The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 4x15

Directed by Shelley Jensen

Rick Fitts as Professor Milligan • Christa Miller as Girl • DJ Jazzy Jeff as Jazz • Mark Arnott as Professor Kemp • Jay Arlen Jones as Manager

Carlton in charge. Will gets his feathers ruffled when his cousin becomes his boss at the Peacock Stop.

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1. O.K. O.K.

2. Everybody listen up. Listen up.

3. As acting manager while Jackie's away,

4. I'd like to announce a few changes.

5. Now, due to the numerous requests,

6. the no-tipping policy has been waived.

7. Oh, and, uh...

8. Slimmies, don't forget to pick up

9. your application for the new and exclusive

10. stockroom club.

11. So, you're in charge now, huh, will?

12. Oh, sure.

13. And you know what they say.

14. Behind every successful man, there's a woman.

15. But if you wanted to switch positions,

16. I'm with that, too.

17. Hey, hey, where you going?

18. Where you going?

19. Come here, girl.

20. Oh, hey.

21. Professor milligan, how you doing?

22. Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

23. You're coming here to swear me in as the new manager.

24. You're making the right choice,

25. 'cause this place is bumping.

26. Maybe so,

27. but sales aren't.

28. Take a look.

29. Ohh.

30. Oh, oh.

31. You throw a good party, will,

32. but nobody's spending.

33. I'm afraid you're just not management material.

34. Wait. Hey...

35. Hey, hey.

36. Professor mill, hey, listen, listen.

37. You're not going to let a silly little thing like profits

38. stand in the way of my promotion, are you?

39. I've already made my decision.

40. I'm bringing in

41. one of my most conscientious freshman business students

42. for the job.

43. Bakes me muffins every day.

44. No.

45. No.

46. No, he—he—he— he's not, uh...

47. Well, hmm?

48. Mm-hmm.

49. Well...

50. Ha ha ha ha ha.

51. Mm-hmm.

52. Uh...

53. Mm-hmm.

54. Uhh...

55. well, where did you get this thing?

56. They were passing them out at school.

57. Hey, hey, hey. What's that?

58. The "I hate hilary" newsletter.

59. "Dedicated to the premise

60. "that weathercaster hilary banks

61. "is a...

62. Boob."

63. Get to the insulting part.

64. "Hilary banks doesn't know the difference

65. between a cirrus cloud and a cumulus cloud."

66. What is the difference?

67. Will, look around.

68. Do you see me teleprompter here?

69. "Hilary's knowledge of the weather

70. "is as skimpy as those ridiculous outfits

71. she wears on the air."

72. It's one thing to attack my performance, but my wardrobe?

73. I don't think so.

74. Yep.

75. Every business major at ula

76. wanted the peacock.

77. My prospectus blew away the competition.

78. Who knows? I could be the next Ross perot.

79. I don't know. Let's see.

80. Short, obnoxious.

81. You only need a bad haircut.

82. And your ears.

83. Ohh!

84. Well, I'm proud of you, son.

85. Your first job,

86. and you're running the entire operation.

87. That's right, big guy.

88. There aren't too many first-year students

89. with my level of savvy and maturity.

90. Fruity pebbles!

91. And there's a little tugboat inside, Ross.

92. You know, dad, the best part is,

93. this could be my ticket to Princeton.

94. Professor milligan says that Ivy league schools

95. look favorably on management experience.

96. How do they feel about

97. guys who still depend on the crossing guard?

98. That's a dangerous intersection, mister.

99. Hey, dude.

100. Hey, hey!

101. You're going to have to come to an understanding

102. and work this thing out.

103. Uh, all right.

104. I'm willing to try if you are...

105. Boss.

106. Aw, put it there, Smith.

107. Ow!

108. Ow!

109. Ow!

110. Well...

111. This might be a good experience

112. for both of them.

113. Especially master William

114. who will discover the joy

115. of working for a banks.

116. Hey...

117. Professor kemp, Professor meyers.

118. Hey, will, how are the subs today?

119. Oh, well, you know.

120. Sort of like your lectures—

121. long, stale, and full of baloney.

122. I'm stupid. I'm stupid.

123. I just failed, didn't I?

124. Here's a sub... On the house.

125. Thank you.

126. All right.

127. Instant "a."

128. What up, Dex?

129. Look, man.

130. I saw Donna the other night at the quad,

131. and I told her that breaking up with you

132. was the biggest mistake she ever made.

