1. Hey, will,
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we're gonna watch
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adventure flicks
tonight.
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action adventure of our
own going, you know m—
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did you rent, Casanova?
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Terminator 2,
lethal weapon 3,
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maniac cop 7.
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9. Sounds like
a romantic evening.
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11. Lookie here,
lookie here, spanky.
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See what I'm saying?
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dingo.
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what I tell her
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enjoy it.
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as they say,
is that.
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17. Now, if you'll
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18. x-rated up
in here, you
know what I mean?
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20. Hey!
What's up, girl?
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did you get us?
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22. Terms of endearment,
fried green tomatoes,
and the joy luck club.
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some hankies?
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so happy about?
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25. Ah, I just made the
weekend reservations
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for me and Lisa.
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27. Lisa?
You've been seeing
a lot of her lately.
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28. Yeah. And if it goes
the way I plan,
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29. I'll see the rest
of her this weekend,
you know what I mean?
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30. Have you no shame?
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31. Yeah.
I'm ashamed of you.
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32. Will, while you're
wallowing in your
sordid filth of a life,
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some culture.
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34. I bought tickets to
the jeffersons
live on stage.
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with sherman hensley
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picture of both
the lionels!
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37. Wow!
That'll go great
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38. with your weezie
collectible cups.
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39. Hey, kool-aid!
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40. I got your kool-aid,
alright?
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41. You will look so good!
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42. You are gonna be
the hit of the Bahamas.
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your mother there.
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44. I've been practicing
my limbo.
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46. I don't know, dad.
That limbo bar gets
as low as 13 inches.
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47. Oh, Carlton,
you could just
walk right under it.
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48. Will's shacking up with
some girl in palm Springs!
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49. You're gonna
get it now, mister.
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50. Have fun.
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51. Ha ha ha!
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going to say to him?
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53. Am I paying
for your trip?
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54. No.
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55. Five up top.
Alright.
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56. Master William,
miss Lisa's here to see you.
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57. Oh, sugar-woogar, now.
Come on, girl!
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58. Oh, and sir,
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is set at 3 feet,
when you're ready.
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61. He couldn't make that
lying flat on his back.
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62. Baby now, say those words
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send chills up my spine.
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64. I want you
to meet my father.
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65. Ooh! What you
talking about, girl?
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he and I are very close,
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get any closer,
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you should meet him.
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69. Alright.
That's cool. That's cool.
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when we come back
from palm Springs.
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71. Oh, check it out.
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72. I got us the
wilt Chamberlain
suite...
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scoreboard over the bed
and everything!
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74. Before you and I
get into a little
one-on-one,
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have to talk
to the head coach.
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76. But I'm sayin', what
if he ain't playing off
the same playbook I am, baby?
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77. Well, then we're
gonna have to
call a timeout.
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78. Hey, hey, hey, don't
be using my analogy
against me.
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79. Come on, baby.
I'm just not gonna
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approves of you,
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81. as if there's anything
not to approve of.
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82. Oh, whoa, whoa,
not the ears, baby.
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83. Ooh.
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84. Alright.
I'll talk to your daddy.
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85. You keep doing that,
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86. we're going to have
to dig up his daddy.
I'll talk to him, too.
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87. Do you have
a nonprofit book
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88. by African American
photographers?
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89. You mean
songs of my people.
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90. It's a very popular book.
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91. Hey, hey,
we're not nonprofit.
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92. Hey.
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93. Hey, baby.
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94. Hey, uh, hey.
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95. Hey, how you doing?
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96. Uh, sorry I'm late,
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98. I went down and read some
books to the elderly.
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99. Don't overdo it, honey.
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100. Will, this is my dad.
Daddy, this is will.
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101. Hello.
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102. Whoa! How you doing?
You hear that deep voice?
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103. Like James Earl Jones.
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104. This is CNN.
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105. Well, I gotta get to class.
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106. I want you guys to
enjoy each other.
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108. How's the grub here,
wilbur?
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109. Oh, well, we've only had
two food-related deaths
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110. in the past month.
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111. I didn't read
about that.
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112. You must be
doing a good
job as a manager
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113. to keep something
like that quiet.
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114. Uh, well, actually,
my cousin Carlton
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115. is the manager,
you know.
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116. I'm pretty much
just...
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117. Trying to score
with my daughter.
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118. Sir?
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119. It's a joke. I'm joking,
I'm pulling your leg.
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120. Oh.
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121. Ha ha ha!
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122. Ha ha ha!
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123. See these pictures?
That's my baby.
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124. There's nothing
in the world
I won't do for her.
