The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 4x21

Directed by Shelley Jensen

John Witherspoon as Augustus Adams • Cree Summer as Lisa Adams • Joe Demonico as Clerk • Johari Johnson as Customer • Lance Reed as Ranger Franklin

Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's disagreeable father after they parachute out of his disabled plane.

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1. Hey, will, what's going on?

2. Oh, Lisa's coming over, we're gonna watch

3. a couple of action adventure flicks tonight.

4. Maybe if I get lucky,

5. we'll get a little action adventure of our own going, you know m—

6. so what movies did you rent, Casanova?

7. Oh, we got Terminator 2, lethal weapon 3,

8. and my personal favorite— maniac cop 7.

9. Sounds like a romantic evening.

10. What's Lisa going to do?

11. Lookie here, lookie here, spanky.

12. Now, I'm the man. See what I'm saying?

13. I'm the man— dingo.

14. Lisa will watch what I tell her to watch,

15. and she will enjoy it.

16. And that, as they say, is that.

17. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's about to get

18. x-rated up in here, you know what I mean?

19. Hey, baby.

20. Hey! What's up, girl?

21. So what movies did you get us?

22. Terms of endearment, fried green tomatoes, and the joy luck club.

23. Shall I get us some hankies?

24. what are you so happy about?

25. Ah, I just made the weekend reservations

26. at palm Springs for me and Lisa.

27. Lisa? You've been seeing a lot of her lately.

28. Yeah. And if it goes the way I plan,

29. I'll see the rest of her this weekend, you know what I mean?

30. Have you no shame?

31. Yeah. I'm ashamed of you.

32. Will, while you're wallowing in your sordid filth of a life,

33. I'll be pursuing some culture.

34. I bought tickets to the jeffersons live on stage.

35. It includes dinner with sherman hensley

36. and an autographed picture of both the lionels!

37. Wow! That'll go great

38. with your weezie collectible cups.

39. Hey, kool-aid!

40. I got your kool-aid, alright?

41. You will look so good!

42. You are gonna be the hit of the Bahamas.

43. I can't wait to see your mother there.

44. I've been practicing my limbo.

45. Oh!

46. I don't know, dad. That limbo bar gets as low as 13 inches.

47. Oh, Carlton, you could just walk right under it.

48. Will's shacking up with some girl in palm Springs!

49. You're gonna get it now, mister.

50. Have fun.

51. Ha ha ha!

52. Wait, that's all you're going to say to him?

53. Am I paying for your trip?

54. No.

55. Five up top. Alright.

56. Master William, miss Lisa's here to see you.

57. Oh, sugar-woogar, now. Come on, girl!

58. Oh, and sir,

59. the limbo bar is set at 3 feet, when you're ready.

60. Excellent.

61. He couldn't make that lying flat on his back.

62. Baby now, say those words

63. that you know send chills up my spine.

64. I want you to meet my father.

65. Ooh! What you talking about, girl?

66. Well, baby, you know he and I are very close,

67. and before you and I get any closer,

68. I think that you should meet him.

69. Alright. That's cool. That's cool.

70. I'll meet him when we come back from palm Springs.

71. Oh, check it out.

72. I got us the wilt Chamberlain suite...

73. With the electronic scoreboard over the bed and everything!

74. Before you and I get into a little one-on-one,

75. you're gonna have to talk to the head coach.

76. But I'm sayin', what if he ain't playing off the same playbook I am, baby?

77. Well, then we're gonna have to call a timeout.

78. Hey, hey, hey, don't be using my analogy against me.

79. Come on, baby. I'm just not gonna be comfortable going

80. unless I know my father approves of you,

81. as if there's anything not to approve of.

82. Oh, whoa, whoa, not the ears, baby.

83. Ooh.

84. Alright. I'll talk to your daddy.

85. You keep doing that,

86. we're going to have to dig up his daddy. I'll talk to him, too.

87. Do you have a nonprofit book

88. by African American photographers?

