1. You go to sleep,
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2. I'm going downstairs
to make sure
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3. Geoffrey remembered
to put out cookies
for Santa.
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4. Don't eat too many,
o.K., daddy?
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5. Ho ho ho.
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6. Daddy, can you tell me
about the four middle names?
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7. Nicky, you've
heard that story
a hundred times.
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8. I know it,
but I forget a lot of it.
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9. Oh, alright,
all right.
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10. Let me see.
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11. Most children have
one middle name,
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12. but you, my boy,
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13. have four,
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14. and it all began
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you were christened.
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16. A lot of things were
different back then.
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17. Say, Uncle Phil,
can I borrow 50 bucks?
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18. Of course,
some things
never change.
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19. yes, it was
Christmas Eve, 1993,
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20. everyone's favorite
time of year.
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21. You know,
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22. these popcorn strings
look a little skimpy,
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23. but, uh, you wouldn't
know nothin' about that,
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24. would you, Uncle Phil?
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25. I don't know what
you're talking about.
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26. And I suppose this is
the one-armed man
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27. the fugitive
was looking for, huh?
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28. hey, alright.
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29. Whoo! Thank you.
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30. Yeah.
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31. Hey, little fella,
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32. Santa let you out of
the workshop early?
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33. You like my outfit?
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34. I had jingle bells
sewn into my cuffs.
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35. Ah. Geoffrey, I need
my Santa suit pressed.
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36. We can't have
Nicky thinking
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37. kriss kringle
doesn't keep
a sharp crease, huh?
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38. But it's alright
for him to think
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39. Santa's only 3-feet tall.
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40. Hey, hil, ash.
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41. What happened
to your coat?
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42. I was mauled in
the saks shoe department.
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43. You need a license to drive,
but they'll let anyone shop.
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44. Boyz ii men
were there,
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45. and they
autographed my cd.
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46. I got Nicky
the cutest present
for his christening.
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47. You may
have gotten him
the cutest,
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48. I got him the best.
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49. Don't be so sure
about that, bucko.
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50. Children, there's
no point in competing
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51. over who got Nicky
the best present.
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52. That's right, because
you'll all lose to me.
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53. Oh, yeah?
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54. Well, wait right here.
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55. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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56. I thought we
was waiting till
the christening,
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57. but we having
a gift-off now?
That's cool.
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58. Hey, g,
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59. wait till you see
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60. the gift
that I got Nicky
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61. for his christening.
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62. oh!
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63. So that's where the
cereal box tops went.
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64. This is
a great present, man.
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65. Oh, no.
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66. The 18-karat gold rattle
from your Uncle
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67. is a great present.
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68. The handwoven
silk sleeper suit
from miss hilary
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69. is a great present.
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70. That...
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71. Is a hand puppet.
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72. I can count on Carlton
to make me look good.
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73. Shoot, he's so cheap,
he probably made Nicky
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74. a vest out of the lint
from his pocket.
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75. Hey, is Nicky going
to love this or what?
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76. Will!
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77. I wasn't doing nothin'.
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78. You're not going
to believe this.
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79. Watch what happens
when I play boyz ii men.
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80. Oh, man, me and this kid
are definitely blood.
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81. Let me tell you what used to
knock me from my highchair.
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82. that was a jam, man.
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83. Greetings, y'all.
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84. Jazz.
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85. Brought little Ricky
his christening gift.
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86. Man, a cheap
christening gift.
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87. Mind if I take a peek?
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88. Go ahead.
Get your peek going.
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89. Jazz, this is a rolex.
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90. Santa left it
in the men's room.
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91. So, what'd you get him?
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92. Oh, I'm—
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93. shoot. Man.
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94. I got—I got him
a real good gift.
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95. I—I got him them.
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96. Them? You got him
a boyz ii men cd?
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97. No, no. Come here,
come here.
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98. I got him boyz ii men.
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99. I used to hang
with them in Philly.
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100. They'll sing
at the christening.
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101. Will, that's wonderful!
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102. Oh!
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103. What's wonderful?
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104. Will got boyz ii men
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105. to sing at Nicky's
christening.
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106. I'm telling
reverend Boyd.
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107. Whoa, hey,
woman, look—
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108. I've got to call
all my friends!
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109. Hey! Hey!
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110. Y-jus—
come back here!
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111. Well, this is
a christening
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112. your family
won't forget.