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125. And I really
respect that, sir.
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126. If you don't
mind me saying so,
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127. that's a lovely picture
of your wife.
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128. I see where Lisa gets
her good looks form.
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129. That's not
my wife, that's my
sister-in-law Cecilia.
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130. She's so ugly,
she'd make an onion cry.
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131. Actually, I was being
polite. She is a dog.
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132. Grrr!
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133. Grrr!
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134. Hey, hey—
she's so ugly,
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135. she could make
a freight train
take a dirt road.
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136. It'd be like—
aah! Vroom!
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137. You talking
about my family, boy?
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138. Um...
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139. Well, no. I just figured...
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140. You was, um, so...
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141. You know what?
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142. I like you.
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143. You do?
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144. Yeah,
but I'm out of time.
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145. I gotta fly
to San Francisco
on some business.
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146. Why don't we finish
this interview
next week?
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147. Ooh, hey, sir,
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I actually was hoping
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149. that I could get
your approval by
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150. What's the rush?
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151. Oh, no rush.
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152. You know, I just hate
to leave things unfinished.
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153. You know, I'm very
meticulous like that.
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154. Meticulous...
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155. Hey, now, that's a word
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run into every day.
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157. Say, why don't you fly
to 'frisco with me?
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158. You can help me
with my vocabulary.
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159. F-f-f-fly?
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160. You ain't scared,
are you?
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162. Scared?
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163. Hell, no.
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164. Aah!
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165. Here, wilbur.
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166. You didn't finish
your buffalo wing.
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167. I can't eat anymore.
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168. Sure, you can.
Just put some
hot sauce on that.
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169. No—
no, thank you.
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170. I don't know what
you're talking about.
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171. Better put some
red rooster on that.
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172. Look, um...
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173. Hey, do you
think you could
just land the plane?
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174. You know, and uh,
I'll just walk
back to L.A.
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175. Oh!
Flying upside down
makes you a little queasy,
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177. Well, no,
not a— hmmm...
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178. I'll take that
as a yes.
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179. Now, let's talk
about my daughter.
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180. Look, it's
like I told you
on the ground, man.
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181. You know, I just
like being with her.
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182. Wrong answer.
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183. Aah!
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184. Admit it, boy.
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185. You're like a squirrel
trying to get a nut.
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186. Let me ask you
a question.
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187. How many times
did you put those rusty,
crusty lips on my daughter?
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188. With all
due respect, sir,
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189. I think that's
between me and Lisa.
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190. Wrong again.
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191. Aah!
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192. Aah! Aah!
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193. Aah!
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195. I'll just
cancel our weekend
in palm Springs.
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196. Why the hell would I wanna
go to palm Springs with you?
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197. Not you, Lisa.
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198. You taking my baby
to palm Springs?
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199. Oh, you done done it now!
I'm really mad now.
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200. Aah!
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201. Uh-oh.
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202. The engine's dead.
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204. Yeah.
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205. Oh, so I guess
we're going down, huh?
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a bucket of chicken
at Oprah's.
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207. Oh, so I should
probably just confess
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208. all the nasty things
I've done with your
daughter, huh?
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209. Especially seeing as how
in any second now
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210. we're gonna be
splattering all over
those mountains there.
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211. Now let me
tell you something.
Man, I'm from Philly.
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212. You have to wake up
early to get me with...
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215. Mr. Adams?
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216. Aah!
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217. Aah!
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218. Aah!
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219. Whoo!
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220. Whoo!
Whoo!
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221. Whoo.
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223. I made it!
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226. I can't believe it either.
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227. Your damn chute
wasn't supposed to open.
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228. Man, your plane
wasn't supposed
to crash neither.
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229. I guess you're just
having an all around
bad day, huh?
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230. How the hell did you land
so close to me?
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231. I guess I'm just lucky.
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232. Mayday!
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234. This afro-9er, 423.
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235. We've gone down!
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236. Our precise position
is somewhere...
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237. Over some trees
and rocks and stuff.
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238. Give me that thing.
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gonna do?
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241. What you—
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243. Oh, now,
you done done it now!
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245. Ok. Look, look.
We just got to get
down from here, man.
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what you got to do.
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247. You gotta get
your momentimum and
knock me out of this tree.
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248. "Momentimum?"
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English, boy?
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250. Momentimum!
Knock me out
of this damn tree.
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Here we are.
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Get me ov— agh!
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254. Alright.
Here we go,
here we go.
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255. Ugh! I got it!
I got it,
I got it.
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259. We got here as soon
as we could.
Found my nephew yet?
