The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 4x26

Directed by Shelley Jensen

Daryl Mitchell as Chill • Dick Clark as Himself • Reno Wilson as Steve • Robert Costanzo as Duke • Vernee Watson-Johnson as Vy Smith

Will returns to the City of Brotherly Love and discovers he's the butt of old friends' jokes, prompting him to go into training to settle an old score and clear his reputation as a chicken.

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1. Y'all ready to hit the city of sisterly love?

2. Don't you mean brotherly love?

3. Take my word on this one, Carlton.

4. It doesn't matter how you sugar-coat it, will.

5. This vacation has all the earmarks of stinking.

6. Well, I'm looking forward to it.

7. Yeah, me, too. Come on, Carlton.

8. This is Philadelphia in the springtime.

9. Man, there's people all over the place.

10. There's guys playing stickball,

11. girls in the street playing double Dutch.

12. No country club reciprocity.

13. Ok, now, Geoffrey, we'll be gone for four or five days.

14. Don't worry, sir. The house is in excellent hands.

15. Do we have to go?

16. Carlton, your aunt vy is dying to show us

17. how she's redecorated her home.

18. God forbid she should send a picture.

19. Come on, kids, let's go.

20. Oh, all right.

21. Let's get it over with.

22. Carlton, would you cool out a little bit, man?

23. Just because you're not going to some fancy resort somewhere

24. that means you can't have a good time?

25. It's a damn shame when people are spoiled by money.

26. G.R. Put some butter on that and bring that out to me in the car.

27. captioning made possible by Warner bros.

28. Come on, ya'll. Come right on in.

29. Go on! Oh, there it is, y'all.

30. Hey. Hey. Check it out.

31. My TV chair.

32. I spent 10 years customizing this thing to my Booty.

33. Now, I don't want none of you all sittin' in it

34. and stretching out my sweet spot.

35. Y'all know who you are.

36. Don't make me kill you in your mother's home.

37. I'm going to go check out my bedroom.

38. Well, what do you guys think?

39. Vy, you have really perked this place up,

40. hasn't she, hilary?

41. Um... Yeah.

42. I mean, it's so...

43. Poor.

44. Ow!

45. Hey! My bedroom is exactly how I left it.

46. I even found my what's happening home game.

47. What's happening or what's happening now?

48. What's happening.

49. Neato. I get to be rerun.

50. Hey, listen, listen,

51. go find yourself a beret,

52. and I'm gonna go get my stuff unpacked.

53. I'm putting both of you right out here on the convertible couch.

54. And Ashley and hilary will be with me.

55. Philip and Vivian will have your room.

56. Mom, listen,

57. you should probably make sure that Uncle Phil

58. sleeps on the bottom bunk.

59. 'Cause if he get up on the top bunk,

60. well, you know gravity ain't no joke.

61. We'll have to get him from China.

62. Vy, we don't want to be any trouble.

63. Why don't we just make reservations at a hotel

64. and just get out of your hair?

65. Great idea! That's a good idea.

66. There is plenty of room right here.

67. And I'll take it as a personal insult if you guys leave.

68. Yup, yup, yup-yup-yup.

69. How about if just I left?

70. Ow! Ow!

71. That's what I get for being considerate.

72. Vy, we'd be happy to stay here with you.

73. All of us.

74. Good!

75. But don't bother unpacking now,

76. 'cause we got to get to the ballpark.

77. Teddy pendergrass is singing the national anthem.

78. Oh, yeah. Phillies in the house.

79. You know, vy, we're all a little jet-lagged.

80. Oh. Well, I know will wants to go.

81. Oh, yeah, take the subway to broad and Patterson.

82. You know it.

83. Hey, I'll tell you what.

84. I'll race you to the station.

85. Loser gotta pay the fare.

86. Wait a minute. Tie your shoes first.

87. Oh, you're cheatin'.

88. You're cheatin'. My mama cheatin'.

89. Ha ha ha! Come here!

90. How come we never have that much fun?

91. I don't know.

92. What's on TV?

93. God, I wish I was home.

94. I'll bet Geoffrey's turning back my covers,

95. and putting a little mint on my pillow.

96. hey, programs!

97. Hey, programs!

98. Yo! Hey, what's up, man?

99. How are you doing, man?

100. Ha ha! Ha ha!

101. Ha ha ha!

102. the best hoagie spot in the whole city.

103. They got the kind of food here that'll stick to your ribs.

104. And your feet.

105. What do you have to tip the maitre d' to get a good stool?

106. Unless you're here to stick up the joint,

107. sit down and eat.

108. You won't get anywhere in the service industry

109. treating customers like that.

110. Hey, why don't you go take your bing Crosby butt

111. and lie down in front of a drive-through window.

112. Ain't he great?

113. Hey, Duke, give me four cheese steaks, man.

114. Four Joe fraziers in cheese trunks!

115. Joe Frazier?

116. Yeah, it means big beef.

117. Duke names all the sandwiches after people.

118. Hey, give me one with mushrooms, Duke.

119. Wrap one in fungus!

120. This is the only song this jukebox ever played!

121. We used to sing to this all the time.

122. yo, dumbo, pick up.