89. You mean songs of my people.

90. It's a very popular book.

91. Hey, hey, we're not nonprofit.

92. Hey.

93. Hey, baby.

94. Hey, uh, hey.

95. Hey, how you doing? Alright.

96. Uh, sorry I'm late,

97. but after I left church,

98. I went down and read some books to the elderly.

99. Don't overdo it, honey.

100. Will, this is my dad. Daddy, this is will.

101. Hello.

102. Whoa! How you doing? You hear that deep voice?

103. Like James Earl Jones.

104. This is CNN.

105. Well, I gotta get to class.

106. I want you guys to enjoy each other.

107. So...

108. How's the grub here, wilbur?

109. Oh, well, we've only had two food-related deaths

110. in the past month.

111. I didn't read about that.

112. You must be doing a good job as a manager

113. to keep something like that quiet.

114. Uh, well, actually, my cousin Carlton

115. is the manager, you know.

116. I'm pretty much just...

117. Trying to score with my daughter.

118. Sir?

119. It's a joke. I'm joking, I'm pulling your leg.

120. Oh.

121. Ha ha ha!

122. Ha ha ha!

123. See these pictures? That's my baby.

124. There's nothing in the world I won't do for her.

125. And I really respect that, sir.

126. If you don't mind me saying so,

127. that's a lovely picture of your wife.

128. I see where Lisa gets her good looks form.

129. That's not my wife, that's my sister-in-law Cecilia.

130. She's so ugly, she'd make an onion cry.

131. Actually, I was being polite. She is a dog.

132. Grrr!

133. Grrr!

134. Hey, hey— she's so ugly,

135. she could make a freight train take a dirt road.

136. It'd be like— aah! Vroom!

137. You talking about my family, boy?

138. Um...

139. Well, no. I just figured...

140. You was, um, so...

141. You know what?

142. I like you.

143. You do?

144. Yeah, but I'm out of time.

145. I gotta fly to San Francisco on some business.

146. Why don't we finish this interview next week?

147. Ooh, hey, sir,

148. um, you know I— I actually was hoping

149. that I could get your approval by this weekend.

150. What's the rush?

151. Oh, no rush.

152. You know, I just hate to leave things unfinished.

153. You know, I'm very meticulous like that.

154. Meticulous...

155. Hey, now, that's a word

156. you don't run into every day.

157. Say, why don't you fly to 'frisco with me?

158. You can help me with my vocabulary.

159. F-f-f-fly?

160. You ain't scared, are you?

161. Me...

162. Scared?

163. Hell, no.

164. Aah!

165. Here, wilbur.

166. You didn't finish your buffalo wing.

167. I can't eat anymore.

168. Sure, you can. Just put some hot sauce on that.

169. No— no, thank you.

170. I don't know what you're talking about.

171. Better put some red rooster on that.

172. Look, um...

173. Hey, do you think you could just land the plane?

174. You know, and uh, I'll just walk back to L.A.

175. Oh! Flying upside down makes you a little queasy,

176. doesn't it, boy?

177. Well, no, not a— hmmm...

178. I'll take that as a yes.

179. Now, let's talk about my daughter.

180. Look, it's like I told you on the ground, man.

181. You know, I just like being with her.

182. Wrong answer.

183. Aah!

184. Admit it, boy.

185. You're like a squirrel trying to get a nut.

186. Let me ask you a question.

187. How many times did you put those rusty, crusty lips on my daughter?

188. With all due respect, sir,

189. I think that's between me and Lisa.

190. Wrong again.

191. Aah!

192. Aah! Aah!

193. Aah!

194. O.K., you win.

195. I'll just cancel our weekend in palm Springs.

196. Why the hell would I wanna go to palm Springs with you?

197. Not you, Lisa.

198. You taking my baby to palm Springs?

199. Oh, you done done it now! I'm really mad now.

200. Aah!

201. Uh-oh.

202. The engine's dead.

203. What?

204. Yeah.

205. Oh, so I guess we're going down, huh?

206. Faster than a bucket of chicken at Oprah's.

207. Oh, so I should probably just confess

208. all the nasty things I've done with your daughter, huh?

209. Especially seeing as how in any second now

210. we're gonna be splattering all over those mountains there.