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113. Come back here!
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114. As usual, will had put
his foot in his mouth,
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115. but lucky for him,
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116. boyz ii men were in town
recording a radio special.
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117. Will managed to sneak in.
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118. that should be
cool, man.
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119. Whoo!
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120. Whoo!
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121. Aw, man!
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122. Let it snow,
man!
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123. Let it—
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124. this is a dirty studio.
Y'all got bugs.
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125. It's a closed
session. Step.
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126. Hey, yo, hold up. Listen.
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127. How was that, man?
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128. Hey, yo! I'm from
Philly, man!
West Philly! Ho!
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129. Yo!
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130. You know,
cheesesteaks,
liberty bell!
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131. West Philly, ho!
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132. Get rid of him.
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133. I used to play ball
with you, man!
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134. You do look familiar.
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135. I do?
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136. I mean, I do.
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137. Get off me!
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138. He said
I looked familiar!
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139. But it ain't
from basketball.
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140. You know neecie Taylor,
don't you?
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141. I guess I do look
familiar, huh?
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142. Yeah, man, I used
to date neecie.
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143. I stole her from
this ol' four-eyed,
big-lipped dude.
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144. He used to be
singing these
stupid songs,
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145. him and his three—
yeah.
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146. Sisters. It was him
and three girls.
Yeah.
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147. I loved that girl.
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148. I cried myself
to sleep about that.
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149. I'm from Pittsburgh,
man. Go steelers!
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150. Steal her—
that's what you did.
Charlie, you see his face?
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151. We don't want to
see him around again.
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152. Do you guys
validate? My car—
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153. so, in less than
five minutes,
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154. cousin will had
totally alienated
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155. everyone in the group.
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156. Meanwhile,
back at the house—
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157. daddy, I hate to interrupt,
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158. but I have to go potty.
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159. O.K. Be sure
you're back here
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160. in 21/2 minutes.
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161. Go on.
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162. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
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163. Remember to
put the seat down?
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164. Do you?
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165. Good point.
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166. Anyway,
where was I?
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167. Oh, yeah.
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168. Cousin will
had gotten himself
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169. into quite a fix,
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170. so he did
what most men do
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171. when they get
their backs
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172. he begged.
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173. Neecie...
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174. Neecie, neecie, baby,
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175. neecie, baby, look,
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176. could you just
talk to Nate, please?
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177. No?
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178. Where's your
Christmas spirit?
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179. You're a nun,
for God's sakes!
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180. Geoffrey,
aunt vy just arrived,
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181. and she needs you
to take her suitcase
upstairs.
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182. Then put out
another plate
of cookies,
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183. make some fresh eggnog,
and replace that broken
string of lights on the tree.
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184. And wipe that frown
off your face.
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185. It's Christmas.
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186. You know,
I am really getting
sick and tired
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187. of Geoffrey's attitude.
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188. Well, you have to
imagine how he feels
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189. this time of year.
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190. Wash this, carry that,
cook this.
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191. Ashley,
what's your point?
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192. We work him too hard
this time of year.
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193. We should
get him a present.
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194. What am I
going to get him,
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195. a mop?
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196. Let me take your coat.
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197. Thank you.
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198. Oh, vy,
you look wonderful.
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199. What, did you
lose some weight?
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200. Well, yes, I did.
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201. And I guess
you found it.
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202. O.K.
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203. Now I remember
where will
gets it from.
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204. Whoa.
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205. How come
ain't nobody tell me
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206. Halle Berry
was going to be coming here?
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207. Oh.
That's my mommy.
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208. Hi, baby.
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209. Oh, alright,
Geoffrey.
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210. I'll get it.
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211. Your generosity
knows no bounds, sir.
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212. Oh, mom,
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213. this feels so good
to have you here.
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214. Yes.
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215. Listen, I got
a little problem.
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216. Oh, what's the matter,
baby?
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217. Well, it's about
Nicky's christening.
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218. Don't you say
another word.
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219. Your aunt Vivian
told me what you're doing
for the christening,
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220. and when
that group sings,
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221. I'm going to turn
to the congregation
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222. and tell them that gift
is from my boy.
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223. Oh, damn.
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224. Come on, will.
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225. Turn that frown
upside down.
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226. Santa's going
to be here soon,
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227. and no one can resist
jolly old Saint Nick.
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228. You know what?
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229. You're right,
Carlton.
