The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 4x25

Marla Maples as Marla Maples Trump • Donald Trump as Donald Trump • Tom Henschel as Ron

A stranger makes a generous offer for the Banks estate, which prompts the family to reminisce about their good times there.

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1. It's delicious.

2. Should eat some first.

3. Sir, I hate to disturb you during feeding time,

4. but there's a man snooping around the premises.

5. Daddy, call the police.

6. I'll handle this.

7. No, I got this one, Uncle Phil.

8. What are you doing in our backyard, man?

9. Oh my God. Uncle Phil, he's got a...

10. Business card!

11. Sorry I startled anyone. Nobody answered the front door.

12. I'm a realtor. Ron Reed.

13. You still don't have the right

14. to go traipsing around our property.

15. I've got a client who's prepared

16. to make a generous offer on this house.

17. Then come in, Ron. It is Ron, isn't it?

18. Sit down. Take a load off, yes.

19. Care for some salmon?

20. Carlton!

21. What kind of offer?

22. Well above market value.

23. My client wants it for his nephew.

24. It's not for sale.

25. How much?

26. Shut up, Carlton.

27. If you'll hear me out.

28. My client's nephew grew up in this house,

29. and he'd like to repurchase it for sentimental reasons.

30. How much?

31. Shut up, Carlton!

32. I was...

33. Hey, Uncle Phil, man,

34. you're not really going to consider

35. selling this house, are you?

36. Come on. This place is special to us.

37. I'm authorized to bid a half million dollars above fair market value.

38. I'm going to pack my stuff, alright?

39. it's kind of tempting, huh?

40. Especially with real estate being soft.

41. Am I the only one

42. who doesn't think making money is always the bottom line?

43. Let's hope so.

44. Very funny, Carlton.

45. Look, some stranger wants to buy this house for sentimental reasons.

46. What about our sentimental reasons?

47. We love this house.

48. You know, I think Ashley's right.

49. This place has got a lot of memories.

50. Living here has been almost a religious experience.

51. My father would kill me if he knew I was out with a boy tonight.

52. I told him I was going to church.

53. The lord is good.

54. Why don't you come on over here and relax a little bit?

55. O.K.

56. Ahem.

57. Boy, you are pretty slick, will Smith.

58. And I ain't even oiled up yet, you know?

59. Hey, you know what?

60. You can sell the house.

61. It's the couch that got the memories...

62. And the jacuzzi...

63. Carlton's little typewriting table.

64. Hey!

65. Look, kids, this is serious.

66. What should we do, Philip?

67. I can't imagine living someplace else.

68. This is where we raised our children

69. and taught them to be responsible adults.

70. Here, hilary, you take it out.

71. Out where?

72. To the trash cans.

73. Those things you hit whenever you back out the car.

74. Thank God! I thought it was the neighbor's kids.

75. Ow!

76. This is gross! I don't touch greasy, disgusting things.

77. Just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards.

78. You take it.

79. Girl!

80. For your information, dinner comes first.

81. Oh, it's like that, right?

82. You're just going to slam garbage at me.

83. Good morning, will.

84. Good morning, Uncle Phil. Here's your lunch.

85. Thank you.

86. We all new Ashley was, well, cute.

87. But with my help, she has turned into an absolute knockout.

88. So it gives me great pleasure to present,

89. the new Ashley banks.

90. Well, isn't she the most gorgeous creature you've ever seen?

91. Ashley sweetheart, are you comfortable dressed like this?

92. Well, daddy, it all comes down to a—

93. Ashley, aren't we forgetting something?

94. You're so in tune with my needs.

95. It was amazing and endless and magnificent.

96. I think I saw God.

97. Stand up.

98. We're sorry.

99. I fell. I fell. I fell. I fell.

100. You'd think in a house this big,

101. a fella would get some privacy.

102. Or stronger doors.

103. Whatever. I still think we shouldn't sell this house.

104. It's home.

105. Ashley, this house obviously means a lot to all of us,

106. but you don't get an offer like this every day.

107. I have to consider it.

108. Excuse me?

109. I mean your mother and I will have to give it some real consideration,

110. isn't that right, sweetheart?

111. Dear?

112. Man, if we end up moving into another guest house,

113. I'm getting the bedroom this time.

114. Who knows if the new place

115. will even have a guest house?

116. We'll bring a shoe box you can sleep in.

117. Listen, my friend, I haven't exactly gotten a kick

118. out of being your roommate either.

119. I can't imagine anything more irritating

120. than sharing a pool house with you.

121. I can. How about sharing a jail cell with you?

122. Come on, man, let it go. You'll feel better.

123. yeah, well, that whole fiasco was your fault.

