1. On the last
fresh prince of bel-air...
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2. I cannot believe
you and Carlton
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3. are moving into
your own place.
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4. Sorry, dad,
I have to go.
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5. No, you don't.
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6. Will says it's time
for me to leave the nest,
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7. become independent,
and have sex with girls.
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8. O.K., everybody,
guess what?
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9. I'm getting married.
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10. Will, I've met
the woman of my dreams.
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11. Oh, my God.
Will!
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12. No! No! No!
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13. No! No! No!
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14. baby!
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15. Whoo! Mmm, girl,
look at you!
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16. That's for not calling me
after you left!
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17. I called you
twice times!
The line was busy.
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18. You have not changed,
have you?
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19. Carlton,
I'll see you later.
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a program on the way in...
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21. Could you please tell me
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22. what the heck is going on?
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23. That filly
is from Philly.
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24. We grew up together.
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25. What does that mean
"grew up together"?
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26. What do you
want it to mean?
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27. She hates you!
You're not
interested in her!
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28. You just saw her
smack me.
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29. I've seen lots of girls
smack you, will.
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30. Then I've seen the same
girls leaving your room!
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31. Yeah, well, Jackie
is not like most girls.
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32. She's special.
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33. Look at her.
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34. Hey, yo, man,
she used to be able
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35. to beat every brother
on the playground
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37. I'll fight you
for her, will,
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38. any time, any place.
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39. Ch-pssh.
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much chance with Jackie
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41. as you do.
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42. Hey, Carlton...
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43. Did Mr. gorodetsky
say anything about
this building
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45. No. Why?
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46. There's
a tour bus pulling up
on the front lawn.
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47. Alright, y'all.
Everybody in rows 1-15,
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48. the party's
in apartment 206.
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49. Jazz!
Jazz!
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50. Everybody in rows 16-30.
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51. And have the money
in your hand.
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52. Senior citizens
get a 10% discount.
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53. I do take tips.
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54. So, will...
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55. What's on tap
for tomorrow?
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56. Daddy, how about
a November wedding?
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57. Nothing extravagant just
800 of our closest friends.
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58. Maybe, we could book the floor.
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59. I'm sure the Lakers would
be on the road by then.
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60. Daddy is something wrong?
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61. Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart.
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62. This wedding took me by
surprise.
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63. I didn't count on
losing both of you on same day.
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64. Oh, daddy.
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65. You're not losing me.
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66. You promise?
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67. Look even though
I'm getting married
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69. You'll always be my little girl.
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70. I'm also Trevor's little girl.
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71. No, no, no, that
technically you're his woman.
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72. Not his little girl.
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73. Then why does he make
me wear those outfits?
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74. Excuse me.
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75. I'm scheduled to a heart attack.
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76. Go away!
Ain't no party.
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77. Open up!
It's Mr. gorodetsky.
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78. Just a second,
I'm undressed.
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Carlton, wake up!
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80. Oh, look out, Jerry.
Tom's going to get you.
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81. Carlton, wake up!
It's the landlord.
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82. We got to put
the furniture back.
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83. Open up!
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and my banister.
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86. You used to be my tenants!
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87. But—
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88. I want you
out of here by noon!
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89. Noon!
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90. He kicked your butt.
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91. Excuse me, that's our butts.
We're in this together.
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92. Not anymore,
kemosabe.
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93. I'm going back
to my family
where I belong.
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94. No, you are not!
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95. Yeah? Why?
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96. That's admitting we can't
make it on our own.
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97. I don't have to make it
on my own. I'm rich!
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98. I never wanted
to move out.
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99. I've had my heart broken
and been evicted.
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100. If this is your
idea of independence,
you can have it.
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101. I can be reached
by fax.
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102. Carlton,
come on, man.
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without you.
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104. Then come home, will.
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105. I'll send Geoffrey
for my things.
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106. Then go ahead home,
you damn baby!
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107. You'll probably
be there till you're
in your 30s anyway,
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108. like all those other
serial killers!
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109. This is jazz's mother!
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110. He's not here!
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111. This is publishers'
clearing house!
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112. You've already won!
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113. It's about time.
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114. Open the door.
Open the door!
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115. Will! I'm glad it's you.
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116. I heard somebody
disguised as me
ran a party scam.
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117. Jazz, you got me
kicked out of my crib.
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118. Let me make it up to you.
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119. You've only got
minutes to live!
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120. You could stay here!
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121. In this roach motel?
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122. It'll only be temporary.
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123. I'm getting thrown out
on the 15th.
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124. Jazz...
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125. Give me the money.
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126. Money?
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127. What money?
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128. The $25 a head you
charged for my party!
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129. I was sneaking a bus
back to the depot
and got held up.
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130. White dude.
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131. He took the bus, too.
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132. The money's gone,
isn't it?
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133. Like the jheri-curl.
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134. Here you go, roomie.
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135. Get comfy.
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136. You're going
to love it here.
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137. That's the Wilsons.
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138. You'll get to know them.
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139. I hate you, jazz.
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140. I know you don't mean that.
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141. "Roommate wanted.
Minutes from school,
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142. must love ice hockey,
country music,
and tom cruise movies."
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143. This is worse
than jazz's.
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144. Whoa, hey. Back up, girl.
Wax on, wax off. Waaa!
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145. Sorry I had to clock
you last night.
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146. You know me and my temper.
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147. Naw, you know,
I understand.
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148. That torch you
been carrying
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149. suddenly got a little
too hot to handle.
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150. Ssss.
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151. We were friends, will.
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153. It seems to me we
were more than friends
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154. that night after
Alonzo Simmons' party.