123. Y'all going to love these.

124. Hey, thanks a lot, Duke.

125. I've been dying for one of these!

126. My God! These are a mess!

127. They're filled with grease!

128. Mmm. Yeah. It's great, ain't it?

129. Hey, will, is that the legendary carroll park

130. where you used to play basketball?

131. Oh, yeah. It sure is.

132. You call that pathetic strip

133. of graffiti-littered concrete legendary?

134. Can we go there after we eat?

135. Oh, well, uh, naw.

136. No, no. I don't think so.

137. Wow! It's dick Clark!

138. Hey! I grew up watching you!

139. How come I got older but you didn't?

140. Duke's sandwiches: A fountain of youth.

141. Hey, Duke, give me a chicken sandwich to go, will ya?

142. Sure thing, Mr. Clark.

143. One will Smith.

144. Will Smith?

145. Yeah. We named it after this guy

146. who got into a little scrape across the street.

147. Only instead of fighting, he ran...

148. Clear across the country to California.

149. He was a chicken... To go. Ha ha!

150. Oh, what a coincidence. His name is will Smith.

151. Wait a second.

152. Yeah, you're a little taller.

153. The ears are a little bigger, but...

154. It is you!

155. My man!

156. All right!

157. Listen, it's me,

158. but I didn't exactly run.

159. Hey, look. Hey, Mr. Clark,

160. we got another celebrity over here.

161. Say hello to chicken will.

162. Come on, my man, strut your stuff.

163. Hey, it's got a good beat,

164. and you can run to it.

165. Not you, too, dick.

166. Hey, there he goes! He's running again!

167. Hey! Hey! Where you going?

168. California's the other way!

169. I'm in! I'm in!

170. Ah-ah-ah-ah!

171. Oh, whoa!

172. Oh, whoa!

173. Oh, whoa! Aah!

174. Damn! If it isn't the fresh prince!

175. Hoo! Aah!

176. What y'all been into?

177. Yo, man, just working the 40-hour.

178. We thought you was living fat in California.

179. Uh, yeah, I was, and I would have stayed there

180. if I'd had known I was getting played like a clown back here.

181. That's not true, man. Everybody just wanted to know where you've been.

182. Clarice, look.

183. That's vy's boy will.

184. Hey, will!

185. How you doing?

186. Boo!

187. That's funny? I ain't laughing.

188. That's exactly what I'm talking about.

189. Why didn't you tell me my rep was getting all sliced up?

190. Yo, we are your boys, man.

191. Hey, we figured you was never coming back.

192. But every time somebody tried to dis you, we stepped to 'em.

193. We got beat up plenty of times trying to protect your rep.

194. Y'all did?

195. We don't run away from our fights.

196. We can't.

197. All our relatives live here.

198. All right, you hooligans, disperse.

199. Stop taunting my cousin

200. just because he ran away from a fight.

201. Look, stumpy, I did not run!

202. I just—I just went to visit y'all...

203. For four years.

204. Look, this is chill, soup, Steve, word.

205. What's up, stumpy?

206. Why don't you go upstairs if you got to use the bathroom?

207. Hey, mister, there's nothing worse than dirty dockers.

208. All right, look, squash that.

209. What am I supposed to do about my rep?

210. You got to stand up to Omar boware, man.

211. Word.

212. Who's Omar boware?

213. Some guy will wouldn't fight.

214. The dude that be spinning me over his head

215. in the opening credits.

216. Oh.

217. Man, yo, that is one mean brother, man.

218. remember in junior high when he stole

219. the principal's car just to run him over?

220. Yo, where he be hanging at, man?

221. Yo, he down around Shepherd park, man.

222. You're not thinking of fighting this ruffian, are you?

223. Look, that's the only way, man.

224. Yo, will, we got your back, man. He can't take all of us.

225. Straight up.

226. That's right.

227. I've been reading.

228. Look, I appreciate y'all having my back and everything,

229. but I got to take care of this myself.

230. Carlton, come here.

231. Listen, I need your help, man.

232. I got to go into training, man.

233. I'm going to kick Omar's butt!

234. I thought you said this was one-on-one.

235. What do you need me for?

236. Well, if I win, I need a witness.

237. If I lose, you're my blood type.

238. Jeez, this playground makes the other one look like club med.

239. Come on, will. What are you trying to prove?

240. Look, Carlton, you don't understand about reputations, man.

241. They can follow you around like a bad smell.

242. Maybe you do understand.

243. A bad smell isn't worth a mouthful of bloody chicklets.

244. Let me explain something to you.

245. I am not some skinny little 14-year-old kid no more.

246. If anybody's going to be bleeding,

247. it's gonna be that big pumpkin-head Omar.

248. Carlton, I have the advantage.

249. Not only is he big and dumb, he's slow.

250. Carlton, his brain is so tiny,

251. when he shakes his big head like this,

252. it sounds like a bb in a canteen.

253. Does he wear a black sweatshirt?

254. How the hell am I supposed to remember

255. if he wears a black sweatshirt?

