The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 4x10

Directed by Shelley Jensen

Aaron Lustig as Dr. Hangarter • Jack Kruschen as Mr. Melville • Dominic Hoffman as Dr. Kevarkian • Darryl Sivad as Paramedic

Will sneaks greasy, high-fat foods to Philip after he promises to diet and exercise, then blames himself when Philip has a heart attack.

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1. Your health is no formality, Mr. banks.

2. A man carrying as much weight as you

3. has got to face the facts.

4. Come on. I've kept myself

5. in pretty good shape.

6. Well, your blood pressure's up,

7. and you have a history of high cholesterol.

8. C'mon, I've got a heart like a bull.

9. Don't take it for granted. Although the heart

10. is the strongest muscle in the body,

11. it also has the most responsibility.

12. There are a lot of things

13. that can affect your heart.

14. morning, all.

15. Morning, will.

16. Morning, master William.

17. Hey!

18. What's up, aunt viv?

19. Is that insurance doctor still in with your Uncle?

20. Yeah. He sure is, aunt viv.

21. Oh, you know what? I heard the doctor say

22. he thinks Uncle Phil might have dunlap syndrome.

23. Dunlap syndrome? What's that?

24. Means his belly done lapped over his belt.

25. Aah! Aah!

26. Hold on a minute.

27. I'll have you know my father is not fat.

28. He's just big-boned...

29. Larger than life.

30. Yeah? He's also larger than the Volvo.

31. Will, it's not funny.

32. Cholesterol is gathering in his arteries,

33. stopping the blood flow like rush-hour gridlock.

34. Hold it, Dr. Quinn, medicine woman.

35. Dad'll probably outlive all of us.

36. Only if he eats us first.

37. And you wonder why daddy won't give you money

38. for your little trip to Mexico.

39. Well, if you ask me,

40. I think it's a waste of time

41. for him to even consider life insurance.

42. Honey, your father is a responsible man.

43. He just wants to make sure

44. that if anything happens to him

45. we're all taken care of.

46. That's true.

47. After all, daddy has gotten us used

48. to living this fancy lifestyle.

49. Oh, did I tell you?

50. I went in on a race horse.

51. Hey, Uncle Phil. Will.

52. Good morning, sir.

53. What did the doctor say?

54. Oh, everything's fine.

55. Well, he was a little worried about my weight.

56. Do you realize you're eating

57. about a million grams of fat?

58. Oh, thank you, honey.

59. I'm serious, daddy.

60. I'm not just gonna sit here

61. and watch you eat yourself into an early grave.

62. Ok, then you're excused.

63. Fine. Hey!

64. What are you doing?

65. Something you all should've done

66. a long time ago.

67. Well, she does have a point, Uncle Phil.

68. I mean, hey, I'm getting tired

69. of the fat jokes myself.

70. What is wrong with you people?

71. I weigh the same thing I weighed in high school.

72. Yeah, if you add up all 4 years.

73. Guess I'm not getting as tired

74. of those fat jokes as I thought, huh?

75. I'm worried about you, daddy.

76. I love you.

77. Ashley, sweetheart,

78. if you feel that way about it,

79. I—I'll go on a little diet.

80. You promise? I promise.

81. And you'll exercise, too?

82. Well...

83. You can go workout with me tomorrow.

84. Where are you going?

85. I'm shooting the rapids at dead man's falls.

86. See, my therapist said that the only way

87. for me to get over Trevor's death

88. is to confront it.

89. Trevor died doing a bungee jump.

90. I know. I'm working up to that.

91. Well, I'm off to my skydiving class.

92. Whoa, whoa, hil.

93. That's not your parachute.

94. That's my book bag.

95. Oops. That would've been embarrassing.

96. Yo, Carlton, what's up, man?

97. What you working on?

98. It's an assignment from English class.

99. I'm supposed to imagine myself 20 years from now.

100. Ah, no wonder you're so depressed.

101. The way I figure it, 20 years from now,

102. my dad will be taking his seat on the supreme court,

103. but we'll still see each other

104. on weekends when he and mom

105. come by to see me and little Carlton.

106. You are little Carlton.

107. And if this family's at all consistent,

108. my wife's wise-guy nephew will move in

109. and make my life a living hell.

110. Your wife?

111. Oh, this is science fiction.

112. Oh, Uncle Phil. You been out on the courts?

113. Yep. Played a little tennis with Ashley.

114. Can't remember when I worked up such a sweat.

115. Then you've certainly earned your lunch.

116. Bon appetit.

117. What the heck is this?

118. Chicken, sir.

119. Oh! You probably don't recognize it

120. without a thick coating

121. of batter and gravy.