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230. You're a genius, man.
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231. The house looks beautiful.
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232. Merry Christmas,
aunt Helen.
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233. Merry Christmas, baby.
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234. Let me take this.
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235. It's so good
to be with the family
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236. for the holiday season.
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237. Now, where's
my big sister vy?
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238. Diva!
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239. Diva!
Diva!
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241. Helen...
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242. It is so good
to see you.
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244. Likewise.
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245. I think
I'll go change.
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246. Vy, honey,
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247. it's so good
to see you.
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248. Excuse me
just a minute.
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249. Helen, let me talk to you
just a minute.
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250. Helen, what are you
wearing to the christening?
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251. If I'm going to be godmother,
I don't want to walk in church
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the full house
twins.
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253. Honey,
I think your wig
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254. I'm going to be
Nicky's godmother.
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255. Vivian
asked me herself.
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256. Wait a minute.
She asked me, too.
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she would've
asked Janice
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258. if she wasn't
out of the country.
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259. Vivian!
Vivian!
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260. Sweetheart,
you're not leaving me
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261. after they started
sharpening their claws.
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262. Did someone say claus?
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263. 'Cause that's just
what this family needs
right now.
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264. When you hear
this story,
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to laugh.
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266. Um, I accidentally
asked both of you
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267. Isn't this funny?
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268. Vivian,
that's not funny.
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270. Hey, hey,
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271. ladies!
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272. It's Christmas.
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273. Let's not argue.
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274. My Santa suit!
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276. They stole it.
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278. More like borrowed.
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279. Ho, ho, ho!
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280. Merry Christmas!
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281. Hey, Santa.
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282. Mind the booth.
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283. Got to tinkle.
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284. What a lucky break.
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285. I can't believe
the schedule we made
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286. I never thought
I'd be working
on Christmas Eve.
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287. Right, partner.
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288. Ho, ho, ho!
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289. Merry Christmas!
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290. I recently
received a letter
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291. up at
the north pole
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whose only
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have you sing
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294. at his cousin's
christening tonight.
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295. Yo, is this for real?
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296. As real as I am.
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297. Now, listen,
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298. please find it
in your hearts
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299. to grant his wish.
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300. There going to be
a reception?
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301. So much food
you'll think
a supermarket blew up.
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302. Beats room service
Turkey.
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303. For real.
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304. Let's go for it.
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305. Merry Christmas.
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306. Alright.
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307. Be at the first
baptist church of bel-air
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308. at 5:00.
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309. Hey, thanks a lot,
fellas.
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310. Yo, that's that fool
that stole neecie.
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311. Merry Christmas!
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312. Hats, t-shirts, buttons,
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313. boyz ii men
paraphernalia!
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314. Get your hats,
t-shirts, buttons!
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315. Hi, Vivian, Philip.
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316. Welcome.
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317. Reverend Boyd,
these are my sisters
Helen and vy.
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318. Good evening.
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319. Nice turnout.
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320. One too many,
if you ask me.
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321. Hello.
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322. Are you part
of the family?
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323. Yes.
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324. I'm the part
of the family
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cooking, and mending.
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326. I guess will's coming
with boyz ii men.
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327. Do you think
I should report
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328. my missing
Santa suit
to the police?
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329. I'm sitting
next to Vivian.
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330. I don't want
my godson smelling
that cheap perfume.
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331. That's it.
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332. I have had it.
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who Nicky's godmother's
going to be?
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334. Yes.
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Tell her, Vivian.
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336. Geoffrey.
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337. Geoffrey?
Geoffrey?
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338. Somebody spill something?
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339. Geoffrey,
nobody loves Nicky
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341. Would you
do us the honor
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Nicky's godfather?
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343. Oh, madam,
I don't know
what to say.
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344. This is the best
Christmas gift
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347. Hey.
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349. Master William,
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350. I'm Nicky's godfather.
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351. Yeah,
congratulations.
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352. Are boyz ii men here?
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353. Um...
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attention, please?
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do something...
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Nicky's christening.
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360. all these
big expensive gifts
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361. and everything,
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362. so I said
I could deliver
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363. boyz ii men.
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364. Look, the truth is—
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such a special honor
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at your christening,
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of their names,
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Nathan juanye banks.
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371. That's a good story,
daddy.
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374. Geoffrey.
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377. Oh, yes.
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378. I love you,
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