124. You're totally immature.

125. I'm immature?

126. Well, isn't that the munchkin calling the midget short?

127. Oh, what a night! I made a killing. 26 milky ways.

128. And the democrats say there's a recession.

129. What are you supposed to be?

130. My idol— maccauley culkin.

131. And you know why he's my idol?

132. Why? 'Cause y'all the same height?

133. How dare you two defy me?

134. Now, see here, big guy.

135. Oh, my God! Howard!

136. And to think I laid out 50 big ones on your damn cake.

137. I got you that really, really neat one in the commercials—

138. the one that goes,

139. Carlton! Carlton!

140. I don't know how I've been around you this long.

141. What's wrong with being around me?

142. Oh, well...

143. How about "I'll take always embarrassing me for 500, Alex"?

144. What have I ever done to embarrass you?

145. Oh, well, you, you gotta few days?

146. You really think we made it?

147. Whether we did or not, you hung in there. I'm proud of you.

148. You're proud of me?

149. You never said that to me before in my life.

150. Give me a hug.

151. That's exactly why I never tell you nothing.

152. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

153. Admit it, will. You care about me.

154. I do not.

155. Yes, you do. You like me. You like having me around.

156. Carlton, take it back, man.

157. Face it.

158. Just got to face it.

159. You love me.

160. Alright, that was a bad example.

161. You're not so much of an embarrassment.

162. Apology accepted.

163. Hey, come on. See, man. Damn.

164. So, after careful consideration,

165. we've decided not to sell.

166. Daddy!

167. Oh, man!

168. We just couldn't part with this place.

169. In the final analysis, there are more important things than money.

170. Would everyone stop saying that?

171. I'm getting a migraine!

172. We got some baby Tylenol in the kitchen.

173. Hello.

174. Ah! Ron! I was just going to call you.

175. Look, we've talked it over,

176. and we've decided not to sell.

177. I don't think there's anything you could say to me

178. that could change—

179. what's that? You're kidding.

180. Could you hold on?

181. Philip, what's going on?

182. Ron said that his buyer is willing to go $1 million

183. above market value.

184. Whoa!

185. Aah!

186. Yes, there is a God!

187. Look at you all!

188. Will, say something.

189. Ching! Ching!

190. We have to talk about this.

191. Thank you very much. Bye-bye.

192. That was Ron.

193. The buyer's flying in tonight from New York.

194. $1 million.

195. But I don't want to move!

196. Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

197. Hey, girl.

198. Ashley, this is $1 million here.

199. Uncle Phil will put that money in the bank, right,

200. and then start getting all kinds of crazy interest.

201. Then it's bonds, then it's that t-bill stuff.

202. They got some certificates.

203. Then junk be compounding.

204. What are you saying?

205. I have no idea.

206. Money! Money! Money!

207. Is that all you care about?

208. I've been very happy in this house.

209. A lot of exciting things have happened to me here.

210. You're 15 years old.

211. How much excitement could you possibly have had?

212. A lot more than you, Carlton.

213. Happy Birthday, Ashley.

214. I... Think I'd feel better if I could kiss you.

215. I'm sorry. Is that terrible?

216. No.

217. Is it terrible that I want to kiss you back?

218. Can I blow in your ear?

219. Why?

220. I don't know. I heard will say it.

221. Oh... O.K.

222. Hey, Ashley, you ain't tell me

223. that dude blew in your ear.

224. Me, either.

225. I, uh, embellished?

226. I think you've more than made your opinion known

227. to Ashley and her boyfriends.

228. Who's this?

229. We met at the mall.

230. What's your name, son?

231. This.

232. This is a stick with a snake wrapped around it.

233. It's a symbol, like prince.

234. Prince who?

235. That's exactly

236. why fathers ain't allowed at the mall.

237. Uh, what's this thing?

238. It's a symbol... For "get out of my house!"

239. So I lost my temper once. Who hasn't?

240. Excuse me. Once?

241. Speaking as a lawyer,

242. your daughter suits the criminal profile to a "t."

243. Right down to the low, sloping forehead

244. and the wide jaw suitable for grains and small rodents.

245. I think you must have her confused with your mama.

246. I don't want you to move.

247. I have to go.

248. No, you don't.

249. Will says I do.

250. He says it's time for me to leave the nest,

251. become independent, and have sex with girls...

252. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it.

253. Excuse me!

254. Is this what you've been telling my boy—

255. that life is one big orgy?

256. College is hard work, followed by a family,

257. which is even harder.

258. And a teenage daughter who's embarrassed by you

259. and a wife who won't let you anywhere near her

260. and a Butler who may be the father of your child.