122. I can't do this. I can't give up

123. my favorite foods cold Turkey with—

124. oh, my God.

125. Turkey.

126. With pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.

127. Butter-drenched dressing.

128. Tiny onions

129. swimming in a sea of cream sauce.

130. Ohh...

131. Yo, Uncle Phil, snap out of it, man.

132. Come on, now. Those days are over.

133. You promised Ashley.

134. You're right, will. You're right. I did.

135. Geoffrey...

136. I could make this worth your while.

137. Well, sir, for a price,

138. I could show you something

139. in a greasy snack.

140. Ohh...

141. What's going on here?

142. Put your hands up!

143. Step away from the chips!

144. Listen, dad, you might not care

145. about how clogged your arteries are,

146. but I do, and I'm doing something about it.

147. And doing a wonderful job,

148. I might add.

149. Shut up, Geoffrey.

150. The kitchen is officially closed

151. for high-fat inventory.

152. Come on.

153. Will, could I speak to you

154. in the family room, please?

155. Yeah. Sure thing, Uncle Phil.

156. About what?

157. This.

158. This is crazy.

159. Boy, what you talking about, Uncle Phil?

160. Oh, this one's easy.

161. Ashley hid the remote control

162. so I have to walk to the TV.

163. Geoffrey's feeding me all kinds of healthy food.

164. Why does she hate me, will?

165. Uncle Phil, I'm saying.

166. She's just following the doctor's orders.

167. You got to lose some weight, man.

168. But this is getting out of hand.

169. Ashley has spies in every fast-food restaurant

170. for Miles.

171. You know, I'd give anything

172. for a cheeseburger, will.

173. Anything.

174. Why, I might even finance your little trip to Mexico.

175. Are you trying to play me, Uncle Phil?

176. I'm saying, Mexico's important to me,

177. but not if it's gonna jeopardize your health.

178. Oh, look, I know the doctor's telling the truth.

179. But I've got a lot going on right now.

180. I'm under a lot of pressure.

181. You let me get a running start at this diet.

182. See?

183. Uh, how much running you talking about?

184. Uh, well—well, well,

185. I'll make a new year's resolution—

186. And by march— February, uh,

187. you won't even recognize your old Uncle Phil.

188. And that's this new year's, right?

189. Well...

190. Well, uh, you have my solemn vow.

191. Well, I'm off.

192. What are you dressed for?

193. I'm learning to drive a formula one race car.

194. Hilary, I've had enough

195. of your death-defying stunts,

196. and I want it stopped now.

197. What he means, dear,

198. is we don't want to see you

199. taking risks like this.

200. My therapist was right.

201. You just aren't nurturing enough.

202. Mom, I don't think we can go

203. to the movies tonight.

204. Why not?

205. No one's gonna be home except for daddy,

206. and I'm afraid he's gonna cheat on his diet.

207. What? You don't think you can trust me?

208. Don't worry, honey.

209. There's no unhealthy food in the house,

210. and I'll take all the car keys with me.

211. This is ridiculous.

212. Ok, I'll put all the local pizza places

213. on alert and tell them not to deliver.

214. Doesn't my word mean anything to you?

215. Of course it does, darling.

216. Better call the Chinese restaurants, too.

217. You got the stuff?

218. Right here.

219. You got the money?

220. Take a check?

221. Come on, I'm leaving for Mexico in an hour.

222. I don't have that kind of cash on me.

223. I hope there's an atm nearby

224. 'cause I ain't got no problem eating your dinner.

225. All right. All right.

226. Here.

227. It's good to see you're not

228. wasting time chewing.

229. Ohh... Ooh.

230. See, that's what you get for eating all fast.

231. Let me get you something for that.

232. Oh...

233. Ah, here's one, Uncle Phil.

234. Relieves cramps, bloating,

235. and irritability.

236. Oh, no, no. This is Geoffrey's.

237. Will.

238. Here's one, Uncle Phil. It says it relieves gas,

239. and I got to be honest, brother,

240. the past couple days, you've been...

241. No.

242. Oh, what you want?

243. I want an ambulance.

244. I think I'm having a heart attack.

245. Ow!

246. Ohh... Uhh...

247. That's a nice hat.

248. Thanks a lot, man.

249. Is my Uncle gonna be all right?

250. Don't worry.

251. He's my fourth heart attack today,

252. and I already lost one of them.