133. So she'll see me again?

134. No. She hates your guts.

135. Hey, but, look.

136. There's always more fish in the sea.

137. I should know.

138. They call me aquaman.

139. Well, I've spent the whole morning back in the stockroom.

140. What a mess.

141. Do you believe someone actually papered the ceiling

142. with hundreds of jbeauties?

143. That's fly, ain't it?

144. I like to think of it

145. as my own sistine chapel.

146. Yeah, well, Felipe's been in there worshipping for two hours.

147. Hey, hey. Relax, little fella.

148. You'll get your turn.

149. Hey, hey, hey. What up, dog?

150. Dog?

151. Will, this is a place of business,

152. not a kennel.

153. Therefore you will greet each customer

154. as follows...

155. "Hello. I'm..."

156. Your name here.

157. "Welcome to the peacock where our motto is,

158. whatever you want, we've got it."

159. I'll give that a shot.

160. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

161. My name's will.

162. Welcome to the peacock

163. where our motto is,

164. girl, whatever you got, I want it.

165. Arrr.

166. Will, you're getting it all wrong.

167. Hey, look, man. As long as I'm getting it.

168. Look, will,

169. personal relationships aside,

170. I'm your boss,

171. and you have to listen to me.

172. Oh, I'm sorry, Carlton.

173. You say something?

174. May I remind you I'm the one issuing your paycheck?

175. Yes, sir, general shortkopf.

176. Aw, that's the spirit, soldier.

177. I am so frustrated.

178. What's the matter?

179. Mom and I wrote down

180. a bunch of meteorological terms for me to memorize,

181. and I keep screwing them up.

182. Why didn't I become an anchorperson?

183. They don't have to know hardly anything.

184. Sweetheart,

185. it's commendable that you want to improve your skills,

186. but you don't have to impress those newsletter people.

187. I don't want to impress them.

188. I want to smack them.

189. Daddy...

190. You're a judge.

191. Can't you just throw them in jail or something?

192. Sweetheart, the worst thing you can do

193. is blow this thing out of proportion.

194. Now, if you ignore it, it'll probably go away.

195. You really referred to hurricane Robert

196. as "Bobby"?

197. Well, "Robert" just sounded so serious.

198. It was serious, darling.

199. It wiped out half of Miami.

200. Well, excuse me for trying to spread a little sunshine.

201. Daddy, I just can't stand the idea of people hating me.

202. People love to attack celebrities.

203. It's part of the price you pay

204. for being in the public eye.

205. I'm going to call someone

206. who's been through this.

207. Who's that, honey?

208. Someone who knows what it's like to be hated.

209. 5-5-5-9-0-2-1...

210. Oh, shannen?

211. Hi. Hilary banks.

212. You remember that "I hate Brenda" thing

213. that you went through?

214. What do you mean you don't know me?

215. You spilled a drink on me at roxbury.

216. Hello?

217. Hello?

218. Boy, she's not going to make many friends

219. with that attitude.

220. Excuse me.

221. Ladies, I'm Carlton banks,

222. peacock manager.

223. These tables are for eating, not loitering.

224. We did eat.

225. Yes, you did...

226. Seven minutes ago.

227. You're saying we have to leave?

228. No, no, no. You can stay...

229. If you order something else.

230. Look, I particularly recommend

231. the shrimp peacocktail.

232. Will, I could use a little help out here.

233. Yo, I ain't coming out, man.

234. Fine.

235. Then you're not getting paid.

236. Damn!

237. Carlton...

238. I think we need to have a little talk, man.

239. You know, bird to nerd.

240. Sorry.

241. I'm busy.

242. So, ladies,

243. have you decided?

244. Drop dead.

245. Excellent choice.

246. Look around, man.

247. The peacock is a place

248. where people just come to kick it, man,

249. to relax,

250. get away from the pressures of class.

251. If you hassle them, they'll just go somewhere else.

252. Where?

253. The closest competition is three blocks off campus.

254. We've got these people by the textbooks.

255. We can charge

256. and pretty much do whatever we want!