256. Turn around.

257. Hey, man.

258. Yo, man.

259. We got this court.

260. Is that so?

261. You don't remember who I am, do you?

262. I don't care who you are.

263. I said we got this court.

264. Ha!

265. Listen, we ain't scared of you, man.

266. Me and Carlton can take you.

267. You and who?

268. Carlton.

269. Ain't that right...

270. Carlton?

271. Geoffrey, I will never live down the shame of a domestic vacation.

272. Look, go to rodeo drive, buy a bunch of stuff,

273. send it to someone you know in england,

274. and have him mail it to all my friends.

275. Where have you two been?

276. I sent you out of here four hours ago.

277. Oh, I'm sorry, mom.

278. We went for a long walk.

279. I love this city.

280. Tell her about that scrapple place.

281. You ate scrapple?

282. That's made from the part of the pig

283. that's not good enough to go in sausage.

284. It's good enough to go in Philip.

285. Oh, baby.

286. Well, this is all very nice,

287. but where are my groceries?

288. Uh-oh. I knew we forgot something.

289. I don't know. I'm supposed to be in england.

290. Get some... English muffins.

291. Is that Geoffrey? Let me talk to him.

292. Geoffrey, I can't find my gold silk bathrobe.

293. Did you pack it?

294. Did I forget to pack that?

295. I'll keep an eye out for it, sir.

296. I'm sure it will turn up.

297. Enjoy the rest of your vacation.

298. Good-bye.

299. There is room for one more.

300. Ha ha ha!

301. Let me tell you something, man.

302. You have kicked me off of this court for the last time.

303. I don't remember kicking you off the first time.

304. You really don't remember me, huh?

305. No.

306. Ok, ok, ok, ok.

307. Hey, can I see that ball, brother?

308. How about a little hint?

309. Oh, I remember you.

310. But hey, man, I'm not like that anymore.

311. Oh, really?

312. You look like the same bald-headed punk to me.

313. Oh, yeah. I remember you.

314. You the chicken sandwich guy.

315. I am not a chicken!

316. My mama made me move, man.

317. My mama made me.

318. I would never leave Philly. I love it here.

319. So do I. That's why I'm giving back to it.

320. I stayed to help the kids in the area

321. so that they wouldn't make the same mistakes I did.

322. You sound like a after school special or something.

323. But that ain't gonna do nothing for my rep.

324. Let's go right now,

325. and I ain't taking no for an answer.

326. You have no choice.

327. Let's go.

328. Ok, well, you're so stupid,

329. you thought a quarterback was a refund.

330. How about you're so ugly, that when you was born,

331. the doctor just slapped both your parents.

332. And your mom— oh, my goodness!

333. She is like a doorknob.

334. Everybody gets a turn.

335. Guess the mom's the red button.

336. Come on. Let's go. Let's go!

337. Look here, man.

338. I know what you're trying to do,

339. but I am not gonna hit you.

340. Then I'm gonna tell everybody you're a punk then.

341. Be my guest.

342. What about your rep?

343. Look, you see those guys over there?

344. That's my rep.

345. Brother, you need to grow up.

346. Will!

347. Let me know when you need me.

348. Thanks, vy, for a lovely time.

349. Will, the plane leaves in an hour.

350. Come on. Hurry it up!

351. Oh, baby, it was so good having you.

352. Oh, and here's the Phillies schedule.

353. Maybe you can come back when they make it to the world series.

354. I can't do it.

355. No need to get melodramatic, will.

356. Just watch it on TV with the rest of us.

357. I'm talking about going back to bel-air.

358. I ain't ready to leave yet.

359. I'm still having fun.

360. Fun? You've been ostracized since you got here.

361. Oh, man, what are you talking about.

362. That chicken will thing?

363. Come on, man. That ain't nothing.

364. Guys be tripping like that all the time.

365. You mean I was in a garbage can for nothing?

366. When were you in a garbage can?

367. Look, I'm just saying I didn't realize

368. how much I missed just sitting out on the stoop.

369. Look, when we get back, dad will buy us a stoop.

370. Come on. We're gonna miss the plane.

371. Yeah, I don't want to spend another minute in this sardine can.

372. Thanks for everything, aunt vy.

373. Will, I'll tell you what.

374. You stay for another week or so

375. and then you come home when you're ready, ok?

376. Thanks a lot, vy. It was wonderful.

377. Oh, good.

378. Take care. Thanks again.

379. Well, isn't this a surprise?

380. Just me and you, just like old times.

381. That's right.

382. Now go clean up your room.

383. Go on.

384. What time is will's plane coming in?

385. He was supposed to call with his flight arrangements,

386. but once again, he's gets so wrapped up in his own life

387. that he cannot take the time to be a little bit responsible.

388. That must be him now.

389. Hello?

390. Hey, Uncle Phil.

391. Will, are you at the airport?

392. Uh, no. Um, I'm at home.

393. Well, what happened? You miss your flight?

394. Sort of.

395. Well, when are you coming back then?

396. I'm not.