253. A two-dead day is rare.

254. Look, man, I don't care how rare it is.

255. You better make sure you don't lose this one!

256. Will, I can't breathe.

257. My Uncle can't breathe, man!

258. Could be 'cause you're leaning on his air hose.

259. I'm sorry.

260. I'm gonna be all right, will.

261. I'll be fine.

262. You go with your friends to Mexico. I'll be ok.

263. No, no, no. I'm with you, man.

264. I'm staying with you till the end.

265. That was a really poor choice of words.

266. I'm sorry.

267. Would you do me a favor, will?

268. Uncle Phil, we are not stopping for no burger.

269. No! No, no.

270. Would you tell Carlton to look after the family,

271. well, just in case this is my last ride?

272. Your last ride?

273. What you talking about, man?

274. We're gonna go for plenty rides

275. in ambulances, man.

276. I mean, you gonna be all right, Uncle Phil.

277. Hey, man, he is gonna be all right, isn't he?

278. Well, if I say he is and he croaks,

279. you gonna be upset, right?

280. You're a real people person, aren't you?

281. I guess.

282. Hey, if he still wants to stop for a burger,

283. I can get Troy to swing by the drive-thru.

284. With the siren on,

285. we don't have to wait in line.

286. Why are they taking so long

287. with those tests?

288. The emergency doctor said it's routine

289. with heart attacks.

290. Where's Carlton?

291. I left him a message.

292. I was sure he'd be here by now.

293. This is all my fault.

294. I pushed daddy way too hard on the tennis court.

295. No. Ashley, it was me.

296. I scared him half to death

297. with my stupid thrill-seeking.

298. I'm afraid, dear family,

299. that I am the culprit.

300. What do you mean, Geoffrey?

301. Years of my rich sauces,

302. prime cuts of beef, sumptuous desserts,

303. have certainly gone to his heart.

304. Yes, but if I wasn't there

305. to excuse his behavior,

306. this never would've happened.

307. Good point.

308. You can't blame yourself, mom.

309. Oh, go ahead, Philip, have dessert.

310. You've had a hard day.

311. Not to worry, we can let those pants out.

312. I'm too tired.

313. Go downstairs and have a snack.

314. Um, I hate to interrupt this guilt-fest,

315. but, um, I think that I have to take the rap

316. for this one.

317. Well, you have been a little wild

318. these past 4 years.

319. Not to mention your negative influence

320. on Carlton.

321. Let's not forget his constant barrage of fat jokes.

322. Like this morning.

323. The white elephant.

324. Stop it, everybody.

325. You're making will feel bad.

326. No, no, it's cool, ash.

327. They're right.

328. It is my fault,

329. especially since I've been sneaking him food

330. for the past week.

331. You what?

332. I mean, he said it was only gonna be until new year's.

333. It wasn't all bad food.

334. I mean, the fried rice had bean sprouts in it.

335. Uncle Phil, I'm sorry, man.

336. You wouldn't even be in here

337. if I wasn't sneaking you food.

338. Look, I love you, man.

339. I never meant to hurt you.

340. I'm sorry.

341. Uncle Phil, what are you doing there?

342. I had a heart attack, will.

343. Hey, how come you didn't tell me

344. you weren't my Uncle, man?

345. Well, nobody ever comes to visit me.

346. I crave the attention.

347. Will, see if he's gonna finish his I.V.

348. Yeah, me bringin' you food is what got you in here.

349. What? You think a week's worth

350. of chili burgers put me in here?

351. Forget about it.

352. It's from years of not taking care of myself.

353. Yeah, but I didn't have to help you.

354. Oh, come on. Nobody blames you.

355. A whole waiting room full of people

356. with a different opinion.

357. Oh, the family's here, huh?

358. Well, just about. Carlton's not here, yet.

359. No?

360. Oh, we left a message for him.

361. He probably just didn't get it yet.

362. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, sure. That's it.

363. Yes. Is Carlton your son?

364. Yeah, I got a son.

365. He don't come to visit me, either.

366. I'll send the family in, Uncle Phil.

367. Ok.

368. Excuse me. Are you the banks family?

369. Yes, we are.

370. I'm Dr. kevarkian.

371. Not Kevorkian, kevarkian with an "a."

372. How's my father doing?

373. He's going to be fine,

374. but he's gonna have to start taking care of himself.