211. Now let me tell you something. Man, I'm from Philly.

212. You have to wake up early to get me with...

213. Dad?

214. Mr. Adams?

215. Mr. Adams?

216. Aah!

217. Aah!

218. Aah!

219. Whoo!

220. Whoo! Whoo!

221. Whoo.

222. Whoo oh oh oh!

223. I made it!

224. I'm alive!

225. I can't believe it!

226. I can't believe it either.

227. Your damn chute wasn't supposed to open.

228. Man, your plane wasn't supposed to crash neither.

229. I guess you're just having an all around bad day, huh?

230. How the hell did you land so close to me?

231. I guess I'm just lucky.

232. Mayday!

233. Mayday!

234. This afro-9er, 423.

235. We've gone down!

236. Our precise position is somewhere...

237. Over some trees and rocks and stuff.

238. Give me that thing.

239. What you gonna do?

240. Give it here!

241. What you—

242. give it!

243. Oh, now, you done done it now!

244. Damn!

245. Ok. Look, look. We just got to get down from here, man.

246. Let me tell you what you got to do.

247. You gotta get your momentimum and knock me out of this tree.

248. "Momentimum?"

249. Don't you understand English, boy?

250. Momentimum! Knock me out of this damn tree.

251. Alright. Here. Here we are.

252. Ugh!

253. Oh, get me over. Get me ov— agh!

254. Alright. Here we go, here we go.

255. Ugh! I got it! I got it, I got it.

256. Oh!

257. Oh!

258. I'm Philip banks!

259. We got here as soon as we could. Found my nephew yet?

260. Good news. We found the plane. It's totaled.

261. What?

262. That's good news?

263. Aha. See, your nephew wasn't in it.

264. Well, where is he?

265. If I knew that,

266. I'd be working for the psychic friends network.

267. That is my boyfriend and my father out there!

268. So you're gonna be twice as upset if they're dead, huh?

269. Now, you listen here,

270. Mr. park ranger- psychic friends network freak,

271. you get out there and find my cousin now!

272. Ashley, get over here.

273. Don't worry. We've got the best in modern equipment.

274. I'll send out a search party immediately.

275. Look, a party sounds like fun,

276. but can we find will first?

277. Aha!

278. Civilization!

279. Two backpacks...

280. And look, a broken radio.

281. All we gotta do is stay here until these guys come back.

282. They are back.

283. They are?

284. Where?

285. Where?

286. This is our stuff!

287. Oh, I don't believe this!

288. We wasted four hours

289. traveling around this stupid Mountain!

290. Why don't you quit bellyaching

291. and try to come up with some ideas of your own!

292. Oh, well, maybe I'll just do that.

293. Yeow! Ok, ok, ok.

294. Alright, the sun sets in the west...

295. Right? Ok. Alright. Ah!

296. And moss only grows on the north side of the trees.

297. Stop spouting all that witchcraft!

298. All we got to do is just stay put.

299. I'm sure they out there looking for me.

300. Not if they know you.

301. You know what, boy?

302. You got a double order of lip.

303. And I got a short stack of patience.

304. What the hell does that mean?

305. Put up your hands.

306. I'm going to give ya a good butt whipping!

307. Look...

308. Please. You're like 479 years old, right?

309. And I ain't trying to be out here fighting no old man.

310. Oh, fine. That makes it easier for me.

311. Yo.

312. Oh! My shoulder!

313. Oh, oh, ow!

314. Are you o.K.? You alright?

315. Old man, huh? I got you now, young blood.

316. Get off me, man!

317. What's that?

318. Um...

319. I don't know.

320. A coyote?

321. What do they eat?

322. One of those?

323. What is taking so long?

324. You have got to find my father!

325. Don't worry. Ranger Franklin's our best tracker.

326. He never comes back empty-handed.

327. Oh, this is a tragedy!

328. Oh, don't worry, Carlton.

329. I'm sure everything's gonna be o.K.

330. Ok? I'm missing the jeffersons live on stage!

331. Right now I'll bet George is calling somebody

332. a jive Turkey!

333. I don't know what you're complaining about.

334. This is hardly the way I wanted to spend my weekend.

335. Sitting around in some dusty old shack waiting for will to show up.

336. Man, it's tough finding people in the woods.

337. We'll try again in the morning.

338. Well, no hurry.

339. Look. My nephew is a city boy.

340. I'm worried that he won't survive

341. in the woods. Oh, where is he from?