261. Dad! Dad!

262. You big-eared freeloader!

263. Take your little square-headed cousin here

264. and find Geoffrey, and you bring him back,

265. or they'll never find your bodies.

266. I'm a judge. I can make it happen.

267. Alright, so I have an ugly side.

268. And you could write "goodyear" on it.

269. The more I think about it,

270. I won't mind saying goodbye to this place.

271. I've experienced the greatest tragedies of my life here.

272. Damn!

273. And I mean that in the nicest possible way, hil.

274. I look like a troll doll!

275. Look! There he goes.

276. Hilary banks...

277. Oh, yes, Trevor!

278. Will you marry me?

279. I ain't no bungee expert or nothing,

280. but I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.

281. If I hadn't asked for a special proposal,

282. Trevor would be in my arms

283. instead of in my purse.

284. I love you, Trevor.

285. Um... Hilary,

286. Trevor wasn't cremated.

287. Ew! Then who's this?

288. I'll see him to the door, miss hilary.

289. I'm still not over that hair thing.

290. Geoffrey, we'll need hors d'oeuvres tonight.

291. What do we have in the house?

292. Whatever he hasn't eaten.

293. Geoffrey, for once, could you please cut the sarcasm?

294. Sarcasm?

295. Whatever do you mean?

296. Geoffrey, go fetch my tools.

297. You mean your knife and fork?

298. Jazz, to what do we owe your presence?

299. My guess would be inbreeding.

300. Sweetheart, it hasn't been that long

301. since we've made love, has it?

302. Five months this Tuesday.

303. Why, that's just good-natured ribbing, sir,

304. unlike those ruthless barbs from master William.

305. Me?

306. Earthquake!

307. Man changed my life.

308. Turned a skinny little kid from South Carolina

309. into the man you see before you today.

310. You know how? He challenged me.

311. To what, a pie-eating contest?

312. What is wrong with you people?

313. I weigh the same thing I weighed in high school.

314. Yeah, if you add up all four years.

315. Hey, hey, hey, man.

316. Man, have I told you how thin you looking lately?

317. Well, no, especially around your chins.

318. I mean, um...

319. Damn.

320. That must be him.

321. We're doing the right thing, aren't we?

322. We should sell.

323. She's buckling, dad! Throw some cold water on her!

324. Carlton!

325. Of course we're doing the right thing, sweetheart.

326. Sir, it is my esteemed pleasure

327. to introduce Mr. and Mrs. Donald trump.

328. It's the Donald! Oh, my God!

329. Mr. and Mrs. trump, it's an honor to, uh, to, um, meet you.

330. Well, Ron said his client had a rich Uncle, but Donald trump...

331. I like keeping a low profile.

332. Hi. Hilary banks.

333. You know, you look much richer in person.

334. Hey, Mr. trump. Hi. How you doing?

335. Will Smith.

336. Listen, you are getting a great house here,

337. and this is quite a deal

338. you're getting for it, too.

339. For another 50 grand,

340. I'll cut the grass for you every Saturday.

341. Look, folks, before we go too far,

342. I've got something to tell you.

343. Excuse me. But I've got something to tell you first.

344. Thank you for ruining my life!

345. Ashley!

346. What did you do?

347. Everybody's always blaming me for everything.

348. Let's sit down and sign some papers.

349. Mr. banks, there's been a little mistake.

350. Mr. trump's nephew grew up at 508 St. cloud road.

351. And all this time,

352. I thought our address was 805 St. cloud road.

353. It is, hilary.

354. It's very embarrassing.

355. Apparently, I inverted the numbers.

356. I don't know what to say, I'm sorry.

357. That makes two of us.

358. Well, that's business.

359. Let's go down the street.

360. I brought cash. It's quicker.

361. Nice meeting you all.

362. It's just too much of a fixer-upper.

363. Vivian, Vivian, Vivian, Vivian.

364. No, no. No, no.

365. What...

366. What happened?

367. Donald trump walked in, and you passed out.

368. Donald? Where is he?

369. He'll be the guy carrying millions of dollars in cash.

370. If you hurry up—

371. oh, well, I guess this makes you very happy.

372. And you are, too. Come on, admit it.

373. Yes! We're staying!

374. Yes, you know, it's probably for the best.

375. I guess deep down inside,

376. none of us really wanted to move.

377. Of course I do hear des moines is great this time of year.

378. In 5, 4, 3, 2.

379. But it'll cut into my trick or treat—

380. here we go.

381. But it'll cut into my trick or treat—

382. I'll just say my line and go.

383. I just won $1,000.

384. In 5, 4, 3, 2.

385. It ain't me. It ain't me.

386. This is—

387. I can't get it out.