257. This is like sex to you, isn't it?

258. Yes!

259. Well, you know what?

260. It doesn't turn me on.

261. I think you're being an idiot.

262. What do you think you're going to do with that, mister?

263. I'm marking up the prices, will.

264. I can't let you do that, Carlton.

265. These people are students.

266. They're good people.

267. Decent people.

268. They can't afford to pay any more.

269. Save it for someone who cares.

270. Freeze, man!

271. Do what you got to do, cowboy.

272. Hey, give me back my gun!

273. Listen, as your boss,

274. I'm not going to tolerate

275. that kind of insubordination.

276. You're not my boss.

277. You're just some butt-kissing, apple-a-day suck up

278. that got lucky.

279. That outburst will cost you a reduction in hours!

280. I'll do you one better.

281. How about zero hours?

282. I quit!

283. Oh, yeah?

284. Well...

285. Well...

286. Don't ask me for any recommendation!

287. I know will's mad, but this is ridiculous.

288. He hasn't talked to me in two days.

289. What do you think I should do?

290. Count your blessings.

291. Hey, what's up...

292. G?

293. Will...

294. Kchh.

295. Will, you can't keep

296. chee-ing me.

297. It's kchh,

298. not chee.

299. That's what I said.

300. Chee.

301. You can't even kchh right.

302. Look, just stay out of my face, man.

303. I'm not speaking to you.

304. Fine. Be that way.

305. Master William,

306. I've never seen you behave so coldly.

307. I like it.

308. Look, g., a man has got to stand his ground.

309. A man also has to work to pay his bills.

310. Otherwise I'd be out parasailing with these.

311. Seriously,

312. what are you going to do for money?

313. Already taken care of, g.

314. Got me a new job three blocks off campus—

315. chessler's touchdown.

316. This is an outrage.

317. I swear that dent was in that car

318. before I hit that mailbox.

319. What dent?

320. Exactly. So what were you saying?

321. Oh. Those newsletter bozos

322. put a big "honk if you hate hilary" billboard

323. at the corner of sunset and Doheny.

324. Oh, damn.

325. That means they took down the naughty nighty girl.

326. Ohh.

327. Hilary!

328. Hilary.

329. More snow today

330. with temperatures dropping to the low teens

331. this evening.

332. I have the greatest idea.

333. By watching New York's weather,

334. I'll have a three-hour jump on the competition.

335. Honey,

336. that might not work every time.

337. Listen,

338. when you drove to work today,

339. you didn't, by any chance,

340. go down sunset boulevard, did you?

341. I couldn't.

342. It was backed up for Miles.

343. Everyone was honking like it was new year's Eve.

344. Chance of snow

345. with a minus 3 windchill.

346. Well, my work is done.

347. I'm going shopping.

348. Um, sweetheart, I've thought it over,

349. and, you know, you're right.

350. I'm going to put an end to this newsletter business.

351. I'll get right to work.

352. Oh, thank you, daddy.

353. Now, dress warm. It's going to snow.

354. W-w—please don't go.

355. Look,

356. I apologize for performing

357. the heimlich maneuver on you.

358. I thought you were choking.

359. And, uh, now...

360. To create a more festive mood,

361. the peacock is proud to present

362. music from Hawaii.

363. The entertainment charge

364. has already been added into your check.

365. Uh, also,

366. we are pleased to announce

367. that the proceeds from our new pay toilets

368. have enabled us to buy

369. this brand-new metal detector.

370. Remember—

371. less flatware theft

372. means lower prices for you,

373. our valued consumer.

374. Man, they ought to draw a chalk outline

375. around this place.

376. Jazz!

377. Uh, so, what can I get you—

378. a sandwich, a t-shirt?

379. Peacock-a-cola?

380. I made that one up myself.

381. It shows.

382. I came by to see will.

383. Mr. Smith is no longer employed here.

384. Looks like he took everybody with him, too.

385. They didn't leave because of will.

386. They left because of me.

387. I mean...

388. They just need time to get acclimated

389. to some of my new policies.

390. Felipe told me you cut the teeth marks off the pickles

391. and reuse them.

392. Look, jazz, I'm in real trouble.

393. My Professor's coming down

394. to check on business.

395. You know lots of people.

396. Maybe you can bring some by.

397. What's in it for me?

398. Well...

399. You know how your pigeons

400. are always getting sick all the time?

