like I left him at sizzler...

170. Dad.

171. Last time I do you people any favors.

172. Don't worry, Nicky. Mommy's got you now.

173. Well, guess the only way

174. I'm gonna get any attention around here

175. is if I start wearing diapers.

176. No, Uncle Phil. You got at least 5 years

177. before you need them.

178. Vivian.

179. Will, after what you did today,

180. I don't even know how you could

181. look me in the eye.

182. Easy. Like this.

183. Look, I won't let you

184. use Nicky for evil anymore.

185. Next time, I'm going to the authorities.

186. Thanks for the warning, captain weenie.

187. Will Smith? Yeah.

188. Well, hello.

189. Buy you lunch today, daddy?

190. Yeah, sure.

191. Man, this is an embarrassment

192. of riches.

193. Well, what about me?

194. Oh, you just an embarrassment, man.

195. Hey, Jackie, what's up? Let me get that for you.

196. How was the game?

197. We won, man. Get out.

198. So what's been going on here?

199. Anything unusual?

200. No, no. Actually, it's been pretty quiet.

201. Oh, good, cool.

202. So before I forget,

203. would you sign this paper for me,

204. right here next to your picture?

205. Oh, yeah, sure. I don't see why—

206. haah!

207. No!

208. Oh, boy, are you in trouble,

209. and I'd like to say, "hey, I'm here for you,"

210. but, heck, I'd be lying.

211. Ha ha ha!

212. Look, it's just this little blurb

213. in some dumb school newspaper.

214. Freeze.

215. Don't be coming over here with no attitude.

216. This ain't my fault.

217. Oh? Whose was it, then?

218. Well, yours. What?

219. You heard me.

220. I'm saying, you know I can't be trusted.

221. You woudn't have left me here alone,

222. none of this mess would ever happen.

223. I didn't come all the way here from Philly

224. to hear this mess.

225. Don't be all up in my grill.

226. Don't be all up in my grill.

227. Excuse me? Excuse me?

228. You ain't never going to change!

229. I'm getting the last word!

230. Oh, no, you not!

231. Oh, yes, I am.

232. Damn! Damn!

233. Will, hi.

234. What? Oh, hey.

235. How you doing? That's right,

236. a beautiful woman...

237. Oh, I guess I should've told you I'm on the school paper

238. I hope you're not mad.

239. Mad? No, I ain't mad.

240. Then why are you yelling?

241. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

242. I got a slight hearing problem deficiency,

243. you know, from my night job at the target range.

244. Oh, you poor thing.

245. Listen, I got a class now, but could you meet me

246. here tomorrow morning, say, around 9:00?

247. Cool, because I'd love to see that sweet baby again.

248. Huh? Oh.

249. Oh, I think he has plans.

250. Oh, well, that's too bad

251. because I was thinking maybe the 3 of us

252. could do something really special together,

253. and then while he's taking his little nappy,

254. who knows?

255. Well, he just a baby.

256. How important could his plans be?

257. You're so cute.

258. I know. Ain't I?

259. Ok. So I'll meet you here at 9:00,

260. and you won't be sorry.

261. Oh, I know I won't be sorry...

262. 'Cause I got me a woman!

263. All I need is me a baby.

264. Hi, baby. Hello, dear.

265. Are you talking to me?

266. Of course I am.

267. I know I've been ignoring you lately,

268. so would you let me make it up to you?

269. Mm. Maybe.

270. Oh, all right.

271. I've seen you both naked, anyway.

272. Sweetheart, I have rented us a suite

273. at the bel-air hotel for tonight.

274. Now, Carlton's going to take care of Nicky

275. so I can take care of you.

276. All right. That's it!

277. That's it. I'm tired of this.

278. Y'all two need some time alone, ok?

279. You will leave Nicky here.

280. You will go get a fly hotel suite,

281. and you gonna chill, and you ain't coming

282. back here till tomorrow afternoon.

283. Come on. Let's go pack.

284. Oh, Philip, this is so wonderful.

285. I have been working so hard

286. taking care of the baby night and day.

287. Yes. Well, you just lay back and relax

288. and let daddy take care of you.

289. Dim the lights, Vivian.

290. Oh!

291. Yes, baby.

292. You know, sweetheart...

293. For the longest time, I've had the feeling

294. that the fire in our marriage had gone out,

295. but now I know that the flame still burns.

296. Can't get enough of your love, baby.

297. Vivian?

298. Vivian?

299. Vivian.

300. Ok. Look, Nicky, this is very important.

301. Come on. Repeat after me.

302. Dada.

303. Oh, man.

304. Oh, hey, sorry, my man.

305. Place doesn't open up till 10:00.

306. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

307. I kind of lost track of time since I pawned my watch.

308. No. Heck, I don't need

309. to bother you with my problems.

310. No. Wait. Hold up, man. It's cool.

311. Here. Have a seat right here.

312. There you go.

313. Got a little something for you

314. on the house.

315. Thank you.

316. Hey, least I can do, man.

317. You're my inspiration.

318. Aha! Caught you!

319. Oh, no! It's captain weenie

320. and his bag of tricks.

321. You're despicable.

322. I went to check up on my little brother

323. this morning, and what did I find?