342. West Philadelphia.

343. Oh, don't worry. If can survive there,

344. a couple of snakes and bears aren't gonna bother him.

345. What are you doing?

346. What's it look like I'm doing? I'm blowing on the embers.

347. You're blowing the fire out, man.

348. Look, relax. I got an idea.

349. What are you doing?

350. What...

351. Just stand back.

352. What are you doing with my red rooster?

353. Damn!

354. And that was just the mild.

355. Man...

356. Look at those stars.

357. You don't see them like that back in the city.

358. Yeah. Too much light.

359. You know, being out here in nature,

360. two guys against the elements,

361. it's like guys just naturally

362. kind of bond with each other, you know?

363. You come together through a tough situation,

364. actually start to like each other.

365. That ain't happening with us.

366. Not even a little.

367. Man, look at that moon.

368. what you know about some jazz, boy?

369. Ah, man. My grandma used to play Ella all the time.

370. Ella, Sarah, thelonious, Miles, bird.

371. Oh, man, those were the days.

372. Before the music died.

373. Oh, hey, hey. You can stop that. The music ain't died.

374. Now you got guru, diggable planets, tribe called quest.

375. The defense rests.

376. No, I'm tellin' you. You know, they got a nice blend of

377. the old school with the new.

378. Lisa likes it.

379. Lisa listens to jazz?

380. Oh, man. We listen to jazz every time

381. when we try to get in the mood for...

382. Is that orion the hunter?

383. Look at that.

384. You know, will, about Lisa...

385. Sometimes I am a little overprotective of her.

386. But she's my baby girl.

387. Heck, she's all I got now...

388. That I lost my plane.

389. I'm sorry man, I can dig that and everything,

390. but don't you care what she wants?

391. Nope.

392. Put more hot sauce on the fire. I'm going to bed.

393. ha ha ha ha ha ha!

394. I mean, I always found it so incredible

395. that only I could prevent forest fires.

396. I mean, that's so much responsibility.

397. You know, I really should be out there looking for your cousin.

398. Don't worry. Will likes to sleep in.

399. Will!

400. Thank God you're alright!

401. The pool house wouldn't have been the same without you, will.

402. Hey, thanks a lot, Carlton.

403. There, I said it. You happy?

404. Will, where's my father?

405. Oh. It's alright, baby. He is fine.

406. Well, what happened? Well,

407. we had a little engine trouble, and we went down.

408. It was actually the best thing that could've happened.

409. You know, we landed kinda in this wooded glade,

410. near this bubbling brook.

411. Kind of looked like the beer commercials,

412. except there wasn't no naked honeys.

413. There wasn't no beer.

414. But you know what? I don't know if it was the beauty of the area

415. or just being outdoors, but we kind of bonded.

416. Why didn't he come back with you?

417. Oh, look, I could not tear him away.

418. I told him we could walk down this brook

419. take us back to civilization, but he said, "no, go on without me.

420. I wanna stay here and be at one with nature."

421. You can't be at one when you're two, so I jetted.

422. Well, you know what? I'm tellin' you, your father is a changed man.

423. He said we should go to palm Springs and enjoy ourselves.

424. You mean he actually said we could go?

425. He insisted.

426. Well...

427. You're all safe, I can still catch my flight to the Bahamas.

428. Come on, everybody! Let's go, we're out of here.

429. Where's that boy with that firewood?

430. Wilbur!

431. Yo! Outside is a trail of hot sauce.

432. Light a match. Take you right to him.

433. Wilbur! Robin hood! Are you around here?

434. Strike that.

435. Anybody!

436. Red rooster, anybody, give me a hand!

437. Squirrel, give me a piece of cheese! I'm hungry!

438. Little red riding hood, where are you?

439. Wilbur?

440. Hey! They leave me out here by myself. I'm scared!

441. We need some more people, just come on in.

442. The three bears, where are you?

443. Help me, somebody!

444. John, John, the show's over.

445. Help me!

446. John, the show's over.

447. You can stay out here if you want.

448. What the hell happened to everything?