1. Y'all ready to hit the city
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Come on, Carlton.
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playing stickball,
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playing double Dutch.
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we'll be gone
for four or five days.
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her home.
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going to some fancy
resort somewhere
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have a good time?
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when people are spoiled
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and bring that out
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Warner bros.
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Come right on in.
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Oh, there it is, y'all.
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to my Booty.
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sittin' in it
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my sweet spot.
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who you are.
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how I left it.
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what's happening home game.
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what's happening now?
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rerun.
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a beret,
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get my stuff unpacked.
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right out here on
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sure that Uncle Phil
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make reservations
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That's a good idea.
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plenty of room right here.
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as a personal insult
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to stay here
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unpacking now,
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to the ballpark.
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is singing
the national anthem.
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Phillies
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a little jet-lagged.
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wants to go.
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take the subway to
broad and Patterson.
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tell you what.
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to the station.
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pay the fare.
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Tie your shoes first.
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My mama cheatin'.
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Come here!
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turning back my covers,
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on my pillow.
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what's up, man?
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Ha ha!
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in the whole city.
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food here that'll
stick to your ribs.
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to tip the maitre d'
to get a good stool?
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to stick up the joint,
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in the service industry
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like that.
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110. Hey, why don't you go take
your bing Crosby butt
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a drive-through window.
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cheese steaks, man.
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in cheese trunks!
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all the sandwiches
after people.
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with mushrooms, Duke.
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this jukebox
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all the time.
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for one of these!
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These are a mess!
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with grease!
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It's great, ain't it?
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is that the legendary
carroll park
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to play basketball?
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131. Oh, yeah.
It sure is.
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pathetic strip
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concrete legendary?
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after we eat?
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I don't think so.
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watching you!
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but you didn't?
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140. Duke's sandwiches:
A fountain of youth.
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sandwich to go, will ya?
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145. Yeah. We named it
after this guy
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across the street.
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he ran...
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to California.
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Ha ha!
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His name is will Smith.
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you're a little taller.
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a little bigger, but...
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Hey, Mr. Clark,
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over here.
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161. Say hello
to chicken will.
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162. Come on, my man,
strut your stuff.
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163. Hey, it's got
a good beat,
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run to it.
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166. Hey, there he goes!
He's running again!
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Where you going?
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the other way!
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the fresh prince!
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the 40-hour.
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fat in California.
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179. Uh, yeah, I was,
and I would have
stayed there
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I was getting played
like a clown back here.
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Everybody just wanted
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I ain't laughing.
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I'm talking about.
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189. Why didn't you tell me
my rep was getting
all sliced up?
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never coming back.
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tried to dis you,
we stepped to 'em.
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of times trying
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live here.
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you hooligans, disperse.
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away from a fight.
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I did not run!
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went to visit y'all...
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soup, Steve, word.
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upstairs if you got
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worse than dirty dockers.
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squash that.
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spinning me over
his head
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just to run him over?
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hanging at, man?
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Shepherd park, man.
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of fighting this ruffian,
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the only way, man.
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y'all having my back
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into training, man.
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Omar's butt!
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this was one-on-one.
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me for?
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I need a witness.
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you're my blood type.
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238. Jeez, this playground
makes the other one
look like club med.
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What are you
trying to prove?
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you don't understand
about reputations, man.
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around like a bad smell.
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a mouthful of bloody chicklets.
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something to you.
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little 14-year-old kid
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pumpkin-head Omar.
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the advantage.
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and dumb, he's slow.
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is so tiny,
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big head like this,
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a bb in a canteen.
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a black sweatshirt?
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I supposed to remember
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a black sweatshirt?
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who you are.
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of you, man.
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live down the shame
of a domestic vacation.
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buy a bunch of stuff,
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you know in england,
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to all my friends.
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that scrapple place.
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from the part
of the pig
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enough to go
in sausage.
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to go in Philip.
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very nice,
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are my groceries?
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we forgot something.
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I'm supposed to be
in england.
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English muffins.
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Let me talk to him.
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my gold silk bathrobe.
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for it, sir.
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turn up.
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of your vacation.
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something, man.
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off of this court
for the last time.
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kicking you off
the first time.
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that ball, brother?
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a little hint?
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like that anymore.
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bald-headed punk to me.
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I remember you.
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sandwich guy.
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a chicken!
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move, man.
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I love it here.
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the same mistakes I did.
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a after school special
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do nothing for my rep.
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you're so stupid,
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a quarterback
was a refund.
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that when you was born,
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both your parents.
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oh, my goodness!
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a doorknob.
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the red button.
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Let's go!
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you're trying to do,
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gonna hit you.
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you're a punk then.
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when you need me.
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for a lovely time.
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in an hour.
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having you.
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the Phillies schedule.
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when they make it
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melodramatic, will.
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on TV with
the rest of us.
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about going back
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to leave yet.
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since you got here.
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That ain't nothing.
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like that all the time.
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a garbage can for nothing?
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I didn't realize
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just sitting out
on the stoop.
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dad will buy us a stoop.
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another minute in
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aunt vy.
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tell you what.
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another week or so
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when you're ready, ok?
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It was wonderful.
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Thanks again.
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a surprise?
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just like old times.
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to call with
his flight arrangements,
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wrapped up in his own life
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to be a little bit responsible.
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I'm at home.
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