324. A zucchini. A zucchini, will!

325. Well, I've had enough of your twisted charade.

326. Hey, hey, man, what are you doing?

327. I'm taking you down, mister.

328. I'm calling mom and dad at the bel-air hotel.

329. You got change for a dollar?

330. Oh, no. You got to buy something.

331. Ok. Um... Give me a pack of gum.

332. Sorry. We're closed.

333. Well, there's a world of change

334. out there, mister,

335. and I'm going to find it.

336. Morning, will. I'm so glad you could make it,

337. and little Willy, too.

338. Yeah. We came here straight from church.

339. What's up with that special

340. something-something you promised me?

341. Ok. Close your eyes.

342. Now, I knew you wouldn't agree to this

343. if I hadn't kept it a surprise.

344. A surprise? What you talking about?

345. Surprise! Surprise!

346. Will Smith, you are live here on "the heart file show."

347. I'm your host, Jake Maxwell.

348. And this is ula's father of the year.

349. Guess you're pretty excited, huh, will?

350. Sorry. We're closed.

351. We'll be open at 10:00.

352. Mmm.

353. Yeah, you better wake up, Vivian.

354. Olive oyl's looking awfully good right now.

355. Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry I fell asleep last night,

356. but guess what?

357. I'm wide awake now.

358. Quit it. Quit it. I am not in the mood.

359. Move. You're blocking bluto.

360. I'm going to go freshen up.

361. Why don't you turn on some more of that music?

362. Will Smith, what's it like being a single father

363. here in L.A.

364. Oh, you know, I'm saying,

365. you know, it ain't easy,

366. you know, being a single father like me,

367. but little Willy— Willy Jr. here

368. makes everything worthwhile.

369. Honey, did you see—

370. let's dance, Vivian, huh?

371. Oh, Philip! What in the world—

372. nothing. Nothing.

373. That's my baby.

374. That's my zucchini.

375. "the heart file" wants to make your life a little easier,

376. so here's a year's supply

377. of baby products for your son.

378. Oh, this is ridiculous.

379. What does he know about babies?

380. This is his idea of a baby.

381. Get that fruitcake out of here.

382. Hey!

383. Listen, I don't deserve all this stuff.

384. That's right, young fella.

385. You deserve a whole lot more.

386. So how's about a holiday in Hawaii?

387. Oh, look, I can't—

388. I'm sorry, did you say Hawaii?

389. Will, if it's not too painful,

390. could you tell the folks at home

391. a little bit about tarisha?

392. Uh, tarisha, your, uh, son's mother.

393. Oh! That tarisha.

394. Yes, uh, she's dead now.

395. Um, I met her after I, uh,

396. got back from, um...

397. From fighting them oil fires,

398. uh, in Kuwait, you know, and my hair

399. and my eyebrows, and everything

400. had just started growing back,

401. and general Powell said to me,

402. "you need to get down with a little some r&r

403. 'cause you're looking a little singed."

404. You know, so in China— he sent me to China,

405. and then that's where we met.

406. It was in a little-known province

407. uh, called, uh, rae dawn Chong.

408. And...

409. Well, sayonara.

410. Could you tell us more of your touching story?

411. I'll just take him out.

412. No, no. Hold—hold up a second, man.

413. Um... Uh...

414. Look, by a show of hands here,

415. how many of y'all got a sense of humor?

416. Huh? Huh?

417. All right, look.

418. I ain't no father of the year.

419. I'm not even a father.

420. I made all of this stuff up.

421. I'm kind of good at that.

422. This is my cousin Nicky,

423. and I don't deserve all these gifts.

424. Oh, but this dude here, this guy here, I mean,

425. he's the real single father with the real problems.

426. Give him all the stuff.

427. Hawaii, too?

428. No, homey, I thought I'd hang onto Hawaii.

429. You know...

430. Hawaii, too.

431. And that's another heartwarming moment from...

432. "The heart file."

433. Are we off?

434. Somebody get me a drink.

435. You creep!

436. Just wait till you see what I write

437. about you in tomorrow's paper.

438. But, baby, I—

439. see?

440. I can tell the truth.

441. I'm saying, you know, uh...

442. Maybe there's a little hope for me yet?

443. Very little.

444. Will, I'm out of here.

445. I just want to say "thank you" one more time.

446. Hey, no problem, man.

447. Hey, you know, it actually makes me

448. feel good to do something

449. for somebody who really needed it,

450. and I was starting to feel stank, you know,

451. claiming that as my baby and everything.

452. Yeah, I know what you mean.

453. See, this ain't my kid, either.

454. Ha ha ha! Aloha! Ha ha ha!

455. Oh, see, that's so wrong.

456. You know, will,

457. if you had pulled a stunt like this

458. when you were in high school,

459. God knows what I would've done.

460. Why, I might have done something like this.

461. Aah!

462. Captioning made possible by Warner bros.

463. Captioned by the national captioning institute

464. I went to check on my little brother,

465. and you know what a found?

466. A zucc— a zucchini.

467. Um, what? I'm sorry.

468. I didn't hear what you found.

469. A zucchini, will.

470. Oh.

471. Good-bye, captain weenie.