401. My babies.

402. I'll pay their vet bill

403. for the rest of the year.

404. Even Oliver?

405. He has a heart murmur.

406. Even Oliver.

407. Be back in an hour.

408. Aah!

409. Jazz, what is this?

410. Pretty good job, huh?

411. It's nice having friends you can call on at the last minute.

412. Oliver.

413. Banks!

414. What is going on here?

415. Uh, Professor milligan,

416. well, um...

417. See, sir,

418. I've managed to diversify

419. our clientele.

420. If anybody asks,

421. I've been with you all day.

422. Banks,

423. I don't know what you've done,

424. but I suggest you fix it

425. or you're done with this.

426. But...

427. But, sir, look...

428. Jazz, you better get those freaks

429. out of here immediately.

430. You're the boss.

431. All right, you weirdos,

432. beat it.

433. Daddy, I've got some news.

434. So do I.

435. I filed the necessary court papers.

436. We'll have that newsletter killed in no time.

437. Daddy, don't you dare.

438. My ratings this week have gone through the roof!

439. They're talking about letting me announce the lottery number!

440. Well, what about your reputation?

441. So what if a few people don't like me?

442. I'm a hit!

443. Is this the kind of fame you want?

444. People will be tuning in looking for a laugh.

445. Hello?

446. You're kidding.

447. Well, of course I'm interested!

448. Who was that?

449. They're thinking of making me an anchorperson!

450. Oh.

451. I've got to brush up.

452. Who is this Bosnia person

453. I keep hearing about?

454. Ohh...

455. 48...

456. 49...

457. 50! Bam!

458. Have fun with them potatoes, spud.

459. Ooh, hey.

460. Come on, girl.

461. Will, I've thought about it,

462. and I can't let you do this to yourself.

463. Hey, come on, Carlton.

464. Come back when I'm on a break, all right?

465. excuse me.

466. May I cut in?

467. Carlton, what are you doing?

468. This is a sports bar.

469. I know you left the peacock

470. because of your foolish pride.

471. No. I left because of my foolish cousin.

472. You can't be happy here.

473. This is a franchise,

474. the kind of place where they treat employees

475. like faceless, anonymous nobodies.

476. Will Smith,

477. come on up here.

478. I know.

479. You only been here four days,

480. but the staff has voted you...

481. Employee of the week!

482. How about a hand for our will Smith, huh?

483. Hey!

484. Hey!

485. And by the way,

486. for winning this honor,

487. you get the weekend off...

488. With pay.

489. Hey, hey, hey!

490. Ohh!

491. Ohh!

492. Oh, Carlton!

493. Save me from this hellhole!

494. O.K., will.

495. I was willing to let bygones be bygones,

496. but I can see it's no use.

497. It is no use, right?

498. Fine.

499. I guess the dream is over.

500. I'm obviously not management material.

501. All those summers at business camp

502. were just a waste of time.

503. Oh, Carlton, hold up, man.

504. Look, you're not a bad manager.

505. You just stink when it comes to people.

506. And you stink when it comes to business.

507. So what does that tell you?

508. That we both stink.

509. Yes, individually.

510. But together we'd smell like success.

511. What do you say, will?

512. Uh, no, man.

513. I got a good thing here.

514. Oh, come on, will.

515. I'll make it worth your while.

516. I'll give you priority shifts,

517. you can wear your own clothes,

518. and you've got unlimited use of the stockroom.

519. Nah, man.

520. What do you want, will?

521. You know...

522. I—I kind of want you to beg me.

523. Beg? I don't know how to beg.

524. I'm rich.

525. Look, will, I'll give you $1,000 if you come back.

526. You don't get it, do you?

527. Carlton, it isn't always about facts and figures

528. and green pieces of paper

529. with dead presidents on them.

530. Look...

531. A man's most valuable possession

532. is his self-respect.

533. Make it 2,000.

534. Let me get my hat.

535. Hey, hey, hey.

536. Professor mill, chill.

537. Hey, lis-listen, man.

538. Look, um...

539. Now, um...

540. Listen, hey...

541. Hey...

542. Hey... Hey...

543. Hey... Hey...

544. Hey, but listen...

545. Hey... Hey...

546. Hey...

547. Hey, hey...

548. I got it.