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155. I was young
and immature then.
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156. I guess you still are...
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157. Lobe.
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158. Hey, hey! Don't you
be calling me lobe.
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159. I left that in Philly
where I thought
I left you.
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160. What are you
doing here anyway?
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161. Remember that jump shot
you taught me?
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162. Well, I parlayed that into
a basketball scholarship.
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163. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, hold up.
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164. You mean they giving
basketball scholarships
to girls now?
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165. Imagine my surprise.
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166. There I was
churning butter,
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167. and the phone rings.
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168. Ohh!
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169. So...
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170. You and Carlton
tight?
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171. He is.
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172. We're cousins.
I'm staying here
with his family.
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175. So, beware
the bourgey man.
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with everybody
from the 'hood.
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178. Everybody but me.
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180. Why?
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181. Why would you
keep in touch with
everybody but me?
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really bothering you.
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a couple minutes...
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185. Why didn't you call me?
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186. Because I missed you
too much.
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187. Is that what you
wanted to hear?
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188. Hey, y'all! I missed
the hell out of her.
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189. I missed her!
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190. That's what
you wanted, right?
Happy? Everybody know
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191. I got to get
out of here.
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192. Got to find me
an apartment and a job.
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193. Don't hit your head
on the rim.
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194. One of my people
quit this morning.
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195. I'm sorry, are you
suggesting maybe you...
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196. And me working together
side by side?
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197. No, it's too tempting.
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198. Before long you'd be
dragging me down
into the storeroom
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199. and snatching
all my gear off.
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200. I'd nail you with a
sexual harassment suit
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201. like the Anita hill
thing reversed.
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202. It's too much, no!
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203. Look,
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stuck in junior high.
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205. Mine's not. I busted
my butt to get here.
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206. I'm not losing focus because
you're back in my life.
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207. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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209. Now, I got me
a agenda, too,
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210. and it certainly
does not include
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212. Fine.
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when school starts.
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really miss her—
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I was kicking.
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got to do it.
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coming back—
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226. I was getting the
rest of my stuff.
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227. Why don't you take
some food, too?
There's plenty.
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228. Well, if it's
going to spoil.
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229. So, things aren't going
quite as smoothly
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are they?
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231. I got me
a new place to stay
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234. This'll go good
with my adversity.
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come home, will?
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Uncle Phil.
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237. Don't get me wrong,
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you taking me in
and everything,
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at a point where
I need my own space.
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240. Trevor's about to propose!
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kissing the floor.
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to know the door's
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Uncle Phil.
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245. There's no place
like home.
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like home.
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like home!
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248. Turn it up!
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250. It's a bungee jump!
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in a special way,
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a bungee jump!
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253. What's a bungee jump?
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going to propose
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on a giant rubber band.
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256. Isn't it romantic?
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257. Whatever happened
to getting down
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261. Look, there he goes.
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or nothin',
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slamming into the ground
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269. Great. The president's
about to interrupt
my marriage proposal.
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270. Let's just pray
that Trevor's o.K.
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look so bad
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had a concrete
face-lift.
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his real head.
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a little compassion?
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right behind you.
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can't understand.
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279. Sweetheart,
the lord giveth,
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taketh away.
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281. No, I mean, technically.
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283. This is all my fault.
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291. Ew! Then who's this?
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miss hilary.
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you should make use
of reverend Boyd.
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295. Is he single?
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be spiritual.
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in heaven now.
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298. Right. He's up there
with my little dog
scruffy.
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299. Yeah, and the bus
he rode in under.
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300. Must everything
be a joke to you?
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301. I'm trying to help
my sister bounce back.
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302. Bounce.
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303. Trevor bounced.
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304. Son,
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as soon as possible,
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307. maybe it would help you get
you're mind of things.
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308. Work?
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reminds me of Trevor—
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312. the shower in his office.
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of inner peace.
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318. You have me.
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the mall and we can go shopping?
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with my father?
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322. Sorry, I forgot.
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of more bad news, but—
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we can learn
from this tragedy,
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each day to the fullest.
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you doing later?
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332. No, no, no!
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334. Guess y'all
need to be alone.
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335. So do you.
I'll meet you
at the palace.
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336. Oh, yeah. I forgot.
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337. There's a hostage
situation there.
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338. S.W.A.T. Team said
it'd be a week
before we get in.
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I'm about to do.
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a word with you?
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343. you got the right idea
not going back to work
so soon.
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344. You're lucky there's
nothing around here
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346. Well, of course,
there is the pool house.
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347. Never mind,
forget about that thought.
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348. Then, on the other hand,
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349. that is where
you and he shared
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350. countless romantic evenings.
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351. I mean, I bet if
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355. Oh, daddy, I can't stay
in the pool house.
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more comfortable.
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do without my family.
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from the pool house?
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Come on, Ashley.
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turn that pool house
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That'd work, huh?
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Listen—
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the pool house—
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370. same rent hilary paid,
and I have rules.
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after 11:00.
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375. Cool. It's important
that I have my privacy.
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376. Honey be tip-toeing up my crib,
that's my business, not yours.
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that same thing.
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380. Well, I guess you got
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the pool house,
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with the grieving widow?
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off my property,
or I'll shoot him.
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387. It's my property!
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388. I'll inherit it
after the big guy
takes his bungee jump.
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389. Right, big guy?
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390. Well, he does have a point.
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391. Tell you what.
Why don't you work it out?
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392. O.K. Tallest one
gets the bedroom.
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393. I need the big closet
for my peacock suit!
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394. Oh, it's so nice
to have my family back.
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milk mustache off!
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