375. Is he still awake?

376. You can go see him.

377. Geoffrey, why don't you take the baby home.

378. Very well, miss hilary.

379. Is that Carlton?

380. Mr. banks has been asking for him.

381. Um, Carlton's a little bigger,

382. wears a bow tie.

383. Oh, doctor, before I leave,

384. could I ask you a couple of questions

385. about... Ointments?

386. Oh, my God!

387. Carlton, what are you doing?

388. Cleaning the oven. What's your problem?

389. Oh. How come you're not at the hospital, man?

390. It says right here on the label

391. to let foam sit for 45 minutes.

392. My hands are tied.

393. Carlton, what's the matter with you, man?

394. Your father just had a heart attack.

395. You don't know that.

396. It could be acute indigestion.

397. Even doctors have made that mistake.

398. Does that window look smudged to you?

399. Carlton, you're going down to that hospital

400. if I have to knock you out

401. and call an ambulance.

402. You come near me, I'll spray.

403. Man, you don't know how lucky you are.

404. You can be with your father

405. whenever you want.

406. You can eat with him and argue with him.

407. He's there for you.

408. You know where my father is?

409. No.

410. Neither do I.

411. Look, I don't wanna see my father

412. with tubes up his nose, ok?

413. Carlton, there's gonna come a time

414. when all he has is tubes.

415. Not my father!

416. Everybody's father, except mine,

417. 'cause I don't know where the hell he is!

418. You don't understand, will.

419. Yes, I do.

420. You're selfish.

421. Your father's resting comfortably.

422. Why don't you take your family home.

423. Well, they finally fell asleep.

424. I don't want to wake them.

425. You don't sleep?

426. I've got a lot on my mind, Dr. Kevorkian.

427. Kevarkian with an "a."

428. Call me Russell.

429. I'm on break now. You wanna go downstairs

430. and have an early breakfast?

431. Well, thank you, Russell, but...

432. I can't. I'm in mourning.

433. Look, your father's gonna be fine.

434. Oh, no.

435. See, my fiance had this unfortunate accident.

436. That's why I was supposed to go

437. bungee jumping earlier today.

438. See, Dr. martlin said—

439. do you know him? No.

440. Anyway, he's my therapist.

441. He thought that if I jumped

442. from the same place that Trevor—

443. well, he didn't exactly say that,

444. you know how sometimes your therapist says one thing

445. and they mean something else

446. and if you have to figure out

447. what this whole therapist talk thing is—

448. oh, look at that! I'm being beeped.

449. I didn't hear any beep.

450. Dad?

451. Are you ok?

452. Me? I'll be fine.

453. I'll be out of this bed in no time.

454. How about you?

455. Are you ok?

456. Me? Sure.

457. I mean...

458. I should've come sooner, dad, but I was scared.

459. You're like superman to me.

460. Yeah. Cheesecake is my kryptonite, huh?

461. I'm sorry I let you down, son.

462. You could never let me down, dad.

463. I love you.

464. Hey, superman!

465. Ask junior to get me a bedpan.

466. Ah! Whoomp! There he is!

467. Oh, man. Uncle Phil.

468. Bet you never thought you'd get a standin' "o"

469. in this house, huh?

470. There was a time

471. I never thought I'd see this house again.

472. Oh, you probably worried about

473. just seein' this kitchen again, right?

474. I'm sorry. That's a left-over fat joke.

475. I'm trippin'. Oh, go ahead.

476. Yeah, well, you get 'em in while you can.

477. Soon I'll be a lean, mean, judicial machine.

478. I'll cover all bets on that one.

479. Daddy, we're not gonna do anything

480. to make you upset ever again.

481. Oh, by the way, I dented the Mercedes.

482. Sweetheart, I am so glad

483. to have you home safe and well,

484. and if you ever do anything

485. to scare me like that again,

486. I'll kill you.

487. Don't worry. I won't.

488. I'm lucky to have such a wonderful family...

489. Even my pain-in-the-butt nephew.

490. Ha! I love you, too, Uncle Phil.

491. Hey. Come on, let's go watch some TV.

492. There's still no furniture.

493. Oh, that's all right.

494. Oh, man, we don't have no remote.

495. Sure, we do. Geoffrey!

496. Do you realize you're eating

497. about a million grams of fat?

498. Thank you, honey.

499. Geoffrey, you skimmed me

500. on the provolone, huh?

501. I'm serious, daddy.

502. I'm not gonna just sit here

503. and watch you eat yourself into an early grave.

504. So you're gonna throw a fork at me?

505. I tried to keep going.