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260. Good news.
We found the plane.
It's totaled.
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261. What?
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263. Aha. See, your nephew
wasn't in it.
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265. If I knew that,
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for the psychic
friends network.
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267. That is my boyfriend
and my father out there!
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268. So you're gonna
be twice as upset
if they're dead, huh?
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269. Now, you listen here,
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270. Mr. park ranger-
psychic friends
network freak,
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and find my cousin now!
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272. Ashley,
get over here.
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273. Don't worry.
We've got the best
in modern equipment.
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274. I'll send out
a search party
immediately.
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275. Look, a party
sounds like fun,
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276. but can we
find will first?
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277. Aha!
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278. Civilization!
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279. Two backpacks...
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280. And look,
a broken radio.
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281. All we gotta do
is stay here until these guys
come back.
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282. They are back.
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287. Oh, I don't
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this stupid Mountain!
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290. Why don't you
quit bellyaching
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291. and try to come up
with some ideas
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292. Oh, well, maybe
I'll just do that.
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293. Yeow!
Ok, ok, ok.
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the sun sets
in the west...
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295. Right? Ok.
Alright. Ah!
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296. And moss only grows
on the north side
of the trees.
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297. Stop spouting
all that witchcraft!
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298. All we got to do
is just stay put.
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299. I'm sure
they out there
looking for me.
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300. Not if they know you.
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301. You know what, boy?
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of lip.
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303. And I got a short stack
of patience.
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304. What the hell
does that mean?
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306. I'm going to give ya
a good butt whipping!
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308. Please. You're like
479 years old, right?
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309. And I ain't trying
to be out here
fighting no old man.
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310. Oh, fine.
That makes it
easier for me.
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You alright?
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315. Old man, huh?
I got you now,
young blood.
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320. A coyote?
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324. You have got to find
my father!
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325. Don't worry. Ranger Franklin's
our best tracker.
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empty-handed.
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327. Oh, this is
a tragedy!
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328. Oh, don't worry,
Carlton.
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gonna be o.K.
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the jeffersons
live on stage!
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331. Right now
I'll bet George
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you're complaining about.
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the way I wanted
to spend my weekend.
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old shack waiting for
will to show up.
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people in the woods.
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is a city boy.
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he won't survive
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Oh, where
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If can survive there,
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and bears aren't
gonna bother him.
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I got an idea.
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with my red rooster?
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the mild.
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like that back
in the city.
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Too much light.
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being out here in nature,
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against the elements,
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just naturally
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with each other, you know?
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through a tough situation,
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to like each other.
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with us.
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about some jazz, boy?
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used to play Ella
all the time.
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Miles, bird.
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those were the days.
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You can stop that.
The music ain't died.
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diggable planets,
tribe called quest.
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to jazz every time
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in the mood for...
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383. Look at that.
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about Lisa...
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and everything,
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on the fire.
I'm going to bed.
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ha ha ha!
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found it so incredible
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prevent forest fires.
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that's so much
responsibility.
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should be out there
looking for your cousin.
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Will likes to sleep in.
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you're alright!
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have been the same
without you, will.
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Carlton.
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You happy?
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alright, baby.
He is fine.
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happened?
Well,
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engine trouble,
and we went down.
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thing that
could've happened.
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kinda in this wooded glade,
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the beer commercials,
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no naked honeys.
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I don't know if it was
the beauty of the area
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but we kind of bonded.
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he come back
with you?
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tear him away.
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walk down this brook
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civilization, but he said,
"no, go on without me.
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be at one with nature."
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when you're two,
so I jetted.
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what? I'm tellin' you,
your father is a changed man.
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go to palm Springs
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actually said
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I can still catch
my flight to the Bahamas.
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428. Come on, everybody!
Let's go, we're out of here.
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429. Where's that boy
with that firewood?
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430. Wilbur!
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431. Yo! Outside is a trail
of hot sauce.
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432. Light a match.
Take you right to him.
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433. Wilbur! Robin hood!
Are you around here?
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434. Strike that.
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435. Anybody!
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436. Red rooster, anybody,
give me a hand!
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437. Squirrel, give me a piece
of cheese! I'm hungry!
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438. Little red riding hood,
where are you?
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439. Wilbur?
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440. Hey! They leave me out here
by myself. I'm scared!
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441. We need some more
people, just come on in.
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442. The three bears,
where are you?
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443. Help me, somebody!
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444. John, John,
the show's over.
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445. Help me!
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446. John,
the show's over.
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447. You can
stay out here
if you want.
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448. What the hell happened
to everything?
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